Chapter 35: Gnomes - Asking for Subscriptions
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Gaunt said proudly, "How's it going?" Heroes, we're sincere enough, aren't we? As long as you drink that glass of wine???"
Kirk looked around at the team.
"These dwarfs do have the capital."
"Of course, they are experts in crafting artifacts, Thor's hammer, Odin's spear, transforming helmets, basically the artifacts used by the Norse gods, are all made by dwarves," Wang Han said coldly.
"What do you say we should do?" Kirk burst into laughter.
"You can't drink poisonous wine" Chubby laughed very obscenely: "You can't do without treasures." β
"Rob him!" Suresi roared like thunder.
"DON'T SAY IT SO UGLY" LYNN IS MORE TREACHEROUS THAN CHUBBY: "THAT'S CALLED LAUGHING AND THANKING." β
Sheva muttered, "These wealth fans, the gnomes must have gone crazy to take the initiative to transport boxes of treasures to you. Not only will you not be able to get back the Nibelungen's ring, but you will also lose these treasures???"
Wang Han sneered: "It's just right, our team is about to run out of funds. Your skills are constantly upgrading and becoming more and more powerful, but you are consuming more and more soul crystals, and I am almost unable to pay for them. Rob it for the old lady! β
Kirk clapped his hands and said to the anxious Gaunt, "Okay, we know your intentions, now ???"
CHUBBY, LYNN, AND SURISI SWARMED UP, AND THE VIKING WARRIORS WERE VETERANS OF ROBBERY, DRIVING THE GNOMES AWAY, AND THE TREASURE FELL INTO THE HANDS OF THE WOLVES???
"Hero??? What are you doing here? Gaunt stammered: "Is our mind ????"
Kirk smiled and said, "We will accept your wishes." I also took the wine. Go back. β
Gaunt was so anxious that he stammered: "You??? You??? You're fooling ???"
Alberich, who was on the sidelines, jumped up. Draw a dark gold axe: "Do it!" β
Kirk sneered, "I finally can't help but do it??? You guys, let's do it too! β
Unceremoniously, Thor slammed the dark gold axe offered by the Viking warriors and slashed at one of the surrounding gnomes.
Alberich shouted, he was a legendary dwarf who could be atomized directly. With a shrill howl, it directly turned into a cloud of mist and pounced on Kirk, who was carrying a heavy treasure!
Brenwald led eight Valkyries and rushed towards the gnomes. These dwarfs are abducted everywhere. This led directly to the outflow of the Nibelungen's ring. It caused turmoil in Asgard and gave birth to infinite incidents. Brenwald hated these guys, especially Alberich.
Mime also rushed towards Kirk, who was the same as his brother Alberich. Also covet the ring of the Nibelungen.
Gunt is no exception.
The gnomes drew their weapons. Pounce on these eyesores.
The Viking warriors also the guys. Rush to the gnomes.
The battle broke out in an instant.
Wang Han waved his staff and directly froze Alberich, who pounced on Kirk.
The atomized Alberich was suddenly frozen into an ice lump.
Kirk was besieged by numerous gnomes. The sharp weapon rained down on Kirk's body.
Gnomes are skilled in mining and forging, so their weapons are among the best of the many races. Although they were suppressed by Kirk and other contractors in terms of strength, with their nimble skills, short stature, and sharp weapons, they actually made Kirk scramble for a while, and without paying attention, they were actually stabbed into the thigh by Mimei's short blade, which hurt his heart.
"Nima!" Kirk was furious: "I almost cut off my sons, you filthy things!" β
Alberich whistled, and the ground on the top of the mountain rumbled and cracked!
The ground trembled, and a deep crack cracked in the middle.
Machines made of fine armor slowly walked out of the cracks, they were 5-10 meters tall, their bodies were made of metal, their magic eyes emitted a terrifying red energy luster, and the towering fumaroles behind them were still spewing steam???
"You greedy gods!" Alberich screamed frantically: "Plunder our wealth, take away my treasure, we will punish you today, look." You have divine powers, we have technology! This is the first generation of EVA we produced! Driver on! β
Many gnomes rushed out and rushed to the machine armor that "clanged" out of the crack in the ground.
The armor "silkily" opened the glass cockpit, greeted the pilot in, and then closed it one after another.
Before, the dwarfs fought against the Protoss, the Giant Clan, and even the Terrans, and they all lost more than they won, so they naturally suffered a big loss. But they also have their own advantages, that is, they have endless minerals and advanced technology, skilled craftsmen, can forge world-leading machines and battle equipment, which gives full play to their advantages.
So, after the sacrifice of poisoned wine failed, these dwarfs began to use hard methods to deal with the gods.
"This is the dwarf clan, with our craftsmanship, the final battle weapon - EVA, you will die!" Alberich screamed and jumped into one of the biggest machines: "My one, called the Death Gundam, you guys will die for me!" β
The otaku Chubby has black lines, eating and looking at the robot that is spewing black smoke: "You??? Is this called Gundam? Or the Reaper Gundam? You're brainstorming, right? Is the Reaper Gundam so ugly? β
Alberich screamed: "I don't care! I'm going to take back my dear baby, the Ring of the Nibelungen! Without it, my life has no meaning! In order to get it, I swore never to marry for the rest of my life, but this ring was taken away by the despicable Odin and Loki, so I had to marry a wife and have children, and devote myself to studying these ironclad machines, and today I will make you Protoss pay the price! β
Before he could finish speaking, the Death Gundam under his seat rushed over!
His target is Kirk, who uses teleportation to escape back into the team's formation.
After rushing to Kirk's side, the two iron fists of the Reaper Gundam clenched together and smashed Kirk on the head viciously.
Suresi rushed forward with a brisk stride, and the dark golden Spartan shield in his hand was raised high to block this mortal blow!
"Boom"!
The crowd was shocked by the earth-shattering sound. Covered his ears.
"The strength is at 100 points" Su Rayxi bit her lower lip and insisted: "I can't hold on anymore." β
"What's going on? Big? Xiaopang was puzzled: "When you collided with those enemies, you obviously encountered a strong man with more than 100 strengths, I think you are easy to follow, why can't this guy with 100 points hold on?" β
Su Rayxi smiled bitterly: "Because no matter how high the value of the force is, it is an attack again and again, and there will be no continuous force in the middle." But the power of this robot is continuous, and there is no end to it. I was at a stalemate. It must not be its opponent. β
Before his words fell, the Reaper Gundam grabbed him as he ran out of strength and threw it high into the sky!
Suresi, who lost cover in the air, was instantly killed by the gnomes' robots. Hold the burning rocks high. Hit with one fire oil bomb after another!
The gnomes certainly didn't invent something as rebellious as the bullet. But they are deep in the land of magma, and there is no shortage of fire oil and rocks in their hands, and fire oil bombs made from these things. It's just as powerful!
Suresi had nowhere to borrow his strength in the air, so he could only cover his face with a shield and let the fire oil bombs attack!
Burn in flames.
Alberich piloted the Reaper Gundam and punched through the burning Suresi, and in Suresi's roar, he was beaten into a ball of fire, flying out of the coffin and falling to the ground.
Alberich, who was sitting in the driver's seat at the beginning of the assault, felt good about himself, and he was extremely inferior, and he stole the Rhine magic gold mainly to avenge the ridicule of the three fairies of the Rhine. Back then, this guy ran to the Rhine River and peeked at the three beautiful water fairies playing naked in the water, and under his lust, he actually proposed to the three fairies.
This is really a goddess of dick silk's counterattack.
As expected, the three white Fumei seriously despised Alberich's fantasy that the toad wanted to eat swan meat.
So Alberich was perverted.
That's why there was the infinite turmoil behind and the amazing invention of these tin cans.
The ironclad robots in which the gnomes rode suddenly burst into black smoke and rushed towards Kirk's team and the Viking warriors.
"Imperial Chinese Strike Regiment??? Sortie ???"
"Roar ???" Looking at these short, wrinkled, green-skinned, five-short-stature gnomes, riding in even uglier, aesthetically unaesthetic robots, proudly baring their big golden teeth and waving their claws, and then contacting the beautiful name they shouted, Otaku Chubby finally couldn't help but vomit.
What's the connection?
Could it be that this Alberich picked up a bunch of comic books, or did he pass through the two-dimensional realm, gilded it, and finally became perverted after returning from his studies?
This disgusting name, coupled with an even more disgusting shape, is much more lethal than the direct lethality of these tin cans.
Losing Suresi, the front of the team suddenly opened the door, and these guys were killed into the team, and for a while, the dust was actually billowing and the mecha shook the sky, suppressing the Kirk team.
However, at this time, Sheva's sniper rifle rang out, and a bullet pierced the thermal cooling pipe of Alberich, who was besieging Kirk, and cooling water gushed out.
"Why is it so hot?" Alberich tried to endure it, but their craftsmanship was already backward, and the cooling was all about cold water, so the temperature in the cockpit rose rapidly.
Seeing the bargain, Kirk wielded his sword and wreaked havoc on Alberich, not allowing him time to repair the machine.
In fact, Alberich dared to use these iron-skinned monsters to fight against the Norse gods led by Odin, so he naturally had something to rely on. The defenses of these iron robots are very strong, with Thor's great strength, plus the attack power of the dark gold axe, you don't want to break through the defenses of these "EVA" and "Gundam" with the axe. And their strength is more than 100 points, coupled with the terrifying numerical advantage, even against the main gods such as Thor and Brenwald, they are also ping pong for a while, and it is difficult to distinguish the winner from the loser.
Of course, this level is still not enough to see Odin, and it is only a matter of time before it collapses. But if Alberrich can get his wish, take back the ring of the Nibelungen, and use [Ragnarok] against Odin and other gods, depriving the gods of all their divine powers, leaving only personal force.
The so-called Longyou Shoal was played by shrimp, the tiger fell in Pingyang and was bullied by dogs, and the plucked phoenix was not as good as a chicken. Even Odin, after being deprived of his divine power by the Nibelungen's ring, is not necessarily so heroic and invincible, right?
So, is it easy to besiege the gods who have lost their divine power with a powerful group of mechas?
It should be said. If the gnomes can get their hands on the Nibelungen's ring, they might be able to make a comeback and beat the Protoss to the ground.
But unfortunately, the opponent they are going to rob this time is the Kirk team, who has always been good at finding faults.
As a result, not only was the poisoned wine confiscated, but the treasure was confiscated, and the ring was not even seen. was also beaten in the face by the Kirk team.
The leader of the so-called "Imperial Chinese Strike Regiment", the great misty dwarf Alberich, is finally steamed into a crab. Blushing. Jumped out of the cockpit, which was already hundreds of degrees hot.
"How's this sauna going?" Kirk sneered and slashed at the sword: "Do you want to taste the taste of sauna again?" β
Alberich scolded so hard that it was hard to hear.
Kirk didn't have anything, Wang Han couldn't help but use ice magic to completely freeze his angry scolding.
Kirk directly captured Alberich.
The battle. It's not so much a duel to the death. More like a farce.
Gnomes can't say they don't have hole cards. But they used the wrong cards in their holes. These contractors are not the silly plot hero Siegfeld, but the cunning contractors!
The other gnomes didn't last long either.
With the assistance of Saul, Brenwald, Regner and others, under the frantic attacks of the team. The legendary dwarf Mimmey, King Gaunt of Gibli, and Hagen, the son of Alberich, were all captured.
Alberrich scolded.
Kirk glanced at Thor.
Thor has been with Kirk and these lewd guys for a long time, and has also changed from a simple and honest man to unfortunately degenerate and learned to deceive people, and he immediately let out a thunderous version of his voice: "Brother Kirk, we Protoss need to find this hateful dwarf who is trying to subvert the rule of Protoss, and you have made a great contribution this time!" Wait until I slaughter them and reward you!" β
Kirk grabbed Alberich's neck: "Do you want to live or die?" β
Alberich had lost his mind and howled: "Without the ring of the Nibelungen, I would rather die???"
Mi Mei smiled flatteringly: "Leave my brother alone, he has always been crazy, I want to live!" I want to live! β
Kirk glanced at the treasure chest handed over by the gnomes: "Do you still have the contents there?" If you want to live, you have to hand over your treasure! β
LYNN KICKED OPEN THE LID OF THE TREASURE CHEST, REVEALING A ROGUE FACE: "HEY! What kind of rotten things are these, if you want to survive, you have to hand over more good things??? Hey? β
LYNN KICKED THE HEDRON AND EQUIPMENT OFF THE SURFACE, REVEALING THE LEAD AND IRON ORE UNDERNEATH, WHICH WERE ALSO PAINTED GOLD, CAMOUFLAGING THE GOLD EQUIPMENT???
Obviously, even if you want to design a ring that wants to return to the Nibelungen, the dwarf's nature of asking for money and not wanting to die is still stubbornly working, and this box of treasure is a typical example of shoddy, short of pounds and pounds.
"Nima! Dare to lie to us? Kirk was furious, grabbed Mimei's neck, and sneered, "You must still have a lot of treasures in your hands!" Give it all to me! β
Mi Mei was out of breath and shh???h Our big brother??? In order to seek revenge on the Protoss, he has spent all the savings of the clan and turned into these iron-skinned robots??? Spare us???"
The crowd was disappointed.
It is reasonable to say that these giant robots cost a lot of money, but unfortunately they can't knock on the bamboo poles of these dwarfs this time.
But Kirk was unmoved, and sneered: "Fart! You just want to get the Norse gods with these tin cans? Even if Alberich is a madman, I don't believe he doesn't have any other hole cards and everything else to hand over! β
Mi Mei was helpless, and in order to survive, she finally took out a bunch of things from the warehouse.
"What is this?" Chubby couldn't wait to pick it up and take a look, and smiled dumbly: "Gas mask? β
Kirk looked at it, and sure enough, it was a gas mask.
"You dare to play with me?" Kirk picked up poor Mime again.
Mi Mei shook her head and said in fear: "My lord, this is really the last hole card of our dwarf clan." β
"What is the most important hole card in the back of a gas mask?" Kirk said sharply: "Could it be that someone here will use biological and chemical weapons?" β
Mi Mei honestly confessed: "Since we have been plotting to take revenge on the gods, there are all kinds of forces that are dissatisfied with the gods, and they have come to us to cooperate with our dwarfs, asking for money, weapons, artifacts or something. Alberich turned it down, but eventually, Loki returned to the Underworld and told us that he had taken control of Asgard's defenses. Preparations are underway to finally destroy Odin and the other gods and raze Asgard to the ground. We gnomes are also ready for battle. He tells us that the poison dragon Nidhogg is about to hollow out the deep roots of the Tree of the World, and that Asgard is running out of gas. When the time comes, he will let the giant wolf Fenrir devour the sun and the moon, and the giant serpent JΓΆrmungadr will unleash a great flood to destroy the atrium of the world and wash the flood directly into the heavenly realm. The poison dragon Nidhogg will breathe poisonous mist, poisoning all living things in the world, including the gods, who cannot resist the erosion of the poisonous mist. The fire giants of the south and the frost giants of the north will follow the flood to Asgard in ships built by our gnomes. The Queen of Hera, the underworld, will travel to Asgard with an army of the undead. He's going to destroy the city completely! He called this great siege the twilight of the gods! β
Listening to Mime's explanation, Thor, Brenwald and other ten gods all changed color!
If it is really as Mime said, many powerful forces will launch the Battle of the Ragnarok against Asgard at the same time, and Asgard will also be controlled by Loki, the villain, the city defense and Odin, and it will almost be defeated!
Fenrir the wolf, JΓΆrmungΓ₯rd the serpent, Nid Hogg the poison dragon???
Syrtel, the king of the fire giants of the south, carries the "Demon Sword of Fire"
Heliem, the king of the frost giants of the north, is comparable in force to Odin???
Plus Hera, the queen of the underworld, with her army of the undead and ferocious dogs???
There are also dissident races such as gnomes???
Every enemy should not be underestimated. (To be continued......)