Chapter 2 The Crazy Medical Maniac He Tieshou
Name: Lin Ruofan
Gender: Male
Cause of death in previous life: Death from electricity leakage on a gaming computer on a rainy night
Reason for crossing: Unknown to date
Crossing identities: beggars, handymen
Age: Thirty-five years old in all previous and present lives
Current address: Shangru Inn, Qixia Town, Xi'an Mansion of the Great Sage Ming Dynasty
Title: Seven Heroes Town and Timely Rain
What the hell is this?!
Lin Ruofan stood in the backyard of the Shangru Inn with blank eyes, scolding in his heart.
It's been two years since I traveled to this ghost place, and I've worked hard every day to do tasks to gain prestige, but I only got this point!
On the virtual display screen, aside from the string of self-information that made Lin Ruofan angry, there were only the two prestige points and task bars that Lin Ruofan loved and hated.
Under Lin Ruofan's identity information, there is an extremely conspicuous light purple box, which shows Lin Ruofan's reputation and mission.
Prestige: Slightly heard (60/100)
Task:
1. Keep the Shangru Inn, ensure that the Shangru Inn is successfully taken over by Tong Xiangyu, and complete the reward: Prestige (20)
2. Send fish to Gongsun Oolong, complete the reward: Prestige (3)
Looking at the pitiful completion reward on the taskbar, Lin Ruofan was powerless to complain.
For two years, I did some trivial tasks every day, and I couldn't ask for money, and my reputation would be ruined if I asked for money.
If the inn he is in is prosperous, he can be regarded as a paid family, but the owner and shopkeeper of this inn is Lu Qinghou! Lu Qinghou!
Can you believe it?!
Every day, holding a book and shaking his head, he reads a word, he has the posture of not eating and relying on books to ascend directly to immortals, he can't go into the kitchen, and his squinted eyes will only open a little when he sees money, and he can't hold his hands and can't resist, and he can be chased by the dogs in the town when he goes out. As soon as the guests came, it was like a dead father, and it was a miracle that such an inn had not closed down until now!
If it weren't for the twenty prestige points, the buddy would have run away a long time ago, and he could still pretend to be a god and a ghost if he had nothing to do, laxatives in the meals, hornets in the toilets, and fairies in the guest rooms?!
That's not my style!
But it can't be helped, twenty prestige points! That's fat! If you really rely on these small tasks, when will you reach the peak of your reputation? The system was given ten years! Ten years! If I can't reach the highest level of humanity within ten years, I'll have to die, or I'll be the kind of god that has been destroyed, and there will be no scum left.
"Xiaolinzi! Xiaolinzi! Hurry up! Good wine and good food come up, and it should be clean! ”
Suddenly, a sound like a broken gong suddenly sounded in the lobby of the inn, bringing Lin Ruofan back to his senses.
"Zhang Banxian, you old fellow, can you come to me to eat and drink if you have nothing to do?! Is it easy for me to make a living?! ”
The voice is so individual, except for the damn old Taoist and old liar Zhang Banxian, Seven Heroes Town doesn't think about it as a second person!
Lin Ruofan's words are not wrong, in addition to choosing prestige points, half of the tasks he did chose to collect money, otherwise, with Lu Qinghou's way of living, he would have starved to death!
But having said that, Lin Ruofan's movements did not stop, picked up the wine and food that had been prepared a long time ago, and brought it out with an unhappy face.
In the lobby of the inn, Zhang Banxian and Xiaomi sat on the chairs in the center viciously, not caring at all about the thick dust accumulated on the tables and chairs. Anyway, these two people can't get dirty anymore, so they can sit casually, but they can sit hard, and maybe they can wipe the tables and chairs clean when they get up.
"Tell me, how much did you get this time?"
Lin Ruofan put the wine and food on the table, frowned, and looked at Zhang Banxian and Xiao Xiaodao who were gobbling up.
To be honest, these two partners are still relatively sharp, after all, isn't there such a sentence on the rivers and lakes? Monks, Taoists, beggars, and children are the kind of people who can't be provoked, and they are the two of them when they look for them, and there have really been no accidents over the years. But the only downside is that the money these two guys get every time they run errands is unstable.
"Woo woo woo ......"
Xiaomi grabbed the chicken leg and stuffed it into her mouth, stretched out a finger and shook it vigorously in front of Lin Ruofan.
"Ten taels? How did you get it? I worked so hard that I even used the fairy powder, and you got me ten taels?! ”
Lin Ruofan's face has begun to darken, although Immortal Powder and Immortal are the same batch of medicines, but the main effect of Immortal Powder is to make people lose their eyes and hallucinate, and everything in the world has become a hell of evil ghosts. This is what Lin Ruofan has personally experienced, when he was in Pharmacist He's house, he was discovered by Pharmacist He when he stole medicine, and then he tasted the magical effect of Shenxian San.
In order to get the immortal powder and the immortal pour, Lin Ruofan worked in He Yaoshi's shop for a month, washing clothes and pants, and even the special pants and belly pockets were washed by him. A big man was humiliated in a pharmacy to wash a woman's pants and belly pockets in exchange for three bottles of fairy series medicine, but these two guys only got ten taels of silver!
Lin Ruofan's emotions are already a little out of control, especially these two scumbags...... It's good to be poisoned directly!
"No, no...... It's one hundred taels! One hundred taels! ”
Seeing that Lin Ruofan had already put his hand into his arms, Zhang Banxian and Xiaomi, who were tearing the chicken, hurriedly swallowed the meat in their mouths, and hurriedly spoke, Zhang Banxian even took out ten silver ingots from his arms and pushed them on the table with a bang, which made Lin Ruofan's face soothe.
Count you as acquaintances!
Lin Ruofan copied and pulled with both hands, and the ten silver ingots of white flowers were divided into four piles, Zhang Banxian, Xiaomi, and Lin Ruofan each had thirty taels, and the remaining forty taels...... I have to send it to Pharmacist He.
Thinking of the clever smile on Pharmacist He's face, but holding a bottle of medicine with green gas in his hand, Lin Ruofan couldn't help but beat a drum in his heart.
"Or ...... I'm going to deliver? ”
Xiaomi looked at Lin Ruofan's gradually turning green face, and was a little unbearable, after all, every time Lin Ruofan went to send money to Pharmacist He after he cheated someone, when he came back, it was like being wheeled by a group of strong men, and he couldn't lift his strength for several days.
"Just you? It's not me who blows it, if you go in, I'll have to find a good place for you to bury in Shilipo or Yanziwu tomorrow! ”
Although he was worried in his heart, Xiaomi's words still amused Lin Ruofan, just He Yaoshi's crazy alchemy-like temperament, ordinary people really can't bear it, if it weren't for the fact that he ate the periodic table every day in his previous life, plus he transformed his body when he crossed over, he really couldn't bear it!
"Alright. I won't say more, remember to carry me back tomorrow. ”
Lin Ruofan shook his head, casually took the forty taels into his arms, and walked out with a step, with a posture of being sluggish and cold, and the strong man would never return, seeing that Xiaomi and Zhang Banxian kept sighing.
"Or ...... Are you going to talk to Pharmacist Ho? ”
Xiaomi pulled a chicken wing, and said to Zhang Banxian with some hesitation.
"Come on! It's not that you don't know He Tieshou's temperament, no one can control her when she starts crazy, and Lao Dao wants to live a few more years! ”
Zhang Banxian rejected Xiaomi's proposal without hesitation, what are you kidding?! He Tieshou, that madman, launched a madness and even cut herself, and she still wants to live a few more years for this old bone!
Xiaomi thought carefully about Zhang Banxian's words, and the whole person couldn't help but shudder, and mourned for Lin Ruofan for three seconds in his heart.
Pharmacist He was the first and only pharmacist to practice medicine in Qixia Town, and the later pharmacist either suddenly went crazy or was inexplicably unwell, and it didn't take long for him to be half-paralyzed. Over time, no one in Qixia Town dared to practice medicine anymore, and only He Pharmacist and Wuwei Guan Wu Daochang, who donated medicine from Shilipo, were left.
Pharmacist He's pharmacy is located on the edge of the west gate of Qixia Town, and the Monk Confucian Inn is just opposite each other, Lin Ruofan wants to go to Pharmacist He's pharmacy, and he has to cross Qixia Town.
"Yo...... Isn't this Brother Xiaolin? What's up? What's the good thing? ”
Speaking from his heart, in addition to Lin Ruofan who almost jumped into the Xiliang River by those who beat the Shangru Inn, his reputation in Qixia Town is quite good, and he doesn't know how many people he helped block the knife. As soon as I entered the town, someone came up to say hello.
"It's okay, just go to the pharmacist's pharmacy."
Lin Ruofan grinned, and Yun smiled lightly.
"Pharmacist Ho...... Brother Xiaolin, be careful...... Recently, Pharmacist He has not been in a good mood...... Zhang Dalang of the West Gate, the Bai brothers of the South Gate, and the tailor of the North Gate have all fallen into her way. I spent three days at home......"
The face of the person who came changed suddenly, obviously it was the three words of Pharmacist He who frightened him, and his whole body trembled a little.
What kind of moth has Pharmacist He been doing lately?!
"Thank you, but she still has to go this time, or she doesn't know how many people she will be harmed."
Although Lin Ruofan's face also changed, he still raised his feet, this Nima still let her go down, it is estimated that all the young people in Seven Heroes Town will have to let her give disaster.
"Then be careful, I'll go first......"
The person who came turned pale and confessed to Lin Ruofan, spread his feet and ran, and disappeared as soon as he slipped away.
What a pharmacist...... He Tieshou...... Sister He! I hope you will raise your noble hand......
Looking at the pharmacy in front of him, Lin Ruofan prayed to the gods and Buddhas in the sky, and then resolutely walked into the He Ji pharmacy.
"Come on, come on...... It's open, it's open! Brother Xiaolin has entered He Ji Pharmacy again! ”
"I'll press ten wen! Bet on a stick of incense! ”
"Go! Pharmacist He has been in a bad mood lately, and I don't know what medicine I get! I press Wuwen and bet half a pillar of incense! ”
Lin Ruofan had just stepped into He Ji Pharmacy, and a group of people not far away excitedly gathered around to start the gambling game, betting on how long Lin Ruofan could hold out under the hands of He Yaoshi.
Although Lin Ruofan was welcomed by all the old, middle-aged, and young officials in the town, unofficial, formal and unofficial organizations in Seven Heroes Town, he couldn't help but have a greater deterrent effect on He Yaoshi!
Speaking of Pharmacist He's medical skills, the people in the town all give a thumbs up, not to mention the flesh and bones of the living dead, but at least the patients who are dying unless they are powerless to return to the sky, she can save the living. There is one thing, Pharmacist He's brain seems to be sick, and he sits in the room refining medicine when he has nothing to do, and he doesn't know what the effect of those medicines is, but what is certain is that this medicine is not a good medicine.
And Lin Ruofan, since he tried the medicine for Pharmacist He once, he went to Pharmacist He to test the medicine if he had nothing to do, although he helped the residents of the town block the knife, but in the hearts of the townspeople, Lin Ruofan's brain is also sick, after all, in addition to being sick, who runs to this ghost place to suffer if he has nothing to do?
On the one hand, he is pharmacist who has saved countless people, but has a sick brain, and on the other hand, Lin Ruofan, who is welcomed by the people of Qixia Town, but has a sick brain, and the townspeople are happy to watch two people with sick brains fight each other.
Lin Ruofan didn't know that the townspeople had already opened a market outside, and now he was blushing and glaring angrily at the beautiful girl in front of him.
Yes, it is a girl, Pharmacist He is twenty years old this year, and he is not yet married. And this young girl who was at the age of youth and vitality was wearing a black cloak at this time, smiling and turning around Lin Ruofan's side, as if what was in front of her was not a living person, but a cargo waiting to be evaluated.
"Come on, what new medicine has come out this time? Don't fix those empty things! ”
Lin Ruofan couldn't even move a finger up and down his body, and the only thing that could move was the part above his head. The culprit of all this is the silver needle on his neck that is still dangling.
"I don't have time to make that nonsense! I recently heard the news that a meteorite fell from the Jin Kingdom, and the Flying Immortals were found in it, and all the doctors in the world were invited to dissect it. ”
Hearing Lin Ruofan's words, Pharmacist He pulled down the hood on his head, revealing his face under the hood, and looked at Lin Ruofan with a smile.
Speaking of conscience, He Yaoshi is not ugly, on the contrary, he is very beautiful, if he is placed in his previous life, at least he is at the level of the school flower, especially the pair of murder weapons, which is simply magnificent.
However, for a woman like Mao who can eat with her face, she has to rely on technology to live? And it's this outrageous technology?!
Dissect! Dissect! Can you believe it?!
Lin Ruofan's face turned black on the spot.
I'm Nima...... Flying Immortals ...... That's a pit! What are you a girl doing with it?!
"Don't go! Jin Guo is too far away! ”
Although Lin Ruofan couldn't move, he was too familiar with Pharmacist He, and he knew exactly what Pharmacist He was thinking, so he refused without saying a word.
"Oops...... Xiaolinzi, you will accompany me~~~~"
He Yaoshi took Lin Ruofan's hand, his red lips pursed slightly, his small mouth was bulging, and he sprinkled coquettishly at Lin Ruofan.
If people outside see this scene, it is estimated that there will be countless more dead bodies drowning in Xilianghe tomorrow morning!
The female devil who loves to use people to experiment with new medicines, He Pharmacist, will even be coquettish to people?! What the hell are you kidding me?! Definitely!
"Manly man, if you don't go, you won't go!"
However, who is Lin Ruofan? In his previous life, he was an old driver with countless people, and the license plate number was stored in a wardrobe, I don't know how many times he drove the car, how could he be dealt with by such a coquettish pharmacist? ! Must be resolutely refused!
"Lin Ruofan! Don't be ashamed! The old lady asked you to accompany the old lady to the golden country to give you face! Do you believe that the old lady went out to shout, and immediately countless people cried and shouted and begged to go with the old lady?! ”
He Yaoshi's face changed, and without saying a word, he changed from a cute girl to a female man, with his hands on his waist, a "mother", and his fierce temperament was clear at a glance.
Bite!
"Grass!"
Lin Ruofan was about to refuse, but a prompt suddenly sounded in his mind, and Lin Ruofan scolded his mother on the spot.
"Huh?! Darn! You're looking for death! ”
He Yaoshi didn't know that Lin Ruofan was scolding the unscrupulous system, and now the whole room was just her and Lin Ruofan, who else do you think he could scold besides himself? !
So, He Yaoshi, who was still the eldest daughter of Huanghua, suddenly became angry, and with a flick of her jade hand, countless black shadows flew out from her cuffs and rushed straight towards Lin Ruofan.
"What are you doing?! Nest grass! What a pharmacist! Count you ruthless! ”
The pain on his body made Lin Ruofan come back to his senses, and when he opened his eyes, he saw that his body was full of black scorpions and brightly colored snakes, biting himself one by one!
His mother!
Lin Ruofan only had time to roar angrily in his heart, and the poison immediately made him unconscious.