Chapter Seventy-Four: Being Taken as a Father
It is really a New Year's gift, and the whole world has received this New Year's surprise together. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info found that the evidence of extraterrestrial civilization stimulated everyone's nerves, even if the government tried its best to cover it up, it was useless, everyone was discussing the inexplicable "shock" incident, the government side was rarely united, everyone held back their strength to hurry up to the sky, to see if they could get some non-native products.
Bavi knew all of this, but he certainly wouldn't be kind enough to remind them that the finishing touches had been done that night, and that they had only gone for a sightseeing trip. He is currently in a big trouble, two old people in the family are coming, to be precise, they are already on their way.
The cause of the incident has to start from the farce, the woman complained to her parents very much after she went back, there is no impermeable wall in the world, Bawei's parents naturally received negative information about their son, not at ease, there was no comprehensive understanding on the phone, so they simply came over to see the current living situation of Bavi with their own eyes.
"How did I forget they were the ones of action!" Ba Wei is a little worried, to be honest, the business of not selling a pack of spicy noodles for three days here was seen by his parents, and he was definitely going to catch him back to the rhythm, and the best time for business was when the store dealt with expired goods at a special price, and the old man who didn't know where to come out, the old lady was the same as the typhoon transit, and cleaned the small shop.
The biggest problem is not this, Bavi looked at the three beautiful women huddled together on the sofa, if this is seen, the whole body is full of mouths and can't tell. As for the truth, it was the end of being sent to Aoyama Psychiatric Hospital, "I don't work hard all day, and I just think about these boundless things." Bavi can think of his parents' reactions with his ass.
"My dear, it's just a simple family visit, the other party is still your dearest, is it necessary to be so worried?" Liya couldn't help but speak as she watched Bavi circle around the living room.
"Where's your father?" Bavi asked rhetorically, the continuation of the blood clan depends on "biting", and there is only the concept of father.
"Dead! After receiving the knighthood, I celebrated the end of his long life. Liya said the answer very casually, without any shame.
It's really a tradition of the blood clan, enjoying this near-immortal life, while hating the guy who gave him all in the first place. Bavi shrugged: "When I didn't ask!" ”
"Why haven't you heard about them?" Falme was curious, she had lost her parents at an early age and was unfamiliar with the concept of parents.
"How so......" Bavi sat down and scratched his head, his language a little difficult to organize. Since he was a child, he was not close to his father, and life was difficult at that time, and Bawi's father was busy supporting the family and basically did not communicate with Bawi; The rest of the day was a little better, and Bavi was sensible, and the two couldn't talk to each other. As for the impression of my mother, it seems that there are only slaps, washboards, endless restrictions, very simple ways of communication, as long as it is not right, it is a big-eared scraper, and a high-decibel roar. If you don't have friends, you are not allowed to go out and fool around with wild children, it is dangerous outside, and it is right to stay at home honestly; There are also no holidays, homework is always a huge obstacle, weekends are also in danger, and study is the only one that is allowed to be unrestricted. The only time that can be a little better is in exchange for grades, which must be good grades, and the timeliness is relatively short.
This kind of life lasts until junior high school, and after living on campus, there is less time at home and less communication. The attitude of the parents has also changed: "If you can pass the exam, you will continue to study, and if you can't pass the exam, you will go to work." Fortunately, Bavi worked hard and successfully entered the university, and at this time the dialogue between his parents and his parents was between adults, but the two sides helplessly found a huge gap in front of them. I don't feel it on the phone, but I really feel it after we meet, and sometimes Bavi wonders if he is their own child.
"So they are your blood relatives, but you feel like strangers?" Magic Vily spoke nonchalantly.
"Huh? What did I say? Bavi looked surprised.
"You just muttered a lot to yourself, the voice is not loud but just enough to be heard, and the logic of the language is a little confusing but enough to understand the meaning." Mowei chuckled and looked at Bavi, looking at Bavi with a faceless look, "You know, you look cute about this kind of trivial matter!" ”
"Spare me! Also, 'cute' is not an adjective for men. Bavi waved her hand, the past was unbearable, although what Mo Wei said was very explicit, but unfortunately she seemed to be right.
"Isn't it cold-blooded that I have such thoughts?" Not knowing whether to ask himself or others, Bavi looked out the window without focus.
"Regardless of the previous situation, you have accepted the status of a wizard, then you are destined to be cold-blooded from now on. You have to say goodbye to them completely, you are no longer in the same dimension, excessive communication is dangerous, and your relationship is better, at least there is no pain. Mo Wei persuaded from another angle.
There are always things going on in life, mortals can't be idle for a moment, and wizards may not be able to be idle all day long. Bavi shook his head, not mentioning the past, the present is the key. There will be a way before the mountain, and let it be said when they come. Bavi simply became an ostrich, and the matter was solved when it came.
Unfortunately, the train arrived on time, and after receiving my parents, there was no word except a simple greeting, and the silence continued until Bawi's shop.
After entering the door, Bavi didn't start to introduce and noticed that something was wrong, his current state is semi-single, and the probability of conception of the blood clan is very low, even if he wins the lottery, he will not have a baby so soon. So who can tell him who that little imp on the couch is who he gnaws his toes on?
The pink-carved children are very lovely, with white chubby limbs and a baby's fat little face, such a silly smile can melt people's hearts, and the little Ding Ding exposed by the open crotch pants shows that this is a kid with a handle.
The three of them froze at the door, and the amount of information in the picture in front of them was too great for anyone!
The gang of troublemakers were basically driven back by Bavi, and the three of Mo Wei also temporarily moved to the Wizard Tower, and the necessary mass shoppers have not yet come out of the field, who added the role of this little ghost? Bavi quickly went through the script in his head, and there was no role for this guy!
Bavi, who was trying to find an excuse, accidentally saw the cunning in the eyes of that little ghost, and secretly said in his heart that it was not good, and then the sky fell!
"Dad~" stammered children's voice, although it was a little vague, but the meaning expressed was very clear. At this time, Liya came out of the bedroom with a shy face. Gave Bavi a combo.
Then Bavi was in a complete trance, and he saw his parents' mouths open and closed, and he didn't hear what they said. Damn it! Doudou, that bastard, is waiting for me here! I knew that it would be over if I prepared something for him casually, but now Doudou gave Bavi a big surprise with the "New Year's gift" he gave himself!
After lying down in bed, Bavi completely accepted the reality of "being a father". Lea pestered Bavi like an octopus, she hadn't slept like this for a long time. "What are you going to do?" The beauty is in her arms, and Bavi is not messing up.
"The easiest, most effective, and most suitable solution." Liya snorted and teased Bavi.
"Then let Doudou give me a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and now coax my parents around?"
"The plan was proposed by Doudou, but the review was done by Mowei. This solves the trouble of your blind date, solves the family problem, and solves the problem of offspring, although the appearance is a little shocking, but the effect is good. The reality of the wooden boat is the best buffer, no matter how much you have opinions, you can only accept this one option. As for me...... The Bloodline has long since lost its reputation, and I don't suffer. "Liya is very happy with the result.
"It seems so." Bavi had to face reality.
"Hey, such a beautiful day, you are actually thinking about other things, it's very beautiful!"
"It's so reserved, this is not a foreign country, and your parents are too."
"The old lady doesn't care!" Liya will not let go of the opportunity in front of her, and pounced after speaking.
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In the following days, Bavi's parents perfectly interpreted the meaning of having a son, the opening was shocking, but the result was gratifying, I don't know what reason Liya used to make the second elder accept her as a "foreign daughter-in-law". With Doudou's ability, he completely attracted the attention of the old man, and if it weren't for the suburbs, Bavi's mother would have gone out with the child in his arms to show off. And Ba Wei is not welcomed as usual, quietly making a person and hiding it from the family is one thing, delaying the old man to see his grandson, and missing the birth of his grandson is the second.
If you really knew how your grandson was born, you would have to be scared out of heart disease, Bavi complained secretly behind the cash register. Swiping the barcode while ordering: "Can you not lose your brains?" If you take the same product for several days in a row, a fool will know that it is wrong. It's just a matter of turning the left hand into the right hand, and it's okay to take a snack! ”
Liya plays the role of a good wife and mother in the kitchen, Doudou attracts all the attention, and Bavi looks at the picture in front of him, the half-truth is the most difficult to distinguish, and it seems to be good.
Strongly rejecting the old man's desire to take the child, and repeatedly promising to return to the province regularly, Bavi sent the reluctant parents on the return train. "Now they should rest assured, they have all exceeded the quota for starting a family and starting a business, as long as the days are normal, there should be no problems in the future." Staring at the train leaving the station, Bavi muttered to himself.
"What about going home on a regular basis?" Liya was looking forward to it.
"Go back when you have time, if you don't have time, let the biochemical puppet replace it, and remote control will be fine." It's easy to solve, "How did you come up with such a bold but effective approach?" ”
"It's just a calculation, and it's easy to deduce the mentality of the elderly by sampling and analysis, and then prescribe the right medicine. Very simple thing. Doudou ran out to show off.
"Simple, didn't you say it earlier, my joke is good-looking?"
"It's normal, wizards' IQs are good, EQ is up for debate, and you're not a special case." Doudou has a reason.