The cute girl had a board, "It's time." After saying that, the cute girl pulled me to run faster and faster, and I didn't even have a chance to speak.

At first I could keep up, but later, the cute girl pulled me like a handkerchief, as fast as a cheetah running all the time, so that I heard the sound of sparks bursting from friction.

I couldn't see the phenomenon of things next to me clearly, and it was seriously distorted and deformed, until a whip sounded, and the cute girl stood still without warning, and I threw it out due to inertia.

My eyes were confused, I couldn't see everything around me, the dizziness continued, and a chicken name came to my ears.

There is also Niu Fat's ink, "Ma Dong, you can't die, don't you want to take me to get rich?" How can I bring you back, will someone else's plane let you bring the ashes? You won't be arrested as a white flour seller, and how can I tell your parents, I'm not married, I won't let me go to jail, that's it, you can't even leave the bank card password, brother, if you become a ghost, you must find me, don't look for it directly, just give me a dream. ”

With the sound of cow fat chattering, I yawned, opened my eyes, and saw the Buddha statue of the pot-bellied Maitreya Buddha, I was very close to the position of the Buddha's head, obviously, my position should not be low.

I sat up, my height was on the chest of the pot-bellied Maitreya Buddha, I quietly poked my head out, good fellow, three meters high, this Buddha statue is really not short.

The table has been removed, and there are two bald Zen monks standing next to Niu Fat, who is sitting on the mat and chattering, talking about his own words in ink and ink, and wiping his tears from time to time.

"Ma Dong, why did you say you just left, buddy is waiting for me below, I will definitely find you after eighty years, when the time comes, our brothers must drink a bottle of Niu Er, peanuts on the hour, find two girls to dance, you kid is definitely not good at stubble, I listened to the fortune teller, Lao Tzu will play with adults today, it just so happens that I will be with you this year, I will go back to burn a villa for you, burn two girls for you, burn two for you every year, you do a good job below, eighty years later, our brothers live a comfortable life below~~~"

Eighty years later? This grandson wants to live for a hundred years, so he rushes to this body, if he is given a hundred years of life, it is a blasphemy against the broad masses of the people, I already know to ask the cute girl my lifespan.

"Niu Fat, I'm too lonely down there, come and accompany me." I pinched my throat and said to Niu Fat.

The two monks below heard my voice, took a step back, looked cautiously in my direction, and I immediately retracted my head.

Niu Pang sat on the cushion and asked the two monks in a deep voice, "Master, what's going on?" It can't be a corpse, right? ”

The two monks were Vietnamese, how could they answer him, the two monks glanced at each other, and turned around and walked out of the main hall with a sense of heart, leaving Niu Fat, who was sitting cross-legged.

"You two come back and help me, my leg is numb." Niu Pang shouted to the two monks who had escaped, and the two monks who would pay attention to Niu Pang left the hall and ran non-stop.

"Niu Fat, it's too dark down there, I discussed it with Hades, you are too evil in your life, allow me to come up and pick you up, and I also have a companion with you below." I continued to scare the cow fat.

Niu Fat crawled to the door of the hall with his hands and feet, but the distance was too far, and he was so fat, just climbed a step, and he didn't want to be tired.

"Ma Dong, I didn't do anything bad, you can't be such a fool, didn't I go to the toilet to peek at girls when I was a child when I was in kindergarten? I also wet the bed when I was in the fourth grade, and I wrote a love letter when I was in the third year of junior high school, and the teacher didn't dare to admit it, and the rest is nothing. After speaking, his voice changed, "After graduation, when you lived in my house, I took your stinky socks and hung them on the bedside, waiting for Christmas to give gifts, and when I got up in the morning, I threw your stinky socks out of the dormitory window." ”

I went, I still remember the events of that day, not long after my stinky socks were thrown out by Niu Fat, someone found me below, I was still sleeping, I was woken up by a knock on the door, Niu Pang in order to shirk responsibility, I said that I was sleepwalking, and in the end I didn't know what was going on, so I believed it, and the person who found it was two hundred yuan.

If I hadn't asked, he would have to hide it from me for the rest of my life, and I still suspect that I have sleepwalking, and I haven't had a seizure in the last few months.

"Niu Fat, what else have you done to be sorry for me." My words are long, and they are eerie and terrifying.

Niu Pang was completely panicked, as if I had asked something important, and hesitated: "Ma Dong, you better not ask about this matter, you have to hate me to death if you ask." ”

It can be seen that Niu Fat is now more annoyed than afraid. I couldn't bear to scare him anymore, "Niu Fat, as long as you say it, I won't take you away." ”

Niu Pang lowered his head, looked flustered, and didn't know how to speak, "Ma Dong, in fact, we entered the hospital after I discussed it with the boss." ”

"I'll go, Niu Fat, you really want money and don't want to die, do you know that Lao Tzu almost died?" I stood up from the high platform.

Niu Pang looked remorseful, and didn't dare to look up at me, "Ma Dong, in fact, if you don't go to the hospital, you will also die" At this time, the conversation changed, "No, I almost died, then you?" Niu Fat jerked his head up and looked at me.

"Niu Fat, keep talking." I asked Xiang Niu Fat.

Niu Fat touched his head, "You~ Are you alive or dead?" Niu Fat asked me.

I moved my head and looked at Niu Fat, "I don't believe you came over and touched it." Let's see if I'm going to gasp? ”

"Isn't it~ dead for five hours to come back to life? You're really ~ bull fork. Niu Fat gave me a thumbs up.

I looked at the traces of tears on Niu Fat's face, and I was really scared. "Hurry up and tell me what's going on, I just don't go to the hospital, what do I have to do with the dead."

Niu Pang let out a sigh, "Dude, I have looked for a fortune teller, I will definitely meet a noble person this year, it is you, and it is destined to be a raw meal." Ma Dong, do you know what raw rice is? Raw rice is yin and yang rice, and to put it bluntly, it is dead man's rice. Niu Pang explained.

I went down from the high platform. "What master, there is this, the fortune teller in the southern suburbs?" The fortune tellers in the southern suburbs, we have all seen them, except for the fact that they will raise the rags several times, I have not seen any ability.

"Is that group of goods in the southern suburbs telling things, the master I said is really a master, this master is a fortune teller, and the person he doesn't look down on will never give you fortune telling, hehe, Niu Ye has found a big relationship to calculate such a hexagram, boy, you just dispel this idea, this has nothing to do with you, and you can't tell fortunes." Niu Fat sat on the ground with a proud face. ~

I felt a smell of pee~ I asked, "What's the matter, are you peeing your pants?" ”

"Blow?" Niu Pang reached out and touched his crotch, "It's not me." ”

"What did it smell like back then?" I looked around, and the hall was clean.

Niu Pang sat on the ground and pointed to my crotch, "Ma Dong, it seems that you are inextricably linked." ”

I looked down at my wet pants, and I really didn't feel anything at all. "I don't have that problem."

"It's normal for people to have incontinence after death." Niu Fat reminded me.

As he was talking, a group of people outside the main hall approached with guys, such as flat poles, benches, farm tools, and buckets.

"Ma Dong, are you a human or a ghost?" Behind the men, a man's voice came in.

Ma Dong stretched out a hand, "Give me a hand." ”

I helped Niu Pang up, and Niu Pang pulled his throat, "A little male brother, alive, panting, hot." ”

"Yes, I'm alive." I also hastened to echo it.

A man emerged from among the many monks, holding a hanger in his hand and pointing to the sky above. "You come out, the deceased are afraid of the sun, you come out."

Niu Fat and I glanced at each other, walked towards the outside of the main hall, after the sun shone on me, these monks put down the things in their hands, and a man also completely showed his head, walked up to me, and shivered and stretched out his hand to touch the tip of my nose. "Ma Dong, don't think about it, I'm just trying to see if you're breathing."

Since he blackmailed me 500 VND, the more unpleasant I have become, if he asks me directly for money to be a translator, I can accept it, but I don't feel comfortable at all if he threatens me.

As a man slashed from the tip of my nose to my nostrils, I smelled a banana, "Are you breathing?" ”

A man nodded, "Yes." ”

Hearing his words, I raised my hands and put them directly on a man's shoulders, wanting to hug him. A man was so frightened that he stepped back. I can't understand the nonsense and screaming. I saw that the other monks had also picked up things in their hands, and I let go of a man. A man ran away like a grandson.

Niu Fat hurriedly came up to interrupt, and a man didn't care about it because he was still thinking about my 500 VND, and explained to these monks.

At this time, my stomach was growling, and a man was also very discerning and invited me to dinner.

I never saw a monk Yifan, but I learned afterwards that the master had been practicing for too long last night and was resting, and the master himself did not come out, and no one dared to call him.

There are quite a lot of rules in this place, I even imagined that I had become a zombie and bitten all the monks here, and when the senior monk came out, he saw a river of blood flowing all over the ground, what would he think? My mind is messy and evil.

After eating, Niu Pang fell asleep directly on the dining table, and Niu Pang, who had not snored all the time, actually snored.

I've been asleep for a long time, and now I'm not sleepy at all, but this time I can walk in the backyard generously, and I found the place where I was bitten before, and there was nothing but a pit, which was weed.

Wandering around, I have been wandering in the yard, looking at the darkest side of the house, where is the forbidden area, except for the monks, no one can enter, and the people inside do not dare to come out, every time the food is delivered, the rice is put outside the door, and the side door inside stretches out a hand to take the food at the door in, and after eating, the empty bowl will be put out again. Judging by the outstretched hand, it was a small child, a bit like a child of God at a wedding.

Secondly, this courtyard is very strange, basically no one walks around, the monks are busy in the front yard, and the back yard seems very quiet, perhaps because the high monks are resting in the backyard, so they dare not move at will.

And the most important point, I saw a girl taking a bath, I have been hanging around for so long, this girl has never been seen until now, for no reason a little girl can't come to the temple to bathe because there is no water at home, this obviously doesn't make sense.

One day spent in my wandering, because of the reason for my resurrection, the monk did not let us go, and I could only leave after letting the monk come to see that I had no problem, and it happened to give me a reason to stay, and I always felt sorry for the uncle if I didn't investigate it clearly.