Chapter 289: Roaring Dogs and Dog Meat (I)

Not long after Lin Chuan re-fell asleep, he was interrupted by Zhu Bajie again, he couldn't bear it anymore, and subconsciously complained, "My God!" Are you all finished, I still have to sleep! ”

Zhu Bajie, who was in full swing, heard that someone dared to be so "presumptuous", as if he had been ignited a powder keg, and a pair of round eyes could almost spew fire. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Zhu Bajie saw Lin Chuan in a daze on the bed, his eyes widened, and he glanced at everyone fiercely, "Yo! It turns out that there are still people! ”

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In the kitchen of Jingtan Temple, Zhu Bajie stood by the stove, salivating and sniffing the edge of the pot, touching his fat belly, and asked shyly, "Brother Lin, is this side not good?" ”

"It's coming!" Lin Chuan was kneading noodles on the kitchen board, "You better go and wait outside!" After another hour, this pot of vegetarian broth will come out of the pot. ”

"Hey! Then I'd better go out, stay here a little longer, I'm going to be hungry and thin!! Zhu Bajie tried hard to smell the fragrance in the air, endured the gluttony, played with the small nail rake in his hand, and walked out.

Lilac, who was in charge of lighting the fire, saw Zhu Bajie leave, and came to Lin Chuan's side, "Master, your cooking skills are so good, you can actually coax Zhu Bajie to stop Zhu Bajie by eating alone!" ”

"This is mainly Zhu Bajie's gluttony, do you want to learn this cooking skill? I'll teach you!! Lin Chuan was kneading the dough and said casually to Lilac.

"Hmm......" Lilac seemed to think of something, a blush appeared on her face, and she quickly shook her head and said, "No, I'll let the master make it for me to eat~!" ”

"Oh~!" Lin Chuan didn't see his apprentice's mind at all, just ******** and seriously mixed the dough, the dough on the board was played by Lin Chuan, and after a while, Lin Chuan's hands turned into a virtual shadow, kneading the dough to the fire, and under the dazzling skills, kneading and changing, turning into a pile of ramen noodles of uniform thickness.

"That's it!" Lin Chuan shook the dry flour in his hand and said to Lilac, "You go outside and keep an eye on it, I'm going to make buns next, don't let that guy Zhu Bajie see it!" ”

Lilac remembered the plan of Agarwood and Lin Chuan just now, and couldn't help covering her mouth and stealing fun, "Okay!" I'm going to go out and watch the wind!! ”

Just when Lin Chuan was preparing to eat for Zhu Bajie, Agarwood accidentally discovered that the Roaring Sky Dog had found the Jingtan Temple, but he was afraid of Lin Chuan's strength, so he didn't do it for a long time.

It's not difficult to just defeat the Roaring Sky Dog, but after the Roaring Sky Dog is defeated, he will definitely move the "Erlang God" as a rescuer, and the strength of the Erlang God is not something that Lin Chuan and the others can match.

Therefore, the clever agarwood quickly thought of an "insidious" ghost idea!!

Let Lin Chuan make some mutton buns and dog meat buns, mix them together, and put them on the table in the main hall of the Jingtan Temple, luring the Roaring Sky Dog to steal it, and then they will induce it from the side, so that Zhu Bajie and the Roaring Sky Dog will fight.

Although Zhu Bajie is lazy to do, he is a real immortal powerhouse, with profound mana and strong force, hundreds of years ago, when Zhu Bajie was still Marshal Tianpeng, he was a famous Heavenly Court powerhouse in the Three Realms!!

As long as they can provoke the fight between Zhu Bajie and Erlang God, everyone will have a chance to get the protection of Zhu Bajie and Buddhism, and then they can sit back and relax,...... As the messenger of the pure altar of the "Buddha", Zhu Bajie represents the face of Buddhism to a certain extent.

With the transcendent status of Western Buddhism, without the permission of the Jade Emperor of the Heavenly Court, even Erlang God would not dare to act rashly against "Zhu Bajie,...... rashly caused a dispute between Buddhism and Taoism, causing discord between Heaven and Buddhism, such a heinous crime, even the "Judicial God" could not afford it.

Lilac stood at the door of the kitchen and asked Lin Chuan in a low voice, "Master, you don't really want to soak the mutton in the big manure tank, right?" ”

"Of course it can't be, it's just to lure the Roaring Sky Dog, with the skill of this kitchen god, where can I use that kung fu!" Lin Chuan took out a fat sheep and a strong black dog from the corner of the kitchen.

This was specially bought by Agarwood and the Eighth Prince from a town dozens of miles away, and Lin Chuan picked up a kitchen knife casually, and the cold light flashed,...... Bleeding was opened, abdomen peeled, bones and tendons were removed, and under Lin Chuan's control, piles of fresh meat pieces were neatly stacked on the board.

"Master, what kind of knife technique are you? Can you teach me? Lilac was shocked to see Lin Chuan's lightning-fast knife technique, and couldn't help but ask.

Lin Chuan's face darkened, and he scolded with a smile, "You haven't even practiced the swordsmanship well, so you want to sword double at this time. Repair?? Lilac raised her eyebrows and pouted, "If you don't teach, you won't teach, stingy!" ”

Seeing the fatty and fresh meat on the board, Lin Chuan turned his mind and whispered to Lilac, "Wait a while, before the meal, you tell Agarwood and the Eighth Prince, let them cooperate with me, and we will ...... like this later."

"Come on, come on, senior pig, it's time to eat!" Agarwood and others came out of the kitchen with all kinds of delicacies, although they were all vegetarians, but the aroma was tangy, not to mention the "delicious and lazy" Zhu Bajie, even if it was Ao Chun, who was used to eating delicacies from the mountains and seas, was a little uncontrollable.

Zhu Bajie turned into a flash, sat at the dinner table, saw a plate of exquisite food, rubbed his shoulders, and greeted everyone, "Eh! Sit down, let's eat~~"

"Pig senior, you eat first, we have to wait! ~" Agarwood deliberately scratched her head embarrassedly and said, "You are a monk, so you eat differently than us!" ”

"What? You don't want to eat it? That...... I'm not welcome the old pig! Zhu Bajie ******** paid attention to the food in front of him, and didn't figure out the meaning of the agarwood words at all, hearing the words "eat first", Zhu Bajie picked up a big bowl of somen noodles in front of him, and munched on it.

"Yo roar! This face is absolutely amazing! I have lived all my life, and I have eaten vegetarian food for hundreds of years, and it is the first time I have eaten such delicious somen noodles. "The taste of the somen consommé is sweet and elegant, with kelp, radish, shiitake mushrooms, and fresh bamboo shoots...... and many other soup cooking materials, carefully stewed, with a long aftertaste and excellent taste.

In a few seconds, Zhu Bajie swallowed most of the bowl of noodles, and then began to deal with the delicious vegetarian dishes on the table, "It's a pity that you don't eat it, it's a pity~!" ”

Just when Zhu Bajie was "eating and drinking, dripping with joy", a rich and attractive meat fragrance slowly wafted from the kitchen, and Zhu Bajie suddenly raised his head from the "vegetarian pile", desperately breathing the aroma in the air, intoxicated, and unable to extricate himself!

"Wow~! Our dish is finally ready! The eighth prince deliberately exaggerated and shouted.

"What's that...... Why is it so fragrant? Eh...... No, it's meaty, you actually eat meat in the monk's temple! Zhu Bajie suddenly reacted and yelled at Agarwood and the others.

"Pig senior, we can't help it~" Agarwood explained in a timely manner, "We were hunted down by the enemy yesterday, Lilac was seriously injured, Brother Lin thought about his apprentice, so he specially made some mutton soup and dog meat pot to replenish Lilac's body......"

Zhu Bajie put his eyes on the "lively" Lilac, Lilac's eyes rolled, and he suddenly covered his lower abdomen and squatted down, "Eh! My internal injuries have recurred! ”

Agarwood: "......"

Eighth Prince: "......"

Zhu Bajie: "......"

Lin Chuan hidden in the shadows: "......"

"Ah~ Lilac, what's wrong with you, could it be that yesterday's internal injury has recurred? Agarwood, go find Brother Lin! "Only the simple-minded Xiaoyu, because others didn't tell her the plan, saw Lilac suddenly screaming, I really thought it was Lilac's 'internal injury recurrence'!

Seeing this, Zhu Bajie could only snort coldly and continued to concentrate on eating and drinking.

After a while, Agarwood, Lin Chuan, Xiaoyu, Eight Princes, and Lilac sat around another table, which was filled with all kinds of delicacies, stir-fried mutton, mutton soup, cumin mutton skewers, dog meat pot, white-cut mutton, mutton buns, dog meat buns...... In front of the five people, each placed a bowl full of sheep soup noodles.

"Let's eat!" Lin Chuan, as the head chef, coughed lightly, glanced at Zhu Bajie next to him vaguely, and said loudly deliberately.

"It's all meat, it's all delicious meat dishes! It's just going to kill my old pig~" Zhu Bajie saw Lin Chuan's table, and the food was "delicious", for some reason, his peerless vegetarian food was suddenly tasteless.

If it weren't for Guanyin Bodhisattva, forcing him to "worship Tang Seng as a teacher, and the four masters and apprentices learn scriptures from the West", Zhu Bajie would not have been "green vegetables and radish" all day long, and then later, if the Buddha came to protect Tang Seng because he had merit, so he was sealed a "pure altar messenger", so Zhu Bajie could only eat vegetarian, vegetarian, and vegetarian again......

Zhu Bajie has not tasted meat for hundreds of years, and today he was first eaten by a delicious vegetarian meal, and then he saw the meat mat with all the color and flavor, and his heart was like a cat scratching, hungry. Thirsty.

"Amitabha, Amitabha!" While eating vegetarian food, Zhu Bajie silently recited the Buddha's name in his heart, trying to calm himself......

"Xiaoyu, quickly hand me that chili, this thing is mixed in the noodles, it's delicious!"

"Here you go, Agarwood, do you know what's in this chili, it tastes so good......" Xiaoyu handed it over and asked curiously.

Lin Chuan smiled and said nothing, Agarwood shook his head, "How do I know~"

Lilac suddenly boasted triumphantly, "This is my master's unique secret, how do you know...... By the way, let me try it too, wow! It's delicious~"

The spicy and strange aroma of chili peppers kept getting into Zhu Bajie's nose, Zhu Bajie couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and secretly thought, "Although my old pig can't eat meat, but let's mix some chili peppers in the noodles, it's not too much~~ Anyway, chili peppers are not meat!" ”

Thinking of this, Zhu Bajie's eyes glowed green, he suddenly got up, rushed over in a big stride, dodged the bowl of bright red and tempting peppers without saying anything, and slipped back with joy.

"Hey, it's here!" Zhu Bajie poured most of the bowl of chili peppers into his noodle bowl and swallowed it in a big gulp, Zhu Bajie was amazed, "This chili pepper is mixed in the somen noodles, it is really delicious!" The oily red oil noodles are too suitable for the appetite of old pigs. ”

Wrong! Shine??

Zhu Bajie turned around suddenly, and found that Lin Chuan was smiling, and Zhu Bajie instinctively felt that something was wrong, "The oil in this chili sauce should be, it should be vegetable oil, right?" ”

"Ahem~" Lin Chuan said solemnly, "The so-called original soup turns into original food, mutton is no exception, this chili sauce, I used eighteen secret spices, mixed with high-quality chili peppers, and then poured freshly boiled hot mutton fat,......"

"Sheep...... Lanolin fat? When Zhu Bajie heard this, he couldn't help but shudder, "Is this really made of mutton fat?" ”

got Lin Chuan's reaffirmation, Zhu Bajie almost didn't cry, for hundreds of years, for hundreds of years, he didn't eat meat and fish, and he didn't drink alcohol,...... I didn't expect to break the ring today!

Seeing Zhu Bajie's increasingly unkind fierce eyes, the eighth prince hurriedly relieved the siege and said, "Senior pig, you have already broken the vow anyway, why don't you eat something with us?" ”

"Eat, eat, I'll eat your head~" Zhu Bajie roared angrily.

Lin Chuan deliberately grabbed a dog meat bun, took a bite slowly, revealing a large piece of fragrant stewed dog meat filling inside, and while eating, Lin Chuan explained in a good voice, "Look~ The reason why you broke the vow is because of a few of us......

Zhu Bajie smelled the smell of dog meat buns in the air, and suddenly couldn't take his eyes off, but just subconsciously hummed, Lin Chuan was happy in his heart, and continued, "Since you have already opened the meat, it is better to take the opportunity to eat a big meal, anyway, eating a mouthful of mutton fat is also eating, eating a table is also eating, not to mention, this is what we induced you to eat, you are not taking the initiative to break the vows, even if it is the Buddha, you will not blame you." ”

Such a "bullshit" crooked theory, if it is placed in normal times, Zhu Bajie will definitely be able to see the flaws, but at this moment he was blinded by the "dog meat bun", and he actually responded by the ghost, ran to Lin Chuan's table and sat down, and began to eat and chew nonsense.

Seeing Zhu Bajie munching dog meat, Lin Chuan gave Agarwood and the Eighth Prince a look, and the two quietly left the dining room,...... Lin Chuan and Xiaoyu Lilac sat on the side, serving Zhu Bajie vegetables from time to time.

"Oh no! Help~~ Someone has come to smash the temple! ~"Zhu Bajie was eating vigorously, and the eighth prince and Agarwood ran in in a panic.

"Oooo~Oooo~! It's delicious, Brother Lin, your craftsmanship is really unparalleled in the world! Zhu Bajie was still immersed in the desire of his mouth, and he didn't hear the agarwood and the prince's shouts at all.

"Pig senior~~~~ Someone wants to smash the temple!" Lin Chuan rolled his eyes, leaned into Zhu Bajie's ear and yelled, "If you don't go out to have a look, you won't be able to keep this Jingtan Temple!" ”

Now Zhu Bajie finally heard clearly, "What!" Who is it? What a bold man, he dared to come to my Jingtan Temple to find trouble? ”

"We don't know, we are full, we are walking at the door of the main hall, and suddenly a master with bones broke in, that person is fierce and vicious, and ran directly into the Daxiong Treasure Hall, eating and smashing the tribute on the table!"

"Yes~ If it weren't for me and Agarwood running fast, maybe he would have found out a long time ago!" The eighth prince chimed in.

"What? Outrageous! ~"Jingtan Temple is Zhu Bajie's own nest, hearing that the house is about to be smashed, he casually put a few buns in his arms, and strode towards the main hall.

…… (To be continued.) )