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Yin Jian's family was about to pack up their things and go on the road after eating, but suddenly a demonic wind made a big noise, and the flying sand and rocks were very terrifying. (Please search for the fastest novel website!)

In an instant, a white-faced young man rode the demon wind and fell, wearing a black satin embroidered robe, with fine skin and tender flesh, quite handsome, combing his hair in the middle, I don't know how many catties of oil he had, and the flies had to fall when he stood up, and he smelled a smell of fragrant powder on his body from a distance, looking very much like a practitioner of a male public relations club.

The white-faced young man glanced at everyone and said coldly: "Where did you get out of the faces, after passing through Baiman Mountain, why don't you report to Young Master Ben." ”

General Ju said angrily: "Which green onion are you, why should I report to you!" ”

The young man let out a cold snort from his nostrils: "I want to teach you rats who have eyes and beads to know that the little master's law name is Xiaoyue Tongzi, and he is the head disciple of the Yin Yang Cave of Fengyue Valley, and Baiman Mountain is the territory of my Fengyue Valley, and you have to pay for the road if you go here!" ”

Yin Jian raised his hand to stop General Ju from soaring, and sneered at the young man: "The toad yawns so much, and he is not afraid of the wind flashing his tongue, Baiman Mountain is obviously our naked territory, Fengyue Valley is a fart, get out of the way as soon as possible, otherwise I will look good when my senior brother Hami comes!" ”

Xiaoyue Boy laughed: "Do you think I'm going to be fooled? There are no fancy clothes like you at all, and those crocodile heads without clothes are better than your taste. ”

Yin Jian's forehead burst into blood vessels: "Don't underestimate camouflage clothes and jeans!" ”

Xiaoyue Tongzi raised his eyebrows, and said senran: "Don't be wordy, do you pay this road money or not!" ”

Yin Jian laughed angrily: "You make a price first." ”

Xiaoyue Boy glanced at everyone, and greed flashed in his eyes: "Those three beauties and two little girls stay to serve the master, you kid can get out." ”

Yin Jian secretly killed the machine, and said coldly: "What if I don't agree!" ”

Xiaoyue Tong smiled lewdly: "If you toast and don't eat and drink, you have to stay to taste the taste of flowering in the backyard." ”

"Fuck your sister!" Yin Jian couldn't bear it anymore, and raised his hand to release a shockwave.

Xiaoyue Boy laughed: "The kung fu of the three-legged cat also dares to be ugly!" "With a flick of his fingers, he scattered the airflow, who knew that the shock wave concealed the duality Heavenly Demon Wisdom Sword, and he was caught off guard and almost shattered his brain, thanks to the fact that he was also good at thinking spells, he resisted at a critical moment, and luckily saved his life, but it was the seven orifices that spurted blood, and his expression was extremely sad!

"Good thief, you dare to sneak attack the master, I will let you die a miserable death today!"

Xiaoyue Boy took out a silver flute from the treasure bag and played it. In a moment, a song was blown, and black smoke erupted from the flute, condensing into an ugly beast.

Yin Xiao pointed at Yin Jian, and Xiaoyue Boy smiled fiercely: "Go, Nightmare Beast, tear this thief apart!" ”

Yin Jian looked at the vicious monster, and couldn't help laughing, what a nightmare beast, this is simply the gold medal dragon set "lewd beast" brother with a high attendance rate in H cartoon!

The nightmare beast squirmed with infinite tentacles, and when the three generals + two Lori saw so many tentacles, they couldn't help but feel numb in their scalps, and released a spell to cut off the tentacles from afar, and they grew out again in the blink of an eye, and the more they felt that the hair in their hearts did not dare to approach.

Yin Jian threw out the Great Yan Divine Technique to take a picture of the lewd beast brother, and now the spiritual power is exactly the same as that Xiaoyue Boy, both of them are four-star and six-stage, I really don't know what ambiguous relationship it has with him.

Hand-to-hand combat with this kind of guy requires a little courage to give up on himself, Yin Shaoxia didn't want to have close contact with it, so he directly summoned the mecha from the gossip card and rode on it, raised the machine gun to bombard the lewd beast, and beat it to scream and scream with tentacles, and seeing that it was not dead, he drove the Bajie brother to forcibly crush it. The Nightmare Beast was crushed into a meatloaf, and the blood that splattered out was not red, but a milky white viscous slurry that looked suspicious......

Nightmare Beast's vitality is amazing, and it can be crushed into a pile of mud by a mecha and can be reunited to bring the dead back to life. Yin Jian is not surprised by this, the lewd beasts in the H cartoon also have this kind of shameless ability. When I think of H cartoons, I can't help but have an idea, and I have the impression that the lewd beast seems to be afraid of fire.

I remember an h cartoon.,The heroine instigated the childhood sweetheart to cospLay the wizard at the school festival,What black magic summoning ritual to play,As a result, the childhood sweetheart was faked and was taken by the lewd beast brother.,Turn the school festival into a ghost animal hunting ground.,The whole school teachers and students run around and hide like frightened rabbits.,The lewd beast brother pulled out the "rabbits" one by one from places like the health room, sports equipment room, etc.,Catch a female classmate and get a female classmate.,Catch a female teacher and get a female teacher.,Catch a male classmate and ...... Turn it over and continue to do it, the appetite is so good!

The whole film was done from beginning to end, making the school bloody and rainy, and there was the courage to gather the victims to resist, but no matter whether the watermelon knife stabbed, the brick slap or the fire extinguisher spray was useless, how could not kill this thing, but was abused by him all kinds of ghost animals, it was really sad to see the tears of the seekers!

Later, the heroine was also spared, and was repeatedly played with and ravaged by this goods, and the director had a nervous breakdown, so that she exploded blackened, poured a bucket of gasoline on herself and rushed into the arms of the lewd beast brother, properly pressed the lighter, and then ...... Then the end credits come out.

Although most of the literary and artistic works are fictional, there is an old saying that "art comes from life", and Yin Jian thinks it is better to give it a try.

At the moment, the dantian stepped on the gossip array, and at the same time drove the Sahasrara to visualize a majestic rooster, the gossip separation from the Dharma Samadhi True Fire and the Gengjin Youji Divine Power were combined, the sky was covered with clouds, and a clear phoenix roared suddenly from the nine heavens, and the gorgeous fire phoenix tore the sky and spread its wings and pounced on the nightmare beast, and a loud "boom" The pillar of fire rose to the sky, and the phoenix nirvana purified the evil, and the nightmare beast was wiped out in an instant.

Xiaoyue Boy never expected that the Nightmare Beast would be vulnerable in front of this ironclad giant, and he was stunned for a moment.

Yin Jian took the opportunity to raise his cannon and fire, causing him to retreat again and again, and the body protection array collapsed layer by layer.

Xiaoyue Boy couldn't resist the bombardment of the machine guns, and was forced to turn into a bloody light and fled, and there was a sad cry of anger and corruption from afar: "You wait for me, the master will come back to take revenge!" ”

Yin Jian shrugged off his barking and beckoned the three generals and their daughters to get in the car and go home. Along the way, the two little girls were still talking excitedly about the battle just now, and they were amazed by their father's toughness.

"Daddy is amazing!"

"Uncle Bajie is even more powerful!"

"Eight, Uncle Bajie......" Yin Jianhao hung and drove the mecha into the gutter.

The little cabbage suddenly clapped his hands and declared: "I have decided, I want to be a pilot when I grow up!" ”

Xiao Qingjiao has even more ambitious ambitions: "I not only want to drive a mecha, but also learn to refine a mecha from my father!" She didn't know that this thing was not a magic weapon, and it couldn't be "refined" alone.

The little cabbage had an idea: "Then can you help me make the most beautiful and powerful mecha?" ”

Xiao Qingjiao was very arrogant, "I want to make two, one for you and one for me, mine is called 'Big Green Pepper', and yours is called 'Chinese cabbage'!" ”

Little cabbage imagines the future: "Our sisters join forces and drive green peppers and Chinese cabbage to fight all over the world!" ”

Xiao Qingjiao saw the three nannies laughing and trembling, and gave favors: "I also gave Aunt Ju, Aunt Cao and Aunt Liu a great mecha, Aunt Liu's mecha is called Da Yangliu, Aunt Cao's is called Da Vanilla, and Aunt Ju's is called-"

Chrysanthemum Sister's delicate body was shocked, and she quickly covered her mouth: "Don't say mine!" ”

Xiao Qingjiao skipped her very interestingly, and continued to imagine the future: "Mom and Aunt Bai also have it, and then our family will drive the mecha to the grassland to compete who can run faster!" "The grand opening of the world's first Formula 1 Mecha Competition is not far off......

The little cabbage adds an activity: "Catch the rabbit by the way!" ”

Yin Jiantou broke out in a cold sweat, thinking that instead of being chased by a group of mechas, the bitter rabbit might as well simply find a tree and kill him.

The seeds of dreams took root in this way, and in the future, the two founding patriarchs of the Xiuzhen-World "Machine War Sect" decided the direction of the future from this moment.

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Not long after Yin Jian's family left, a sudden gust of demonic wind blew in the air, and Xiaoyue Boy landed immediately. His eyes swept over the place where Yin Jian's family camped, his eyes lit up, and he walked quickly to the grass and picked up a bullet casing, holding it in his palm and studying it carefully.

"This thing, it seems that I have seen it in the Valley of the Tempest......" Xiaoyue Boy suddenly showed a look of enlightenment, and said sharply: "Good thief, it turns out that the murderer of Senior Sister Kamikaze is you!" New hatred plus old hatred, the master can't spare you! ”