"He lost his temper?" I don't understand.

"Uncle Shi is a well-known stubborn temper, what he refuses, absolutely no one can let him continue, what he decides, ten cows can't pull it back, see his leg is gone, it's his stubborn temper that causes trouble, three years ago, he passed by a family, originally good purple qi came from the east, which was mixed with evil qi, but he didn't want this to be his enemy deliberately led him into the urn."

"Enemy?" I thought to myself, how can the Taoist family have enemies, look at the old Tao, and be quite respected by this gratifying people.

"Uncle Shi is stubborn, and besides, the purpose of these people is not to make a living in the open, Uncle Shi is not angry when he speaks, and in the end he was cut off by someone else, and he lived in seclusion here, telling fortunes and barely making ends meet." Little Taoist Daoist.

After speaking, the crowd on the side of the street made way for a way, only to hear a woman's voice coming from the center of the crowd, "The surname General, look at your fate, why is the old immortal in my family not dead?" The voice exploded in the crowd, and there was a lot of discussion.

A few of us were curious, crowded into the crowd to watch, only to see a fat waist and a fat woman, holding a kitchen knife in her hand, walking towards Master Jiang's stall, just about to get off the knife, Master Jiang clasped one hand on the table, moved the table to the left for half a minute, the fat woman's knife fell to the ground, and the whole person was grinning.

The fat woman was out of breath, and only Master Jiang scolded. "The surname is general, what kind of life are you giving me, the old immortal in my family is still panting at home, and now he is working in the field."

Many people talked about the fat woman, "Didn't the old lady of his family act inconveniently three years ago?" How do you still work in the fields? ”

"Yes! Oh, yes! I heard that his old woman has been working on the kang for three years, why is she still working in the field? ”

"Listen to what Master Jiang has to say."

Master Jiang closed his eyes and pinched his fingers, made a small sound in his mouth, and finally looked at the fat woman, "Is there anyone in your family recently?" ”

The fat woman thought that Master Jiang was going to make excuses, "Who is it, who can come to my family?" ”

Master Jiang replied to her unhurriedly, "Your old lady's lifespan has passed five days, and it is impossible for her to be alive." ”

The fat woman who heard this was speechless, and she was stunned to think about whether there was anyone in her family in the past few days, thinking about it, she was still Yaoyaotou, "I haven't seen anyone come to my house in the past few days." Speaking of this, he hurriedly grabbed Master Jiang's arm, "It's very strange to be immortal these days. ”

"How strange." Master Jiang asked urgently.

"In the past few days, there has been a tablet in the room, I thought it was the old lady who was too limited, and I dreamed of my father-in-law, so I didn't think much about it, and now it seems that there is one more tablet." The fat woman said.

Master Jiang was confused, "Can you describe what the ranking is?" ”

The fat woman gestured a few times behind her, and said vaguely, and finally gave up completely, slapping the table with both hands, "You wait here, I'll go get it for you." ”

Turned around and disappeared into the crowd, more and more people watched in front of Master Jiang's stall, forming an encirclement, I don't move for half a minute, the measures will definitely not happen to my brother, about ten minutes later, the fat woman squeezed in from the crowd, her hair was a little messy, and there were bruises of varying degrees on her face, and she shed tears as she walked.

"Master Jiang, I think it's just the tablet and the problem." The fat woman had no shadow of a tablet with empty hands, and finally the fat woman took out a mobile phone from her mobile phone, "I took a photo, can you take a look?" ”

The fat woman handed the mobile phone to Master Jiang, I couldn't see the content of the photo from a distance, I only saw Lao Dao looking at the tablet stunned, with an unbelievable expression, everyone was very curious about what was in the phone, and the few people closest to Lao Dao glimpsed the photo, and the buckle was passed down from one to another, and it became to us, "There is something painted on the tablet." "It's up to you to say, there's nothing on the tablet.

Master Jiang returned the phone to the fat woman, and everyone's mouths stopped instantly, intending to listen to what Master Jiang had to say.

"I can't handle this." A simple word.

The fat woman couldn't believe that even Master Jiang couldn't control this matter, "Master Jiang, you can save us." ”

Master Jiang shook his head again and again, "Look at my legs and feet, I'm getting old, I can't fight, but." ”

Hearing this, the fat woman's eyes lit up, "But what? ”

Master Jiang replied unhurriedly: "The Taoist Master of Pure Heart Meditation can help you, you can go to him to have a look." ”

Hearing the pure heart, the fat woman was a little disappointed, and murmured: "I just offended the pure heart, and I don't know if I want to take care of it." ”

As soon as I saw it, several people left the crowd, I wanted to speak, but I booed and walked back to the corner, "Don't talk, it's not easy for us to go down the mountain, don't be found by her, this woman is not a good stubble, what Master Jiang can't do, a few of us definitely can't do it, let him go to the master." ”

This master and apprentice are really a couple, anyway, I don't have anything to lose, don't say that I don't have a sense of morality, I'm just a little commoner, I can't do anything well, I don't write diamonds and don't hold porcelain work.

I found a decent Internet café and opened three machines, Niu Fat usually watches blockbusters, but now the conditions do not allow it, I can only watch idol dramas with Lu Bo, the little Taoist let me watch it with another eye, who will connect the Taoist priest with the masturbation, the little Taoist priest is fighting crazy in the world of the game, and my purpose is to be at home, I made a call to the family in advance, and the phone was full of promises, and it was a fat head to click on the video.

After an hour of video, I returned to Qingxinguan after reporting safety

The next day

梆~梆~梆~

"Who's in the morning!" I said impatiently as I lay on the bed. The Taoist temple does not close the door, and the wooden door frame of our house is loud.

The little Taoist priest slept in a daze, didn't get up, and sat down again.

"Giving birth." Being a woman is not gentle at all.

The little Taoist priest rubbed his eyes, walked to the door, opened a crack, and got out, and soon we were woken up by the sound of abuse. I sat up very reluctantly, I couldn't open my eyes, what kind of woman with no cultivation and no quality. I went out and saw a pile of fat meat, it was the fat woman in the market, Lao Dao, Lu Bo, all of whom were noisy.

Lao Dao raised his hand and told us, "What to do, what to do." Look at the fat woman and ignore it directly, turn her head and leave.

The little Taoist priest and Niu Fat went to pick vegetables and carry water, Lu Bo also followed to the back mountain of the Taoist temple, I was embarrassed to pestle, resolutely followed, picked a tomato and put it in my mouth, came back to bypass the fat woman and continued to sleep back to the cage, the most resentful thing is to be woken up while sleeping. Now severely sleep-deprived, come back and continue sleeping.

As soon as I lay down, the door was framed and hammered, and my heart was nameless, don't think you are a woman, don't dare to fight back, and there is no basic morality in life. I rolled over and went back to sleep, and the knock on the door grew louder and louder, and this kind of woman had to inch in, and he had been unhappy since he was in the market.

As soon as I opened the door, the fat woman almost fell in, "Get out." "There's nothing to say about a woman like her.

The woman was stunned when she heard me, and was about to open her mouth when I closed the door again. Before I could get to the bed, the knock on the door sounded again, and I groaned, challenging my lord's wake-up breath, this time I didn't jerk the deadbolt, but gently poked my head out. "Hello, please get out of here."

The woman was ready to scold, "There is no good thing in Qingxinguan, a group of things with mothers and mothers, and the old lady is still here today." ”

This is shouting, challenging Lao Tzu's bottom line, I can't say it, when I'm really out of soft rice. As soon as I opened the door, the woman held the door, let me open it, not open, the door of the Taoist temple is wooden, two grooves upstream and downstream of a door, I looked up and down at the fat woman, this weight should be able to bear it, I moved half of the door and handed it to the fat woman, "You like to hold it, just take it home, the door is there, you stand here and see how bad it is for me to take off my clothes, I am not a casual person." ”

This scene happened to be seen by Lao Dao, with an unconcealable smile on his face, and he went to the back mountain to wash.

I went back to bed, unable to sleep.

Jingle bell ~~ Jingle bell ~~~~ This signal is evil.

Pick up the cute girl's call: "Hey? ”

"Brother Ma Dong, it's the first time I've gotten up so early today, are you still sleeping, are you woken up by me? Wake up early to bask in the sun. "I was blinded by the cute girl's words.,It can't be a wrong call.。

The woman scolded more fiercely outside, the signal was not good, I could only endure my temper and stretch the microphone directly out of the window, and the woman was still scolding.