Chapter 118: Jianghu Affairs (II)

The troops of the Hou Mansion have been marching for eight or nine days, hurrying unhurriedly during the day, resting at night when it is dark, if there is no shop in front of the village, then in the last two horse-drawn carriages, one cart is loaded with simple tents, one cart is loaded with food, and the one horse drawn in front is Wang Xian's family, Wang Xianzhi's Xi Daomao and a five-year-old and a three-year-old son and a daughter, and then in front of Zheng Qian's carriage and a small team of Jianghu guards who led the way. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 ο½‰ο½Žο½†ο½

For a few days, Zheng Qian has been working day and night as a researcher's business plan, and has been writing and painting, and it is estimated that it will be the New Year when he goes back, Zheng Qian plans to get some activities at a high price in his first year, but his brain is a little stuck, and he has changed and rewritten.

Later, Hua Mulan couldn't stand it, and Zheng Qian kept writing during the day, whether it was in the inn or in the carriage at night.

The normal married life is gone, and people who don't know still think that she is married to a eunuch!

So Hua Mulan followed the old plan and put sweat medicine in Zheng Qian's cup, which can be said to be difficult to prevent thieves, and Zheng Qian never guarded against Mulan.

The four women in the carriage stared wide-eyed, but the only man was asleep somewhere, and more than a hundred people from the three major sects who came out on horseback to chase after them and Zheng Qian's escort two teams of people and horses confronted each other, these two women were very important to the three major sects, especially the big protector.

A few months ago, in the autumn of the autumn when the prince secretly colluded with the Eastern Jin Dynasty through the official road, he saw four cabbage Xi Shi in a small town, but the four cabbage Xi Shi are strong in martial arts, although they can't beat the masters around the prince, but the ability to run is still there, after going back, the prince never forgets, and has been thinking about the four cabbage Xi Shi under the Snow Mountain, one Xi Shi came out of the price of five hundred taels of silver, so the people of the three major sects are working by piece, and they are depressed if they lose five hundred taels.

The members of Zheng Qian's escort team are four people in a horizontal row, and the four in front from left to right are Wang Qiying, Zhu Xiaotian, Master Huien, and Liu Gaozhi's four main forces, Master Huien's force value is unknown, but Master Huiyuan, who is a martial artist, said that Master Huien's martial arts are no less than his own, and he doesn't think it will be too bad.

At this time, Shao Baiyu, who was wearing a girl's pink gown, stepped forward and said to Zhu Xiaotian, who had pressed the brim of his hat very low, "Who is in front?" ”

"We are the general of the third-grade auxiliary state, the second-grade Tianzhong Marquis, and the second-grade Tianzhong Prefecture Mu, from the first-grade Kaifuyi and the third-grade Zheng Qianzheng's convoy ......" Zhu Xiaotian naturally gritted his teeth in the face of his former enemy Shao Baiyu, but now he can't tear his face until he has to, Zhu Xiaotian wants to kill Shao Baiyu in the Heroes Conference to take revenge, so now he can only lower the brim of his hat, tighten his neck, and say in a deliberately thick voice: "Who are you, so bold that you dare to block the way of Marquis Zheng!" ”

When Shao Baiyu heard that it was the team of Zheng Qian, the opponent of the prince, many thoughts flashed in his heart.

If you start killing Zheng Qian, it is one of the few good times for Zheng Qian to not be in his own territory now, but now there are more than 60 masters in the team, whether he can take it or not, if he lets one or two people run away, I heard that Zheng Qian now has more than 10,000 ironclad cavalry, and it will not be difficult to destroy the three evil sects at that time.

If you don't do it, isn't it equivalent to giving up a good time to make a fortune, Zheng Qian has always made the prince himself jealous of a big man!

"We don't intend to offend Marquis Zheng, but we are looking for two girls dressed in white, one is about twenty years old and the other is about eighteen, I don't know if this adult has seen it?"

"I didn't see it!"

"We followed the footprints all the way, and finally saw the footprints disappear from the ruts of your carriage, and it is obvious that you hid people in the handles of the carriage!"

"You are suspicious of our Hou Ye, if we Hou Ye hears that you are going to move one by one, our Hou Ye's temper is not too good, if he knows that you suspect him, maybe you three Black Hand Gate, CaiδΈ¨ Flower Gate, and Baiyu Villa will be removed from the rivers and lakes!"

"We are also acting on orders, these two women are the key criminals that the prince wants to arrest, they have assassinated the prince, if the prince is sensible, he will not offend the prince!"

"What do you mean by that?"

"It means that if you don't hand over people today, you have to hand over people, otherwise we will go to the carriage to search for offended Hou Ye, it will not be good!" Seeing that Zheng Qian's troops were only more than sixty people, Shao Baiyu looked at the two subordinates and motioned for them to go to the mountains to call the rest of the people, and caught a big shark, and it was estimated that they would be bitten to death by the shark if there were fewer people. At this time, Shao Baiyu was already planning to come to a ruined gamble, if he won, then what would he want in the future, he Baiyu Villa finally did not have to be pressed by Ye Zifeng.

With a sound of drawing his sword, Shao Baiyu aimed his sword at Zhu Xiaotian.

And Zhu Xiaotian saw that the other party was already planning to do it, so there was no need to hide it, planted the cotton hat with a hooded cloak, and threw the straw hat inside to the ground: "Shao Baiyu, a few years ago, you attacked my Jiangshamen at night, set fire first, and when we were busy fighting the fire with buckets in the dark, you used despicable means to sneak attack and plot against my Jiangshamen, and finally caused the lives of more than 500 people in Jiangshamen, including my relatives, to die in the fire, and today I will settle it with the old account and the new account!" ”

"Who should I be, it turned out to be Zhu Xiaotian of Jiangshamen, the loyalty of the Zhu Sect Master is really like the martial god Lu Bu during the Three Kingdoms period, and the three surnames are slaves!"

"If you have a kind, come and fight one-on-one with me, whether it is life or death, this is a personal enmity and grudge between us!"

"Okay, I'll see what you do to fight me!"

Zhu Xiaotian and Shao Baiyu, the two former enemies, caught fire like gunpowder, this kind of competition is regarded as a battle of honor among the people of the rivers and lakes, Shao Baiyu is the leader of the three evil sects, and Zhu Xiaotian is also the captain of Zheng Qian's escort team, and the two fought one-on-one, and neither party sent anyone to interfere.

Zhu Xiaotian pulled out the Tang long knife behind his back and rushed towards Shao Baiyu, Shao Baiyu did not dare to despise it, Zhu Xiaotian ranked third on the list of heroes in the rivers and lakes, second only to Shao Baiyu, and both of them are known as one of the three pillars of the former Qin Wulin, the biggest gap in strength is the strength gap between the two top sports cars of Bugatti Veyron and Koenigsegg, as for the masters of Zhuge intercession, at most it is a Ferrari Lamborghini.

Zhu Xiaotian took off his long cloak, and Shao Baiyu also untied the colored cloak on his shoulders.

All the people in the rivers and lakes watched intently, this was an extremely shocking scene of Saturn meeting Jupiter except for a few on the five-year list of heroes of the rivers and lakes.

Shao Baiyu and Zhu Xiaotian's tactics are estimated to be the same, the two of them have no fighting methods and moves at all, they are completely fighting for strength and speed, the two fast figures burst towards each other in an instant, and then "bang" A knife and a sword collided together, just this charged blow with a running boost made Shao Baiyu hold the sword with both hands and take eight steps back, and Zhu Xiaotian also stepped back eight steps back with the heavy snow that had just fallen at a rapid speed, but after eight steps, Zhu Xiaotian gritted his teeth and tried everything he could not stabilize. In the end, I had to move back more than half a foot away. Shao Baiyu smiled when he saw this scene, Zhu Xiaotian always missed his own small half move, but this half move can be fatal.

Zhu Xiaotian, who was not convinced, once again had Shao Baiyu touch together, and this time the two did not break up with one touch, but were entangled together.

A sword and a sword were set together, and both of them tried their best to advance and retreat, attack and defend, and resist each other. The two of them kept changing their steps, like two planets that were constantly spinning, and the hems of their robes rose to bring up a large patch of freshly fallen snow, forming a white circular black hole in the center of the two camps.

Shao Baiyu was also surprised, the other party's knife was so exquisitely made, and he was the legendary Yitian Sword in the hands of Cao Cao, which was given to him by the prince. Zhu Xiaotian also knows the Yitian Sword in the hands of the prince Fu Chong, which proves that Shao Baiyu, the enemy who killed his family with his own hands, is indeed Fu Chong's person, so everything has already fallen into place, it was Fu Zhong who instructed Shao Baiyu to sneak attack his Jiangshamen, and then hypocritically said that he wanted to avenge himself, in fact, in order to let himself die for him.

Zhu Xiaotian, Zhu Xiaotian, it turns out that you have been manipulated like a fool for so many years!

"Young brother, I'm here to help you......"

"Count me in!"

The people of the black hand door do not care about the morality of the rivers and lakes, the door rules are sneak attacks and secret calculations, and finally the leakage, the door is equipped with a sneak attack department, the secret calculation department, and as a logistics leak department of the three major departments, the annual meeting will select a best sneak attack and steal the leakage of the door heroes.

At this time, seeing that Shao Baiyu and Zhu Xiaotian have been in a stalemate, although Zhu Xiaotian is half a move behind, he can't tell the winner without a few hundred moves, unless Shao Baiyu hits a critical hit.

So Tian Quanguang, the master of the Black Hand Gate, suddenly put his sword on, and followed Zhuge to intercede, Zhuge couldn't stand it, and he kept thinking about slapping with Fang Yunlan Tianshan Sect, and as far as they knew, Zheng Qian's subordinates had not heard of other masters except Zhu Xiaotian.

Liu Gaozhi thought that his meritorious service made Zheng Qian impressed with himself, Liu Gaozhi was even more grateful to Zheng Qian for giving him the two major artifacts of the camera and the electric stick, and gave him a platform to play, although his father was also a small general, and his grandfather was also a small city guard, but he was not valued, and it was precisely because of his father that he was named a seven-grade miscellaneous general, not only to eat and drink well in the Hou Mansion, but also to get a priceless artifact.

This shows that the master values me, why don't others get the camera and the electric baton, the Hou Ye just values me, I must work harder!

However, Liu Gaozhi has never thought that his ability is much stronger than others, why is he still just an ordinary guard?

At this time, Liu Gaozhi rushed forward without saying a word, pulled out a one-handed Tang knife on the left and a right, and connected the two special Tang knives from the handle, so that they were all blades on and off, and the shape was like two fans with two fan blades, and the two long weapons suddenly became a short weapon.

Liu Gaozhi single-handedly killed the central area of the two groups of people, the purpose was to stop Zhuge intercession and Tian Quanguang, seeing Liu Gaozhi, a nobody who had never seen him, Zhuge interceded and pointed his sword at Liu Gaozhi: "Who is coming, your grandfather, I won't kill the nameless junior!" ”

"It doesn't matter what my name is, I'm not going to bother telling the two dying people that it doesn't matter if I'm a nobody, I'll be famous when I kill you two!"

"Daring fanatic!"

"Death!"

The two people Zhuge interceded and Tian Quanguang attacked like Liu Gaozhi on the left and right, Liu Gaozhi rotated the Tang knife that was connected together, and one person rubbed more than two of them. Half a ring, Liu Gaozhi seized an opportunity to run to a one-person thick tree three steps and made two steps, sideways climbed the tree, and then jumped down at a distance of three or four meters in the air, Zhuge interceded and could only raise his sword to block, but Liu Gaozhi's strength plus the power of the body falling, the energy generated was so great, not to mention that Zhuge interceded or hurriedly raised his sword with one hand to resist.

Zhuge Wenqing felt a huge force coming from his sword, he gritted his teeth and grabbed the sword tightly, but the sword had two sides, and with the continuous pressure from Liu Gaozhi, the sword slowly moved downward, and finally the other side slashed on Zhuge Wen's left shoulder, and blood flowed out of Zhuge Wenqing's shoulder in an instant.

Zhuge Wenqing was pressed to his knees on the ground, because the sword had been pierced on Zhuge Wenqing's shoulder, Zhuge Wenqing shouted extremely miserably: "Ah, I'm going to kill you!" ”

"Wait until you live!"

The other side was blocked Tian Quanguang reacted, picked up his sword and stabbed Liu Gaozhi in the back, but it was too late......

It can only be said that the boy does not cry, you still have your right hand, and the hope of your life is still there!

Zhuge Wenqing was seriously injured and bleeding, one arm was grabbed by Liu Gaozhi in his hand, and now only Tian Quanguang is left, Tian Quanguang is not good at fighting, he can only play some cleverness, seeing that this red-haired person is so difficult to deal with Tian Quanguang, he immediately has the idea of running away, after all, his light skills are better than martial arts.

However, Tian Quanguang's escape plan was discovered by Liu Gaozhi, who took an electric baton and electrocuted him like he had an epileptic convulsion, and then stabbed him in the back of the heart, and there was no possibility of survival, and the head of the family was dead, which made many people in the black hand angry and angry. One by one, they all drew their swords, wanting to avenge the dead head, of course, with Tian Quanguang's former style, there are few who really want to take revenge, everyone is just pretending.

However, Liu Gaozhi, a red-haired young man, was well-known in the former Qin Wulin, one against two, cut off one of Zhuge interceding's arms, and let Tian Quanguang meet Lord Yan.

Although everyone doesn't know why Tian Quanguang suddenly became ill......

The war is about to break out, and the two teams will also fight with all their might, at this moment, Hua Mulan appeared in front of the carriage with Zheng Qian's official seal and the two daughters who had written and dried the ink.

Looking at Mulan's delicate appearance, the fair skin that is rare in this era, and the incomparable black hair is long and straight, the disciples of the Flower Gate are drooling.

This is a legendary golden flower......

"Stop it!"

"You say that the assistant is the assistant, why should we listen to you, and besides, if we really do it, our people are three times that of you, why don't we suffer!" A person from the Black Hand Gate looked at Hua Mulan with extreme anger, his own head was killed, and it was naturally impossible for these disciples of the Black Hand Gate to calmly swallow melon seeds or something.

"That's it, it's too late to talk about assistants!"

"There is no right to negotiate terms with us!"

Facing the cynical appearance of the black hand man holding a sword, Hua Mulan was extremely calm, standing high on the platform in front of the carriage, Hua Mulan looked at them like a goddess: "My husband Zheng Qian has more than 8,000 heavily armored iron horsemen in his hands, each of you think about it, if you attack my husband's convoy today, as long as one or two of the army that goes back to report the news arrives, how many of you will survive!" ”

One of the most fierce Black Hand Sect disciples on the opposite side said: "You said lightly, who knows if this carriage is Zheng Qian's carriage, maybe you are a fake?" ”

"First of all, our carriage is hung with the Zheng family's flag, and my husband's general seal, state pastor seal, and lord seal are three seals!" Hua Mulan stood on the handle of the carriage one by one, and her husband's golden seal was held up to show the place: "If you attack the princes of the first rank of the imperial court, do you think the imperial court will stop there, even if my husband's tens of thousands of ironclad soldiers don't make a move, how many of you can live, after all, your sect is not difficult to find!" ”

"Even so, we are under the order of the prince to arrest the assassin who assassinated the prince, and the prince will naturally seek justice for us!"

Obviously, Hua Mulan has been prepared, but she saw that Hua Mulan took out the two contracts in her hand unhurriedly: "The assassin you want is the maidservant of our Hou Mansion, if your prince wants someone, let him ask for it in person, otherwise you will rashly start robbing people, will the prince bear the responsibility of this infamy for you?" ”

"But you ......"

"What excuse do you have to say, according to the laws of this dynasty, if you see a fifth-grade official or above, you have to get off the horse and give way, should you observe the etiquette?"

One of the disciples of Baiyu Villa looked at Shao Baiyu, who had been fighting for a long time and was now facing Zhu Xiaotian separately: "Sect Master, I think what she said makes sense, we are likely to die because of this matter, and even if we have money, we will have nowhere to ......spend it when the time comes."

"Well, you're right, although I like money, but the person who dies for money and the bird who dies for food is the bird......" Shao Baiyu is not a person who cares about righteousness and affection, and all he cares about may be whether he can make some extra money: "The people of my Baiyu Villa listen to lay down their weapons, get off their horses and make way, we will not participate in this war!" ”

After the people of Baiyu Villa got off the horse, the other two sects lost their main strength, Zhuge asked for mercy and did not wake up The disciples of the Flower Gate were dealing with the wound of Zhuge Intercession, and Tian Quanguang of the Black Hand Gate was even more desperate, at this time, the re-fight was obviously at a disadvantage, starting from the Flower Picking Gate of Zhuge Intercession, many disciples got off the horse to make way, and the remaining few people did not dare to face Zheng Qian's sixty-person escort team alone, so all of them got out of the way.

This crisis was resolved by Mulan's witty response......

These guards and the head of the heavens are all impressed by Mulan, Zheng Qian's eldest lady is not a vase, of course, even a vase Zheng Qian has never checked the flower.

"That's all I can help you, and the rest will be decided by him when the husband wakes up in a while, after all, the husband is more surprised to deal with this kind of emergency."

"Thank you, madam, we only want to save our sisters as soon as possible, only by rescuing them earlier can they be spared harm, after all, that secret room can't hide for a lifetime, they see the rest of the people disappearing, then they must know that there is a secret room inside, I'm afraid they won't give up easily, not to mention that my three sisters are still in their hands." The Great Dharma Protector sighed: "If it weren't for you, I'm afraid we would have died, even more terrible than death." ”

"Okay, this contract should have been returned to you, but I'm afraid that the prince will be troublesome if he talks about things afterwards, and I invite you to go to the Hou Mansion to live for a few days."

"We are Madame's maidservants, and we should do whatever we want, this is our oath that we will definitely abide by."

Knowing that worrying is useless, the Great Protector and the head of the sect tried to relax as much as possible, and besides, the head of the sect was careless, and the head thought that it would not be difficult for his sister to be rescued!

The team walked slowly for more than ten miles, at this time the sky has gradually changed, a prawn riding a horse to explore the road came back to report that there is no village in front of him, I am afraid that this has reached a sparsely populated area, hearing this, Zhu Xiaotian immediately ordered his team members to pick up firewood, make a fire to cook, and set up a tent to prepare to spend the night under a cliff sunken by the wind, of course, before staying overnight, he checked whether there would be ambushes around.

Zheng Qian didn't know why he fell asleep, maybe he was a little tired recently, but his head also hurt a little, and it looked like he had been drugged with sweat.

The carriage was very empty, smelling the aroma of dried vegetables and frozen meat outside, and knew that it might be time for dinner, and it was estimated that the two girls had gone to fetch food.

Although the only two women here are his wives, Zheng Qian still went to a remote area for the sake of elegance and put water under a tree that he had been holding all day. I didn't expect the sound of snow footprints coming from the back of the pee, Zheng Qian couldn't hold back even if he was a little nervous, but Zheng Qian was not so embarrassed, if it was his subordinates, they were all men, but there was nothing, and if it was his wife, he didn't have to avoid it, not to mention that someone would see him peeing and take a detour to the front to see.

However, Zheng Qian felt that he was thinking wrong, maybe he didn't think about it, the sound of footprints stopped behind Zheng Qian, and went around the right side to the front, and then Zheng Qian heard a strange tone and asked: "That, that, what are you doing?" ”

"Who are you?" As soon as he turned around and saw a woman who was not very old and delicate in appearance staring at his weapon, Zheng Qian was so frightened that he hurriedly turned to the left and turned the head of the gun.

"Then you're my master, and I haven't seen you sleeping all the time, but seeing that you're dressed differently than the guards, it must be!" Seeing Zheng Qian's release of water, this girl did not have a red face in this era and shouted to make a gadfly, and then looked extremely curious like a curious baby when Zheng Qian turned around, like a planet around the star, and looked curiously: "Then I am your maidservant!" ”

"Nonsense, there are only twelve of my handmaids, my eldest lady's handmaid has an exclusive one, and one of my little lady's maidservants has been taking care of her sister at her mother's house, I can't recognize these handmaidens when I see them every day, can you go to Ju Gaoli for plastic surgery?" Zheng Qian said a little angrily: "This girl, can you turn me around?" ”

"Why do you want to turn around and see if there's not a piece of meat missing, and you haven't said what you're doing?"

Zheng Qian was also helpless by this woman, do you want to take over the work so diligently in the wilderness, and I respect you for your love and dedication, you also have a bit of professional ethics, Zheng Qian sighed, even if he was taken advantage of, he tried not to be angry with a little girl: "I pee, you have been asking and asking, don't you pee?" ”

"I pee, but why don't I have this thing, I wanted to ask when your wife touched it there just now, but I forgot about it when the group of people came......"

"I'll rub!"

Zheng Qian was startled, no wonder he felt that he had planted a sweat medicine or something, it turned out that his two wives had done that kind of thing to himself when they got angry, it was just enough. And when Zheng Qian was about to lift the cotton pants inside and put down the long shirt, the girl grabbed Zheng Qian's cloth belt at once, and didn't let Zheng Qian lift the pants: "What are you doing here, I haven't seen it clearly, you must move around and don't show it!" ”

"Nonsense, I said girl, can you stop making this kind of joke, and let me lift my pants first, and don't blame me when I get angry and scold you later!"

Zheng Qian was really speechless to this woman, she grabbed it very tightly, Zheng Qian pulled it hard, and didn't pull it down, pushed her away, and was afraid that she would have a lot of strength, and suddenly pushed this woman who looked more fragile, and then it was not good to get out of bed for half a month.

And what is this, such a big tiger girl from in the wilderness?

"I just wonder why you have me not, did I lose it when I was born as a child, and then I have been injured, if it weren't for the fact that my wounds sometimes bleed!" The little girl ignored Zheng Qian's face that was about to vomit blood, took off her belt, and dragged her inner pants down with lightning speed: "Look at me, I have nothing here except skin, am I seriously injured?" ”

"You put it on for me, do you understand whether men and women kiss or not?"

"Why don't men and women kiss?"

"Men and women in this era can not have intimate contact, otherwise people despise it, men and women intimate contact is considered a bad behavior, except for your father and your brother, only your husband can have intimate contact with you, of course, in this era, father and brother can not do too intimate actions, hugging and the like can only be done with the husband!"

"That's good that I didn't hug you, and I didn't do any intimate action with you, otherwise it would be a bad behavior, then you see how ...... I hurt"

"When you have a man, your clothes should also be as complete as possible, except for your husband, you can't give it by the way, I don't know you, what country is this a gift for you?"

"Then I did it in front of me, and you're not my husband, so what will happen?"

"Normally, I'm going to marry you, but first, you're a little weird and don't understand, and second, it's all an accident, you must not do it again next time......"

"Then you're not going to marry me?"

At this time, on the hillside, Hua Mulan supported the cautious Zhu Yingtai and moved her steps down little by little, and there was still the great protector of the Tianshan Mountain behind her, they saw that the two of them had their long shirts and disheveled pants and had retreated, and they were still discussing the trivial matter of my marriage to you and you to marry me, Hua Mulan looked at Zheng Qian meaningfully, and her face didn't know whether she was happy or sad: "Yes, husband, didn't you marry her?" ”

"I'll marry her sister!"

"Okay, husband, you still want to kill two birds with one stone from her sister, right?"

The head of the family had never heard this Internet phrase with scolding that was speechless, and when he heard it, he thought that Zheng Qian was really going to marry her sister: "I don't have a sister, you can't marry my sister......"

"Husband, don't be in a hurry to cover it up or veto me, there are some things I must talk to you openly and honestly!" Hua Mulan looked at Zheng Qian, who was wearing a belt of pants, with extreme patience: "You also know that I have always wanted a son and a half daughter with you before, I admit that I like children, and I like you children even more, so I have been working hard!" I thought you just had some physical diseases, we can go and see it, isn't your world very medically advanced, but now it seems that this is not the case......"

"I'm really ...... too"

"Don't talk, it's all now, what else do you have to say!" Hua Mulan glared at Zheng Qian, and she didn't know if she was angry or not: "Now in the woods, you can't help but have something to do with this woman, it seems that you don't want to have a child with me, you dislike me and Yingtai, and you can't help it when a woman you don't know is outside!" ”

"Sister Mulan, is it true that my husband doesn't like the house, so he likes the woods?"

"Shut up, if you like the woods, that's fine!"

And at this time, the big protector went to comfort the master, she hugged the master, and at this time she knew that she didn't know where she was when she comforted the general student: "Master, since everything has happened, you don't have to say anything, this is the path we have chosen, and it is also the oath we have made, but what kind of person is the master we want to talk to, we can't break the oath we made to God, everything has to wait for this master to speak......"

Zheng Qian was also speechless, she only came for a minute and everything happened, how fast her skills have progressed, how fast you can say that our son has already made soy sauce and gone home to cook for his grandson, and I am too wronged as a victim of peeing, can you let me be a beautiful man who pees quietly.