Chapter 8: The Woman at Lunch in the Garden Turns Her Face
Ji Xiaoyu and Lu Ping's eyes darkened, and they had no choice but to continue eating, feeling that the atmosphere was a little embarrassing, Lu Ping cleared his throat and smiled: "Hehe, today's battle is really difficult, in order to win, my face is open, alas." ”
"It's not," Ji Xiaoyu agreed, "But our recording is really professional, as soon as it is played, the enemy will directly fall a large piece, haha." ”
"It's a pity that it's a little disgusting, I said, can I change it next time, put such a disgusting sound in the cafeteria, I'm really worried that I will be held accountable by the student union, and it will be a big loss to be punished for washing the toilet for a few weeks."
"I'm afraid of a bird, besides, there are people who pick up pants, and if you want to catch them, catch them first." Ji Xiaoyu suddenly thought that he had been stripped of his pants several times, and he had also been attacked on his chest, and he suddenly became angry, "This group of bastards, even if you pick up my pants, you even hit your chest, it's really blind to his eyes, I can't tell the difference from such a big man!" ”
"I don't think so." Lu Ping put another large piece of meat in his mouth, and smiled extremely obscenely, "Maybe you have encountered a heavy taste, both men and women eat it, haha." ”
Ji Xiaoyu glanced at the black line, and was about to refute but saw Xiao Mengjie's tyrannical eyes swept over, and then she raised her right hand, used her palm as a knife, and slashed towards the small stone table.
"Wait!" "Bang!"
Xiao Mengjie glanced at the two of them coldly and said, "If you talk about such a disgusting thing, this table will be your end!" ”
The two of them held their breath, feeling that their bones were a little painful, Lu Ping hurriedly lowered his head to eat, and muttered in his mouth: "Mom said that you don't talk when you eat." ”
Ji Xiaoyu's face became bitter, and he said helplessly: "Don't take the table to get angry when you're angry, no matter how valuable it is, it's also money, and now you're going to lose money again." ”
Xiao Mengjie snorted coldly, took out 50 star coins from her bag and threw them in front of Ji Xiaoyu, Ji Xiaoyu grabbed the money and stuffed it into her bag without hesitation, and said with a smile: "Thank you uncle for the reward." ”
Xiao Mengjie smiled at the corner of her mouth, and then put it away again, drinking grapefruit juice in a daze.
"The beauty seems to be in a bad mood today, do you need to comfort the master?" Ji Xiaoyu said with a smile, "Of course, the cost is ...... separately."
Before Xiao Mengjie could speak, Lu Ping couldn't help it: "Forget it, every time she goes to the back garden of this academy for lunch, she will be in a bad mood, and if it's not good, forget it, she always makes fun of me......
"It's not 'me', it's 'us.'" Ji Xiaoyu added.
Xiao Mengjie stood up with a cloudy face.
Ji Xiaoyu was startled and said, "Come again." Then he took three steps back, and at this time, Lu Ping also subconsciously took five steps back, looking at Xiao Mengjie with a shocked expression.
"Am I that scary?" Xiao Mengjie frowned coldly and glared at the two people in front of her.
"Damn, you turn your face faster than a book, and you're fine in the classroom, why did the whole person change in the back garden as soon as you arrived." Ji Xiaoyu stared at Xiao Mengjie as if he was facing a great enemy.
"Where have I changed, you can tell me."
"Where else has changed...... Ji Xiaoyu pouted and looked at Lu Ping, the two of them really sympathized with each other at the moment, couldn't help nodding their heads, and then turned their heads back at Xiao Mengjie at the same time, "The physiology teacher said that women will be abnormal for one or two days every month, and you are abnormal every day!" ”
"I think menopause is early!" Lu Ping added, and took a few steps back after speaking.
Xiao Mengjie exploded in anger, jumped up directly, jumped towards Lu Pingfei, and shouted in his mouth: "Lu Ping, I will definitely incense you today next year!" ”
Lu Ping's eyes straightened, and suddenly he felt a strong fishy wind blowing on his face, astringent and painful, seeing Xiao Mengjie volleying into the air, cold sweat flowed down his back, and he swallowed deeply and shouted: "Why me again!" Why not him! Then he ran towards the flower path next to him, the speed was so fast that if the academy teacher saw it, he would definitely add a key training badge to him.
Xiao Mengjie turned her head and glared at Ji Xiaoyu, only to see that Ji Xiaoyu did not hesitate, silently ran to the small stone table and squatted down, her body trembled, and she whispered: "This stone table can be repaired, these are all money, 50 star coins can buy 50 steamed buns, and they can be eaten for several weeks." ”
Hearing Ji Xiaoyu's chatter, Xiao Mengjie suddenly felt distressed, the past was like rain, washing her soul one by one, countless memories filled her heart, she had an urge to hold Ji Xiaoyu, and was about to move forward but heard Lu Ping's voice in the distance: "The menopausal female devil is here, everyone run!" ”
At this time, Xiao Mengjie was really angry, the lady image she had always maintained disappeared in an instant, and a cold aura emanated from her body, and she fluttered in the direction of Lu Ping with her teeth and claws......
Looking at the direction in which Xiao Mengjie disappeared, Ji Xiaoyu exhaled deeply, stroked his hair that was a little messy, and said lightly: "Ouch, it's so dangerous, this trick is reasonable, and the effect of moving with emotion is really good." Then he looked at the table that had been split in half, and laughed cheaply: "With the moral binding, it has been tried and tested." ”
Then he picked up the half-cut stone table that was broken on the ground, took out a small bottle of five thousand and two glue from his bag, and said with a smile: "This is an all-purpose glue that has been inherited for countless years, and it must be no problem to stick a small stone table." ”
Ji Xiaoyu did it in three strokes and divided five by two, then stood up and stretched, put away all the leftover food and threw it into the trash can next to him.
Although there will be robots to clean, Ji Xiaoyu is a civilized person, and these basic living habits are still well maintained, of course, when a person is at home, it is a different matter, whether it is a pig kennel or a dog kennel, no one knows anyway.
After that, Ji Xiaoyu sat down and waited, under normal circumstances, Xiao Mengjie and Lu Ping should come back after going crazy, but they didn't expect to wait for twenty minutes and didn't see them come back, so in desperation, Ji Xiaoyu stood up and walked in the direction they ran out before.
Maybe you can meet them halfway, Ji Xiaoyu thought about it and walked on the path in the back garden of the academy step by step.
The whole garden is very large and dense, and countless flowers and trees divide this garden into pieces, and it is like a labyrinth when you enter the depths, and many people who enter for the first time will get lost.
The college built the garden so complicated, in fact, there is one purpose: students like to go to the back mountain grove because the place is very well hidden, so as a substitute for the grove, the natural concealment of the garden should be retained, or even improved.
Ji Xiaoyu walked on the deep path of the garden one by one, looking at the scenery next to him from time to time......
The garden path is lined with a stream and many places are shaded by dense vegetation, making it the perfect place for things that don't see the light. Smelling the fragrance of flowers and the crisp birdsong, Ji Xiaoyu walked casually.
I don't know how far I went, it seems that I am lost, Ji Xiaoyu is not worried, as long as I find a direction and keep going, I will definitely be able to go out, this is recognized as the most practical method.
Bypassing a small bush, Ji Xiaoyu turned his head sideways and saw a male classmate teaching a female classmate a difficult physiology course, at this moment the male classmate was demonstrating on the girl, busy and happy, Ji Xiaoyu's eyes gave out a glimmer of light.