Lin Lingling sighed, sad but helpless, men are the same, why bother with yourself, as long as this man loves you and protects you, it is enough. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Lin Lingling thought about it and smiled: "Xianggong, how many should I rank?" ”

"Second."

"I guess too, when are you going to take me to meet them?"

"Tonight!"

"Oh, yes, I almost forgot, they ...... What do you think? ”

"It's okay, they're easy to get along with, as long as you don't make a move, they won't take the initiative."

"Of course I won't make a move, but if they do, don't blame me."

"Yes, yes, yes, harmony is precious, family and everything is prosperous, I will not move if the enemy does not move, and you call me when the enemy moves."

Lin Lingling smiled and said, "Xianggong is very worried that the three of us will have a conflict?" ”

"To be honest, I'm really worried, it's too early to say anything, after all, you don't know each other, and I'm sure you'll find a way to adapt to each other after you understand the run-in."

"I think so too."

Zhen Can left Lin Lingling and went to Li Qiu'e, there was a man standing in front of Li Qiu'e's door, wearing a gray dress, a big head, a fat face, looking honest and honest, and he seemed to have a sense of security.

"This brother, are you here to perform?" Zhen Can stepped forward and asked.

"Yes, your Excellency?"

"Yes."

"Then, please line up!"

Zhen Can smiled: "I don't know my brother's surname, what sect and sect he comes from?" ”

The man glanced at the logo on Zhen Can's clothes disdainfully, pointed to a puppy embroidered on his right chest, and said, "Hmph, look down on me?" Tell you, in Xia Niu Qiangdong, you are a member of the Death Sect?! Why, didn't you see that I was from Jingdongmen? ”

"It turned out to be Niu Qiangdong from Jingdongmen! Disrespectful, disrespectful! ”

"What? Ever heard of my name? ”

"Nope."

"What are you doing without all the fuss?"

Zhen Can smiled: "Your Excellency seems to be unfriendly to me, but this is the first time I have met Your Excellency, Your Excellency went out to eat explosives today?" ”

"Humph! Nameless junior, I'm the master of Jingdongmen, you don't even know? ”

"How do you know, what if you don't know?"

"If you know, you should know that the people I hate the most are the people of the Death Sect!"

"Oh? I wonder what the festival of Dongge and Benmen has? ”

"You don't even know what I had with the Death Sect, where did you come from?"

"I'm sorry, but it jumped out of a rock under the change."

"Hmph, I still fell from the sky."

"Brother Dong landed on the ground first with his face, right?"

"What? Not as handsome as you? What about being handsome? Not a disciple yet? I'm the doorman. ”

"I know that Brother Dong is powerful, by the way, Brother Dong, what kind of festival do you have with this door, the manly husband and the owner of the door should be massive, the prime minister should be able to support the boat in his belly, and he should swallow the world, I have a fate with Brother Dong and I really want to get to know you, just forget about a little grudge!"

"A little? Okay, I'll tell you, let you see if it's a point, I used to be a disciple of the Death Sect, and so was Gong Xiaojing, we really loved each other but were broken up alive by Yun Shangmian, that is, your sect master, and drove me out, and married Gong Xiaojing to his eldest disciple Huo Yunfei, I worked hard and finally founded Jingdongmen, you say, can I let go of hatred? ”

"I see, it's really a deep hatred, I didn't expect the gentle-looking door owner to be so hard-hearted, and he was embarrassed to do such a lack of virtue as beating mandarin ducks, he was too lacking in heart, and he wasn't afraid that the chicken would be bitten off by a dog on the way one day."

When Niu Qiangdong heard this, he laughed and said: "It's the first time I've heard a disciple of the Death Sect say bad things about their sect master, you are the first one, your courage is commendable, I like it." ”

"I also like Brother Dong's character, love and hate are clear, revenge must be avenged, straightforward, and man's true colors."

"Hahaha, you and I are so speculative that it is better to worship as brothers of the opposite sex!"

"I can't ask for it."

"I don't know my brother's surname, how old is it?"

Zhen Can said: "The little brother's name is Zhen Can, and he is two or three years old. ”

"I'm forty years old, seventeen years older than you, you have to call me big brother."

"Hello big brother!"

"Okay, second brother, let's kowtow to the moon god!"

"Good!"

At that moment, the two knelt down in front of the moon and kowtowed three times.

"Big brother."

"Second brother."

"Hahaha......"

Li Qiu'e in the glass door behind her was a little moved and admired, a disciple can actually bow to the door master, his husband is really good, too smart, too unique.

"Second brother, when we met for the first time, the eldest brother didn't bring anything, so let's do it, since you also like this woman, the eldest brother will give it to you."

Zhen Can said: "How does this work?" How can the younger brother win people's love? It's still a big brother appreciation! ”

"Second brother, don't you give face to your eldest brother? You have to be anxious, don't you? ”

"No, I really think I can't grab my eldest brother's food and eat it!"

"Whether you play or not, I'm angry if you don't play."

"I won't play if you're angry."

"Don't you play, do you?"

"Yes."

"Really don't play?"

"That's right."

"Okay, I'll break off my friendship with you, and we'll end up here."

"Don't! broke off the friendship after just one minute of shutting down, we can be regarded as brothers who have lasted the shortest time in history, and it makes people laugh at it when it is spread out. ”

"If you want to last, you can! You play with her. ”

"Play with her and it lasts?"

"That's up to you."

"Hahaha...... Then ask the eldest brother to be a witness! ”

"Don't, big brother, I'm not so interested, I'm going to find Lin Lingling, she is also a big beauty here."

"Wait."

"How?"

Zhen Can smiled and said, "Big brother, don't go to Lin Lingling, okay?" ”

"What? Does my brother want to fly two? ”

"Yes, I've been very physically exhausted lately, so I want to move, and big brother, you don't know, the people of the Death Sect have asked me to do all the work recently, so I haven't been down the mountain for two months to have fun."

"That's really uncomfortable, the Death Sect likes to bully newcomers, it's too inhuman, okay, I'm going to find Huahuahua, I heard that she is also a big beauty here, she must be decent tonight."

"Decent?"

"Get her body, I've been looking for her many times, but she just refuses to share the bed with me, except for performing dances, I haven't done anything, you say it's a loss, why I'm also the owner of Jingdongmen, what's the matter, I'm also a rich and status person! How many women want to have sex with me, if not hundreds? She's so unenlightened, brother, don't you say? ”

"That...... Big brother! I don't think you should touch her mind anymore. Zhen Can couldn't even speak.

"What?" Sure enough, as expected, Niu Qiangdong's reaction was very intense, if everyone was not a sworn brother, it was estimated that he would have to use his fists to beat someone.

"Brother, are you going too far?"

Zhen Can said a little embarrassedly: "Do you know why Huahuahua didn't follow your wishes?" ”

"Why?"

"Because she's sick."

"Sick? How does my brother know? ”

"My overlord made a bow and found it and retreated decisively, that's where I came from!"

"What? Brother! You are truly my lucky star! I was almost infected, thank you brother, when I go to Jingdongmen in the future, I will definitely treat you to eat, drink and have fun, one-stop service. ”

"It's amazing." Zhen Can smiled: "I don't know if you have Zhang Zetian in your family?" ”

"How did my brother know that there is a disciple in my sect called Zhang Zetian?"

"Really?" Zhen Can was surprised.

Zhen Can just said it casually, jokingly, but he didn't expect it to be a real person!

"Really, Gong Changzhang, the swampy Ze, added Tim, is a very cute girl, loves to drink juice, nicknamed juice sister."

"Huh? What does it have to do with you? ”

"It's my personal assistant, what? Brother knows her? ”

"Know, know, know for a long time."

"Really? She was an orphan and was saved by me five years ago, how did you know her? ”

Zhen Can said: "God has been friends for a long time. ”

"Have you been friends for a long time? Have you made a god to the other party? ”

"I think I should hand it over, I handed it over in my dreams, all kinds of it."

"Really? Didn't see any of them? ”

"Yes, in my dreams!"

"Then if she also befriended you, then you are really too fateful."

Zhen Can thought for a while and said, "Nothing else matters, there is only one problem, that ......"

"Brother has something to say, why are you and my brother still twisting and pinching like this?"

"Big brother is really bold, that ...... Does Sister Juice have that kind of relationship with you? ”

"What does my brother say, I am forty years old, she is nineteen years old, we can reach the age of father and daughter, and I am mature, she is small, we are father and daughter when we stand together! No, no. ”

"Big brother is quite self-aware."

"That is, I am the master of a sect, and I must pay attention to my identity or be laughed at!"

"Big brother is really big brother, so can Sister Juice leave it to me?"

"Yes! I'll help you keep an eye on her and don't let anyone marry her, but you have to do it as soon as possible! You know, beautiful women are also in need and don't have to be weak. ”

"I know that, I'll visit soon."

"Okay, then I'll go first, brother."

"There will be a date later."

"Big brother go slowly, I'm sorry, I let you take advantage of the excitement tonight and return home."

"It's okay, it's okay, go back to Sister Juice."

"Huh?"