Chapter 33: The Great Smash Bros. (1)

As mentioned before, anyone who grasps the handle of a certain person can control that person. Cheng Gonggong is undoubtedly the best of them, and he has been by the emperor's side in the palace all the year round, allowing him to control all the ministers in the court, and use them to threaten military generals and civil officials.

But this time, Cheng's father-in-law is destined to be planted.

Time goes back to the night before Cheng's father-in-law died.

"Your Majesty, this trip to Mount Tai, if the emperor can personally award the trophy to Niangniang, Niangniang will definitely be moved!"

With a cheap smile on his face, he and the emperor squatted side by side in the palace of the palace, chatting with each other.

"yes, it's hard to catch one, I have to use a snack no matter how I find it, right?"

The emperor also had a rippling face, as if he had seen a good life of happiness (sexuality) in the future.

"In fact, Your Majesty, Brother Fa, if the two of you go on like this, it is estimated that the happy life will be gone. The little brother just got the news that Gonggong Cheng is ready to play as an emperor tomorrow in the Yin Emperor! ”

Suddenly, the gate of the palace was pushed open, and Lin Ruofan came in with a swagger, followed by an old man with a strange face.

"It's you?! You can talk nonsense?! ”

Before the emperor could come back to his senses, he jumped up and covered Lin Ruofan's mouth to prevent him from talking nonsense.

"Ah Fa. All right! Let go of his mouth! ”

The emperor waved his hand indifferently, letting Ling Lingfa let go of Lin Ruofan's mouth, and then looked at Lin Ruofan with a smile and said, "You kid, you are everywhere!" Don't worry, I know! ”

The emperor knows about this?!

"Your Majesty, do you know about this?!"

Lin Ruofan touched his nose, and his face turned red. I felt that I was tired and tired all the way from Tongzhou just to be treated as a monkey for people to observe.

"Not only do I know that you came all the way from Tongzhou, but I also know the origin of the old man behind you! Right? The Great Onmyoji Huang Shang Huang Senior? ”

The emperor smiled, but turned his head to the old man behind Lin Ruofan, and said with a solemn expression. If you ignore his ass that is still firmly attached to the ground, at this moment he is really the Ninety-Five Venerable who is in charge of the world!

"Huang Shang, the former criminal minister, knocked on the emperor!"

At this time, the old man can't pretend anymore, everyone will stab you at the bottom, and if you pretend to be dead!

"Senior Huang, please get up, Senior Huang is dedicated to the world, I am deeply grateful, no need to be polite!"

The emperor hurriedly stood up and walked a few steps, helped Huang Shang up, and revealed a lot of news in his words.

The people in yellow clothes are old and fine, so they can naturally hear what the emperor said, and they immediately stroked their beards and smiled, and the old and the young suddenly looked harmonious, and put Lin Ruofan aside.

Leave me alone......

Lin Ruofan looked at the emperor with a sudden change in his painting style, and the whole person was not good, what kind of god is this Nima? Panic when you say good, panic when you say good, desperately ask for help when you say good?! Play me, huh?!

"That's it! Don't look like a dead father, if the emperor doesn't know anything, what else is the emperor? We've known about this for a long time, and we've made arrangements. But since you're here, do yourself a favor! ”

Zero Hair put his arm around Lin Ruofan's shoulder, smiled and took out a bright yellow scroll from his arms, stuffed it into Lin Ruofan's arms, and said: "Originally, General Li wanted me to run there, but since you are here, then this arduous task will be handed over to you!" ”

After speaking, Ling Lingfa also patted Lin Ruofan's shoulder, with an expression of "I am optimistic about you".

It's lazy, isn't it...... This must be lazy!

"I'll go to General Li, what about you?!"

Lin Ruofan's face was weird, did this bits and pieces throw away all the rituals?

"I was protecting the emperor at the time!"

Zero Hair said the righteousness and awe-inspiring, and the face was not red and the heart was not beating nonsense.

Lin Ruofan: "......"

The emperor's decree is just one thought: I know about the dirty things you are secretly doing, but I don't want to care about it, as long as you are lost, I can forgive. As long as you chop the white-eyed wolf of Cheng's father-in-law into meat sauce tomorrow! Of course, if you don't agree, I will cut off the heads of your nine clans!

The only reason why a group of generals were usurped by Cheng's father-in-law was because he was worried that the emperor would be razed by the nine clans after he found out. Both horizontally and vertically are dead, it is better to follow Cheng Gonggong to do a vote, maybe if you are lucky, you can be a minister from the dragon.

But as soon as this edict came out, the handle in Cheng's father-in-law's hand became a piece of waste paper. The generals who were forced by Cheng Gonggong to have no way out suddenly found that behind them was a retreat road that was enough to run five carriages side by side, and they also made a fucking fart! That old eunuch has held our handle and I don't know how many times he has blackmailed us, and he has long seen him unpleasant! Now the emperor has issued an order, ****!

So, when Cheng Gonggong found out, he had been surrounded by a thick human wall by a group of sergeants who were eyeing him, and it was difficult to fly!

Squatting high, he naturally sees far away, Lin Ruofan sees the current situation clearly, and also knows that Cheng's father-in-law is estimated to be unable to escape this time, so he roared so loudly.

The reason why he roared so loudly was that there were two intentions: first, to attract the attention of Cheng's father-in-law to the little shoemaker; 2. Give the little shoemaker a chance, isn't that how it plays out in the plot? The little shoemaker was beaten into a trapeze by Cheng's father-in-law, and then exploded!

It turns out that being smart is useful in general, but when it comes to big scenes, it is likely to go wrong. For example, now.

Lin Ruofan's voice did not make Cheng's father-in-law's attention deflect in the slightest, but instead rushed to the front of your General Li for a moment, his expression changed greatly, and he blurted out a sentence involuntarily: "Son!" ”

Son?! Didn't you say that General Li had no children under his knees? Why did a son suddenly pop up?!

All of a sudden, there was a raging flame burning in the emperor's eyes, and a flame called gossip was constantly burning his heart, as if thousands of cat paws were scratching.

In the same mood, there are also those sergeants who are eyeing each other, General Li, who is the only one in the army, actually has an illegitimate child?!

"Hahaha...... Captain Wu! Congratulations on the reunion of father and son! It is our family's fault that you have been pretending to be General Li for so many years, causing your father and son to not be able to see each other for more than 20 years! ”

Cheng's crazy laughter rang out, and it was like a huge bomb exploding around everyone!

What?! General Li turned out to be Captain Wu pretending?! Who is Captain Wu?!

The current situation is like a pack of predatory wolves, who have already caught their prey, but suddenly find that the head wolf who is giving orders has suddenly become a husky!

The matter of Captain Wu is only known to a limited number of people, and the officers and soldiers at the bottom do not know about it.

Cheng Gonggong, what he wants is this commotion!

Like a flash of lightning, Gonggong Cheng jumped up and pounced on the emperor from above the commotion crowd, his hideous face was like a demon coming out of hell!

"Not good! Stop the old eunuch! ”

Lin Ruofan, who saw this scene, also knew that he had messed up, and suddenly roared angrily, and the whole person turned into a streamer and went straight to the emperor!

"Thief bold!!"

Huang Sheng and Lu Xiaofeng's faces changed drastically, this old eunuch is going crazy! Dare to hijack the emperor among the hosts!

"Your opponent is us!"

The figures of Huang Sheng and Lu Xiaofeng just rose into the air, and two cold and stiff voices rang out, and at the same time, two figures wrapped in black clothes and black pants stood in front of the two of them, blocking their way!

Grandmasters and Half-Grandmasters!

Huang Sheng and Lu Xiaofeng's pupils suddenly shrank!

"Get out of here!"

When Gonggong Cheng saw that Lin Ruofan, a little insect in the acquired realm, dared to stop him, he was immediately furious, and with a wave of his sleeves, a huge force suddenly hit Lin Ruofan's body, and on the spot, Lin Ruofan flew sideways like a kite with a broken string, crashed into the crowd, and knocked the forbidden army guarding the emperor into a person on his back! And he turned his hands into claws and grabbed the emperor fiercely!

"Moondew!"

The little shoemaker had just stood up from the forbidden army where people were turning over on their backs, and when he saw Cheng Gonggong grabbing Yuelu fairly, he was in a hurry, and he opened his hands, and the whole person was in front of Yuelu.

"Son!"

General Li...... When Captain Wu saw that his son had made such a deadly move, he immediately screamed in a hurry, and the whole person rushed towards the figure of Cheng's father-in-law!