Chapter 15 Fooling Fat
Download Crossfire, we have a fight, don't look at this old guy's age, that hand speed is really unusual, always one step ahead of me, I can't beat him!
"Did you eat a high-explosive grenade, old fellow? Why is it so powerful? ”
"Haha, how's that? Convincing or not? He said with a pretended expression. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
"Not convinced, continue."
As he was talking, a man's voice came from the living room outside: "Is the master you invited this time amazing?"
"This time, I am the famous Gu Daoist Gu of the Taoist Temple!" The rich woman said.
"Daoist Gu? Who is it? Where is it? The man asked. Obviously, he didn't seem to have heard of Gu Daochang's name.
"Prepare for catching ghosts in that room." The rich woman said in disbelief.
"What? How did you.........! ”
This man seemed to be very excited when he knew that we bought this room, and as soon as he said that, he realized that something was wrong and immediately shut up.
"Apprentice, hurry up and close the game, let's go out." So we turned off the game and walked out.
"May I ask you are Daoist Gu?" This man is very fat, fat head and big ears, he looks very rich, but his face is a little pale, short, and his whole body is found horizontally.
"It's the poor road." Master said with his signature gesture of touching his beard, still doing it.
"Who is this little brother?"
"My apprentice."
"Oh, you two, please be seated." As he spoke, he beckoned us to sit down.
"Gu Daochang, don't hide it, I'm indeed haunted here, it's not that I'm suspicious, it's a real ghost! I wonder if the master can destroy this ghost? The fat man asked tentatively.
"I have already told your wife before, as long as you don't lie to me, it is indeed this ghost who provokes you unreasonably, I will definitely clean her up, but if you tell a lie, then don't blame me for being polite at that time." Master said with a sneer.
"No, no, don't you dare, wife, have you negotiated the price with the master?" Fata turned to her wife and asked?
"I've already agreed with my master, one million." The rich woman said.
"What? Million? The fat man's expression looked more surprised and incredible, I thought he was going to regret it, it's over, the dream of a million is shattered, who knew that he actually said
"How is it only a million? If the master can help me solve the problem, even if it is two million, it will be fine! The fat man said. As soon as I heard it, I was excited, the price is rising, and a rise is a million, which is too exciting!
"Hehe, that's not necessary, there should be a limit to being a man." When Master said this, I thought that his conscience had found that there was no more money to do good deeds and accumulate virtues, but who knew that he continued
"If Your Excellency really wants to give two million, then the poor Dao will gladly accept it, so you should add a piece of incense to our Taoist temple and accumulate virtue." What the master said was slow and reasonable, and it sounded the same as the truth.
"Okay, Dao Chief, give me your bank account, I'll give you a million as a deposit first, and then give you the remaining one million when the matter is settled." Then the master was stunned and directly reported his bank card number,!
Then Fei Tuo tinkered with his phone for a while and said, "Okay." As soon as the words came out, I heard the sound of Master's mobile phone "poof", took it out and took a look, only to see that it was written, "Hello, your Agricultural Bank account with the tail number **** was transferred to a fund of 1,000,000 at 12:25."
it! We don't understand the world of the rich, it's like a million is no different from a dollar to him. The next thing is to eat, and there is no need to say much about the big fish and meat that rich people eat. After that, we went in to play CrossFire under the pretext of going to hunt ghosts, and said hello to them not to come in and disturb us.
I don't understand, this ghost hunt is imminent, why aren't you nervous at all?
"Old man Gu, you're going to catch ghosts in a while, why aren't you nervous at all?" I asked.
"Nervous? Why be nervous? I'm not nervous about fighting with black and white impermanence, what is a little ghost nervous about? Master said disdainfully. That's right, of course he's not afraid of having such a powerful ability, and it's only a rookie like me who doesn't know anything to be nervous.
That's it, we played the game all day, not to mention, the game time passed quickly, after dinner, it was getting dark, and then I saw the fat and the rich woman driving to go, and the nanny and the security guard had already gone.
"Hey. Where are you going? The master hurriedly called out to the two of them, so they stopped and asked, "What's wrong?"
"If you want to destroy that ghost, you have to have the presence of the person she killed as bait, otherwise you can't kill her!" Master said, but how do I feel that this is fooling them? There must be a victim next to the ghost?
When the two men heard the word bait, their heads shook like wave drums, and they didn't do anything.
"Hey, don't worry, I guarantee your safety, otherwise who will I ask for the money?" As soon as Master's words came out, the two people also felt that it made sense, and suddenly Master hit the railroad while it was hot
"If you don't stay, you don't know if I don't kill her at all and lie to you! If you're not there, I won't be able to completely destroy her, and she will still pester you when the time comes, all to destroy the ghosts, don't be afraid. Master continued to preach.
Unexpectedly, they actually believed it! It seems that this ghost has lost his IQ.
"Wife, look ........."
"Shut up! I blame you for this! Don't expect the old lady to accompany you here, you are here alone, and the old lady is gone. He said that he would ignore him, and he just got in the car and left.
"Big... Master, are we out here? Fei Tuo asked tremblingly, obviously not daring to enter this house at night, and at this time there was cold sweat on his forehead.
"No, how can you do it outside? Let me into the house. So Fei Tuo walked in dejectedly, every step seemed to be very difficult, and when he entered the house, he kept looking around, as if he was afraid that a Sadako would suddenly rush out next to him.
"It's only eight o'clock, she won't come out for a while, you just sit on the couch and watch TV, don't be too nervous, and go and turn off the lights." Master said.
"Master, why do you have to turn off the lights! Isn't it closed? After hearing this, Fei Tuo's original bitter gourd face became even more bitter.
"Do you still want to kill ghosts?"
"Think about it."
"Then don't talk nonsense! Just go! ”
"Yes, yes, yes."
So he ran to turn off the lights, and we went into a room on the side of the sofa to hide, intending to close the door and leave only a small crack, but when we went in, we saw that it was a bedroom.
There was a bed in the bedroom, and the bed was facing the door, and Master observed it and found that there was enough height under the bed to hide from people underneath, so we opened the door directly, and we hid under the bed.
"Master? Where are you, Master! Don't leave me alone! Fata howled outside.
"Don't scream! We're in the room, and we'll rush out as soon as there's any movement, and you'll buy it outside to watch TV! "Through the light of the TV, we saw Fatto walk to the front of the sofa and sit down.
We had a good view of the sofa from this location. "Old man Gu, why do you have to hide under the bed? Can't you just leave a crack in the door to see? I asked.
"I don't think it's very elegant in the crack in the door." What he said is as elegant as he looks under this bed?
"Stick this to your chest." Master said and handed me something like rune paper.
"What is this?" I asked.
"This is a yin talisman, if you stick it up, you can cancel out the yang energy on our body, and the ghost won't be able to find us." Master said. As soon as I thought about it, it was a really good thing, and it was directly attached to my chest.
"Master, is she here?" Fatto's voice trembled, as if he was too scared to do it.
"Didn't you tell you not to talk? We're going to catch her off guard, and if you shout like this, she'll find out about us, and you'll be miserable if you can't catch her then! ”
"Okay, okay, I don't speak, I don't speak." Fei Tuo said.
"Old man Gu, why are you fooling him like this?" I was puzzled, so I leaned into Master's ear and whispered.
"I suspect that this fat man is a murderer, and the ghost he said is the person he killed, and the body of the deceased is buried under the room where we played the game, which is a little higher tiled and has a heavy yin qi." Master also whispered.
"Didn't the ghost hear what he was calling us outside just now? So what are we hiding? ”
"No, she hasn't come out yet, she can't hear us, and she doesn't have to be with her own corpse, besides, it's possible that this ghost and that corpse are not the same person at all."
As soon as I heard it, it was true, we just waited, it was very hot to stay in this small space, and our clothes were already wet with sweat at this time, this feeling was really uncomfortable!
"Master, are the ghosts still coming? It's half past eleven, why don't we go out, it's too uncomfortable! ”
As soon as he finished speaking, the master immediately made a "shhhh