Chapter 11 The Bad Marriage Tomb Will Walk
With a punch, Wu Peng's anger suddenly seemed to have found a channel to vent, don't mention the feeling in his heart, just one word - cool!
"Xiao Ding, you ......" Hu Bayi was shocked and angry, and he couldn't imagine how a little girl who was delicate and shy a moment ago suddenly turned into a female tyrannosaurus at this moment. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"What are you?" Where was Wu Peng willing to talk nonsense with him, he kicked him directly and kicked Hu Bayi to the sky.
"You're crazy!" Hu Bayi was about to collapse, he couldn't figure out what he had done wrong. was struggling to get up, Wu Peng had already stepped on his chest, pointed at his nose condescendingly and said, "Dare to come close to me again, kick your balls!" ”
When Hu Bayi heard this, he immediately felt a chill in his crotch, and the words that came to his mouth were immediately swallowed back, with a look of grievance.
Wu Peng, who cares if he is wronged or not? It's a bastard like you who doesn't pay attention to righteousness, even if you're the protagonist!
vented his anger, Wu Peng only felt refreshed at this time. called Ding Sitian a few more times in his heart, but the girl still didn't respond, and Wu Peng couldn't help but wonder.
According to what the old man said, after Ding Sitian voluntarily gave him control of his body, the two could still communicate, but why didn't Ding Sitian respond?
Forget it, I don't want to do so much, just find a place where no one is there to change it back.
Thinking of this, Wu Pengqi also came out, and he was too lazy to pretend to entangle with Hu Bayi, so he walked out.
Hu Ba still can't understand how this routine is reversed so thoroughly, seeing Xiao Ding walking out of the yurt without hesitation, he didn't say anything about beating himself, he was like ashes for a while, and lay flat on the ground.
When he went out, he saw that Wang Fatzi was wearing a pair of myopic glasses, and he was opening the curtain and peeking in, obviously the movement inside alarmed him.
As soon as Wu Peng came out, Wang Fatzi jumped to the side as if he had a spring under his feet, and he didn't know where to put his hands and feet.
"What, I'm just going to go around." Wang Fatzi sneered, "Xiaoding, I heard ...... just now."
"You were reading a poem just now?" Wu Peng said with a smile, "Wrote it for me?" ”
"Huh? This one...... Hehe. Wang Fatzi scratched his head and smiled, "Xiaoding, did you hear that?" What do you think of my writing? ”
"You really wrote it for me," Wu Peng said with a smile, "then what's so embarrassing." ”
"No, no, no, don't be embarrassed, really." Wang Fatzi was simply flattered, his face was full of surprise, and he hit the railway while it was hot: "Xiaoding, in fact, poetry represents my heart, you know, I have always been ......"
Wu Peng stretched out his hand to stop him and said, "You wrote a poem for me, and I will write you a poem. ”
"Hey, hey! Ha ha! That's a good idea! "The fat man is so happy that he scratches his ears and cheeks, and dances quickly." Hey, then I'll take a note of it, Xiaoding, you're so good to me! ”
"You don't have to remember, you just listen."
Wu Peng looked into the distance and said loudly: "Grassland, you are so big. O grassland, you are so wide! Why can't you see the edge at a glance? ”
Wu Peng turned his head, looked at the fat man with a smile and chanted the last sentence: "Because you are short-sighted." ”
The expression on the fat man's face instantly froze, revealing an extremely embarrassed look, and his movements were extremely stiff and ripped off the myopic glasses on the bridge of his nose, and he opened his mouth several times, but he couldn't speak.
"Haha, kidding you!" Wu Peng patted him on the shoulder.
The fat man breathed a sigh of relief all of a sudden, and sneered: "I said, hehe, Xiaoding, you are so humorous." ”
"Humor, huh?" Wu Peng leaned into his ear with a smile and said softly: "Fatty, we can only be buddies, don't fix these useless things in the future, don't you understand?" ”
"Huh?" Wang Fatzi was stunned for a moment, and immediately forced a laugh: "Oh, I know, I am, hehe, I just write for fun." Actually...... It's nothing. ”
Wu Peng smiled and nodded: "You are a good person, a good friend." Let's go! ”
After that, Wu Peng strode into the distance in a very chic manner.
Behind him, Wang Fatzi's expression didn't know whether to cry or laugh, he wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, slapped himself hard, and scolded: "Wang Kaixuan, Wang Kaixuan, you stupid donkey!" You're playing smashed! ”
"However, why is Xiao Ding so strange today?" Wang Fatzi muttered with a confused expression.
Helping Ding Sitian reject the two suitors at once, Wu Peng couldn't be too happy in his heart. Enjoying the beautiful scenery of the grassland at the end of the sixties, Wu Peng strode into the dense forest, found a place where no one was, and he took his consciousness back.
As soon as he took it back, Ding Sitian's angry voice resounded throughout the entire personality space!
"Ding Xiaopang! What did you do! You actually beat Hu Bayi, and you also read limericks to the fat man, how can you do this! Oh, you hate it to death, how can you go to see them when you're so ****? You've killed me! No, I'm going to apologize to Hu Bayi and them! ”
Wu Peng sneered lazily: "Just after beating someone, go and apologize to others, others will treat you as a psychopath." ”
"You beat it, not me!" Ding Sitian said angrily, "Why are you beating people?" Everyone is a good comrade, what problems can't be solved calmly? Ding Xiaopang, you disappointed me so much! ”
Wu Peng rolled his eyes and changed the subject: "Hey, why do you know what I do?" Then why did you ignore me when I was talking to you just now? ”
Ding Sitian exploded directly when he heard this: "Are you embarrassed to say it?" I've been talking to you all the time, and I'm almost screaming that you ignore me! Hmph, you just did it on purpose! ”
Wu Peng was stunned and said, "Then where were you when I controlled my body?" ”
"I'm with you," Ding Sitian said, "It's with you with a pair of eyes, a nose and a pair of hands!" Hmph, Ding Xiaopang, for the first time in my life, I know what it's like to beat someone, or beat my own comrades, it's up to you! ”
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A flash of inspiration flashed in Wu Peng's heart, and he faintly felt that he had caught something, but was immediately interrupted by Ding Sitian's frantic yelling.
He couldn't help frowning, and said helplessly: "Okay, it's a big deal, you tell them that you are schizophrenic, and what you did just now is not your subjective consciousness." ”
"How's that going to work?" Ding Sitian immediately became nervous, "I can't let anyone know about your existence!" Chubby, they're going to force me to see a doctor. ”
"Then let's go and see." Wu Peng said casually.
"No, what if the doctor cures me?" Ding Sitian was even more nervous.
"Cured?" Wu Peng sneered and was about to say two sarcastic words, but he was suddenly stunned.
"If it's really cured, you'll be gone......," Ding Sitian said sullenly, "Chubby, although we just started talking, you're just like my son......"
"Who's your son!" Wu Peng shouted in shame, a little crying and laughing in his heart. He had just been moved by the girl's simplicity and kindness, and these two goods suddenly came up with such a sentence.
"Hehe, anyway, you were born because of me, no different from my son!" Ding Sitian's way of thinking is really extraordinary, and his emotions change very quickly, and he is happy again at this moment. "But you have to be good in the future, forget it this time, you can't do it next time. Otherwise, I won't let you out! ”
What a terrible threat!
Wu Peng rolled his eyes.
"Alas, you got into trouble, and you want me to apologize to others. Fortunately, Hu Bayi and the fat man are good, and they will definitely forgive me. Otherwise, hum, you'll be miserable! Ding Sitian chattered endlessly, Wu Peng subconsciously wanted to stop, but Ding Sitian's next sentence immediately lifted his spirits!
"By the way, we will set off for Turji Mountain in the afternoon, I heard that there is a thousand-year-old goddess tomb there, and Political Commissar Yuan wants to take us to break the four olds and defeat all cows, ghosts, snakes and gods! Chubby, you have to be obedient, and when the time comes, I will consider letting you out, so that you can see how high our revolutionary enthusiasm is! ”
Tomb of the thousand-year-old goddess!
Wu Peng took a deep breath, is this about to start?