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"First...... Hear the bad news! ”

"After you are done, I will take you away and leave her to Mr. Guo."

"And then?"

"Do you really want to know?"

"That'...... The good news? ”

"Mr. Guo hugged your beauty and slept for one night!"

"You're kidding me?" I'm in a hurry, this is good news.

"Don't worry, I'm not done yet", my uncle and grandfather snorted and laughed, with a smug face, "At most, he just hugs, and he can't cuckold you!" ”

"How kind would he be?" I couldn't believe him.

"What is a cuckold?" Fan Li and Xi Shi spoke in unison.

"Of course he wouldn't be that kind, but I will!" Of course, my uncle and grandfather will not bother to explain to them, thousands of years of cultural differences, and it is good if there is no major language barrier, but also give them the culture that they have missed? There are no doors.

"Could it be that you're using a trick again?" I hesitated, "Aren't you afraid that he will find out?" ”

"Afraid! Of course I'm afraid", my uncle and grandfather pretended to be pitiful, "but what can I do, it's my grandson's daughter-in-law, who hasn't had time to visit the church to get married, how can he let an old pervert pick up ready-made cheap." ”

I couldn't tell if it was true or not, so I had to stare at him. At this time, Xi Shi helped to speak: "This little old man, there is no truth in his mouth, and he can't be easily trusted!" ”

"Since you don't believe anything, then I won't say it!" Uncle and grandfather's face was a little unbearable.

"If you want us to believe it, you can give a reliable explanation!" Xi Shi does not forgive!

"She is a **** there, and she only belongs to one man for the rest of her life", my uncle and grandfather looked at me with a look of pity, "So, stinky boy, you chose it yourself, and you can only follow her for the rest of your life...... Cloud and rain Wushan! ”

"No, I seem to have heard you say that at least within six hours, the little girl is defenseless", this is Fan Li's voice.

"Did you hear that? No wonder the three of you have been fighting for so long, it turns out that you are absent-minded! ”

"Less nonsense, do you want to deceive both ends and pretend to be a good person?" Fan Li seemed to be touched, and his tone became stern.

"How can I do it if I don't lie? If I tell the truth and tell that old pervert that this little girl can only ...... with one person," my uncle and grandfather glanced at me, "can he still let us get out of the way?" ”

"Did you really use a trick?" I hesitated, "Can you teach me?" ”

"This ......" Uncle and Grandpa rubbed his hands, "It's not that I don't want to teach, there are several masters on you!" ”

"Aren't they sealed, how can you help me?"

"Silly boy, do you think you've been boiling for more than 40 days?" Grandpa narrowed his eyes, and then stroked the sparse mustache under his mouth with his hand, "Not only have all your meridians been opened, but they have also become one with them." ”

"Didn't you say there was no way to break the seal?" I really don't understand, "Since they have asked for the shackles of Grimace Money, can't they leave me at any time?" ”

"You're really misinterpreting the meaning of the seal", my uncle frowned, thinking about how to explain it to me so that I could understand, "Let's use an analogy, an unopened beer bottle, the sealed cap is not a seal for the water inside." But if you shovel the carbon of a shovel and pour it into the molten iron and stir it well, the steel that is smelted is relative to the carbon you put in, it is called a seal! ”

"I kind of understand, according to your analogy, I am the pot of molten iron, the grimace money and worms that entered my stomach, the shovel carbon you said?"

"Finally smarter!" Uncle and grandfather smiled.

"But, according to your theory, if one day, I am swallowed alive by a giant python, won't they, or even add me, be sealed again? This one...... Spells, wouldn't it be too child's play? ”

"Just now I really praised you for being smart, and you were beaten back to your original form so quickly, do you think that if you eat it, you will be sealed? Gotta fuse together, don't you remember how you were once a pile of bones? Grandpa suddenly covered his mouth.

"White bones? Am I really a bone spirit? I was dumbfounded, "Is it still me now?" ”

"Yes, why not?" My uncle and grandfather hurriedly stepped forward to comfort me, "I converted the rest of your body into 'body soup' and saved it, didn't I pour it back into you later?" ”

"Ginseng soup? Didn't you say it was ginseng? ”

"It's a human body, your own body!" Grandpa blinked, and suddenly understood what I meant, "Are you talking about the kind of ginseng that grows on Changbai Mountain?" That kind of soup, even if I want to give it to you, I won't boil it myself! ”

It turned out that for at least five weeks, I survived on soup made from my own flesh and blood. Thinking of this, I have an urge to vomit, but when I think about it, how can anyone dislike the meat on their body is not good? So I immediately stopped regurgitating again.

"That'...... They...... Is it in my bones, or in the soup? "Curiosity overcame everything, and it was all over anyway, so I simply asked.

"It's mostly in the soup, right?" Uncle and grandpa didn't seem to know the answer, "You should ask them directly." ”

"I don't know!" It's rare for the three guys to be in lockstep.

"Don't dwell on this, anyway, you are one now, and no one can do without anyone", a thick smile appeared on the face of my uncle and grandfather, "I was worried that the three of them would die together, and the bamboo basket would be empty!" ”

"Can I really use their abilities directly?" I still can't believe it's true.

"You can give them a try", Uncle and Grandpa stepped back, and made a defensive posture with both hands, "But I said it in advance, you can't take the opportunity to declare a personal vendetta!" ”

"I'll come first!" As soon as Xi Shi's words fell, my right hand was raised and shook quickly in front of my uncle's eyes.

I saw that my grandfather's eyes did not move, and then a confused expression appeared on his face, as if he was questioning what he saw with his eyes, but he hoped very much that what he saw in front of him was real. After struggling for a while, he finally gave up and cried loudly; But before this sad emotion was released, he suddenly smiled happily again, like a child, and obviously the "camera" in front of him was switched again......

My uncle and grandfather were "showing off their acting skills" there, and my left hand suddenly rose up and made a handshake motion at him. Then my grandfather flew out and slammed it against the wall......

"Stinky boy, you come out for me!" My uncle and grandfather got up with a embarrassed face, looked around, and didn't realize that I was standing in front of him.

"Okay, don't try, spare him!" I have to say that these three guys are really holding grudges. I have to get along with them well, or I can't tell whose body it is.

Fortunately, this consciousness is relatively independent, otherwise once they listen to what I say in my heart......

"There's one more thing, I have to explain it to you!" Although he was teased repeatedly, his uncle and grandfather did not get angry, "In order to make it easier for you to hide, I put your face ...... Slightly changed too? ”

"Changes? It can't be disfigured", I thought he was friendly because he was afraid of us, but it turned out that there was still a bad thing to explain. No wonder he keeps not letting me look in the mirror!

"Disfigured? Why, I think I'm so much more handsome than you used to be! ”

"It's hard to say with your level of appreciation," I was very dissatisfied with his arbitrariness, "it can't be that even my own mother can't recognize me, right?" ”

"That's not true, I don't dare to say anything else. If it's your own mother, you'll definitely recognize it...... This face comes! His words sounded plausible and not fake.

"Why should I hide?" I remembered the excuse he had just said.

"Because, in the eyes of outsiders, you are dead!"

"What?"

"How do you think my body soup came from?" My uncle and grandfather finally had a chance to squeeze me, and they were very happy, "The life-and-death battle between the two of you and the three of them lasted for nearly an hour in the thick water and air, and the iron people couldn't bear it." The little girl is okay, she only takes on one thing, and she is always in a passive state, she doesn't have to work and contribute, at most her body is weak and her physical strength is reduced. You're different, when I take you next, your skin has begun to fester, your body is covered with red blood blisters, your face is even darker, your pulse and breathing have stopped soon, and you won't be taken to the hospital by a doctor. Fortunately, Mr. Guo has a ready-made high-end body bag, so I can bring back all the soup and water that fell from you. ”

"Is it really that scary?"

"Your imagination is definitely not enough in this matter," my uncle glared at me, "Fortunately, I have heard of this method before, so I can help you renew your physical body." Otherwise, you're a skeletal shelf that can say you can run! Sooner or later, it will be destroyed by the hidden masters of Beijing. ”

"So you mean that I can't go back to school or go home right now?"

"Of course, you are only reborn now, you have not yet learned to harness the power of nature, and exposing your differences too early will only make your fake death a real death!"

"Then I'll go back to school and meet her with a new face, okay?"

"No, she is now Mr. Guo's confinement, there are eyeliners everywhere, you can't take risks!"

"Didn't you just say that you can't do anything with that old pervert? Why are you still pestering her? ”

"This ...... It's a long story! However, I can vouch for my life, that little girl, this life belongs only to you, no other man wants to get involved with her, you will never have a chance to be a cuckold! ”

"Alright! If I don't go to school, I can't go home, so where can I go? ”

"As long as it's not where you've been before, don't meet people you used to know. With such a big Beijing city, you can go anywhere you want", my uncle and grandfather thought for a while, and added, "In the future, I can't do it here!" ”

"Is it okay to call us? I don't seem to have your phone number yet. ”

"No, you can't!"

"So, lend me some money?"

"This one does! How much? ”

"You look at it, there is no next time anyway!"

"Give you a new ID card, do you want to?"

"Yes, of course!" As soon as my hand reached out, it retracted, "Didn't you say I had to hide it well?" Will a fake ID card arouse the suspicion of others? ”

"Look at you, be careful!" My uncle grabbed it with his hand, and when he took it back, there was already an extra ID card on it. Hand me your ID card, "Now in the sky and on the ground, there are more fake people and fake certificates, as long as you take care of these three immortals on your body, don't show your ability everywhere, and provoke right and wrong!" ”

"One more thing, do you see my bag? I picked up the ...... from Panjiayuan" I stretched out my finger and reminded my uncle and grandfather to return my treasure to me.

"Stinky boy, his memory is not bad!" Although my uncle and grandfather didn't pay the bill, they didn't want to pay it back to me, "Good grandson, leave me two and play for two days, okay?" ”

"Yes, as long as you tell me what they are for, I can think about it...... Allowing you to play two more days"

"Good!" "No way! ”

The former voice is from my uncle and grandfather, and the latter is from Fan Li.

"Those treasures are mine, I haven't agreed yet, why do you make your own decision to give them to him to play?" Fan Li was obviously not happy at all.

"Grandpa," I pretended to be embarrassed, "it's not that I don't want to borrow it, it's because those things aren't mine." ”

"Okay, really good!" Grandpa gave a thumbs up, then turned down, "You two, one singing white-faced, the other black-faced, are starting to work together to deal with me!" What if I don't give it to you? How to recruit you! ”

My right hand was raised.

"Okay, I'll give it to you!"

Before I could see what was going on, the six "imitations" I had picked up from Panjiayuan appeared on the small table in front of me, and my uncle and grandfather were showing off his elusive tricks again. Quadrangular pyramids, bronze rings, bells, bells, five-legged tripods, bamboo slips, there are many of them.

I haven't seen them yet. My left hand reached out again, tapping my index finger lightly but quickly on everything.

Then, everything "changed" differently.

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