In the grim office, there were two policemen sitting, and when they saw us coming in, they immediately stood up, "Hello, I am from the Municipal Public Security Bureau, my name is Wu Jinghou, you can call me Officer Wu." He reached out and shook my hand politely.

Another police officer immediately chimed in, "Zhang Qing." ”

"I'm Ma Dong, counselor."

After the introduction, Officer Wu took out a photo and handed it to me, "Do you know this person?" ”

I looked at the person in the photo as Mr. Zhang, and my eyes dodged, "Who is this person?" "Knowingly asked.

Officer Wu put the photo down, "This is a murderer who is chasing and fleeing online, and someone recently reported that this has been active in the city, and just an hour ago, someone reported entering this building." ”

"Murderer?" I carefully picked up the photo on the coffee table and confirmed that it was Mr. Zhang.

"This person's name is Guo Dabao, a car driver, who robbed a gold store in Nanchang City on September 2, worth more than 2 million yuan, and killed a clerk, and we are arresting this fugitive." Zhang Qing echoed.

Guo Dabao? As I inquired, I swallowed, and I didn't know whether I should say or not, "Comrade policeman, I just heard that a person broke into the hospital and went straight to my office, I went to the toilet and didn't see it, why don't you ask my assistant?" I said calmly, I don't know what I'm hiding.

Officer Wu looked serious and said with a serious smile, "You see, I don't know he's not in the office, I'll go find his assistant and ask." ”

As soon as the seriousness left, there was more and more awkwardness between me and the two policemen, who were doubting the truth of what I said.

"Ma Consulting, this is a murderer, you can take a good look at it." Officer Wu deliberately handed me the photo.

I waved my hand, "This photo is too ugly, I'm a plastic surgery, and I can't be ugly." "There is a big problem with this plastic surgery hospital, and there must be a problem with the customer, so I still choose to silently not know, so as not to disturb the normal order of the hospital, and I am also afraid that Mr. Zhang, no, Guo Dabao will retaliate and kill.

Soon, Niu Pang was also invited, I knew that Serious must have said something to him, I know Niu Pang very well, as soon as he wants to lie, he will urinate urgently, Niu Fat's current sign is this.

The two policemen introduced themselves again, and said the same thing as they had said to me before, except that Niu Fat's answer was different from mine.

After Niu Fat listened, he often sighed. "What do I say to you, it's one of our clients, and this is his picture." Niu Pang handed the two policemen a photo, a photo of Wang Yong.

Officer Wu looked at the photo and nodded, "We may have seen it wrong, I'm sorry, it's a lot of disturbance, but when I see Guo Dabao tell us in the future, the police and the people can work together to create a harmonious society." ”

Niu Pang and I nodded in agreement, and the two policemen looked at me with suspicion when they left.

Sure the two cops got on the elevator and returned to the serious office, "Serious, this is a murderer?" "If I hadn't seen the photos, I would have found it hard to believe that Mr. Zhang was Guo Dabao.

Serious laughed silently, "It's normal, and I will encounter all kinds of strange things in the future." You just have to believe that the bad guys won't let them live for long. ”

"Bad people don't live long." I said to myself.

"You remember, like today, in the middle of the operation, no matter who comes to find someone in the future, they will say according to the plastic surgery effect, and when you see that photo, you will bite and say no." Seriousness was teaching me badly, and I didn't realize it.

Niu Fat was more natural than me, and patted me on the shoulder, "Don't worry, the boss said, this face will not let him have a good life." ”

"The police will come again in the next two days, you will do what you say today, anyway, whether it is Guo Dabao or Mr. Zhang in the future, you will live with this face in the future." Holding Guo Dabao's photo seriously, he said, and then changed his words, "The operation is almost over, you don't have to go to the operating room, just go back to your office." ”

Niu Pang and I nodded and walked out of the serious office, the operation was still going on, and Niu Pang and I returned to our office, I couldn't pretend to be a person.

I struggled with myself for more than ten minutes, and I couldn't hold it back, "Niu Fat, do you think the police will come to us to talk about something?" ”

Niu Fat was on the sofa, holding a banana brought back from Zheng, and carefully opened the banana peel, "Don't worry, soul plastic surgery can't be checked in a regular hospital to see if there is surgery." ”

I watched Niu Pang licking his banana with a happy face, I was speechless, I have to say that I admired Niu Pang very much, the sky fell, and I still slept soundly.

After waiting for half an hour, Mr. Zhang was pushed out, and I still used to call him Mr. Zhang. The face was wrapped in a thick layer of gauze, and the hospital invited a nurse to come and wait, so we didn't have to pay anyway.

This matter is put down, because the hospital has a free one-month ward accommodation, after Mr. Zhang wakes up, as long as it is our time to work, he will come to the office every day to walk around, think about it, how boring it is to stay in the ward alone.

When the gauze was about to be removed, Zhang Liansheng did not show Wei Xiaoxiao's symptoms, which made me and Niu Fat worry a lot. The police came a few times, and when the gauze was removed, I could only go back in a huff, which made me feel sorry. Mr. Zhang stayed in the hospital for two months in order to avoid his face being infected, anyway, he robbed the gold store and had money, as long as he spent money, there was no way to stop him.

This time has been more than two months, and Mr. Zhang has used his new face to live under the sun openly. We haven't received a job in the past two months, corresponding to that sentence, we don't usually open, but we open for three years. Niu Pang and I got oil and water, and one person got more than 100,000 yuan, which is worth our salary for a year, even if someone tells us to go to a serious class, neither of us will move half a step.

This leisure is the twelfth month of the solar calendar, looking at the snowflakes in the sky, Niu Fat and I watched the young people downstairs in the office unscrupulously having snowball fights, to be honest, I want to participate, but our identity, if the snowball fights downstairs are seen by customers, the degree of convincing will decline.

If there is a moon at night in winter, there is no street lamp, the earth will be illuminated, the northerners call this the moon land, only at this time, you will find the charm of the moon.

I took a nap in a thick down jacket on the chair, Niu Pang changed a notebook, and browsed major websites all day long.

"Hey, Ma Dong, what do you think of this?" Niu Fat said in a rough voice next to me.

I glanced at Niu Fat's notebook with my eyes half-open, and wrote a funny paragraph on it:

Are you still worried about the ugliness? Are you still jealous of your boyfriend squatting on the road and watching all kinds of waves? Don't be stupid, it's not your fault that you have an ugly face, but if you look ugly, you don't go to plastic surgery, what face do you have to go out shopping and pick clothes.

Plastic surgery medium, create a perfect you, small waist, long legs, big hips, touch and touch. ’

After reading it, I couldn't help but want to laugh, "Niu Fat, what are you doing here?" Do you want to cause public outrage? ”

Niu Pang moved the computer back, "You don't care, as long as you make money, don't say it's public anger, even if it's a public beating, I'm willing to do it." ”

I couldn't have imagined that Niu Fat's words attracted a phone call three days later.

On this day, Niu Pang and I were having dinner, and the phone on the desk rang, and Niu Pang rushed over with a brisk step, moving quickly, without the dullness of the fat man.

Niu Pang took the phone and kept saying, "Okay, okay, no problem, we'll wait, okay." ”

I didn't hear what it was at all. "Niu Fat, are you a virgin?"

Niu Fat shook his head, "It's time for business." "The tone is strange.

"Got business? What kind of business is coming, didn't you deceive another junior high school student? "I interrupted Niu Fat.

Niu Fat rolled up his sleeves and leaked out his muscles, "Look at my brother's muscles, can you deceive minors?" ”

As I ate my noodles, I pondered, "What does muscle have to do with cheating on minors?" ”

Niu Fat touched my head, "Good, it's okay to know." With that, he took my bowl of noodles and poured it into his bowl.

I didn't pay attention, Niu Fat didn't answer me, Niu Pang didn't have a door to do things, and I didn't take it seriously, just listened to it as a fart and passed through my ears.

Which Cheng thought, five days later, in the middle of the night, a woman came, Ma Dan, who came for plastic surgery without a face, and the woman's mask was tightly covered, and she couldn't see anything. A pair of snow boots, wearing a small skirt, an open down jacket, a flat airfield. I wear it so in the north, but I don't want the Lord of the temperature.

"Hello, I'm a consultant, Ma Dong." I introduced.

The woman kept looking at our room, and she didn't say anything about taking off her mask. "My name is Tinker Bell." I'm not surprised by the name, this woman's voice is too thick, and it is not at all the sound that can be produced by this dress.

Still, I'm the waiter, "Hello, are you here for a facelift?" ”

The woman tilted her head to look at me, "Guess? ”

Ciao, I couldn't hear this voice, I laughed dryly, "I must have come to the plastic surgery hospital for plastic surgery, otherwise what are you doing here." ”

The woman jumped in front of my desk and sat down, picking up the mirror that Niu Fat had placed there, "Then you asked me just now, did you see my little girl coming over and want to tease me?" ”

I fucking wanted to hit the wall, and I don't know how much black money was on my head, "Hehe, you're cute." I said against my will.

Niu Pang was next to the desk, looked at the woman next to him, and asked suspiciously, "Are you Tinker Bell?" Hainanese? ”

Tinker Bell puts down the mirror in his hand and points to Niu Fat. "You're beef noodles."

Hearing this conversation, my whole person is not good, I don't know what website they met, a little jingle bell and a beef noodle, my heart is not able to bear such a big blow, and the feeling of this rough voice of the little jingle is here to find netizens.

Niu Fat smiled, "I didn't expect you to really come, do you remember that there is a person who is also coming with a cute winter melon, what about others?" ”

My eyes flew to Niu Fat's body with 10,000 grass and mud horses.

Tinker Bell took out his mobile phone and stood next to Niu Pang and leaned on Niu Pang's shoulder, Niu Pang still pouted, cooperating with Tinker Bell's photo.

I also want to give Niu Fat some face, especially in front of women, I can't call him a nickname, "Niu Zhan, this is your friend?" I asked knowingly.

Niu Pang unceremoniously put his hand on the woman's shoulder, "This is the management of my Mei Piao group, this is my right-hand man." ”

I nodded, "Hello, I'm Ma Dong." "I introduced it again.

Tinker Bell looked at me, then at Niu Fat, and jumped from Niu Fat's side to me, "I know you, Beef Noodles said you were ugly, I didn't expect you to be so handsome, take a photo." ”

After I was speechless and cooperated with Tinker Bell, "Niu Fat, do you want to ask for leave?" "I really can't accept these two people.

Niu Pang leaned on the table, "Ma Dong, this is our new customer." ”

Tinker Bell stood up straight in front of me, "Brother Ma Dong, I'm here for plastic surgery." ”

"His surname is Zhao, he used to be a kindergarten teacher, and then changed his career to become a dance teacher, anyway, he deals with children, and the most important thing is that he is a handsome guy, and now the male preschool teacher is very popular, and now he is the deputy director of a children's dance garden." Niu Pang said.

I waved my hand, "Wait a minute, what are you talking about?" He's a big handsome guy? ”

Niu Fat nodded and pointed at Tinker Bell, "It's a handsome guy for the time being." ”

Tinker Bell was very dissatisfied when she heard Niu Fat introduce her, so she stomped her foot, "I hate it." ”