I didn't expect to be on TV one day, and in another way.

On the long-distance bus,In the fainting compartment,A wanted news has just been broadcast.,Isn't the photo above me?,I didn't think the Z9 was very fast.。

I'm surrounded by old eggs, so I don't have to worry about outsiders recognizing me, but I'm still worried that other passengers will recognize me as the wanted criminal on TV, fortunately, few people in the car are awake now, this bus is a long-distance line to Guiyang, no one is still energetic after a day and a night to pay attention to the TV news.

The old man said disdainfully: "It's not that Z9 is blind, obviously you are not so handsome, and I put you such a photo, it's strange to be able to find you." ”

Then he said: "But Lao Li, it is estimated that your studies are in vain at this time, so let's just study and find a job in the future, learn your second grandfather's skills, and go to the ground to touch the underworld, then you can eat and drink freely, right?" ”

Hearing this, the lynx opened his eyes, looked at the old egg, and said in a low voice: "Don't you have any bad ideas, just your physique and go into the hole?" Be careful that you can't get stuck in the middle and can't get up, but the old man's suggestion is good, the old man is also old now, and I have heard several times that he wants to wash his hands and not dry it, if the old man stops the fire, those of us who eat with his men will be unlucky, Brother Yun, just just bring the guys together, brothers still miss you. ”

At this time, Scar and Miss Zhao also woke up, and when they heard the words of the lynx, Scar first said: "I think it's good, anyway, I'm just a person who begs for work on the water, I don't have any culture, which line can make money, I'll do it, and it's not dangerous to say." ”

Zhao Anyi looked at us a little nervously, "Do you take me, a person in the yamen, seriously, and discuss illegal things in front of me, don't you know that this crime is very serious?" ”

"How serious? Is it serious to be issued a Class A wanted warrant? I looked at her with a smile.

Lao Dan gave a thumbs up, "That's it, our Lao Li is a heavyweight now, and he will definitely be second to none in this aspect in the future, not to mention that he still has ...... on him"

I kicked with my foot, and the old man closed his mouth in amusement, and Hou Jun and the lynx also turned their heads, neither of them wanting to touch the topic, and the thought of the monster with four faces made me feel uncomfortable.

"That's right, Bobcat!" I took advantage of Miss Zhao's failure to react, so I changed the topic and asked, "Where is your house, and is there anyone else in the family?" ”

The lynx looked at the mountains outside the car window and replied: "In Nandan, there is also a grandma and Da Nong at home, that is, my sister, when I left home, she was still just walking, shaking and shaking, looking very good, and now it is estimated that she is already a big girl." ”

"Didn't you go back to see?" Women are more emotional, Zhao Anyi asked with some sympathy.

Lynx shook his head, "Do our business, either in the north or in the south, either underground or in the sale of stolen goods, several times with the old man from the door of the house, did not go back, every year I put the money to grandma's passbook, as long as they know that I live outside, as for whether it is good or not, there is no need to prove it." ”

The story of the bobcat, in fact, is very similar to most of the left-behind people, but one is a part-time worker, the other is a tomb robbery, and the similarities are all to earn money for the family.

Although the money is very dangerous, seeing the smile on the bobcat's face from time to time, it is estimated that he doesn't care.

"By the way, since we are going to Nandan this time, your hometown, is there any story there? Or tell us all kinds of stories from Guangxi. "I didn't trace the temptation, in fact, I vaguely ruled out the bobcat in my heart, but I still wanted to test whether he was a real bobcat, or to use his story to see how others reacted.

However, the result is disappointing, the lynx told a lot of mythological stories about Guangxi, from "Liu Hou's Handwriting", "Rooster Crown" to the well-known "Liu Sanjie" and "The Legend of Tan Fuwang", most of the story routines are mythical, and very exaggerated descriptions of the rise and fall of a hero, all kinds of reactions and spirits, etc., listening to the old egg yawning vigorously.

"I said old cat, is there any stimulation? Even if it's a ghost story, I don't want to be educated for so many years, and I have to go all the way to your hometown to continue to suffer from the heroic deeds of that ghost. The old man rubbed his face and urged: "Hurry up, even if it's a meat joke." ”

Lynx thought for a while and said: "The stories are almost the same, oh, by the way, there is a legend in Guangxi that is a bit controversial, it seems to be called "King Moyi", and there is also a name called "King Moyi", the former originated in my hometown of Nandan, and the latter originated in Hechi City, the legends of the two are somewhat similar, and the names are similar, but the content of the story is a bit biased. ”

"Tell me about it, maybe we can see something out there." Zhao Wenyi was a little fascinated by the story.

The lynx had no choice but to speak: "Let's talk about King Mo Yi first, legend has it that he is the patriarch of the human king Fuxilara tribe, formed an expeditionary army and had a twelve-year war with the heavenly court, and finally forced the emperor of heaven to release the giant demon to disturb the human world, Mo Yi saw this, opened the heavenly river, released the stagnant water to kill the troll, in order to prevent the people of the earth and mountain from suffering from the disaster of the stagnant water, so he used his body to block the cave flowing with stagnant water. ”

"Haha!" The old man suddenly burst into tears of laughter, and shouted: "Nima, this is even more awesome than Sun Dasheng, you can go to the Heavenly Palace, and you don't even have the mana to collect stagnant water, it's so funny." ”

Zhao Anyi knocked the old egg with a brain crash and said: "It's all said to be a folk myth, don't you understand?" It's more real, Lynx, let's talk about the second one. ”

"The second one, that's King Moyi." After the lynx recalled the content, he said: "The plot of King Mo Yi is not as exaggerated as the first one, but it is very bizarre, I won't talk about it at the beginning, anyway, the background is very bizarre, very sci-fi, but the process is different, he is an official in the imperial court, and other people can't go home often because of the long distance, but Mo Yi can, whenever it is late at night, he will wear flying boots and return home to sleep with his wife."

Soon after, his wife was pregnant, and the people around her suspected her of stealing men, so Mo Yi's wife deliberately left one of his shoes as evidence.

But the arrow was shot in the palace, and the frightened emperor and ministers were frightened, so they quietly killed him, but unexpectedly, Mo Yi, who had a broken head, still rode back home on a horse and asked his wife: If the head is broken, can you live.

Wife replied: No.

Mo Yi immediately spurted blood and died. ”

Before the story of the lynx was finished, Zhao Anyi suddenly screamed: "That Mo Yi may be a fallen head." ”

"Fallen people?" We read these three words suspiciously, all of them are a little unfamiliar, to say that the flying head barbarian, I may still know a little, but what is the head of the people? Playing with your head down?