In the end, I couldn't hear the content of the cute girl's phone call clearly.,I can only do it hastily.。

"Uncle, this girl is a thousand-year-old scolding god." I muttered.

Going out into the kitchen, the little Taoist priest made a cow gesture. "This woman, none of us dare to mess with her, a well-known charter wife, scolding people for three days without the same."

"Why did she give you some vendettas?"

"It's not an old way, the layout of her house suppresses the fortune of the people in front of her, and the old road has helped her, who knows that he is a tigress. Last time, I asked Lao Dao to calculate the life span of his mother-in-law, who would calculate this kind of unconscionable thing, Liang Zi became deeper and deeper. ”

"Ahem, Lu Sheng, what are you talking about, let her scold if he wants to." The old way patted the edge of the bowl. This master and apprentice, one will be a master and an apprentice, and the other will be an old stinky boy.

It wasn't until noon that the fat woman went home, thinking that this was the end of it, and then came back in the afternoon to scold, and the scolding was even more vigorous, this is scolding and it doesn't affect going home to cook, I really want to see what her husband is like.

I sat at the door of the Taoist temple to take a nap, the fat woman couldn't come in, pointed at me at the door and scolded, scolded, as long as it didn't affect my sleep, I just made him angry, how could I have a kind of pleasure.

Niu Pang went out with a hoe and didn't know what to do, followed by Lu Bo. The little Taoist priest also sent it thousands of miles away.

"They're going to dig wild vegetables, aren't you going?" The little Taoist priest asked me.

"You're telling me when everyone has gone to the bottom of the mountain?" I jumped to my feet and replied.

Seeing the fat woman of the little Taoist priest, she scolded even more, "The master is inhumane, and the apprentice is not better, and he is still in the world, and there are still women hidden in the Taoist temple, who knows what you have done." ”

I hurriedly took out my mobile phone, "Let's laugh, will the little Taoist priest be popular when it is spread on the Internet?" ”

The little Taoist priest casually chimed in, "It should be." ”

Pull me to the main hall, mysterious. I saw that the woman didn't follow. whispered: "Her family's affairs are a little troublesome, and the old way means to go to her house tomorrow to have a look." ”

"This fat woman, who is bent on killing her mother-in-law, you will help him?" It's not my business, and even I can't get angry.

"Look at her appearance, it should be a big deal, Lao Dao saw that this woman Yin Tang was black in the morning, and if she didn't interfere, she just wanted to teach this woman who had no one in her eyes a lesson, you look at it, she will definitely not leave at night." That's right.

I looked at the woman who stopped outside the door, "Be angry with her before helping him, you don't speak, you are too lazy to care about her, she doesn't think so, thinking that you are afraid of her, look at my brother." ”

When the fat woman outside the door saw me come out, her head was raised a little higher, and her eyes glanced at me, "Eldest sister, you go back first, even if I'm afraid of you, get out of there." ”

At first, the fat woman thought that I had softened, and she was even more angry, but when she heard the back, she picked up a stick and threw it at me, and a big man couldn't beat me anymore, chasing me all over the yard and beating me, and I couldn't even hit a single hair. Finally, tired and panting, leaning on the incense altar outside.

"Eldest sister, I'm standing here, you come and chase me." I stood five meters away from him, shouting excitedly.

The fat woman wiped her tears and sat on the ground, "My life is miserable! When I was a child, I didn't eat anything delicious, I got married, I was abused by my mother-in-law, I had a child, and the child suffered with me, oops, why is my life so bitter, God, don't you have the virtue of a good life? Take me away. ”

Crying is earth-shattering ghosts and gods, the fat woman comes to this trick, I have no way at all, a little helpless, the sentence on the Internet is really right: it is not so much that women are men's natural enemies, it is better to say that women's tears are men's natural enemies.

"Eldest sister, no, don't cry! It's not that I won't help you, just your attitude, how can we help you. I said embarrassedly.

The fat woman said to cry and cry and stop when she said, "What you said is true?" ”

"It's really fake, it depends on your performance, just how you behave now." I smacked my lips and shook my head.

The fat woman grabbed a life-saving straw, her eyes were about to eat me, and she threw herself on me, and I hurriedly retreated in fright. "Eldest sister, let's not play like this, I'm just telling you, it's not that we're afraid of you, you are a woman who ran to the Taoist temple and scolded, not to mention what loss our Taoist temple has, it's you, you are opening a shop in the bazaar, who dares to buy things at your house in the future." It's not good for a woman to be too strong, your family must be your head, and you are in charge. ”

The fat woman was stunned by what I said, "How do you know." ”

I was so proud that I guessed it.

"This Taoist temple is a place where all the villages of ten miles and eight villages are respected, I can live here, what do you think I can do?"

The woman pondered my words, still reflexing.

I can't wait for him to react, I'm rough, wait for him to react and let me tell my fortune, how can I have this ability. "Did you look for Master Jiang in the bazaar?"

The fat woman nodded.

I pinched my fingers, "Tsk~ You should have asked him to calculate a person's life." ”

The fat woman nodded again and again, convinced of me.

"It should be the end of life by now, no, no, no, no." I've said a lot of things that are wrong. The fat woman looked flustered.

"It's all on the tablet, what is this?"

I opened one eye slightly, saw that the fat woman was moving, and quickly closed it.

"Master, this is what I photographed, you can take a look." Say these two words, and even the stinky boy will become you.

I took the phone, on the mobile phone photo, a thin old man holding the tablet, the tablet is painted something, the lower half of the tablet is the old man's arm, what kind of animal does this thing look like, with my perennial experience in dealing with the dead, this old man gives me the feeling of being dead for a few days, the photo is a little blurry.

"Master, do you see something wrong?" The fat woman asked me tentatively.

I don't know what kind of tablet this is, so I got the photo first and asked the old Taoist to understand. "You pass me the picture first, I'll have to discuss it with the others, you're quite tricky about this."

The fat woman didn't doubt it at all, and passed it to me using Bluetooth. After the pass, I saw that the time was already five o'clock.

"Master, my daughter is out of school, I have to pick her up, I'll come back in the evening."

"Hey... Without waiting for me to say a word, the fat woman has already left the Taoist temple, I just want to say don't come here at night, the mountain road is not easy to walk.

The picture on my phone is relatively clear, the old man's hair is black and white, the amount of hair is very small, the eye sockets are sunken, but the eyes are extremely attentive, I always feel that something is wrong, what is the thing on this tablet that fell to the ground? Draw the charm, or animals.

Lao Dao happened to come out of the house and saw me looking at my phone intently, "What's the matter, he's gone." ”

"Uh." Just as the old man came out, I handed my phone over. "Lao Dao, what do you look like?"

Lao Dao took the phone and didn't forget to hurt me, "You are the laziest and the smartest of you." ”

Waiting for him to see what the picture was, I was expecting an answer.

The Taoist priest threw the phone at me. "This is the tablet of the fox fairy."

"There really is such a thing in this world, how is this old lady still alive?"

"Oh? Tell me about it. ”

I took my phone and looked at the photos, "This old lady is not popular, she is seriously dead, her eye sockets are sunken, her skin is close to her bones, and she is seriously dehydrated." These are signs that only people are dead, and there are times when they die. ”

Lao Dao nodded, "Yes, the future is terrifying, the Yang people finally have some ability, but the whole thing is on the tablet, this tablet should not appear in the south." ”

This sentence seems to be useless, lazy to eat, although it is true, it can't be said directly.

Niu Pang and Lu Bo came back after the sun set, dug half a basket of wild vegetables, Niu Fat's cooking level can be called the chef's level, the wild vegetable buns are fragrant, and they are all cooked by Niu Pang for a few days. If I had known, this product used to always say that he couldn't cook, and he was lazy.

As the little Taoist priest said, before the dinner table was down, two people appeared in the Taoist temple, and the two formed a stark contrast, not to mention the fat one, the fat woman, and the fat woman. The thin one is a man, with a small square face, small arms and legs, I may be able to blow his whole person by blowing my breath, I can't complain that the woman is so strong, and there is this reason.

When she saw me, the fat woman smiled, "The master is eating!" It's okay, you eat first. ”

Niu Fat couldn't believe his ears and eyes, was this still the fat woman he saw? What the hell did Ma Dong do.