Chapter Eighty-Six: A Gift for Rhubarb Add more to the green time that the goblins have forgotten!
A man lay in the freezer, curled up, as if asleep.
Needless to say, that's rhubarb...... Or rather, the corpse of Rhubarb.
Rhubarb is mentally prepared. But the moment he saw the corpse, he was still stunned, and he even stumbled backwards and almost fell.
The old cat hurriedly went up and helped the rhubarb, and I also rushed over and looked at the corpse in the freezer, and the corpse was rhubarb.
Because of the corpse. Although it has been ten years, it looks exactly the same as the current rhubarb.
His whole body has begun to turn black and purple, and his entire body has been seriously distorted and deformed, although he knows that it is rhubarb at first glance, but the state of the whole corpse is not very good.
Grandpa sighed and said, "I don't know how to preserve it, so I can only freeze it in a freezer, alas, in fact, I have found this corpse ten years ago." Drift down the Chaobai River all the way to here. It's a pity that in the past ten years, I have never found a madman. If the madman had been found earlier, this corpse would not have been frozen into this virtue. ”
Speaking of this, the madman suddenly stretched out his hand and slapped himself, saying, "It's all my fool!" Xuan'er, the child's unjust soul, went back to me overnight, I didn't expect to look for the corpse first, but I was in a hurry to find something to return Yang Yu, it was really a waste of money, stupid to go home, Lao Lin, if I knew that you had found Xuan'er's body a long time ago, what time would I waste ten years to find the unlucky Yang Jade, and come directly to you? Alas! I'm stupid! What a stupidity! ”
Rhubarb hurriedly grabbed the madman and said, "Master, what are you talking about?" There is no resurrection from the dead. What's the use of finding my body sooner? You did the right thing, no matter what choice you make, it's for my good, don't blame yourself. ”
The madman broke free of Rhubarb's hand. said: "You know a fart! What kind of person can't be resurrected after death, Lao Lin is standing here, storing your corpse, just to tell you that people can be resurrected even if they die! ”
When Rhubarb heard this, the whole person was stunned.
In fact, not only Rhubarb, but even me and the old cat were completely shocked.
Can a person be resurrected after death? My grandfather is standing here, with a corpse, just to resurrect Rhubarb?
How is this possible? How could such a magical spell exist in the world?
I also looked at my grandfather in surprise and asked, "Grandpa, what the madman senior said is true?" "Let's take notes.
The old cat and rhubarb looked at my grandfather with expectant eyes at the same time, these two people were obviously waiting for my grandfather's answer, especially rhubarb, and the whole person was already excited.
My grandfather looked at us and said, "After a person dies, he can indeed be resurrected, don't forget, a ghost can borrow a corpse to return the soul, Ting Xuan is a ghost, and other people's corpses can be returned, why can't you return your own corpse?" ”
When I heard this, the whole person became excited, and Rhubarb was even more excited, even the old cat, a calm guy, was no longer calm, he glanced at us, and immediately said, "No, I'll go out and smoke a cigarette." ”
Saying that, he walked out of the Westinghouse tremblingly, although he said that it didn't matter if he was a human or a ghost, but when he heard the news that Rhubarb could be resurrected, the old cat's heart was still very excited.
What's more, Rhubarb just told me that it is difficult for his current strength to be improved, after all, because Huanyang Yu suppressed some of his own anger, but he couldn't control the Xuanmu Sword when he took off Huanyang Yu, so his ability had reached a bottleneck.
However, people are not as good as heaven, and I didn't expect that just a few hours later, we actually came here and saw the corpse of Rhubarb, and my grandfather himself said that Rhubarb had a chance to be resurrected, so everything was perfect.
Just when we were happy, my grandfather suddenly said: "But don't forget one thing, borrowing a corpse to resurrect the soul, the corpse must be newly dead or dead, because the physical function of such a corpse is still functioning, and it has not completely died, if the ghost is attached, it can immediately awaken the action of the whole body, but now Rhubarb's body has been frozen for ten years, although it has not been seriously decomposed, but after all, many organs have been seriously necrotic." ”
"That'...... What to do? Senior, does it mean that I still can't be resurrected? Rhubarb asked a little anxiously.
The madman slapped Rhubarb on the head and said, "What to urge, what to urge, Lao Lin must have thought of a way, otherwise why would he call me all the way over?" And you moved your body out? If he can't save you, won't he be deliberately responding to us? ”
Rhubarb nodded silently, although this crazy Taoist is very crazy, but his brain is flexible, and many things can be figured out at once, no wonder he is the first of the three paths.
My grandfather smiled and said, "Old madman, you guy is still so cunning after so many years, that's right, of course there is a way, but it is not me who can complete this." ”
"Who's that?" The madman's face changed slightly, and he asked in a low voice.
"You guess you know this guy, but you don't like him, I know the gap between you and him, so I came forward to invite him over." Grandpa pretended to be mysterious and said slowly.
After Grandpa finished speaking, the madman should have guessed the identity of this person immediately, his eyes were straight, his brows were furrowed, and he asked, "Smiling Buddha?" ”
Grandpa smiled and said, "That's right, it's the Smiling Buddha, this guy is good at saving people and bringing the dead back to life, so as soon as I find Ting Xuan's body, the first thing I think of is the Smiling Buddha." ”
", Lao Lin, to be honest, I really owe you a great favor this time, come, Xuan'er, kneel down for me!"
Saying that, the madman hurriedly knelt down towards my grandfather according to Rhubarb, not only did Rhubarb kneel, but the madman also knelt down.
This was very unexpected, although it was not uncommon for madmen to bow down in their time, but after all, in modern society, this primitive way of thanking is a little out of step with the times.
My grandfather hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold up the madman, but the madman insisted on refusing, and said: "Lao Lin, you have to bear this worship, the only regret in my life, the old madman, the only regret in my life is that I failed to save my apprentice, you are now not only tossed out of my apprentice's corpse, but also invited the most difficult old bald donkey smiling Buddha to come over to my apprentice to return the yang, if it weren't for the old madman, my martial arts have been abolished, in this life I will be a cow and a horse, and I will repay your kindness." ”
My grandfather smiled and said, "Old madman, what you say is too outlandish, since we have been friends for so many years, and your apprentice and my grandson are close friends, it is only natural for me as an elder to do something." Besides, the Yin and Yang Tribulation of the Forty-Nine City is coming in a blink of an eye, to be honest, I am really waiting for Ting Xuan to play a role in this catastrophe. ”
The madman hurriedly kowtowed heavily and said, "Don't say anything, Lao Lin, I admire you the most in this life, and now I admire you even more!" This smiling Buddha can not be moved, and only you can please touch him, to be honest, although I don't look down on these bald donkeys who are not close to women, but it is indeed a great thing to be able to get his help! ”
I was a little confused, and quickly asked, "Grandpa, who is the Smiling Buddha?" ”
My grandfather smiled lightly and said: "One of the three monks of the Eight Great Masters, specializing in the art of Qihuang, a pair of hands can be described as a wonderful hand rejuvenation, resurrection from the dead, although this guy is smiling and welcoming, but he is famous for his love of putting on a shelf." This time, I specially invited him from out of town, but it was a lot of waste. ”
Needless to say, Grandpa must have known something about us, otherwise he wouldn't have been so concerned about Rhubarb.
At this time, the old cat walked in from the yard after smoking, and saw the madman and rhubarb kneeling on the ground to worship my grandfather, and he didn't care about thirty-seven twenty-one, and even knelt down with him.
Not only was my grandfather stunned, but Rhubarb and the madman were also stunned. Rhubarb stretched out his leg and kicked him and asked, "What are you kneeling for?" ”
The old cat, who had always been extremely smart, suddenly became stupid, looked up, and said, "I see that you are all kneeling, and you are kneeling?" ”
Before the words were spoken, the whole room was filled with our unbridled laughter......