Li Sihai has been mixed with officialdom for a long time, and his joys, sorrows, and sorrows are not revealed, but it is just a piece of cake, not to mention that I am a junior brother in the rivers and lakes, how can I know the thoughts of this old fox?

Of course, I didn't beg him to do something and ask him to borrow money, whether he was true or false or pretended had little impact on me.

But there is one thing I have to make clear to him, that is, the difficulty and complexity of this matter have exceeded the ordinary level, so what is the charge? Hey! Naturally, the tide is rising! The 500 yuan is just the basic appearance fee, and there is also a fee standard that is sold due to the size of the deceased's last wish and the simple and complicated price. I told Fifth Uncle Chen that they must mention it to the main family first, otherwise it will be everyone's sin to stir up the peace of the deceased because of these things.

Brothers, settle accounts.

Of course, Li Sihai is not my brother, so I have to make it clear first.

I saw that there was no one around, so I whispered: "Mayor Li, your father's last wish is a bit complicated!" ”

Complex? What does this kid want to do? Could it be that he hasn't taken over business for so long, he is poor and crazy, and he wants to slaughter people indiscriminately to Lao Tzu's head? Li Sihai thought to himself, and at the same time secretly sneered, but he also remembered the other charging standard that Chen Wu had mentioned, and stared at me for a while before he said angrily: "How much do you want?" ”

Readily! Talking to smart people is saving saliva!

How much is better?

It's hard to define!

But it seems to involve illegitimate daughters, corruption and bribery and other moral and legal issues, too little, am I sorry for myself? But if there are too many, will he break up in two, and even listen to his father's last wishes and leave? Where is the ghost sound I got still useful?

As for revenge, spreading rumors, and burglary, I will definitely not do such things, so I will get the basic fee of 500 yuan at most, I believe that this name of the first deputy mayor of the town will not be repaid, but I not only want to get money, but I also need the merit I dream of!

Fish and bear's paws, I want to have both!

I'm a sincere person, and I can't play with the price of sitting on the ground, so I stretched out a slap and said, "5000!" ”

Fair, right!?

I still have to help you keep your secrets, and your conscience is tormented, which is interesting enough!

Li Sihai widened his two bull's eyes when he heard this, and his eyes full of contempt swept me up and down, as if he was looking at a fool or a madman, and then said coldly: "Is it interesting?" ”

I'm not stupid, I can naturally hear his extreme dissatisfaction, but I'm also the focus of two super storms, he can't scare me, and I won't do any bastard thing that shakes his hands and walks away in anger.

Backbone? Does this have anything to do with backbone? Besides, it's not for money, it's for merit, so I don't mind, I'm calm!

I shook my head and smiled, "The old headmaster has three wishes!" ”

The old principal refers to Li Heping, and Li Sihai naturally understands.

Li Sihai had the heart to go back and cry as soon as possible, but when he heard me say this, he decided not to leave first, maybe he wanted to see how I made money! The corners of his stiff mouth twitched slightly, and he said, "It's only three?" My dad left in such a hurry, how many wishes were not fulfilled, why are there only three? ”

Belch!?

"The mayor has a point, but your father only cares about these three!"

Your sister, your reasoning is reasonable, but can you deduce a lot of things? For example, your sister - Miao Xiaoyu, such as your father's password and 1.5 million deposits, can you reason it?

When Li Sihai heard this, he shook his head, but said in his mouth: "Then you talk about it!" ”

"What money—"

"Money isn't an issue, it's a matter of what you can say?"

Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money!

Belch!? It's rich, but you haven't given it yet, and you don't want to give more!

All right! People want to spend money, naturally they have to spend enough money, no one wants to be wronged, right?

If it's just like the dog master, as long as you see Brother Niu, your wish is gone, and even if you give me more money for this kind of wish that has no technical content at all, I have no choice but to laugh!

"Magnolia has to take her medicine on time - the recipe is at the top of the closet! These are the exact words of the old headmaster. ”

Yulan? Naturally, it's her mother Chen Yulan! Knowing that this is not unusual, the town is so big, you can't look down and look up, who doesn't know whom? Taking medicine is not a secret! It's just that how did he know that Fang Zi was at the top of the closet? This has always been kept by my father, and only my father knows where! At noon, the daughter-in-law also reminded her mother that the medicine was almost gone, and she wanted to find a prescription to ask someone to help catch the medicine, but she couldn't find it after looking for it, but it turned out to be in this inconspicuous place? Could it be that this kid really has some ability, or is he in Meng? But that's okay, it's easy to confirm!

Thinking of this, Li Sihai didn't say anything, and directly took out his mobile phone and dialed, "Hey! Fifth sister? How's my mother's mood - not so good? Then please watch her more, and remember to let her eat and sleep on time - hmm! Something else, go to the top of the closet in the living room and see if there's a recipe there - yes! It's red, you read the recipe - yes! Right! Right! That's it! You put it away for me first, and I'll get it later! Hang up first! Bye! ”

Li Sihai hung up the phone, looked at me in surprise, his look of contempt was long gone, and he was stunned for a long time and said stupidly: "You really can?" "There is no demeanor of the first deputy mayor and future deputy county magistrate.

I know he actually believes, but he's always been influenced by atheism, and the scientific outlook on development is the last word, and these superstitious things -- uh! Customs and habits can be preserved to a limited extent, but feudal o superstition is resolutely not obtained!

But now-it's too godly, isn't it!?

If I had discussed with his father beforehand that I would have hidden there, no one would have believed him!

How can this be explained?

That great scientist to explain?

"It is better to have a letter than no book" can also be used here?

Years of staunch atheistic belief were suddenly subverted, and it is no wonder that he couldn't turn the corner!

Looking at his contradictory, suspicious, and surprised appearance, I was a little proud, isn't it a little unkind? But thinking about his stinky and contemptuous face just now, I think he deserves it!

"What do you say?" Believe it or not, I'm Jiang Taigong fishing - the willing person takes the bait.

If you don't believe me, I'll run home.

Li Sihai hesitated, but still said, "Okay, I believe it!" You said that my father had three wishes, and this first one was not difficult, and I can promise him to do it! Which of the other two? ”

It is good to believe, and it is necessary to continue to say it!

But what do you say about the following wishes? Wouldn't it be too straightforward to put it bluntly?

But is that what I should be thinking about? In case you change the way you change your way and the expression is not in place, and you can't draw a tiger into an anti-dog, it will be time-consuming and wasteful.

My role is to reflect the wishes of the deceased truthfully and then help to make it happen. In fact, in the completion stage, Uncle Chen and I are rarely able to intervene, mainly because the main family is doing it themselves, because the deceased can only feel their wishes.

Maybe one day I'll be able to communicate freely with the deceased!?

But how can I cultivate to achieve it? Isn't the method in the second half of the "Kuihua Treasure Book"?