Chapter 6 The Special Functions of Axing

The sixth aunt who was standing on the side stared at the crazy Uncle Da tightly, with a surprised and happy expression on her face, stretched out her tongue and licked it on her lips, and whispered excitedly: "It's finally my turn this time!" Suddenly, she walked quickly towards Uncle Da. When he walked in front of Uncle Da, he suddenly reached out and pulled open the collar and shouted, "Ah! ”

At this moment, Uncle Da looked at the sixth aunt in a daze as if he had recovered his mind, and said, "What are you doing, what are you doing with a chopping board?" ”

The sixth aunt was dumbfounded, looked at Uncle Da with a dull expression, and it took a long time to react, quickly closed the collar, looked at the people who were looking at her in surprise and embarrassment, and then lowered her head and walked out of the house and whispered: "I'm sorry, I'm impulsive...... I'm sorry, I'm impulsive......"

Lao Nuping pointed at the sixth aunt very unscrupulously, and laughed loudly: "Hahahaha, neurotic!" ”

Wang Bo also quickly twisted his head away and held back a smile.

Subsequently, Uncle Da, Ah Xing and others explained to the policemen that this was a misunderstanding, and after figuring out the truth of the matter, the policemen warned a few people, and then left in the apology of Brother Sheng, Lao Nuping and Liugu.

As soon as the policemen left, Ah Xing sneered at Uncle Da and said, "Hehe, three...... Uncle, this is Brother Wang Bo who sent me here, and he also came to Xiangjiang from Guangzhou to find relatives. If he hadn't known the way, I wouldn't have known how to find here! ”

Wang Bo smiled and said, "Uncle Da, hello." My name is Wang Bo, you can call me Xiao Wang. ”

Uncle Da first looked at Wang Bo and said with a smile: "Thank you, Apo." ”

Awa? I'm still grandma! There's no way the name was given by the parents, so I can't change it!

Wang Bo's head was full of black lines, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he said, "It's nothing, it's just an old man who raises his hands." ”

Uncle Da smiled, then turned to face Ah Xing, his face was blank, and he scolded: "Look at what you look like!" It doesn't look like a human king, and its head is like a wig! ”

Ah Xing looked like a child who had been scolded for doing something wrong, reached out and pulled down the wig on his head, and whispered: "I thought it was popular in Hong Kong!" ”

Uncle Da was stunned, it turned out to be a wig! He was furious and said, "Okay, you dead man's head! ”

Ah Xing took the wig and looked at it, and put it on again. The fluffy and towering messy hair and the expression on his face that he was scolded like a lifeless balloon at the moment, like a destroyed old hen, really made people laugh when they saw it.

Wang Bo watched from the side, quickly removed his eyes, and desperately held back his laughter. Xin said: "It really deserves the title of 'King of Comedy'!" Every move is a hilarious laugh that makes people pee no urine point throughout the whole process! ”

I only heard Uncle Da shouting: "Still wearing!" Take it off! The more he scolded, the more angry he became, "I'll just say that you big circles have no conscience, and the six relatives don't recognize it!" As soon as you come, learn to call the police! Am I the Great Butcher of the Deep Well? So what are you? Guangzhou Dawei ...... Devil? your account! Come up with such a bastard idea to come to me......"

Cursing angrily, he walked back and forth, pulling a cigarette out of his pocket and stuffing it into his mouth, and then fumbling around his body for a lighter.

At this time, Ah Xing suddenly pointed to the table in the corner of the wall and said, "There is a lighter in that iron can." ”

Hearing Ah Xing's words, Wang Bo subconsciously looked in the direction Ah Xing pointed, only to see a closed box on the table, he remembered the plot of the movie, and knew that Ah Xing was using his own special function, so he couldn't help but turn his head and stare at Ah Xing to observe.

Uncle Da only cared about venting his anger and scolding Ah Xing, he didn't notice the strangeness of the matter at all, walked to the table in the corner, opened the tin can, took out the lighter, and continued to scold: "Before, needless to say, ten out of ten was the case that you went to the Public Security Bureau to report, otherwise, how could your father and my eldest brother be in the ...... The first to be criticized when he was reformed! With that, he paused and lit a cigarette with his lighter. At this time, he finally felt that something was wrong, looked at the lighter in his hand, and then looked at the tin can on the table, and his heart was full of doubts: "This is through the iron can, how can this stinky boy see that there is a lighter in it?" ”

Suddenly, Wang Bo saw a flash of light in Ah Xing's eyes, and then pointed to the room across the door not far away, and said to Uncle Da nervously and anxiously: "That little girl is about to fall...... Be careful, be careful! Ah, she fell! ”

Uncle Da turned his head to look, but it was a room with a closed door, thinking that Ah Xing was teasing him, he couldn't help but be furious, and was about to scold.

At this moment, Brother Sheng, Lao Nuping and Liugu, who had already sent the police away, opened the door and walked in. At the same time, the sound of a little girl crying suddenly sounded in the room through the door.

The sixth aunt was stunned for a moment, and then exclaimed: "Ah! He hurriedly stepped in front of the room and opened the door, only to see a little girl fall on the floor of the room.

Seeing this, Uncle Da was shocked, looked at Ah Xing in a daze for a while, walked quickly to Ah Xing and sat down, and said, "You can also see it through the wall?" ”

Ah Xing spent a lot of effort because of the continuous use of special functions, making himself sweat profusely, and while wiping the sweat with the wig in his hand, he said, "I can see it if I want to see it." ”

Uncle Da seemed a little disbelieving, looked left and right, then looked down at his crotch, and asked, "Then you say, what color are my underwear?" ”

Ah Xing looked down at the crotch of Hei Zaida's pants, his eyes flashed again, and he said disdainfully: "You didn't wear it!" ”

Uncle Da was so shocked that the cigarette in his mouth fell off, and quickly covered his crotch, then looked at Wang Bo quite embarrassed, smiled wryly, then stood up and said, "That, Ah Bo, thank you for sending Ah Xing over...... By the way, didn't you also come to Xiangjiang to join your relatives? Don't know if you found them? I'm sorry to delay you for so long......"

Wang Bo knew that Uncle Da had given an eviction order, and it was also to prevent him from knowing about Ah Xing's special functions, and also to figure out Ah Xing's special functions as soon as possible, and then teach Ah Xing to block money, and then think about blocking money and making a fortune. He got up from the sofa and said, "It's okay, I, like Ah Xing, are fellow villagers from Guangzhou, and we should help each other." By the way, I'm going to look for my relatives in Xiangjiang, I'll go first, and we'll talk next time we meet. ”

Ah Xing hurriedly stood up, and said with a guilty face: "Brother Wang, I'm really embarrassed, I wanted to invite you to a cup of tea in order to thank you, but I didn't expect to delay you for so long, that, I ......"

Wang Bo smiled and comforted: "It's okay, let's meet again another day, anyway, I know your address now, but when I find it, don't think you don't know me!" ”

Ah Xing hurriedly waved his hand and said, "No, no, Brother Wang, how can this be......"

Wang Bo saw that Ah Xing was sweating profusely in a hurry, and thought: "The current Ah Xing is really simple and pure. He smiled and said, "It's just a joke, don't take it seriously." Okay, I'll go first. Uncle Da, Ah Xing, goodbye! With that, he walked out of the corridor outside the house, then turned around and waved to the black boy and Ah Xing who were sent out, and walked into the elevator.

Back in the suite he rented in Kowloon, Wang Bo lay on the bed and thought: "According to the plot of the movie, it won't be long before Uncle Da will take Ah Xing to block the scene and block money, and then he will meet Qimeng played by the beautiful Zhang Min, and then use special functions to block horses in order to help Liugu raise money to cure her daughter's illness...... Well, the first task of the system said that he would win 10 million US dollars with blocking techniques during this year's training time, according to the current exchange rate of Hong Kong dollars to US dollars, that is, more than 80 million Hong Kong dollars, and I don't know how to block at all, in order to complete the task, I must follow Ah Xing closely and use his special functions to win so much money. The second task is to help him get the title of 'Gambling Saint', and the obstacle to this task is the movie boss Hong Ye, as long as he protects Ah Xing's safety, and then rescues the captured Qi Meng according to the plot of the movie, so that Ah Xing, who has lost his special function, can regain his special function, this can be done by any of them. As for the third task...... Alas, you'll have to think about it! ”