"What's the matter, big brother, I didn't lie to you, did I? The Jade Emperor is printed on each coin, and how neatly it is placed is all due to me. Zhang Yu said with a stinky expression.

Wang Weifan almost kicked him to death, and it was all dark coins for a long time, and he thought that his uncle was a local tyrant, but it turned out to be a merchant who sold dark coins.

So he asked, "Those ghosts want to rob the Underworld coin?" ”

Zhang Yu nodded and said, "Yes, they want to burn down this warehouse." ”

Wang Weifan asked suspiciously: "Why?" ”

"Big brother, you are stupid, they will be able to use it after burning, haven't you seen a horror movie? I have it on my phone, do you want to see it? Zhang Yu took out the copycat large-screen mobile phone and asked.

Despised by a group of people who are the best candidates in the second goods, Wang Weifan was in a bad mood, picked up a stack of dark coins and said: "It's that you don't understand, after this thing is burned, the ghost can't receive it at all." Don't you want to think about it, what is mass-produced by the printing press can be used as money for the ghost? That's. ”

Zhang Yu thought for a while and nodded, "It makes sense, but big brother, why do so many people burn paper every Qingming Ghost Day?" Are they stupid? ”

"You're stupid! This is a custom left over from ancient times, and it is also a kind of spiritual sustenance, hoping that the deceased loved ones will live well in another world. Wang Weifan patiently explained.

Why does he know? Of course, Lin Feng gave him a book, as mentioned above, it was a genuine underworld publication, and it was also written by a senior temporary worker in it.

Zhang Yu was like a curious baby, and asked, "Big brother, what is the other world like?" ”

Looking at the yearning expression on his face, Wang Weifan replied angrily: "I'll know when you die." ”

"Alas, it will be a long time, after all, my master said that I can live to ninety-nine." Zhang Yu said with a look of regret, just like a person who has lived for a long time and sighed over the years.

When leaving the warehouse, Zhang Yu threw an apple over.

Wang Weifan didn't catch it, and the apple fell to the ground and fell to pieces!

Zhang Yu said pitifully: "Big brother, if you don't want to eat, don't fall, that's my three-day ration." ”

Wang Weifan was grass on the spot, this is three days' rations? How miserable is that?

However, Zhang Yu explained: "I originally brought 1,000 yuan with me this time, but I was stolen when I was buying apples. ”

Wang Weifan said: "Have you eaten?" I see where there are lamb skewers in the village, do you want to order it on the hour? ”

Zhang Yu instantly smiled: "Okay, I've wanted to eat it for a long time these days, but I don't have any money on me." ”

When he came to the village, Wang Weifan asked for 20 lamb skewers, two chicken wings, a cabbage and two bottles of beer at one time, and Zhang Yu also asked for five kidneys, saying that he would make up for it.

I don't know if I'm really hungry these days or if I've had too much contact with the five girls.

Eating skewers and chatting, time passed quickly, and before I knew it, it was two o'clock in the middle of the night. According to the division of hours, from 10 o'clock in the middle of the night to 2 o'clock in the morning, it is the time of the day when yin and yang alternate, and it is also the time when the yin energy is the heaviest.

In addition, the vendors were about to close their stalls, so the two went back.

Just when the two were talking about cartoons, there were suddenly a few dog barks next to them, as well as some strange noises, as if someone was crying and whispering.

"It's coming!" Zhang Yu whispered, then ran to the backyard and climbed to the wall with Wang Weifan.

After Wang Weifan went up, he looked at it for a long time, but he didn't find a ghost.

"Big brother, your speed of climbing over the wall is too slow, and the ghosts have run away."

Slow? Well, Wang Weifan admitted that he would not climb high in real time.

"Oh? They make a fuss like this every day? ”

"It's not." Zhang Yu shook his head: "Every day the program is different, for example, yesterday, there was a ghost singing outside, but he sang too badly, I couldn't help but say a few words, who knew that he was still angry, and said that he was going to find a helper to kill me today." ”

"Really? That's really arrogant. ”

The two sneaked back into the house, watching the yard from the edge of the window, and sure enough, a group of ghosts returned.

Those ghosts were crying and laughing outside, making trouble for about half an hour, and even the dogs were tired of barking and were too lazy to bark again.

At this moment, about thirty ghosts entered the room through the wall and surrounded Wang Weifan and Zhang Yu. But Wang Weifan and Zhang Yu were not nervous, but looked carefully, and saw that these ghosts were dressed plainly, most of them were elderly, and they seemed to be residents of the village before their deaths.

At this time, an old man took a step forward and said to Zhang Yu: "Little ghost, you dared to say that the old man sang ugly yesterday, and told you that you are finished today!" I called the brothers to clean you up together. ”

Zhang Yu was not angry, and persuaded him with good words: "Uncle, go back and rest, I am vigorous, and you can't help me." Besides, my eldest brother is also here today, if you make trouble again, my eldest brother will not be polite, and there is a mistake in your words, I am a human being, and you are a ghost. ”

"Humph! Two little guys who haven't dried up are just a little bit, and their breath is not small! The old man also invited a master today, who is the ghost king of our village! Fifty years of Taoism! Speaking of this, the old man showed contempt, as if the ghost king in his mouth was omnipotent.

When Wang Weifan heard this, he couldn't help but say, "It's only been fifty years? The ghost king of your village is too shabby. ”

The old man's face changed: "What did you say?" How dare you insult our ghost king? Brothers, give him some color and see! ”

After saying that, more than 30 ghosts all surrounded him! Fortunately, I was prepared, and instantly took out the red rope, and the red rope became extremely yang under the urging of yang energy, and those ghosts showed frightened eyes and retreated at a faster speed! Only one ghost didn't move, I shook my hand, put away the red rope, looked at the young male ghost and asked, "You are the ghost king here?" ”

"Don't dare to be, it's just the false praise of the villagers."

As the saying goes, stretching out his hand and not hitting the smiling person, since he has a modest attitude, Wang Weifan also asked politely: "Then why do you want to make trouble here?" ”

The young male ghost replied: "We were all residents of the village before we were born, but since ten years ago, Zhang Erdan started a vendor selling dark coins, and every New Year's holiday, people in the village come to him to buy dead coins to pay tribute to their dead relatives." Since you are a Taoist priest, you should know that this thing is a handful of ashes after it is burned. But this is a memorial ceremony after all, and I have no objection to it. But in recent years, many elderly people have died, and they have been careful all their lives, and they don't want their descendants to break the bank and buy fraudulent paper money, so they want to scare Zhang Erdan and make him stop selling. ”

Hearing this name, I couldn't help but complain: "Zhang Yu, your uncle's name is even worse than yours." ”

"Not really!" Zhang Yu protested: "How meaningful is my name? At that time, my father must have put a lot of thought into it, so he had a single name with the word 'Yu'. As for 'Zhang', in ancient times, there were a total of 36 people who acted as emperors, but they were national surnames, so why is it so ugly? ”

Wang Weifan despised Zhang Yu, and he didn't say the meaning of his name for a long time, but after all, the name was given by his parents, so he didn't raise the bar with him.

Turning to the young male ghost and said, "By the way, there is one thing I want to remind you, I am not a Taoist, and the Taoist priest can not arrest you when he meets you, but I am a ghost, do you understand what I mean?" Since you are here, you must go to the underworld to report and receive reincarnation. ”