The senior brother is called different, the second junior brother is called no two, so the third junior brother and the fourth junior brother are not three or four?

This is the funniest joke Xiang Yang has ever heard this year, and when he heard the abbot introduce himself, he almost squirted out lunch. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo

The interview at Jiangxin Temple was conducted in the morning, and by noon, all satellite TV stations had already made relevant video reports. The channel that Xiang Yang is watching now is the abbot of Jiangxin Temple who is introducing himself, and Xiang Yang can fully imagine how many compatriots in front of the TV are choking up with laughter like him at the moment.

According to the abbot's words, their master felt that his personality was at ease with the situation and easy to satisfy, so he took the meaning of "not the same" and called him different. But no matter how it sounds, it sounds like an excuse, why is the two Zen masters called Fuji? What is the allusion to this Nima? Obviously, it is very inconvenient for the reporter to ask this question, and the abbot master cannot be asked to tell the reporter that the master is too lazy to come up with a name, so he will press the word "no" and start one, two, three, four. Be a man and leave a line, see each other in the future, or don't deceive people too much!

I don't know if it's the unspoken rule of Chinese temples, every presiding abbot is oily and has a big belly, and of course there can be no exception. He chattered to the camera about how long the history of his monastery was, how the Buddha had been effective, and how he welcomed the benefactors in front of the TV to visit. It wasn't until the reporter couldn't bear to interrupt and ask about the clear space and the game that he turned to talk about the Buddha's grace, and in order to better communicate with international and domestic Buddhist scholars, he specially connected his meditation room to the Internet. Considering that Clearance was still a child and needed some childhood fun, he allowed Clearance to play some games.

After the Fuji Zen Master took the clear space to the temple, Fuji stayed for half a year and then went out again. I came back once during this period, and I only stayed for a month. For the rest of the time, the clearance was all taken care of by the other party, and they also slept in the same meditation room. The previous cumbersome description, and the abbot's fat appearance, the audience, including Xiang Yang, disliked this monk very much. Unexpectedly, a few brief statements now made the abbot cute and respectable.

The reporter asked kindly: "It's hard to let you take care of a child as a big man!" Hearing this, he turned his head and looked at the clear space in the window in the distance where he was urged by his senior brother to practice calligraphy, and smiled kindly: "Why do you say that it is hard?" The Buddha Pudu sentient beings can still smile, and the poor monks take care of their own disciples, which is not a problem. Besides, just looking at this child's innocent smile is extremely happy. ”

"Since the abbot is in the same room with the clear space, and he also knows that he is playing "5H", then he must have seen the game video of the clear space!" The abbot nodded with a smile: "The poor monk is not an ancient person, he also knows the fashion and current affairs, and knows how to keep pace with the times." What the donor said was the part of the clear space that single-killed the elementalized sabertooth tiger last night? The donor doesn't need to be too surprised, what Jingkong has learned is the martial arts taught by the second junior disciple himself. ”

"Ugh! That paragraph was really wonderful, and all the viewers had seen it, but I didn't ask about that paragraph. The reporter thought for a moment and asked, "Didn't Master Fuji only stay in the temple for a few months?" With such a little time to clear the space, you have such a good skill? The abbot replied: "The donor doesn't know anything, Jingkong is talented, and even the second junior brother is very surprised by his martial arts talent." Any martial arts move, the clearance will almost be seen at a glance. "Just look at it?" "The monks don't speak, they really know how to look at it!"

The camera fluttered a little, as if the cameraman was reminding the reporter of something, and the reporter immediately asked: "Abbot, I wonder if you have seen the video of the first night of clearance?" Some of the words in it are very controversial on the Internet! No, Fang Zhangzhang smiled, coughed very embarrassedly, and said to it: "The times are advancing, although the poor monk has the Internet in the meditation room, in fact, he is not even very good at using the mouse, and the poor monk must not have watched the video that the donor said." ”

The reaction of this old bald donkey is obviously to watch that video! The reporter slandered and asked very unhappily: "Abbot, didn't you say that you keep pace with the times?" "Amitabha, the poor monk is vain for a while!" "Master, monks don't speak! You obviously know how to use a computer, but today, after the virtual information revolution, how can there be anyone who can't use a computer! "Don't say anything more, the little monk is ashamed!" Next, no matter how the reporter asked, he pretended to be confused and refused to answer the reporter's question.

Xiang Yang knew about the two videos they said, and he had also watched them on the computer. In the first video of the single killing of the elemental saber-toothed tiger, the clearance only relies on a pair of mechanical armguards, and after dodging the saber-toothed tiger's several advances, he seized the opportunity to climb onto the tiger's back, pressed both sides of the tiger's head with both arms, and suddenly twisted his wrong hand, and killed immediately!

The second video was re-rummaged out because the clearance became famous last night:

At the beginning, the shot cuts to a refreshing and beautiful teenager in a summer school uniform, with glasses and fair skin, a typical model student on campus. In a very discordant move, the first two buttons on the collar of his shirt were pulled off, revealing a small half of his chest, a few strands of blue hair dyed on his head, his sleeves were rolled up, and he was carrying an iron sword, and his face was twisted and stabbed at a player who had fallen to the ground.

Not far away, there was the ox cart where the first hourglass was, and behind the young man stood more than a hundred players led by him. Our first perspective is one of them. He looked up proudly, raised his iron sword and pointed at the remaining hundreds of players on the opposite side, shouting: "Remember to Lao Tzu, anyone who dares to grab an hourglass with Lao Tzu will be the end!" "Isn't a person's youth just a few broken money?" There was a straight-hearted player in the crowd who was upset with him, "Just this 5 yuan game, what do you have to be arrogant about!" ”

Among the 500 people in the clear space, there are indeed people who hire some players to work for them with real money, just like the rich world. There is never a shortage of idlers in the network, and there is never a shortage of rich people. The rich world knows how to use its wealth to recruit the vast majority of players to form a community of interests. And that boy's original intention of hiring other players was to compete for the first hourglass!

The two of them had the same initial idea, but the difference was that Fu Jia Tianxia saw more than just one hourglass in front of him, what he wanted was all five hourglasses and customs clearance qualifications. Depending on the focus, the means of implementation will be different, and the results will certainly be different. The rich armor took the first hourglass without a fight, and the boy raised the butcher knife at all the players. Anyone who tries to compete with him for the hourglass will be killed and quit the game.

Now, the people who opposed him and dared to stand up and confront him, looking around, there were so many dozens, and the young man seemed very happy, and grinned strangely: "Are you sure you want to snatch this hourglass from me?" The first to oppose him was a metal warrior, who, without hesitation, squeezed through the crowd and walked to the front, replying: "Come on, I'm afraid you won't make it, you little!" As he spoke, he turned back and shouted at everyone: "Brothers, this little cub is so arrogant, can you bear it?" If you look up to me, I slaughtered this girl with the tiger! ”

Under his call, people came forward one after another, emboldened each other, and even formed a group of hundreds of people. Seeing this scene, the metal warrior was eager to try it and said excitedly: "Little cub, aren't you very dragged? Kill me! The young man put away his smiling face and said helplessly: "Are the adults stupid?" Who told you that people can trust each other without any stakes? The metal warrior didn't react and asked, "What do you mean?" ”

"What do you mean?" Removing the hand that was covering his eyes and staring straight behind the metal warrior, the boy smiled strangely again, "Stupid, don't you know you're dead?" The alert metal warrior quickly turned to take precautions, but unfortunately it was too late, and a silver metal scimitar burst out of his chest, and it was one of the people who responded to him who came out of him. The small group of 100 or so people was also in chaos at this time, and some of them quietly tied a bundle of white cloth around their left arm and opened fire on the remaining players.

It's messed up, it's completely messed up. Originally, it was just a spontaneous organization, and when there was internal turmoil, the onlookers were afraid of harming themselves and quickly distanced themselves, and the players who were deeply involved didn't know whether the people around them were friends or foes, and they attacked each other nervously. "Cut!" The boy showed a disgusted expression, "Just like when I was in school, humans are really a bunch of useless bedbugs, and the weak will only blindly obey the strong. Among these five hundred, there is not even a decent opponent? ”

Use money to win over players, but not all of your subordinates, just one part of it on the surface, and secretly spread the other part to the public. Suppress the players who resist him with unbridled arrogance, and when the rebels gather and use their men in the shadows, they will deliver a devastating blow before the rebels can be organized and disciplined, causing them to lose trust in each other. Based on this alone, this young man is not inferior to the rich world in terms of intelligence and strategy. The reason why the methods he took were so drastic can only be said to be due to his character.

"Little donor, can you make them stop?" A faint voice suddenly sounded, and our protagonist, Clearspace, suddenly appeared beside the boy. "Huh!" The young man was pleasantly surprised, "It's actually a monk, or a little monk, can a monk play this game?" Hey, little ghost, what's your name? ”

Jingkong said a Buddha salute and replied: "The little monk is empty, and there is a small novice in Jiangxin Temple in Lucheng." Donor, can't monks play this game? I didn't notice! "Interesting, interesting!" The young man clapped his hands and laughed, "I haven't asked you where the famous mountain is or where the cave is, but you have told you all the residences in reality, it is really, stupid and cute!" He smiled and half-squatted down, rudely pressed the little bald head in the clear space and said, "Boy, it's better to mess with me!" Just when I'm amusing the doll, money, whatever you say! ”

Jingkong quietly took a step back, got rid of the hand that the young man was holding on top of his head, and still said politely: "Jingkong is not a doll, donor, can you make them stop killing?" Seeing the dodge in the clear space, the young man was very displeased and said, "In other words, you are rejecting me?" Monk, why should I listen to you? This game is meant to kill, and if you want your four major voids and clear the rules and precepts, you shouldn't come to play this game! As I said, this game isn't for you sanctimonious monks, so let's just be my doll! Finally, give you a chance! ”

"The little monk has not been in the world for a long time, and the Dharma is not refined, but he still understands some truths!" Jingkong raised his head and looked directly at the young man, and said loudly, "The master said that the law of the jungle eats the strong, and this kind of killing between living creatures is inconvenient for the monks to intervene more. In this game, if you are strong, you have the right to hunt the weak, and there is no problem with this clearance. However, you take advantage of the trust between people and make them kill each other by deception! ”

“So？” The young man's face was gloomy, and he smiled strangely again, "Little bald donkey, what do you want to say?" Jingkong pouted and said seriously: "Jingkong is very angry!" "Haha!" The boy shouted to his men behind him, "Did you hear that? This little ghost said that he was very angry, and I was so scared! Turning around, the young man sneered, "What if you're angry, you're here to kill me!" Oh, I'm sorry, but Buddhism is not allowed to kill, hahaha! A group of people chimed in and burst into laughter.

"Donor, I think you're mistaken!" "First, in a sense, killing in the game is just the destruction of virtual data. Of course, if you prescribe killing in vain, it is mentally disrespectful to the Buddha. Second, who told the little benefactor that a monk would never kill anyone? Buddhism still has Vajra Protector, Arhat subduing demons, dealing with evil people who want to kill you, for the sake of the good in this world, we can only surpass them. Remember, the Buddha is also angry! ”

"I was taught by a group of Obasans at school, and I have to be lectured by you little bald donkey here!" The young man suddenly got up, pointed his iron sword at the clear sky, and shouted, "Do you think this is reality? Here, I can have no scruples, boy, believe it or not I'm going to make you die an ugly death! Qingkong nodded: "I believe it!" ”

The corners of his eyes twitched, he couldn't bear it, the young man slashed down with a sword, he never thought that this little monk was agile, a side step immediately dodged, close to the body, and pushed with both palms, knocking the young man's weak body away in an instant.

"Boss!" A group of people panicked and hurriedly surrounded them, and they still had to rely on this arrogant teenager to pay their wages. The young man's game character coughed uncontrollably twice, and it seemed that he was seriously injured, and he said fiercely: "Why are you still stunned? You still don't want to give it to me? Give me that bastard's bald head to the ground, and let me take care of this little bastard with my own hands! ”

A group of men deal with a little monk, no matter how you look at it, it is very disdainful, but the boss has said so, what are you hesitating about, let's just solve it quickly! The battle over there was also coming to an end, and looking at the approaching crowd, he turned around and walked to the corpse filled with colorful light, picked up a long sword, picked it up, and threw it down. Picking up and stopping again, he was satisfied with a dagger in his hand when they surrounded him.

Bend down, hold your head high, and face more than 100 people!

"Up!" I don't know who shouted, and everyone rushed forward in a swarm. Fortunately, it was the first night, and the cooperation between different fighters, the cooperation between fighters of the same kind, and the group use of warriors' abilities were almost all gone. Except for a few people, many metal warriors carried their weapons on the ground with only the initial layer of metal shells, and the gas warriors stayed in the air and waited for an opportunity to get close, and the other warriors were no better.

However, there are more than 100 people. Even if it is consumed, it can exhaust people's physical strength.

The fastest was a gas warrior, who thought he was safe to raid behind the clearance, and shouted: "A touch of fire ......" The last flower word did not come out, and the net head pinched his cheeks without looking back, pulled him in front of him, and fell to the ground with a bang. Dagger, splashed with blood.

In this way, all the people put away their contempt, and they all thought: This little ghost is a practitioner, and it is not easy to deal with! The rest of the first echelon began to slow down, synchronized with each other, and then swarmed up again.

You know? In a person's life, the period when the brain and body are most flexible and reflexive is the teenage period! Go masters improve the fastest when they are teenagers, and the fastest reflexes of e-sports players are teenagers. And the clearance is a teenager!

In terms of attributes, many people are faster than him, stronger in strength than him, and more experienced in attacks than him, but the reaction speed and response speed of the clear space is too fast. Draw the warriors attacking from both sides to a collision, make up for them one by one, dodge the shots of two archers in the distance, dodge the back of a lightly armored metal warrior, and go straight through the back of the neck with a dagger. Fly kicks the falling sword from the metal warrior's hand, piercing another player a few steps away.

In this regard, there are five people in the first echelon, and none of them survive!

After the fierce battle, he gasped slightly, and there was no tendency to run out of stamina. You know, all he has is a short blade! Later players who watched this video concluded that the elemental attribute of the clear space can convert the elemental release into stamina value, and this is the only possibility!

Not all players are rookies, and the biggest problem with clearance comes right away, and that is the lack of strength! With a slightly thicker armor, he was able to force it through with a quick series of stabbing attacks, and he also relied on this method to kill several metal warriors. But when the most meaty tank of the second echelon, a fighter who constantly increases himself with metal, comes to him, he has nothing to do! All the metal warriors followed suit.

The clear space that does nothing in the iron wall is at best a flea that keeps bouncing, and if you make a mistake, you will be ruthlessly taken down and pushed to the ground.

"Bastard bald, aren't you very preachy? The Buddha is also angry? Hehe, then Lao Tzu slaughtered the Buddha! The young man stepped on the head of the fallen head very aggressively, and said, "I really don't know what you insist on, a person, dare to fight with me!" "What the little monk insists on is what you don't have! Justice in a hollow mind, Dharma in a hollow mind, is that people can trust each other, understand each other, and help each other! Both the master and the host said that the clear space is too naïve, and time will change everything. However, Pure Space wants time to prove that I am right! ”

"Help each other, trust each other?" The young man pointed with his hand, "Just these people?" If you're fighting for them, what about them? What will these idiots do for you! ”

A fiery red crossbow arrow flew through the air, and an arrow was nailed to the ground in front of the young man, and a young man in the crowd of onlookers came out, holding a flaming crossbow in his hand, and said with a smile: "I can finally use this weapon!" A man's youth, you ask us what these idiots will do for him, and we'll tell you! The four teammates behind him shouted in unison, "We will fight for him!" ”

"I actually let such a cute little master of the clearance to protect others, how can I keep silent, sister!" A silver-armored female warrior also walked out, taking her squad with her. "Empty! You haven't agreed to join my team yet, Matt, I've always kept it for you! "The foreigner in the last live broadcast carried his big sword and squeezed to the front of the crowd.

Moved by the clearance of fighting alone, no one wants to be coerced into playing, a child can still be like this, how can we retreat! Unconsciously, the young man's hundreds of people were faintly surrounded by these hundreds of people.

"What a touching friendship!" The boy said in a strange voice, "Didn't you want to save him?" Then let you see what I'm capable of, and see if you're faster, or if I'll kill him faster!" He raised his hand, and a cloud of silver liquid floated in his hand, mercury! Grabbing the lump of liquid, he suddenly pressed it towards the clear air's face.

The mercury liquid was scattered all over the ground, and a hideous mask of Buddhist Vajra appeared on the face of the clear void: "Do you think that only you can use the ability?" "Damn!" His face changed drastically, and the young man switched to a long sword and stabbed it with a sword.

"Bang!" The metal warrior holding the clearance was knocked to the ground by a large sword and a warhammer, and the clearance flipped to his feet, and sprang out of the crowd in a few steps. "Can't let him go!" The boy shouted, "Hurry up and catch him for me, life or death!" ”

Where is there still a chance for you, the hundreds of people waiting for the clear space to meet head-on, the big war has finally begun!

This is a war without suspense, and the battles of this game are equally unfamiliar to everyone, and the side with the advantage in numbers is destined to win. At the end of the day, the boy leaps into the air with his Magnetic Combat Boots and shouts like the final boss of every game, "Clear space!" I'll remember you and tell you that it's not going to end with us. I'll be back! ”

Two arrows, the red crossbowman shot through the boy's geomagnetic combat boots, and the boy fell straight down, and he didn't struggle too much. Stretch your long legs in clear space, hold your breath, and shoot your head!

Covered in blood and covered with corpses, the clear space that kicked the enemy's head exploded was independent in the colorful light that gradually rose. At this time, he was wearing a vajra mask, his face was gloomy, bloodthirsty and smiling, not so much King Kong, but more like a blood-colored Shura!

(Three in one, six thousand words, the first time, there should be no more in the future.) As for the reason, I'm too lazy to divide the chapters~)