"Xue Wei, look at the three or five steps ahead, keep the tip of your nose, don't go out, take one step at a time, why do you breathe so hard? Do you have sinusitis? Give Lao Tzu a good walk, inhale well...... Mean to keep the tip of the nose, the tip of the nose! What do you see me doing, my special mother is the tip of your nose? ”

"Who told you to eat on a small bench? Make a chair for me, keep the thighs horizontal, the calves vertical, the feet parallel to the ground, and the distance between the knees should be able to put down two fists, and the fists and eyes should be opposite. Place your palms downwards and naturally on your thighs. The shoulders should be sagging, the waist must be straight, do not exert force, do not hunch over the chest, and bow the head on the back. The lower jaw is slightly retracted, and the top of the head is like a hanging. The posture should be upright and natural, and this posture will be used for meals in the future......"

"Xue Wei! Can you sleep like this? Learn from Lao Tzu, put your hands on your sides naturally, and relax your legs naturally. Look at your eyes level, gaze, then close. Returning to the body, it means that all the pores of the upper and lower parts of the body are opened, and the body is like a cylinder shaped like a sieve, which is smooth inside and outside, and cooperates with breathing. As you inhale, visualize the white aura flowing from the air through the capillaries into the body, turning red and flowing throughout the body. As you exhale, visualize the sick and unclean breaths in your body turning blue or black and emitting them through your pores into the sky. Exhale and breathe in once, and after 36 breaths, turn to natural breathing, without any thoughts. When you go to sleep, visualize that you are practicing slowly, and sleep with peace of mind. When you wake up, do the same as above. So you'll be practicing all night......"

The above intercepted the torture clip of Yang Maniac on me, since beating Yang Maniac into the eternal classics, it is equivalent to leading the night owl into the house, and the buddy was trained inhumanely, I was quite fresh at the beginning, the basic Zhang Qingshan never taught me, Guang Te's mother taught me to see the white clouds fluttering, breathing and breathing, or drawing talismans, Yang Maniac is equivalent to re-cultivating me.

We can't know if it's good or not, and I really listen to him, as soon as I hear his bad things, Yang Madman goes crazy, I don't know if it's because of the big loss under Zhang Qingshan's hands, I want to get back face, or I don't like it, I want to toss my buddies and waste them, I don't care what I'm doing, I'm not right to eat, I'm not right to sleep, I'm not walking, I'm not right to smoke, I'm not right to drink water, he follows in the last thatched house, let me use the methods he taught me to solve it......

gritted his teeth and persisted for three days, buddy felt tired and lay down, Bit's mother had a life-seeking hook on her head and was still guilty, and when there was a life-seeking hook, buddy could still slow down, now it's good, don't talk about slowing down, even the fart sound is wrong, Yang Maniac can find out what's wrong.

I gritted my teeth and persisted for four days, I felt like I was dying, my brain was sweating for a while, I could fall down when I ate, and I tossed it like this, not to mention living until tomorrow and May, and I could live until the end of this year with the blessing of my grandfather, as the saying goes, where there is oppression, there is resistance, I decided to revolt.

Sleeping at night, unsurprisingly, the madman Yang broke into the house where I lived again, twisting a pair of copper balls in his hand, jingling, wearing a dead man's longevity clothes, with long hair, and a special artistic bundle, and came with his head held high.

Yang Maniac wears a robe every day and sways in the alley too dazzling, so I persuaded him to change into ordinary clothes, and found an old king's Tang costume for Yang Maniac to change, Yang Maniac couldn't wear it, so he simply found a large one in the shroud he sold, and the old girl was not too unlucky, but in addition to the dark color, the quality was good, and the style was also Chinese, and Yang Maniac really had a little bit of meaning after wearing it.

What I didn't expect was that after the madman Yang put on the shroud, he wandered around the alley, and was seen by the old men in the alley, thinking that the madman Yang was wearing a good look, and they all came to my store to buy the shroud......

If you sell it like this, the eternal classics will also make a fortune, and the buddies have a little idea of letting Yang Maniac change into a few more shrouds, but then he tossed it more ruthlessly, and he has no idea at all, and it is now.

When the buddy saw Madman Yang coming in, he decided to have a good talk with him, and politely moved a chair from the side and asked Madman Yang to sit down.

Madman Yang was quite puzzled, but he still sat down on the chair and asked, "Xue Wei, why did you become filial today?" Something to ask me? Your uncle is dead, and you want me to do a ritual? ”

Yang Madman will attract people when he speaks, and I secretly scolded your uncle before he died! With a smile on his face, he said: "Senior Yang, after your guidance, I feel that my skills have increased greatly these days, in the past, Zhang Qingshanguang taught me to see white clouds, meditate cross-legged, breathe and breathe, and draw talismans, the foundation is still what you teach, much stronger than Zhang Qingshan's old calf." ”

Dude's posture is low enough, right? I thought that Yang Maniac, who was Zhang Qingshan's enemy, would be very satisfied, but I didn't expect Yang Maniac to be furious after hearing it, and pointed to my nose and said: "Don't know what to do, Zhang Qingshan is different from what I learned, he belongs to a less rigid faction, what he teaches you is the best foundation building kung fu, you can't learn it yourself, you learn such a half-baked level, and it depends on Zhang Qingshan, do you say that you owe the beating, are you not the ...... of the beating?"

it! Why do you still say that you are in a hurry? It's really a scolding if you don't agree with each other, but buddy has offended him? Didn't you just praise him and bury Zhang Qingshan? Why is this still the case? Could it be that he recognized Zhang Qingshan as his father?

I really couldn't hold back and asked, "You fought with Zhang Qingshan, and after you lost, you recognized him as your father?" ”

After I finished speaking, I felt wrong, I was ready to be beaten, and I covered my face and shouted to Yang Maniac: "Do it, don't slap your face!" ”

After waiting for a long time without moving, my buddy put down his hand, and saw Yang Madman sitting straight, with a crying and laughing face, and said to me: "I recognize him as a master, and when he fights, he told me who loses who will be an apprentice, I agreed, and then I didn't win." ”

Feelings are like this, I suddenly realized, no wonder Yang Madman is so obedient, no wonder Uncle Corpse scolded Zhang Qingshan for being Wang Ba, he was more excited than Zhang Qingshan, if Zhang Qingshan was Wang Ba, wouldn't Yang Madman become Wang Ba's apprentice...... The buddy couldn't cry or laugh, and shouted to Madman Yang: "Then we are senior brothers, hello senior brother!" ”

As soon as the two words of senior brother came out, Yang Maniac suddenly burst out, stood up and yelled at me: "Zhang Qingshan, that shrunken head Wang Ba, if you win, you win, and you also took your mobile phone to record a voice for me, let me take care of you to go to Longtou Mountain in Xing'anling outside the Guan, and let me teach you the art of talismans, if you can't do it, he will put that recording into the occult exchange group, so that others can see who I am, damn it, Lao Tzu will lose if he loses, and he still does this, it's too bad for people......"

Dude's heart is called a happy one, Yang Maniac also has today? Oh, why is the mood so good? I was happy in my heart, but I didn't dare to be happy on the surface, so I had to pretend to be calm and say to him: "Yang ...... Senior brother, this is the case, victory or defeat is a common thing in soldiers, it doesn't matter if you lose, we don't lose if we lose, when this gust of wind passes, you are looking for Zhang Qingshan to fight, win him, let him be your apprentice. ”

"Lao Tzu thinks so too, but Zhang Qingshan's old ......" was about to talk about Wang Ba, so he stopped in time, and then said: "Old thing, Dute Mom has practiced to the realm of Hezhen, and I am far worse than him......" Speaking of this, I looked at me with a bitter face, and I also looked at him with a bitter face, and I wanted to say that the buddy was interesting enough, and accompanied Yang Maniac to comfort him, but I didn't expect Yang Maniac to look at me, and said to me with a blank face: "I know, you kid is okay and diligent because I trained you too hard, right?" ”

Why is Madman Yang suddenly not crazy? The buddy fell, and said with a sad face: "Senior brother, cultivation pays attention to gradual progress, as the saying goes, if you want to be fast, you can't reach it, I know that you are for my good, but all of a sudden such a big intensity, I can't accept it, and my body can't stand it, you see that I have lost at least ten pounds in a week, if I really fall ill, isn't it more delayed?" I think we should discuss a better way to cultivate, right? ”

After hearing what I said, Madman Yang glared and said, "What's there that can't stand it?" Lao Tzu entered Maoshan at the age of eight, that's how you came, your foundation is too poor, don't make up for it, how can you do it? Also, don't call me senior brother, senior, special mother, are you afraid that others won't know about Lao Tzu's loss to Zhang Qingshan, right? ”

I looked at Yang Maniac in surprise, and finally knew why he was so crazy, eight years old, he practiced like this at the age of eight, and it was strange if he didn't practice crazy? If buddy practiced like this with him, would he also practice crazy? There is this possibility, even if you don't practice crazy, you have to be stupid by him, no, I have to find a way to let him stop pushing me like this, otherwise my buddy won't survive next May.

"Senior brother...... Senior, do you know where the gap between you and my master is? You are just practicing stupidly in Maoshan Silly practicing stupidly, my master is younger than you, but the Tao is higher than you, you know why not? Let me tell you, my master told me in the graveyard that the reason why he was able to practice to the realm of Hezhen was because he was chased like a dog by the warlocks when he was a child, hiding all the way, fighting all the way, that is all practice, practice produces true knowledge, you have to seek breakthroughs in practice, this is where you are not as good as Zhang Qingshan......"

I don't know if that's the case,, I'm also quite nervous, I'm afraid that Madman Yang won't believe it, but I didn't expect Madman Yang to frown after listening to it, grinning and thinking for a long time, muttering to himself: "It seems to be the case, but after Lao Tzu left the school at the age of thirty, he didn't fight with others, why might it be better than Zhang Qingshan?" Is it because he doesn't fight as much? ”

"That's right, that's it, that's it, Lao Tzu knows what to do......" Madman Yang suddenly realized, but I suddenly had a bad feeling, as if I had dug a hole for myself, and I couldn't help but shiver. (To be continued.) )