Chapter 166: The Most Foolish Pig's Foot Halo in History
As the saying goes: the world is unpredictable.
Lin Ruofan never thought that it would be himself who was struck by lightning.
He thought about a lot of people who were struck by lightning, such as Zero Hair, such as Emperor Wuxiang, and then like the man who seemed to be a female ghost, but he just didn't think about himself.
How so? According to the general theory, he should be the protagonist, and the protagonist should have an aura or something, right? No matter how unlucky you are, you won't be struck by lightning, right?!
However, Lin Ruofan forgot that if he is really the protagonist, then the road to his protagonist is definitely a difficult and sadistic road!
In Seven Heroes Town, he was treated as a monkey, and in Taishan, he became a soy sauce player, and then he encountered either extremely vicious or quite difficult along the way, which is in stark contrast to the experience of the general protagonist pushing the map all the way!
A protagonist like this, even if he is struck by lightning, it doesn't seem to be anything wrong?
So, Lin Ruofan was naturally struck by thunder, and he went up to others as a stand-in, and happily carried the thunder down.
Looking at Lin Ruofan, who was covered in darkness, he wanted to cry without tears, what a good person, what a good teenager, he had no interest in official rights, he was young and promising, he loved the country and the people, and with his own strength, he helped the court remove how many moths!
Although Lin Ruofan is known as a broom star, he will have an accident wherever he goes, but this kind of broom star that is good for the court and the world is still more preferred.
It's a pity, now that this broom star is finished, I don't think that a person can still live after being hit by the Nine Heavens Thunder, I didn't see the old bastard of Wuxiang Huang just touched Lin Ruofan, who was covered in thunder, and now he fell to the ground and twitched vigorously, seeing that he was not alive...... What?! You're fucking standing up?! Why the fuck did you stand up?!
Zero Hair is sighing about Lin Ruofan's past. As a result, the Emperor Wuxiang, who had already been confirmed to be dead, stood up tremblingly. Although it was pitch black. But looking at the more and more stable figure, it is estimated that this time it is not a big deal!
But Lin Ruofan was lying motionless on the ground, and he could even smell the aroma of barbecue from him!
It's over! The damned ones didn't die, but the undeserved ones died! This time the buddy is completely finished!
"Hahaha...... Zero shots! Even thunder can't kill me, this is God destined for me to break your body into thousands of pieces to avenge the killing of my whole family! Suffer death, zero shots! ”
The Wuxiang Emperor, who had woken up again, seemed to have regained his senses, and after looking up to the sky and laughing wildly, the whole person rushed towards Zero Zero. In that case, it was obvious that he wanted to tear the zero shots to shreds on the spot!
Oops, I'll go!
The eyes of the zero hair suddenly bulged, and a very hidden trick lazy donkey rolled out, narrowly avoiding the paw of the Emperor of Phase.
The lazy donkey rolling is the only move that Zero Zero Hair will do, and when the Ouchi secret agent performed in the palace, the lazy donkey rolling with zero hair not only has a beautiful posture and coherent movements. The most important thing is that zero rounds can roll around!
Looking at the scattered shots that rolled around like wheels to dodge their own moves, there was no banter on the face of the Emperor, although this old thing had no face. But looking at the way he stood on the side with his arms and shaking his legs, his expression was not difficult to guess.
Emperor Wuxiang apparently thought of Zero Zero as a mouse being played by a cat. Cats will play with their prey before eating it, and obviously Emperor Wu is no exception. But he forgot that he was not a cat, and Zero Shots was not a mouse!
rolled bits and pieces until he reached Lin Ruofan's black corpse with the smell of barbecue, and pushed without a trace, only to find that Lin Ruofan did not have the slightest sign of life, and suddenly sighed in his heart, this time we are completely finished!
However, Zero Shots didn't notice that Lin Ruofan, who had no signs of life, moved his scorched black fingers lightly after being pushed by him!
Uncomfortable! This was Lin Ruofan's first feeling.
So full, so swollen! This is Lin Ruofan's second feeling.
Lin Ruofan felt as if he was imprisoned, although he could clearly perceive the existence of the world, he couldn't move, he could only lie on the ground as if he was a corpse, feeling the thunder in his body running around in his meridians, constantly opening up his blocked meridians hard and violently, and the impurities and wastes accumulated in his body were removed one by one by these thunders!
Cases of being able to live after being struck by lightning were not uncommon in previous lives, there was once a god who was struck by lightning three times in just one minute, and as a result, he stood up like a person who was fine, jumping alive. Compared with him, it shouldn't be a big deal for him, a person who was struck by the thunder under the iron chain, and was also partly shared by the old thing of the Emperor Wuxiang, to survive.
You can't even die from being struck by lightning, so it's not abnormal to get a blessing in disguise, didn't you see that the whole person at the beginning endured all the thunder and became a peerless master? It's okay for us to get some benefit, right?
But...... This benefit seems to be a little difficult to take, those thunders are too violent, although those blocked meridians have been opened, but they have also been scarred, before the meridians heal, their own internal force can not penetrate into these meridians, otherwise there will definitely be a danger of dying in the meridians! Moreover, it seems that these thunderbolts are not satisfied after dredged the impurities and meridians in their bodies, and they are ready to do it again.
With Lin Ruofan's body now, he will definitely not be able to withstand the second baptism of thunder, and when he was about to be killed by thunder, the touch of Zero Hair made Thunder find an outlet, and all the thunder rushed to Zero Zero's hand, and the concentration of thunder suddenly freed other parts of Lin Ruofan's body!
"Get out of the way!"
Lin Ruofan, who was charred black and exuding the smell of barbecue, suddenly stood up from the ground, pushed away the scattered hair, and the whole person rushed towards the Wuxiang Emperor like a bolt of lightning!
In the past, Lin Ruofan's speed was described as fast as electricity and light, which had an exaggerated effect, but now, this word is not an exaggeration, but an ordinary word, which clearly explains Lin Ruofan's speed!
Flashing with electricity, the real lightning was swirling, Zero Hair and Wuxiang Huang only saw a blue electric light flash in front of them, and the air was crackled by the electric light on Lin Ruofan's body, and in the blink of an eye, Lin Ruofan had already come to the front of Wuxiang Emperor, and his scorched black hand had been pressed on the face of Wuxiang Emperor!
"Ah!!h
The electric light in the body that was scurrying around because of the withdrawal of the hand was suddenly received by the Emperor of the Phaseless Phase, wasn't this old thing just a catastrophe and immortal? Now I will give you all the thunder and lightning on my body, if you don't die, buddy will never trouble you again!
Facts have proved that there are many people who do not die in great calamities, but it does not include the dragon set that is destined to die, even if this dragon trick is deep, it can't bear Lin Ruofan's broom-like protagonist halo! (To be continued.) )