Chapter 12: Apprenticeship in a Dream
Since this is Li Baoer's dream, then she must be the protagonist template!
Find a restaurant or tavern with a lot of right and wrong and ask the person who has been in the limelight recently, it must be Li Baoer!
The world in the dream is somewhat illogical; When you look up at the sky, you will see ten suns as big as huge wheels hanging, but there is no feeling of heat. Another example is that the streets are sparsely populated, but there are too many people in some shops.
Zhao Xiaofan took Chen Yating and Xiaoliang around the street, found a popular restaurant and sat down, and listened to what the people here said.
"Hey, did you hear that?" A thin monkey-looking swordsman pretended to be mysterious and said in the seat next to Zhang Xiaofan: "Her Majesty the Queen is going to recruit relatives!" ”
"Isn't it? No way? How can it be! The pock-faced mage sitting on the other side of him said, "Her Majesty is as beautiful as a fairy and has a long lifespan, how can she be in a hurry at this time? ”
A strong man opposite the thin monkey followed and said, "That's it! Her Majesty must be three or four hundred years old! Except for Her Majesty, the oldest in our world is only over a hundred years old, and he is gray-haired, I don't believe that Her Majesty can look down on us ordinary people. ”
The thin monkey smiled and said, "Don't say it, there are really a few ordinary people who are handsome and strong!" ”
The strong man blurted out: "Who? ”
"Juggernaut, Dougle. Plum. Dogs! Magister, Merlin. Ever. Daniel! These two alone are powerful enough! As if the skinny monkey was a relative of the two, he said triumphantly.
"Poof" Zhang Xiaofan just took a sip of the tea poured by the store, and when he heard this strange name, he directly squirted out the tea, he turned his head to Xiao Liang and said: "Did you hear it, hahahaha, this world is very interesting, you see that the name is cultured enough!" Hahahaha! ”
Xiao Liang turned his head and pretended to be serious, "Your name here is Shenjing Bing. Shabi. Van is also preceded by a series of family names. ”
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The thin monkey spoke again: "But the palace is tens of thousands of miles away from our town, even if we can be favored by Her Majesty, it will be difficult for us to reach the palace in our lifetime, right?"
As soon as these words came out, many people were silent, but not long after, as soon as other topics came out, the atmosphere of the restaurant was lively again.
After listening to it for a long time, Zhang Xiaofan and Xiaoliang had a clue, sitting here for so long, all these people are discussing is Her Majesty the Queen, and 90% of her is Li Baoer!
But there is a problem, after finding her, how to take her out?
"I know!" Chen Yating said: "It is usually people who have regrets who dream, we just need to help her realize it in our dreams!" ”
That's true, but what are her regrets? Now that she is the Queen of her dreams, what do she want, and if she has any regrets, wouldn't she have made it up for it a long time ago? Zhang Xiaofan can't think of any regrets if he wants to break his head.
"Her mother!" A woman dressed as a black-clad masked knight came up and said with a little charm: "Nightmares don't let dreamers complete dreams so quickly, so they can't make dreams complete, so Nightmares will definitely hide her mother in her dreams." ”
"You are?"
"I am the soul of Li Bao'er's three souls and seven spirits, just call me Wu Min." She said lightly: "I am in charge of the lifespan of this body, and now at a critical juncture, there are three souls and seven spirits, and I am the only one who has escaped the control of the nightmare and has not been blocked from memory." ”
Everything in heaven and earth has a soul, plants have only one soul, animals have one soul and one soul, and humans have three souls: soul, soul and soul (generally we refer to the three souls and seven spirits as the soul).
The soul, the awakened soul, and the living soul respectively dominate three aspects: consciousness, good and evil, shame, and longevity.
If a person's soul is destroyed after death, the soul and the soul become one, and the soul remains in the world to receive incense, and after doing a thousand good deeds, the soul and the soul are separated, and the soul continues to receive incense, and the soul enters the cycle of reincarnation in the six realms of cause and effect.
However, if there is a cultivated ghost, the soul will gradually grow and make the soul perfect.
And the seven spirits of the three souls and seven spirits, there are corpse dogs, Fu Ya, Sparrow Yin, Swallowing Thieves, non-poisonous, defilthy, and stinky lungs, which are in charge of happiness, anger, sorrow, fear, love, evil, and desire in emotions, that is, these seven spirits can transform the entire dream.
"Wu Min is nameless, good name!" Xiao Liang opened his mouth and asked, "Do you know where Li Bao'er's mother in her dream is hidden?" ”
"It's in the palace. But I'm imprisoned under a well guarded by a dragon that is a tenth of the Nightmare's doppelganger, and I can't win. Wu Min's eyes were gloomy, she was a part of Li Bao'er, even if it was a dream, the mother in the dream was also her mother.
Zhang Xiaofan asked, "Since you tried to go to the palace to save it, why are you here?" It's thousands of miles away from the palace. ”
Wu Min smiled and put her saber on the table: "This is a dream realm, with a lot of magical things, I not only apprenticed here, let myself have the power that conforms to the rules of the dream realm, but also got a flying sword." I sensed that you had broken into this dream, so I found you after a day's journey from the palace to this place using swordsmanship. ”
"Oh! It's not like playing a game, is it! Zhang Xiaofan patted his knee and said, "Is there a resurrection prop or anything like that?" ”
Wu Min shook his head: "If you die in a dream, you are really dead." This is not a normal dream, but a world controlled by nightmares. ”
In the past, she disdained to enter the dream world to play, but this time she had to come in to save her life, but it became so dangerous, she knew that she had come in more often, figured out the rules of her dreams, and would not look for help from others.
"It seems that all three of us have to level up before we can fight the boss." Xiao Liang smiled bitterly.
"I can sense and find the strongest people here, and I also know their preferences and so on, you can try to apprentice, the dream is very simple, you just need to be a little bit of skin, you can succeed." Wu Min handed a map to Zhang Xiaofan and said, "In a month, I will go to you!" ”
Chen Yating asked curiously, "Where are you going?" ”
Wu Min stood up, put away the sword, and said without looking back: "Go find the artifact!" ”
Any dream has an artifact, it could be a cucumber or a cockroach. As long as you have it, you can wake people up from your dreams in an instant, and it can be regarded as a kind of prop that breaks through ingenuity.
It's just that artifacts are often very secretive, after all, the owner of the dream subconsciously doesn't want to see it.
Wu Min is also taboo about 'artifacts', but now, only he can find them.
If you want to say that the person who knows Her Majesty the best is Wu Min, because after all, they are one.
After she left, Zhang Xiaofan looked down at the map with a bitter face: "Your sister! These hermits live farther away than the palace, so why don't you lend us the flying sword!! ”
"Stinky beggar old man! Look for death! "The thin monkey was trampled on the foot by an old man dressed as a beggar, and as a great swordsman, he felt that his dignity had been trampled on, and he drew his big sword and was about to cut off his head.
In this dream, the thin monkey was a child of a poor family, in order to survive, his parents groveled all their lives, when he was young, he even saw his mother flirting with a few sons, but his father could only stand aside and laugh.
The thin monkey swears that he must be a superior man in this life and will not allow anyone to trample on his dignity!
In an instant, Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly used the peachwood sword to block with a sliding step, saving the old man's life.
"It's eventful, it's just a dream, okay!" Xiao Liang held his forehead: "In this dream, we are all ordinary people, that thin monkey knows at a glance that it has been practiced, and when it is over, he will definitely die in a dream!" ”
"This is not the deep well ice of the deep well ice family. Shabi. Fan? The thin monkey picked up the big sword and gritted his teeth: "A waste who has never cultivated dares to meddle in Uncle Ben's affairs?" ”
"I only know that this uncle is an unintentional mistake, but you want to put people to death, if I don't interfere, I'm afraid he will die!" Zhang Xiaofan held the sword against each other, and the peachwood sword shook slightly, venting a belligerent atmosphere.
The thin monkey chuckled, with some contempt: "Look, your hands are shaking, if you're afraid, you can dodge aside, and when I kill this stinky beggar, it's your turn next!" ”
"Don't think!"
Zhang Xiaofan still wanted to choke a few words, but the thin monkey was a great swordsman, so he wouldn't give him time to prepare! The big sword came in an instant, slashing horizontally, carrying the sound of breaking wind and 'fighting spirit', just one trace of the beggar could cut Zhang Xiaofan and the old beggar into two ends.
The corner of the beggar's mouth hooked up with a smile, pushed Zhang Xiaofan's hand holding the sword, and shouted, "Don't fight!" Don't hit! ”
Before Zhang Xiaofan could react, his peachwood sword blocked the big sword of the thin monkey, and in doubt, the thin monkey performed the swordsmanship handed down from the master again, one move and one style are full of beauty, and the moves are full of killing intent and hit the key point!
The beggar old man seemed to be very frightened and hid behind Zhang Xiaofan in a hurry, in fact, he kept hitting Zhang Xiaofan's joints, making Zhang Xiaofan make a move to deal with the thin monkey, although it seemed that the move was in a hurry, but there were a few moves, Zhang Xiaofan even made the thin monkey suffer some skin trauma.
Zhang Xiaofan thought that he had suddenly opened his second vein, and said excitedly: "Yating, Xiaoliang, look at Geduo!" ”
The thin monkey was angry and shouted, "Pock! Come and help! ”
The pock-faced mage smiled: "A hairy boy can't deal with it, did you get your qualification as a great swordsman by stuffing money?" ”
As he spoke, the pock-faced mage released several icicle spells to sweep the formation, and the icicles rose from the ground, trying to penetrate the soles of Zhang Xiaofan and the beggar old man's feet, and the thin monkey approached everywhere, and the two cooperated seamlessly.
Mazi face mage and thin monkey are small, for the experience of thin monkey, Mazi is also very sympathetic, every time there is a fight, Mazi will help, when each other grows up, the two professions are complementary, many years of tacit understanding, so that the two of them are always invincible when they go out together.
The beggar old man was not a vegetarian, he kicked Zhang Xiaofan's heels and took mysterious steps, and the two of them were like dancing tango with their backs to their backs.
Seeing that Chen Yating and Xiaoliang's scalps were numb and nauseous, but at the same time, they also saw that this beggar old man was not simple!
The layman looks at the bustle, and the insider looks at the doorway.
When the thin monkey was playing alone, he was busy making moves and couldn't see anything; Now that he is on the same page with Mazi, the pressure is much less, and he is not stupid, and at this time he also knows that the beggar old man is pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! The thin monkey gestured, and Mazi quickly withdrew from the battle circle.
The thin monkey dropped a sentence and ran away with Mazi in the blink of an eye: "Old man! Count you amazing, the mountains and rivers meet, so I won't worry about you today! ”
Xiao Liang's jaw was about to fall: "I really didn't expect that there were masters in my dream, it's really breathtaking!" ”
The old beggar wiped his dirty face and said, "Hahaha, little brother, if you hadn't used this wooden sword to block the front for me, the old beggar, I would have died in Huangquan!" ”
Zhang Xiaofan dared to admit it, and immediately said: "Don't dare, don't dare, it's the seniors who are skilled, and the juniors haven't done anything." ”
The old beggar took off the shabby clothes that he had put on the outside, and removed the human skin mask, revealing a handsome appearance, and the breath of the beggar and the old man faded: "Well, be modest enough!" I like it! I'm Sword Saint Dowgel. Plum. Dogs! I see that your bones are amazing, why don't you be my apprentice? ”
Such good luck!!
"Please bow down to the apprentices!" I didn't expect him to be a sword saint, and he was actually sent to the door! Zhang Xiaofan was also not polite, and said goodbye. After all, this is a dream, Zhang Xiaofan wants to rescue Li Baoer with the help of dream rules, he can't care about reality and a real master Zhang Tielin, right?
"Hahaha! Good! Good! Good! "Sword Saint Dougle. Plum. The dog patted Zhang Xiaofan on the shoulder and said, "I'm Dougle. Plum. The dog is also a person with apprentices! Look at that Merlin. Ever. Do you dare to laugh at me about this! ”
Magister Merlin. Ever. Big cow peach plum all over the world, and Geer. Plum. When the dog chatted, he blew about this matter every day, not that the Sword Saint didn't want to accept apprentices, but there were too few qualified people, resulting in many of his stunts never being passed on.
"Master, can you accept my wife and son as disciples at the same time?" Zhang Xiaofan said cautiously.
"Bastard!! How can there be a family of three with the same master!? "Dougle. Plum. The dog was very angry, but when his eyes swept over Chen Yating and Xiao Liang, he coughed twice in embarrassment: "Okay, since you are my first disciple, let's fulfill your wish!" ”
He secretly swallowed his saliva, and thought in his heart: I have made a lot of money!! A family of three is all top martial arts qualifications, give me half a year, no, half a month! Half a month to teach them, any one can sweep Merlin. Ever. More than ten or twenty apprentices of Da Niu!
The two masters and apprentices had their own thoughts, but they smiled in harmony