Chapter 290: Love You, Ernie Sauce!
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Arthur successfully gets the pieces of the Five Rivers Piano, but he discovers that this is definitely the beginning of a nightmare, the beginning of a nightmare called Brother!
Unlike ordinary apostolic fragments, this apostolic fragment is definitely fully conscious, how to say-
"From this day forward, I will be your commander, boy! If you understand, call me Ou Nai-chan!! β
Among the cards in Arthur's hands, a two-ponytail Lori sitting on a seat of flames looked at him proudly, holding a crystal clear face with one hand, and took a lollipop from his mouth with the other hand and pointed it at Arthur, asking in a tone that absolutely could not be refuted.
"-Stare!"
Arthur's eyes narrowed slightly, a six-star apostle, it sounds very powerful, but is it such a loli who is even petite than his sister Suzune? It's a level of soft dill with Rokka or something, right?
What kind of commander is that? Ou Nai-chan (sister)? Heheda, he must be dreaming, is he finally going to become Lolita? It's obviously a great one like Skaha, or Joan of Arc, but what's so good about Lori?
No,The more I think about it, the stranger it becomes.,There's always a feeling that Lori is good.,I want to try such an idea.,It's getting more and more wrong.,Since the family lived in Liuhua.γChun Nai and the black cat.,It's getting more and more strange imagination.,Is it that they've been washing too much fat lately?
It's impossible, he's been washing his sister's fat times for many years, and he doesn't have any strange thoughts, maybe he's recently enlightened?
After all, although Xiaoya is inexplicably weird to have that kind of thing, he and Joan of Arc have been able to devote themselves to it, and the master has also had it once.
Ahh How could he be thinking about such a thing? The starting point from the beginning was the wrong meow!
"You-!!"
Gokawa Qin pinched the lollipop in her hand, looking annoyed, and her crimson eyes were like burning in the autumn of the fire.
"What are you thinking about, ignoring this commander!"
"Uh...... Lori, who doesn't have hair, is still called Commander.,Commander Lori, right? β
Arthur's eyes narrowed, did he have a relationship with fire? Xana seems to have the ability to flame too. And one is more tsundere than the other.
"It doesn't matter what commander you are, anyway, I'm your commander from now on, come on, start my war (date), boy!"
The apostle card in the Five Rivers suddenly stretched out his delicate little hand and stuffed the lollipop into Arthur's mouth.
"As the price for you stealing Ben Commander's lollipops, go buy me ten...... No, a hundred are back! Today I want a strawberry flavor! Young man, just rejoice in it. With this commander here, you will be allowed to become the king of war (dating)! β
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Arthur was shy at first, this lollipop has the taste of five rivers loli, and the sweet appearance makes his heart feel a little strange, heartbeat?
How could it be, he never thought he was controlled by Lori, how could he have such strange thinking?
No, it's not the point.
"One for a hundred. You're too good at business, aren't you? Also, why should I give it to you? Do you know how poor my life is now? I have a bunch of strange and mysterious creatures like you to feed in my house. And do you know that there are clear regulations in the school city now?
Lollipops are important regulated foods, and in order to prohibit the occurrence of cases of lollipops seducing young girls, the management committee has specially limited the number of lollipops purchased, and once you buy more than 10 sticks, you will be imprisoned! β
"We don't care, go get it for me, I don't care if you steal or rob. Or trick or something, get it for Commander Ben, or else, I'll swear to burn your fat!" β
Wuhe Qinli said awe-inspiringly.
"Burn your sister's fat, why do you burn fat!"
"Who wants you to wear the same blue and white striped fat times as me. I don't like it, isn't that a good reason? β
Wuhe Qinli snorted coldly.
"How do you know what I'm wearing......"
Arthur was completely stunned, and all the hell fat times were peeked at.
No, is she telling herself that the fat times she wears are blue and white striped fat times?
Hehe, hehe......
"Yo, I didn't expect you to be so hobby...... This commander is really wise, and he guessed your fat color in an instant! LUCKILY, BOY, OUR DAZE IS PRETTY GOOD! ~β
Wuheqin's stiff tone gradually smoothed out, and he guessed correctly!
"You're guessing, aren't you?"
Arthur smiled bitterly, did he not admit himself?
"By the way, I still have to eat, really, I'm starving, and those bastards will leave me alone if they throw me in the warehouse!! When I come out, I'm going to burn them all and annihilate them! β
Wuhe Qinli gritted his little teeth with hatred!
"Eh, don't mess around, you're going to come out and do those things, you're so happy, it's me who is behind it, understand?"
Arthur suddenly collapsed, isn't this going to summon a troublemaker?
"What are you afraid of, young man, if I have a commander, you can dominate the world!"
Gokawari's hand reached out from the card again, snatching the lollipop from Arthur's mouth.
"Seeing that the commander is in a good mood, in the name of renting your lollipops, and then return me ten lollipops, I want strawberry flavored! By the way, I'm going to eat LolitaHome's lollipops, do you hear me? β
"It's not bad to dominate the Lori Club...... Also, what the hell is Lori's House? No, I remember, I went there once when I was a child, but the price there is super expensive, do you want me to sell blood? Ten more branches!! β
Arthur completely feels that he is going to work for the rest of his life, and his already bitter life has another Lori with a very high taste, and he would rather change to another apostle!
"No, no, Ernie sauce, people are going to go......"
Gokawa Kotori suddenly changed her temperament, and she could probably feel that the black headband with a double ponytail had turned white.
"Uh...... It's not impossible. β
Arthur heard this soft and cute Lori voice to the bone and immediately gave up reasoning, such a lovely sister, how could she not meet her wishes?
However, what the hell is really meow, it can't be intentional, right?
"Love you, Ernie sauce?"
Wuheqin's cute little hand was put in his ear and said cutely.
"Poof......!"
Arthur had a nosebleed, and my special meow was too aggressive, and I felt bad about the whole person......
"That...... I'll repeat what I just said......"
"Love you, Ernie sauce!"
"Again...... A little stronger......"
"Die! Lolicon! ~β
Jean's headband turned black again, and then her black stockings' calves came out of the card and stomped on Arthur's face! (To be continued.) )