Three days later, I woke up, looked at the calendar, and found that my birthday had arrived. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 Although I didn't go to work for three days at home, I didn't do anything less, and I made a phone call for half the night, and I forgot about it at all. I was busy going to the supermarket to buy some groceries and clean my room again. When everything was done, it was already noon. When I was having lunch, Guo Guang called and said that he was going to come by plane immediately, and asked me to call Tan Kang to pick him up.

Do you want to shout Tan Kang?

I don't have a car, and it's like this kind of trivial thing, as long as I go to the unit, I can also get an official car for private use. The problem is that I have pretended to be dead and taken sick leave for so many days, how can I explain it to others? People look at me alive, and it's hard to smooth out ferrari when it comes to gossip, right? It's not advisable to go to the unit to get the bus, find a taxi, my brother is from afar, and he doesn't have a lot of face, not to mention Tan Kang. That guy is even more snobbish, and he will definitely laugh at me when he sees me in a taxi at a high level. It's okay if others laugh at me, he and I have not settled old accounts, and I can't let him laugh at them.

I was reminded of Ferrari's luxury sports car. But she is not there, and it seems impossible to borrow such a high-end car. After thinking about it for a while, I still called her on the phone. She was in a meeting at the moment, and she spoke to me in a small voice, and then she seemed to go outside to be a little louder. I asked her a little embarrassed if she could borrow my car and pick up my brother. Ferrari immediately understood what I meant, and said, "Then go get the 735, I'll stop at my father's house." I'll give the housekeeper a call and he'll give you the keys. ”

Impossible, right? That's worth 6.8 million yuan......

I thanked her again and again, and Ferrari hurriedly said that she was busy with the meeting, and that we would end the call when we were done with details. I waited for an hour, calculated that Guo Guang was almost there, and went out to take a taxi to Zhao Chuanshan's mansion. As soon as his housekeeper saw me, he respectfully ushered me in, took me to the garage, and gave me the keys. It's not the first time I've driven this car, but I'm thrilled to sit in it. I rushed all the way to the SAR Management Committee, and when the doorman saw such a windy car, he didn't dare to ask me and let me in.

I met Tan Kang and went to the airport to pick up Guo Guang together. When he saw such a stylish sports car, his eyes rolled white. As we hugged him, we heard him murmuring something. When asked in detail, his answer really had the characteristics of a little lewd thief:

"If only you could find a **** beauty to lie on the hood of such a stylish car and give it to xx00......"

Although we knew him very well, Tan Kang and I still made expressions of admiration.

We haven't seen each other since we were separated in '62, and it's been more than two years. No matter how much unhappiness there was in the past, it can be put aside for the time being. We came to my house together, and they looked at the decoration and said that it was okay, but there were no women.

As I talked, I sighed and said I didn't want to mention it again, and they didn't say anything more, and then they began to talk about dinner. Our three brothers are all delicious people, although we are all lazy, but the materials are ready, and we can start quickly. After eighteen o'clock, everything was ready, we sat around the small table and prepared to heat the hot pot together, each put a case of beer behind the back, and took a large cup to drink.

Guo Guang stayed in Heguo for half a year, and he had already learned the way of drinking and making trouble with his clansmen. We drank a few large glasses of wine, and we were all enthusiastic. Guo Guang and I both picked up our fans and danced, making a fuss as we danced. Even Tan Kang, who is as hypocritical as Tan Kang, is so drunk that his face is flushed, and he keeps talking about wine. He kept saying something that he didn't mean to fix me back then, but for the good of Hanhan - we and Hanhan are friends, so we should all be good for her. I'm hot-headed, but I still know it in my heart. In his mouth, he said very angry words, but he still didn't accept it in his heart.

We drank for a long time, we didn't eat much, but we drank too much. It didn't take long for the boxes behind each of them to be more than half empty. Guo Guang suddenly roared: "How can you be colorless with wine?" Rhubarb, let's call a prostitute! I didn't even think about it, and waved my hand: "Whatever you want!" If you can call it, I'll pay the bill!" ”

Guo Guang stumbled over: "Then you tell me the number, my name is I!" What are you ashamed of, a fake word is harmful for life, do you know? I waved my hand again and again and said I didn't know, Guo Guang didn't believe it. For this question of "not knowing" is "not knowing the number" or "not knowing that 'a fake word will harm life'", the two of us were entangled and scuffled.

Hehe, they have been practicing for two years, and they have some kung fu, which is simply a trick. Ping Pong, rolling from east to west on the floor, knocking over cups and teapots. But I still know in my heart that I never dared to use pheasant qigong. The two of them know me too well to know me if I see such a surge in power, I can't tell.

Seeing that we were twisted, Tan Kang suddenly shouted: "What are you fighting, this kind of thing, come and ask me!" The little thief immediately pounced again, pressed him to the floor, and said viciously: "Say it quickly! Tan Kang was almost out of breath, and said intermittently: "I know the number of a ********, you can call Lele, whether you can go further, it depends on your ability." When Guo Guang heard the joy, he hurriedly asked for the number.

At this time, the phone rang suddenly, and I was on the phone, and I picked it up. It was Ferrari who called, she seemed very tired, and she complained: "The political and legal secretary is so nervous, and the meeting is only broken up at this time, so tired." "I think about this kind of **** phone call, it will take a few hours, I don't know if my dizzy head can withstand it? While replying, "Haven't you eaten yet?" Go get some food, don't go hungry......"

At this time, the little lewd thief snatched the phone number from Tan Kang and sang excitedly. Ferrari heard it and asked, "Why are you so noisy there, are there any guests coming?" Oh, you're borrowing a car today to pick them up, right? ”

I hummed and said, "I have a birthday, and they came to celebrate with me, and one of them came from Heguo, which was very lively." ”

Ferrari snorted and asked, "Why didn't you tell me about your birthday?" ”

I replied lazily: "I almost forgot, I think about it, you are in the northern capital again, how can you come back?" So, that's why I ......" At this time, a wave of alcohol came up, and I couldn't speak, and I burped a few times. Guo Guang crawled over, took the phone and shouted: "Is it the 'Midnight Kitten' club?" We've got three lonely men here, haha, send the hottest MM here at ......"

Ferrari immediately hung up the phone, and Tan Kang immediately prompted: "That's Rhubarb's phone, you haven't dialed it yet." Guo Guangcai reacted and redialed the chicken. I sat down with my head down, thinking, "Oh no, she'll probably have to clean me up when she comes back tomorrow." Haha, it's tomorrow anyway......"

The ******** was so slow that she hadn't even come before we drank all the wine in the box. As is the old rule, we turn on the computer and play a few fighting games to decide who is going to buy the drink. Unfortunately, I was in a slightly worse state today, and I lost to both of them in a row in a drunken boxing, so I had to buy my own alcohol. I was drunk and dizzy, and I didn't dare to open the S735 (I would have to pay a year's salary to break a reflector), so I had to go to the store more than 800 meters away to buy it.

I was able to buy alcohol easily, but when I came home, I saw a police car parked at the door, and the two policemen were escorting a girl with heavy makeup into the car, and the other was an older one in front of my house and sternly reprimanding inside.

I waited until they were gone before I went in. As soon as he saw me, Guo Guang howled: "Rhubarb, you have lost a lot." This girl was only halfway through the jump, and I didn't know that the immoral one reported it to the police, and someone came and arrested her. Fortunately, we have a snake like Tan Kang in the cover, otherwise we would have to be locked up in the number and wait for someone to bail out. ”

Tan Kang stumbled to sit up, hurriedly shook his hand and said, "It's a trivial matter, don't be afraid of anything with me!" It's just that ****** a little disappointed, Rhubarb is a birthday star today, but I didn't see it, we still see a little bit, this girl is really cool~~~Haha~~~" and Guo Guang laughed together.

There was no chicken to make amusement, so we drank again. One by one, they were all floating in the clouds and fog, making endless noise. I don't know when it arrived, but suddenly the phone rang again. Guo Guang crawled over and picked it up and shouted: "Is it the kitten club......" suddenly stopped and handed me the phone: "Yours." ”

I picked it up and fed it, and Ferrari's voice came over the phone: "I'm angry, you come out!" With that, he hung up the phone.

I also want to ask where I come from and where I can get to the northern capital. Suddenly I realized something, and immediately sobered up for the most part. Hurriedly urged the pheasant qigong to circulate, and his mind gradually returned to normal, and he immediately opened the door and went out. Sure enough, Ferrari stood in front of my house and stared at me. I suddenly felt a sense of ecstasy and asked, "Why did you come back so soon, what time is it?" Ferrari said, "At 23:20, I came back on a night flight. ”

I looked at her with a smirk, and she didn't say a word. For a long time, I muttered, "******** have been arrested." ”

Ferrari couldn't help but burst out laughing and said, "I reported it." ”

I nodded and said, "I knew it was you!" Haven't eaten? It's so cold to come in hot and hot and, there's hot pot. ”

Ferrari didn't seem to be willing to go into the place of such drunken and drunk men, when suddenly the little thief came out and lay on my shoulder and shouted, "Hello sister-in-law! I am Rhubarb's third brother Guangguang, please take care of me when we meet for the first time (he is talking about peace in the second half of the sentence). Come on, let's make a big fuss and celebrate Rhubarb's birthday! ”

He almost struck Ferrari in. Ferrari tried to struggle, but couldn't stand up to the drunken idiot. Guangguang was enthusiastic at this time, and took the initiative to take Tan Kang to the toilet and flush his head with cold water, which completely woke up the two of them. Then the four of us gathered around the stove and began to eat and drink again. After a few rounds of drinking, Ferrari's arrogance also came up, and he drove the S735 out and bought a lot of wine and came back, and drank with us.

At three o'clock in the morning of the 22nd, the banquet on our side finally ended. Guangguang and Tan Kang lay on my floor horizontally and vertically, and they couldn't wake up by stepping hard or hitting them repeatedly with cold water-soaked cold palms. I've been running pheasant qigong since ferrari came, and my mind is much clearer. Although her limbs were numb, she was still able to send her home with a sway. Hehe, by the time I sent her home and returned to my home, it was already half past four in the morning, and I couldn't hold on any longer, so I fell asleep at the door. (To be continued.) )