"Bug, what are you going to do?" I was just about to scold it, but suddenly I woke up, this pain is quite real!

I'm not dreaming, that's what I just held......

Could it be, Xiaoxue?

What did these old kids do while I was asleep?

"Xi Shi, Fan Li, you all get up for me!" I shouted hard, only to find that no one responded, including the one who was still lying on the bed.

The cunning bugs, before I could scream, kicked me out and prevented me from controlling my body.

And in this state, I am basically an existence that can be completely ignored. People in the outside world, of course, cannot perceive my joys, sorrows, sorrows, and sorrows; Fan Li and Xi Shi, who are concentrating on my body and cultivating intently, are also difficult to detect.

I had only two options, go back to sleep, or, sit back and wait for dawn.

I wanted to choose the former, but in fact, I carried out the latter.

It's not just because I've slept enough, but when you watch something else use your body to do that thing, and you don't feel the slightest feeling, can you sleep?

I couldn't convey information to others, but I didn't have any barriers to receiving external images.

The worst thing is that the insect keeps its eyes open, and unless my consciousness is closed and I fall asleep, I can only receive external information with my body.

Isn't this bug always claiming that he doesn't belong to human beings and isn't interested in certain things? How......

After dawn, Xi Shi cautiously admitted her mistake to me, and at the same time said very aggrieved that she hadn't chatted with girls for thousands of years, and she couldn't help but become addicted to it for a while......

"Then, you can't take my body and do that...... I haven't taken back control of my body at this time, so I have no scruples when I speak, "You say, how should I explain to Hou Yan?" The body is derailed, but the spirit is not? ”

"Don't blame Xiao Shi", Fan Li came to be a good person again, "She has no chance to be reincarnated, and it is rare to have the opportunity to try to be a man, so ......"

"So you're used to her and take my body?" I let out the anger that I had been holding back for hours, "Look at your good leader, even that bug is starting to learn from you!" It's still Fan Li's good, don't sit still! ”

"Actually, I also ......" Fan Li's words, for the first time I had no confidence, "Actually, you don't have to mind, in our era......"

"Stop, I don't want to hear you explain, what about bugs?" I don't dare pursue it any further. In this matter, the three of them have reached a united front. And I, who stood on the opposite side, was both a minority and the only one without mana. If I can't turn a blind eye right now, I'll have to close both eyes at the end of the day.

"In!" The bug grinned and responded, "You're looking for me?" ”

I felt the presence of my hands and feet again, and knew that the insect had secretly returned my body to me again, so I had to get out of bed, run to the bathroom, and then ask in a low voice, "Aren't you responsible for supervising me and preventing me from cheating?" How to ......"

"We, the Gu spirits, are only responsible for supervising you spiritually, and we don't care about the physical ones. No matter what your body has done, as long as you, the locked soul, are not present, it's fine, haha! ”

I was suddenly angry, it turns out that the **** covenant can still be interpreted in this way.

"Actually, I don't know if it's okay, because like yours, it's rare to meet one in thousands of years, and there is no precedent to refer to", the insect was angry with me, and immediately came to a big turn, "I saw that Xiao Shi's interest was so high, so I thought about simply taking a gamble, it's a big deal, let's destroy the spirit together, hehe!" ”

"Worm, you're so nice!" Xi Shi started her Wu Nong soft language again, which was really unbearable.

"Little brother, where are you going today?" Fan Li obviously didn't want to let this topic continue.

"Go ......" I was still hesitating, Xiaoxue suddenly ran in naked, with a phone in her hand.

"Looking for you, Lao Li!" After Xiaoxue handed me the phone, she realized that she was wearing nothing, and ran out again with a red face.

"Hello, Boss Li!" I decided to talk to Boss Li myself, while Fan Li hadn't come over to grab it.

"Hello, Master Ding, did you have a good time last night?" Obviously, Boss Li had heard some stories from Xiao Xue from last night, and deliberately reminded me that I had a short hand.

"Well, that's good, you bothered more, thank you!" I'm nothing, so I'm not humble.

"No thanks, no thanks, it should be", Boss Li coughed a few times in a row, and asked carefully: "Then, I asked Zhao Shenxian about it, when do you plan to start ......?"

"Speaking of which, I was about to ask you", I suddenly had an idea, "What is the name of the detective agency you are looking for, and do you have contact information?" I want to visit it in person! ”

"Yes! Absolutely. Lao Zhai Detective Agency, the contact person is Zhu Dabao, and you have his contact information in your mobile phone. ”

Zhu Dabao?

Could it be the person Chang An said? They are both private investigators, and they are good at investigating paranormal events.

Could it really be such a coincidence?

Then I'm really going to pay a visit, this strange person who can "subdue" the Five Elements of Money.

"This gentleman is very angry, you must not have come to me to talk about business, but to find answers, right?"

This Zhu Dabao is really unusual. As soon as I entered the door, before I could say a word, he guessed his intention and pointed it out.

I don't have the confidence to deal with such a person, and I'm thinking about how to replace Fan Li.

Zhu Dabao spoke again: "Don't worry, I have an enchantment here!" No matter what is attached to you, as long as he enters this door, he will not be able to hear our conversation, let alone perform witchcraft. You have something to worry about, but it doesn't hurt to say it. ”

That's interesting!

It's a pity that our brother doesn't know each other, otherwise, I really want to ask you for advice on how to shield the spirits on my body.

Of course, it is precisely because everyone is not familiar with each other that I dare not fully believe his words. So, pretending to be calm, I went straight to his table, pulled over a chair and sat down, and without saying a word, I just looked at him quietly.

Zhu Dabao may be used to seeing people like me, and seeing that I don't speak, he simply turned his head to the computer and continued to play his game.

I was silent for about five minutes, and I didn't hear the three guys talking, so I was relieved, it turned out that this Zhu Dabao was not a braggart, it seemed that everyone had a chat.

"I am influenced by a ...... Entrusted by a friend, to find out the progress of the investigation", I got straight to the point.

"Oh, it turned out to be a friend of the customer", Zhu Dabao was stunned for a moment, then leaned over, and stretched out his hand: "Contemptible Zhu Dabao, acquaintances call me Zhu Bajie, I don't know ...... you"

"Pig ...... Eight precepts? "I was taken aback, I, a fake Tang monk, finally met a copycat apprentice.

"Eight solutions, not eight precepts!" Although Zhu Dabao was justifying, his face was filled with a happy smile, obviously enjoying this misunderstanding, "Because when I first debuted, I always liked to use I Ching gossip to help customers solve problems, and over time, they called me Bajie, the solution of gossip." ”

After all, it was for the sake of learning that I began to despise him a little in my heart, so I didn't say anything.

"Sir, could you please tell me the name of your friend, or if the matter entrusted is ......?"

"My friend's surname is Li, and he's looking for a man with a gold seal......"

"Oh, it turned out to be a friend of Boss Li, disrespectful and disrespectful", Zhu Dabao said polite words while walking towards the door. He poked his head out and looked around, and when he made sure that no one was there, he locked the door from the inside and added a few mechanical devices.

After doing all this, he did not return to his seat, but walked up to me and asked in a low voice, "Are you really a friend of Boss Li?" ”

I nodded.

"So, how close are you?" Zhu Dabao hesitated, "For example, have you ever slept with his woman?" ”

I was stunned, this guy is a god, this kind of thing can be guessed.

"Why, as soon as you entered the door, I smelled a faint smell of corpses. But seeing that you are not in a hurry at all, I think I smelled wrong. But it turned out that it was still that thing doing the trick", Zhu Dabao began to mumble to himself.

"I say, detective, can you tell me a little bit about the secrets you know?" I'm a little unhappy, this detective, how can he be like my grandmother, chattering.

"Do you really want to know?"

"Of course!"

"Well, I'll tell you seriously!" Zhu Dabao pulled over a chair and sat down facing me, "Boss Li is a kind of invisible corpse poison, although it won't kill him for a while; However, it is necessary to take the light of the sun and the moon, and through a special magic weapon, reflect it in the place where the corpse poison gathers, so that it can be eliminated. And as far as I know, this magic weapon was lost a long time ago. In other words, as long as you are poisoned, you can basically find a place to wait for death. In addition, this corpse poison can be contagious, mainly through ******** ways. ”

"Since you know that it can be infected, why don't you remind it earlier, or find someone to control Boss Li?"

"Big brother! Who are you and me? If I had that much energy, I wouldn't have to open such a small detective agency, and I would have lived a mess without a meal. Control Boss Lee? Joke! This kind of thing, I didn't even go to the police and no one paid attention to me. The only thing I can do is to call Boss Li and persuade him to control himself and not do things that harm others and himself. But I guess he won't listen to me nine times out of ten, that's why I asked you just now. ”

It dawned on me. It turned out that this was all a trap for Boss Li. He already knew that he was hopeless, so when he saw my pretending "uncle and grandfather", like a drowning man who finally caught the last straw, he desperately tried his best to curry favor, women, houses, cars, cards, what he wanted.

But even so, he was still not at ease, so he made a move more conscious. He deliberately infected Xiaoxue with corpse poison, and then told Xiaoxue to "get it" for me. In this way, his business has completely become my business, and I can't help but be distracted.

Also, when he heard that I was going to come to Zhu Dabao, he was very happy. He obviously knew that as long as I came here and talked to Zhu Dabao, I would understand my current situation.

No wonder, when I answered his phone this morning, I always felt that his tone was strange, and it turned out that he was glad that he succeeded.

Blame those three damn old guys!

Originally, this shouldn't have happened. I am restricted by Gu Spirits and cannot touch other women; Fan Li and Xi Shi have been husband and wife for thousands of years, how embarrassed to cheat in front of them; Bugs are not human, and they don't like men and women.

But this accident just happened. They took my body, and when one person was refreshed, they made a big deal.

Zhu Dabao received the "gold" in the five elements of money, and the gold corresponds to the nose in the facial features, which is naturally the most intelligent nose. Since he smelled the smell of corpses on me, he basically didn't run.

Since this corpse poison has been on my body, it means that there is nothing about the Five Elements Money and the insects, at least not at present, then I can only wait for death!

Why, they are the ones who cheat, but it is I who punish?!

It was not easy for me to be reborn as a human being; I'm not even 24 years old......

I was still in a daze with cranky thoughts, and Zhu Dabao pushed my shoulder with his hand: "Brother, don't be too pessimistic." As long as you haven't died, you'll find a way! ”

"Thank you!" I looked at him with no annoyance. I'm not pessimistic, I've been suffering a lot of sin in just a few years.

"I'm not comforting you! Actually", Zhu Dabao suddenly laughed again, "According to my investigation during this time, it is still possible to solve this corpse poison through other methods." ”