283 The mysterious Aunt Wang
Mo Fan didn't expect that during the period of his cultivation, an accident happened to Sun Wukong......
Sun Wukong's position of Bi-Ma-Plague is actually quite easy, and most of the things are done by his subordinates, so he lives a very idle life every day.
In order to pass the time, Sun Wukong made a large group of friends, such as the Eight Immortals, Lei Jinzi, Barefoot Immortals, etc., every day, he had to drink with this group of people.
On this day, when Sun Wukong was walking on the garden road of the heavenly court, he found that there were two people in front of him who behaved strangely, and he was very curious, and he took a closer look, and found that it was two women, a middle-aged woman, with a fat waist and a wide body, wearing a cloth robe, and a toothpick in her mouth, and a young woman, who looked like a low-level fairy.
But I heard the two talking, saying,
“…… Mother, don't, it's not good for you to be seen like this. ”
"What are you afraid of, huh!"
"But it's really dangerous!"
"If you want to win people, you have to win yourself. Don't be noisy, let me familiarize myself with the exercises first. ”
As she spoke, the middle-aged woman's body began to move with the words.
"Step out with your right foot, then stretch out your right hand, palm to the ground, then your left hand, stretch your hands up at the same time, stretch your left foot, then your right foot, jump up with both feet at the same time, and finally withdraw your hands. This is, a perfect set of side, body, flip. ”
"Ah~" The middle-aged woman rushed forward quickly, and when she rushed more than ten meters, she had accumulated enough strength, a somersault, and her body rotated half a half and a half in the air, and after half a circle, a failed sideways flip was completed.
"Ouch!" The middle-aged woman sat on the ground, pounding her waist at the same time.
"Hahaha, are you playing a side dog flip?" Sun Wukong couldn't hold back anymore and laughed directly.
The middle-aged woman glared at Sun Wukong and corrected: "It's a sideways roll, not a sideways dog roll!" ”
"You ran such a long way and turned over a side dog flip, and you were embarrassed to say that it was a sideways flip?" Sun Wukong couldn't stop laughing.
"Hey, why are you laughing at me?"
"I don't dare to say anything else, but when it comes to somersaults......"
Sun Wukong immediately demonstrated to her, and turned out more than a dozen heels in a row, all of which circled the body at 360 degrees, which was extremely standard.
"So, am I qualified to laugh at you?"
"Wow, you can laugh at me, you can be my master."
When the middle-aged woman saw this, she was extremely envious!
"Shi~Fu~" The middle-aged woman moved her fat body and rushed towards Sun Wukong.
Sun Wukong stretched out a hand, shook his index finger and said, "I won't accept such a 'fat' apprentice." ”
"Heh, you dare to say I'm fat?"
"You're already fat!"
"You even say I'm fat?" The middle-aged woman's eyes widened.
"You're fat, fat woman."
"Ahh You actually call me a fat woman? Where do I get fat? ”
Sun Wukong said truthfully: "You have a fat neck, a thick waist, and a big fart!" Hahahahaha. ”
"You actually say that I have a fat neck and a thick waist, and a big fart." The middle-aged woman made a bitter face and said to herself on the side of the aisle, "Even this monkey said that I was fat, it seems that I am really fat, what should I do......"
"Master, master, you teach me whether somersaults are good, somersaults are the best way to exercise." The middle-aged woman suddenly jumped in front of Sun Wukong again.
"Cut, you're teasing me!" Sun Wukong thought she was joking, so he said as he walked: "This is Heavenly Court, everyone knows magic, you only need to use a spell to beep, and you have 108,000 heels." ”
"I also know that with a spell beep, you can turn your heels, but only with your hands and feet and using the ground to turn your heels can you achieve the effect of weight loss!" The middle-aged woman followed Sun Wukong and said.
"You want to learn, don't you? Listen to the Voice, Lord Bi-Ma-Plague. ”
"Lord Bi-Ma-Plague."
"Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave Monkey King Bi-Horse-Plague Lord." Mo Fan continued.
"Yes, Huaguo...... Cave Monkey King Bi-Horse-Plague Adult. Oops, it's too long to remember! The middle-aged woman showed a bitter gourd face.
"Hahaha, okay, I'll teach you!" Sun Wukong was very happy and agreed to teach her how to do somersaults.
Next, Sun Wukong taught her to twist her hips and stomach, stretch her muscles and press her bones, and do warm-up movements before the somersault. Although these exercise methods are easy for Sun Wukong, they are extremely uncomfortable for this middle-aged woman.
Even so, this middle-aged woman persevered, because she got along with Sun Wukong, she found that Sun Wukong was still childlike, just like a child, and felt very kind. Sun Wukong asked her who she was, but she only vaguely said that she raised flowers and weeds, and asked Sun Wukong to call her Aunt Wang.
In the days that followed, Aunt Wang would often find Sun Wukong to exercise, and the relationship between the two became closer and closer, and Aunt Wang would help Sun Wukong tidy up the room whenever she had time, she was like a son to Sun Wukong, and Sun Wukong also seemed to feel the long-lost maternal love......
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On this day, Sun Wukong, who had been dragged by the Eight Immortals to drink, stumbled back to the mansion and lay comfortably on a chair.
"Eh, Xiaobi, don't stand there like a log, come and give me a beating on the back."
"Roger, big brother!" Xiao Bi immediately ran over, "Big brother, you don't know, it's very hard to massage you, your muscles are as hard as stones." ”
"Of course, I jumped out of the rock!"
"Oh, there are many kinds of stones, there are marble, there are diamonds, there are south stones, there are sand stones, there are gallstones, there are kidney stones." Xiao Bi gushed endlessly, "Big brother, which kind of person are you?" ”
"Can you stop talking so much nonsense."
"By the way, big brother, the annual Queen Mother Cup horse racing competition in Heavenly Court is about to start, do you know?" Xiao Bi said suddenly.
"Horse races? What? Sun Wukong was confused.
"Oh, you just came to Heavenly Court, and it's normal not to know." Xiao Bi began to explain to Sun Wukong, "The horse racing competition is held every year, if you win the championship, you will be received and awarded by the Queen Mother, this is a supreme honor!" Anyone who wants to take it to the top will give it a try. ”
"I'm a master of Bi-Ma-Plague, specializing in managing horses, how can I not participate in this kind of competition." Sun Wukong became interested in this matter, "It's a pity that the junior brother can't participate in the retreat." ”
"Let's go, take me to choose a good war horse, I must win the first place!"
When he came to the stable, what appeared in front of Mo Fan's eyes was an empty manger, and the entire stables looked extremely empty.
Sun Wukong's eyes widened at the two monkeys: "What's the matter, what's the situation?" What about horses? ”
"Eh, this...... Big brother, I forgot to tell you that in the past few days, the immortals who have exclusive horses have come to take the horses away, and some other immortals have also come to borrow horses one after another, so our stables have basically become an empty shell. Xiao Bi said helplessly.
"Why is this happening? Why didn't you tell me about it sooner? ”
Xiao Bi said aggrievedly: "Big brother, it's not that I don't want to tell you earlier, it's that I don't have a chance, I haven't seen you in the past few days, and I don't have time to say it!" ”
"Hmm......" Sun Wukong picked his head, it seemed that this was indeed the case, in the past two days, he first went to exercise and talk with Aunt Wang, and was dragged by the giant spirit god to drink, and after sleeping all night, he was pulled away by the eight immortals, and he didn't come back until just now.
"It would be a pity if I couldn't participate in such an interesting event." Sun Wukong pulled his monkey hair and frowned.