Chapter 7: Fledgling

Half an hour later, the door opened from the outside, and the master came in with an apologetic smile: "I forgot, the wrench and the key are all pulled in the car outside." The master smiled, his eyes lit up, it turned out that the three treasures had cleaned up the embalming room neatly and cleanly, and the scrubbing was brand new.

"It's okay, master, I'm done cleaning up." Sambo said as he washed his hands.

This kid is not an ordinary person...... The master sighed in his heart.

In the rest room, everyone was idle and sat crookedly. "Okay, it's a meeting," Master Lu shouted as soon as he came in, but unfortunately no one paid attention. Sambo followed, standing against the wall.

"Look at you one by one, you look virtuous. Not to mention a good example for newcomers. Master Lu scolded angrily.

"Lao Lu, it's the off-season, you just let everyone have a good rest, or you can tell Wu Shuo, give us more bonuses, the dead burn paper, and the living eat." Electrician Zhang continued to chatter.

"Just your day's,, you don't say a word, I'll give you an advanced rating at the end of the year."

"You can pull you down." The driver, Chen Gang, shouted, "You said the same thing last time, I haven't done anything except your stall, and I've covered everything." Driving, cleaning, purchasing, moving, handing out leaflets, collecting mortuary services, cremating ...... What about advanced? What about bonuses? It's the end of the year in two months, and I'm counting on more New Year's Eve events. Chen Gang muttered resentfully.

"You can do anything, but you can't do anything." Cremation Liu muttered.

"Oops. People talk, donkeys interject, cremate Liu, you are idle, and the performance salary is less than whom. Chen Gang shouted.

"Let your mother stink, you just see me press the button, usually clean, repair is not all me, clean up the furnace with ashes, the same as digging coal, and when Lao Tzu carried the corpse, you haven't come yet...... Oh yes, and organizing the archives...... There is also ...... "cremation Liu did not give an inch, meditating and thinking hard."

"Okay. Shut up. There is nothing left over to eat, and nothing to do. As soon as this new comrade arrived, I saw that you things that couldn't be put on the stage were arguing here, and it was a shame. Master Lu said as he pulled the three treasures.

"This is Yang Sanbao, just came, you all take care of it. My apprentice. Hehe" Master Lu changed his face quite quickly, grinning and said.

With the instructions of the previous cleaner, San Bao didn't dare to say polite words like hello anymore, just nodded in greeting.

"Sanbao, we look easy, but in fact, it is hard, cleaning, disinfection, embalming, plastic surgery, plastic surgery, dissection, refrigeration, cremation, and comforting family members are all indispensable. In the past, we had a lively meeting, the house couldn't sit down, the benefits were not good in the past few years, and the young people were unwilling to do it, so we were the old, weak, sick and disabled. ”

"We're just getting old, you're brain-dead." Electrician Zhang deliberately made trouble.

"I'm brain-dead, I'm brain-dead, Sanbao, there are few people, everyone is helping each other, and they have to do everything. When people are tired, their hearts are even more tired. If you don't understand anything, just learn more and ask more, and there is no harm in being diligent with your hands and feet. Master Lu said earnestly.

"Ah, you talk a lot about me all day long, I think you're more of a girl than a girl. It's okay, I'm busy. Electrician Zhang didn't wait for Lao Lu to agree, he went out first, and everyone saw this posture and dispersed in a hurry.

"You old guys, don't give me face." Master Lu patted Sam Bao and motioned for him to sit down.

"Sanbao, I think you can do a good job, just rush at your kid who was in the embalming room just now, your face doesn't change color and your heart doesn't beat, you can do it." Master Lu looked at the three treasures, and his eyes became kind.

Sambo smiled embarrassedly, not knowing what to say.

"Now it's not as good as before, no one wants to do this business, I brought 5 apprentices, and the longest one is only a year and a half." Master Lu sighed and said, his eyes casually scanning Sanbao's reaction.

"I can do it, master, I'm willing to do it." Sambo hurriedly made a statement.

"Don't say it too early, didn't Director Wu say it, a three-day trial period, a three-month probationary period. You have to be really angry, and the master will fight for contract workers for you. How! ”

"Cheng, master." Sambo looked at him with firmness in his eyes.

"Let's talk about the work situation here, you are lucky today, it is difficult to come up." Master Lu took a sip of tea, soaked it in his mouth, and swallowed it.

"Let's go!"

Although he had just passed the master's test, when the whole body and organs were removed from the body bag and displayed on the operating table, Sanbao was still a little uncomfortable. A large living person at the end of the good end was split in half by the waist, the vertebrae were twisted obliquely in the bloody organs, and the limbs were already soft like noodles.

"It's a comminuted fracture, and without bone support, people become tofu." Master Lu saw that Sanbao's eyes were a little dazed and explained.

Immediately afterwards, the master handed Sanbao a wide plastic apron like a cloak, after the two wore and checked each other, the master was not in a hurry to clean and stitch, but closed his eyes slightly, respectfully bent down and bowed to the body three times, seeing that Sanbao also bowed seriously, the master spoke softly to the body: "Friend, rest assured, we will treat you well, you cooperate a little, I will take my time."

The master muttered before he began to clean the body, carefully wiping the corpse covered in dust and blood with disinfectant water.

"Today you are practicing for the first time, just watch my program carefully, oh yes, there is also a sprinkler head, like me, clean the other half, remember to handle it gently, this is the respect for the remains." The master continued to clean and said slowly.

The Three Treasures imitated the master, and the master and apprentice cleaned in an orderly manner, and no one broke the silence here. The disinfectant flowed loudly, accompanied by the calm and even breathing of the two people.

After the previous clean-up and embalming preparations, it is the corpse plastic surgery link. This is also the most difficult, the first time Sanbao got started, just according to the master's requirements, the blood-red muscles and tissues and organs that have not been completely detached are stuffed under the skin piece by piece, and then watch the master carefully sew them up one after another. As for the body that has been broken into two parts, it is carefully spliced together by the Three Treasures and the master.

Unlike the chatter of the previous master Wang Dahua Divine Woman, during the operation, Master Lu only explained a few words in a critical place, and then focused on the plastic surgery work, Sanbao's eyes did not dare to leave for a moment, he knew in his heart that he only had a three-day probationary period, and he had to remember as many things as possible.

Because of the fall from a height, the bones were shattered and deformed, and the spine and shoulders of this body were strangely twisted and staggered, but the master did not use brute force to straighten it, but spoke to the body in a friendly tone.

"Master, I'm sorry, you cooperate, I'll straighten your shoulders, I'll take my time, don't worry."

Immediately afterwards, the shoulders of this corpse returned to its original position with Master Lu's gentle movements. San Bao was surprised to see it from the side, and couldn't help but ask, "Master, how can this be?" ”

Master Lu didn't look up, and continued to be busy and said, "When I'm done, I'll tell you." ”

Sambao didn't ask any more questions, followed the rhythm of the master, and did what he could. After the body is fully formed, the body is pushed into the embalming room and frozen. Master Lu breathed a sigh of relief, and the two took off their medical latex gloves, took off their thick plastic aprons, and walked out of the plastic surgery room.

"Say, Sambo, I know you have a lot of questions to ask." Master Lu shook his somewhat sore neck.

"Master, don't we still have to put on makeup, and what we just said, it will ......"

"Except in special cases where plastic surgery is not possible, it is a basic procedure to have a complete shape every time, and then embalming and freezing the body, and then applying makeup. You just came, you can't learn so much, take it one step at a time...... Ay. Don't you wonder, how can a dead man be obedient, didn't he just turn his shoulder on the shoulder, I talk to him, of course he will listen. Master Lu smiled and looked at Sambo.

"Is this also a code of practice?" Sambo hesitated and asked.

"Don't look at the person who has died, but the body is also alive, it has life, it can be communicated, so don't do anything brutally, pay attention to it, and always maintain respect for the body, they will cooperate with you." Master Lu took advantage of the situation and pulled Sambao to the lounge. As he walked, he continued: "Actually, when I first came, like you, I also wondered, but these are all handed down by my master, and if you tear other people's clothes, he will find you to sew clothes when he goes to the underworld; You broke his arm, and your arm will hurt by then. ”