On a small street near Tianpu Hospital, Xiao Lizi and Zhang Xiaofan sat on a small bench and skewered, thumb-thick skewers, Zhang Xiaofan was a skewer, and the beer did not stop, and his mouth was full of oil.

And Xiaoliang is not much interested in eating, even the roast chicken that was eaten by Zhang Xiaofan before is also prepared for black impermanence, after all, if you want to live a comfortable life in the future, you have to use some small means to make some connections, right?

Xiao Liang's world is lonely, he stands on the table next to him laughing and laughing, under the light of the street lamp, his figure is thin and powerful, he twists his little buttocks, dancing a very magical dance, invincible, how lonely

"I didn't expect that if I went on a business trip, I could send the boss who hired me to prison." Zhang Xiaofan took the beer bottle and poured a cup to the little plum in front of him: "What's the matter, did your boss say that you will be promoted and raised?" ”

"It's so fast, and it's going to end the year at the earliest." Xiao Lizi picked up the cup and drank it all: "When I was in college, I saw you fooling people one by one, but I didn't expect you to really be a fortune teller now." ”

Zhang Xiaofan sighed: "What's the solution, I don't have a background, and it's difficult to find a job now; What if you have a prestigious university diploma, people say you have no experience, don't you still have to slip away with your resume? ”

Xiao Lizi lit a cigarette, smiled and handed a cigarette to Zhang Xiaofan and said, "The three of us should be better mixed with me." I heard that Guan Heiyan went home to farm, but he did it well. ”

"Hehehehe, no matter how much you show off, I won't be jealous, let's save it!" Zhang Xiaofan took the cigarette, held it in his mouth but didn't light it, after all, he didn't have any addiction to smoking, and asked curiously: "Why did you say that Guan Heimian remembered to go home and farm?" ”

"I heard that he went on a blind date with a girl who dated for a month, but not only was he dumped, but even all the money on his body was swept away; According to his words, that is, he has seen through the red dust. When his parents heard that he wanted to go back to his hometown to farm, they couldn't persuade him or pull him, so they went with him. Xiao Lizi seemed to think of something, and said to Zhang Xiaofan: "By the way, you have to be careful, although we sent Ming Guofu, a big fish, to prison, but we suspect that he still has accomplices, but unfortunately he did not confess, and his son has absconded."

Xiao Liang was hooked by shaking his ass on the table next to him, and after hearing this, he also felt a little inappropriate: "I also think that you are in danger now!" ”

Zhang Xiaofan gritted his teeth and said with his heart and Xiaoliang: "Your uncle's!" If you hadn't wanted to be promoted as soon as you entered the underworld, would I have been involved? It's good to pretend to be a master with peace of mind, and you can easily get the money when you go back in a circle, now it's okay, if Ming Guofu's accomplices want to take revenge on me one day, I can only wash my neck and wait for death, and I'm ready to be a pair of ghost brothers with you. ”

Ming Guofu's assets of all companies and hospitals are hundreds of billions of yuan, and there are many uncounted wealth, if it has nothing to do with the outside world, it is impossible to earn so much money, and the shady scene behind it is terrible to think about.

"it! I don't want to be a brother with you, don't be too narcissistic! Xiao Liang walked to the next seat and twisted his buttocks: "If it weren't for the arrangement of Lord Hei Impermanence, I would still be under the overpass, comfortably twisting my ass at mortals!" ”

"If it weren't for me, could you fly? Can you eat a plane meal? ”

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"Zhang Xiaofan! Zhang Xiaofan! Xiao Lizi answered the phone, turned around and found Zhang Xiaofan in a daze, so he said loudly: "I'll go back first, I have a temporary task." ”

After speaking, I don't know if Zhang Xiaofan heard it, so he hurried away.

Zhang Xiaofan and Xiao Liang scolded each other for a long time, and when they came back to their senses, Xiao Lizi had long since disappeared: "Tsk, this kid also said to invite me to drink, but he actually ran away!" ”

"Ah!! Help me! After paying the bill, Zhang Xiaofan walked on the road drunk, and when he came to an alley, he heard a woman shouting.

Zhang Xiaofan opened his eyes with difficulty and looked forward, there was a thick man and a girl arguing, and the people around him who were sparsely around actually ignored the scene.

Zhang Xiaofan's alcohol was surging, and he shouted loudly: "Let go of that girl!" ”

The people around looked at Zhang Xiaofan as if they were looking at nerves, obviously frightened by Zhang Xiaofan's sudden shouting, and stopped to watch Zhang Xiaofan 'go crazy'.

"Hey! Zhang Xiaofan, you don't want to save her, do you? She's a ghost" Xiaoliang scratched his buttocks, and before he finished speaking, Zhang Xiaofan rushed up.

The stout man looked at Zhang Xiaofan's thin body, smiled contemptuously, and spread his palm against Zhang Xiaofan's forehead, making it difficult for Zhang Xiaofan to move forward.

"You, you let go of me, uh, no! You let go of that girl! Zhang Xiaofan stood still and said cruel words to the thick man: "There is someone covering me above, what do you want?" Believe it or not, I can't let you eat and walk around! ”

Xiao Liang looked at Zhang Xiaofan's drunken state, and said to himself helplessly: This guy really dares to provoke.

In an instant, the stout man changed his attitude, as if he had seen something terrible, and his eyes were full of fear.

"How! Scared? If you're scared, don't hurry up! You weak chicken! Zhang Xiaofan poked the thick man's super hard chest muscles and said.

But it didn't come to pass, what scared the strong man was Xiao Liang,

Xiao Liang took a deep breath on Zhang Xiaofan's back, and released the thick yin qi on his body, which shocked the strong man. As soon as the strong man heard Zhang Xiaofan tell him to get out, he couldn't wait to stumble away.

Zhang Xiaofan took the girl's hand, spit out wine and said, "Are you okay?" ”

"No, I'm fine." The girl looked at Xiao Liang behind Zhang Xiaofan in fear: "He's your friend?" ”

Zhang Xiaofan looked at Xiao Liang and nodded: "No, he's just an exhibitionist child, don't pay attention to him, let's talk about the philosophy of life!" Your hands are so cold, come, brother will help you warm up"

The girl looked at Xiaoliang's lower body without pants, and her fear disappeared by half: "Uh, then can you take me out of here?" Someone has bad intentions towards me. ”

"Yes, yes! Go to my hotel, no one can find you! Don't worry, I won't have bad intentions towards you. The dizzy brain was stimulated by the sudden happiness, and it also made him think of something: "Wait, can you see this child?" ”

"I'm a ghost, he's also a ghost, why can't I see it?" The girl said curiously.

"Ghosts? Are you a ghost? Zhang Xiaofan felt that the alcohol was rushing to his brain at the moment, and he was drunk on the road all of a sudden: "Why is it a ghost again?"

The pedestrians on the road looked at Zhang Xiaofan talking to himself and dancing before, and thought that he had fallen into evil; Now that I saw him drunk, I realized that he was a drunk.

After Zhang Xiaofan woke up, he found that he was already in the hotel.

A burst of food fragrance came to his face, Zhang Xiaofan got out of bed, and when he came to the kitchen, he found that there was a concave and convex shadow swinging the kitchenware, and under the light, this shadow looked a little foggy.

"Ahh This is my dream girlfriend! Zhang Xiaofan was a little stunned for a while.

"Is it pretty?" Xiao Liang pushed his elbow against Zhang Xiaofan and said.

"Well, it's beautiful!" Zhang Xiaofan gradually recalled yesterday's experience, and finally remembered: "No! She's a ghost! ”

As soon as the girl turned her head, her delicate and refined face was not stained with dust, just like a fairy, she smiled slightly, her eyes narrowed into the crook of the moon: "You're awake!" I've already cooked the meal, you can wait a little longer and eat. ”

Seeing Zhang Xiaofan turn into a pig brother again, you don't have to guess to know that Zhang Xiaofan's inner thoughts must be like this: 'It doesn't matter if she is a human or a ghost, if she can follow me for the rest of her life, I will be happy to live a short life of ten years!'" ’

"Okay, okay, then I'll wait in the living room." After sitting in the living room, Zhang Xiaofan put away his pig brother and said to Xiaoliang: "Xiaoliang, have you talked to her?" Why did that stout man arrest her yesterday? ”

"I haven't talked to her! After carrying you back, she fainted, and it must have been a lot of effort against the strong man, but I know why. Xiaoliang asked Zhang Xiaofan to light a stick of incense and squinted with enjoyment: "When she is alive, she should be like you, she can see ghosts, and this ability is innate!" As a result, her soul is very thick, and as long as she eats her, she can get fifty years of cultivation out of thin air. ”

Zhang Xiaofan was surprised: "There are still ghosts eating ghosts in your ghost world?" ”

"Of course! If it is a person who dies at the end of his life and dies normally, as soon as he dies, black and white impermanence will be brought to the underworld. And we, the ghosts, have only two ways to go, either do a thousand good deeds, get a ticket to enter the underworld, and wait for reincarnation; Either work hard to become a ghost immortal, and after passing the assessment, you can enter the underworld. ”

Xiao Liang paused and said: "Some ghosts will practice by unscrupulous means, such as devouring the same kind, or directly eating the soul of a human being, the latter kind is too blatant and will attract the attention of the underworld, so devouring the same kind is the best choice." But even so, if it is discovered by the underworld, it will also be destroyed. ”

The girl came with the food and asked with a smile, "What are you talking about?" ”

"I'm talking about you!" Zhang Xiaofan stood up and took the meal: "My name is Zhang Xiaofan, you can call me handsome, what is your name?" ”

"Chen Yating is my name," she said with Zhang Xiaofan's cheap expression: "Just call me a beauty." ”

"Well, beauty, do you have any plans for the future? You can't keep following me, can you? Zhang Xiaofan looked at the delicious and fragrant food in front of him and said embarrassedly.

"Can't you? Can you bear to watch me, a delicate female ghost, being rubbed and abused by yesterday's strong man? Chen Yating's big eyes widened and pretended to be pitiful.

Zhang Xiaofan instantly softened: "I can't bear it, but people and ghosts have different paths, I'm afraid that your yin energy will overwhelm my yang energy and crush me to death." ”

"No, no, no, I have cultivated, and my soul is relatively thick, and it will not leak out of yin qi!" Chen Yating said: "Besides, you are followed by a half-step ghost immortal, if I have any abnormalities, he will also suppress them in time, right?" ”

Zhang Xiaofan was eating in a big gulp, and when he heard the term half-step ghost fairy, he felt very incredible, and he pointed at Xiaoliang: "Half-step ghost fairy? Just him? Just this little kid? ”

Xiao Liang looked at Zhang Xiaofan with disdain, and turned his head to look at Chen Yating: "You want me to protect you by the way, right?" Knowing that I can't react to the beauty plan, I tempted Zhang Xiaofan, a mortal, and I really had an idea. ”

Chen Yating's plan was exposed, her face turned red, and she buried her head in her chest in embarrassment.

Zhang Xiaofan finished the last bite of food, slapped the chopsticks on the table and said, "Okay!" Even if it's a beauty trick, I'm willing to jump down, Tingting, you can follow me in the future, I will do my best to protect you! ”

Xiao Liang stomped his feet, and the 'elephant' shook a few times, expressing anger: "Get out!" In the end, I will definitely have to work hard, and my mission is not to protect her! ”

During the quarrel, Chen Yating burst out laughing, how long has it been since it was so easy?