Lin Yilin is always the focus of the crowd, and no matter where he goes, he is the focus of tens of millions of eyes.

It has always been! Forever!

Seeing that we were about to pass by, my mind suddenly appeared with her peachy face, and—actually—threw me a wink that would tempt people to death—could it be—she was seducing me!?

But the sight of my eyes clearly saw that she came calmly and quietly, fresh and refined, without the slightest flattery.

My mind and sight instantly kinked together, chaotic like a twist!

At this moment, before I had time to figure out what was going on, something extremely terrible happened-my right hand was quietly and quickly stretched out at some point, and grabbed Lin Yilin's right chest-

The moment – time stopped!

The moment - the world is quiet!

At this moment - everyone was dumbfounded!

What's even more terrifying is that before everyone could react, I actually pinched my five fingers - although through the coat and corset, I can still clearly feel that it is very big, soft and ecstasy!

It's really big, soft, and ecstasy!

I dare to pack the ticket!

"Bang bang-" The sound of the lunch box spoon and glasses falling to the ground......

"Beep, yo-ho-" The boy's whistle and strange screams for fear of the world being chaotic......

"Ahh......hh

……

At this time, my brain was completely blank, and I only saw Lin Yilin staring at me with big eyes, his face full of incredulity and great shock!

"Smack-"

"Poof—"

"W-"

Three crisp, loud and orderly!

But it was Lin Yilin's best friend and protector of the Dharma who screamed the highest decibel just now - Pang Fei Tongshou reacted, first slapped off my guilty hand, and then unceremoniously buckled the lunch box with the food in my face, and then gravity sucked the rice bowl to the ground, leaving only my face with rice juice - white, red, green and brown appeared on my face, looking like a Peking Opera harlequin was about to come on stage.

But my mind was completely confused, I didn't have the slightest consciousness of singing Peking Opera, so I didn't die, and licked the tip of my tongue back and forth between my lips according to my instinct - you are so spicy and salty!

My appearance fell in Pang Fei's eyes is even more frivolous and provocative, she is even more angry when she sees it, and her huge fat legs kicked me in the waist, and legend has it that she once practiced taekwondo, supplemented by her one hundred and sixty pounds of fat to show her power in this kick-

"Bang-" I was kicked and fell, and my head hit the corner of the dining table in the cafeteria, and I fainted with happiness.

……

When I woke up, I was already in the school infirmary at three o'clock in the afternoon, and the doctors and nurses had already dealt with it hastily, I heard that I was a big hooligan who molested school flowers, and now I can get as far away from me, seeing that they look like they want to run away from the earth and out of the solar system, I can only smile and shake my head, helpless!

There are thousands of people in the world, and there are only three roommates and brothers at the bedside at the moment.

Zhang Heitan told me that his head was opened, and he had three stitches, and it was no big deal.

It's true that the head injury is not a big problem, but the scene I was in the cafeteria at noon in a daze, that was a big problem, a very big problem, a big problem!

Although I was confused at the time, I was always in a state of memory opening, or I couldn't remember the feeling that was big, soft and ecstasy.

But if you want me to tell me why, there is no way.

Could it be that Lin Yilin used peach blossom charm and deliberately seduced me to be rude to her? Not to mention the onlookers at the time and the audience after the fact, except for the press spokesmen of certain departments and the former prime minister of Thailand, even I don't believe it.

Finally, Zhao Fat, a guy who couldn't hide things and couldn't hold back his words, couldn't help but ask: "Labor Day, can you give an explanation?" ”

I looked at him, and then at the other two brothers, and they also expected to give an explanation, but I didn't want to, I couldn't!

I could only shake my head and say, "I don't know what's going on?" I'm still confused! He smiled bitterly, "Maybe the ghost was confused at that time!?" ”

Obsessed?

Born in New China, growing up under the red flag, believing in Marxism-Leninism-Mao Deng, adhering to the scientific concept of development, walking on the road of inheriting the past and opening up the future, we talk about ghosts?

I know that this explanation is weak, but I don't know how! Thinking of this, I could only continue: "Don't you know who I am? Even if I have this color center, do I have that color guts? ”

That's true!

The four of us have lived together for almost two years, and we all know each other's conduct and morality, if we say that the four of us have opened our mouths, but they are all pure yang true immortals who have not fought with real guns, and they have not even been officially in love.

The three of them were speechless, acquiescing to my explanation, but they couldn't help but feel a little weird in their hearts, after all, my hand was indeed a little too bad.

……

Far from being knocked unconscious and sent to the infirmary, it was just the beginning of my bad luck!

According to PHS Horse Short and Thin Detective:

Dozens of forest rangers have issued notices that if I dare to show up outside the school, they will break me up and bury me as fertilizer;

The bigwigs of the student council plan to apply to the school to march on the campus to show the girls to defend their rights;

The leaders of Yan University have canceled their weekend vacations and urgently negotiated the handling of me;

It is said that Lin Yilin's parents, who have a lot of background, have telegraphed to the school to ask for an explanation, and he himself is on the way to Beijing in person;

It was even rumored that the police station was going to open a case for investigation and was going to arrest me for indecent assault, but the school was very resistant to this matter.

……

I'm stunned!

I'm stupid!

I'm confused!

I'm just a sophomore student, I just want to finish college smoothly, find a stable job, and then marry a wife, have children, be healthy, and live happily until death. Although I should not have stretched out that evil hand at noon, it was really not my intention, but how could it be that a catastrophe fell on the people? Who the hell did I provoke?

I curled helplessly in the corner of the infirmary, like a stray cat that no one cared about.

The three roommates could only look at me silently, not knowing how to comfort me, they were just ordinary college students, and there were no relatives and friends with high power and wealth to find help, and I didn't know how to help with this kind of thing.

Afraid, afraid, not to commit suicide in fear, just to calm down in fear.

Of course I wouldn't kill myself, so when I was scared to the extreme, I calmed down.

I didn't cry, I didn't call my father, I just thought that it was going to rain and my mother was going to get married. Since something has happened, then it has come and it has been safe. In a lifetime, the grass and trees are autumn, the head has fallen off a scar the size of a bowl, and after eighteen years, he is a good man again!