Chapter 322: Helpless
Came to the Yuelao Temple, buddy repeated the old tricks, so that Xiaohua fascinated the security guard, arranged for Kou Zhen and Feng Tang to wait for my news in the car, and walked into the Yuelao Temple alone, the Yuelao Temple is still the same as when I came three years ago, it has not changed at all, I walked to the courtyard and called softly: "Matchmaker, matchmaker, Xue Wei came to see you, I haven't seen you for three years, I miss you very much, are you okay?" ”
The immortals' ability to purify all living beings is not good, and the kung fu of dodging things is first-class, such as Yue Lao, such as Judge Cui, and the matchmaker I came to find, buddy shouted a few times, no one paid attention to me at all, and gave me a silence is golden, and no one can take care of it in vain, I simply opened my yin eyes and continued to call softly: "Matchmaker, if I don't come out, I can use the thunder charm to split the tree with red ribbons in front of your house, and give you a scorched outside, and I will take it to the magic device, and the brand of lightning strike wood will ward off evil spirits......"
Still no one paid attention to me, and on the way, I thought that this would be the case, so I simply took out Zhang Lei Fu and gestured at the tree: "Three days of Yuyuan, Jingxiao is being punished." Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info occurrence order, on should be stared. Save Raytheon, Sport Thunder. Emperor Taiyi, summon your true spirit. As soon as the summons came, come to the imperial court. ”
I just scare and scare the matchmaker, and I can't really split, but in the past three years, my buddy's skills have risen greatly, and the thunder talisman roared out in my hand, and the power was amazing, before I lifted the yellow talisman up, a red light flashed on the tree, and the red lady appeared in front of me angrily, still the appearance of an eighteen or nineteen-year-old girl, dressed in red, very playful, pinching her waist and shouting at me: "Xue Wei, you know that I am a little god with no magic power, just use thunder to split me, right?" ”
Gods are not omnipotent, especially Chinese gods, there are too many, there are stove gods in the kitchen, door gods, and toilet gods...... All kinds of gods, some really don't have any mana, but they really exist, the matchmaker is one of them, and it's not even a small god, it's no problem to help Yue Lao pull the strings with her skills, and it's no problem to help me collect a little ghost, if you really want to fight, she can't beat me.
The art of the talisman originally had a ghost exorcism god, I came to ask for help, not to fight, I saw the matchmaker, I also felt kind, and said to her with a smile: "Sister Hong, I don't dare to really use thunder to slash you, I came to see you, but you hide and don't see me, I will scare and scare you, that dare to really split." ”
"I have instructed you on Murong Chun's matter, as for whether you can find it, it's your business, you can't bother me all the time."
"Sister Hong, you misunderstood, this time I came to you not for Murong Chun's business, but for a little ghost's business, I see that you are alone to take care of the family and nursing home for Yue Lao, and there is no one to accompany you, lonely and miserable, so I found a little ghost, not a ghost, it is a stillborn ghost, very simple, you accept a boy, I should accompany you, do you think it is good?"
Hearing that I didn't come for Murong Chun's business, the matchmaker was obviously relieved, and my buddy wondered, is Murong Chun's matter so taboo? So that the matchmaker will look like this, I feel more and more puzzled, the matchmaker saw me frowning, and said to me: "It's nothing to accept a boy, but a little god like me is not qualified to equip a boy, in fact...... I'm basically no different from the boy under the old moon. ”
The positioning of the matchmaker is very embarrassing, neither a genuine fairy, nor an ordinary child, strictly speaking, because it is a household name, it is a small god, in fact, it is the assistant of the old moon, and it is not very clear whether the assistant can match the boy buddy, but the gods are not all children? Even the god of the stove has it, and the paintings are all painted like that.
"There's a rule on it, you can't be a boy?" Buddy pointed to the sky, I don't know the exact rules, I have lived so much, in addition to dealing more with the underworld, the gods also know the matchmaker, wondering if it is the same as the leader in real life, and only at a certain level can the car be matched with the secretary.
The matchmaker was very depressed and said to me: "I haven't touched it either, and when I died, a ghost came, with a will, saying that I had merit in matching marriages, and let me assist Yue Lao in managing human marriages, and I hadn't seen anything else, so I was assigned here, because the incense was the most abundant here, and then I had some mana......"
The matchmaker is honest, the question is whether she can match the boy? I pondered for a while and said: "Sister Hong, you are a god in charge of marriage, you can't be arrogant just because we are assistants, since the above doesn't care, I don't think it's a big deal for you to accept a boy, what do you say?" ”
"This, I don't dare to make up my own mind, it's not good to be caught by pigtails, but ......" The matchmaker rolled her eyes and said to me with a smile: "If Yue Lao agrees, it will be done, he is my supervisor." ”
Joking? I smiled wryly, it's not so easy to find Yue Lao, who knows if Yue Lao is going out again? I just wanted to speak, but I saw the matchmaker winking at me, and pouting at the temple, with the cleverness of my buddy, I immediately understood what was going on, Yue Lao was at home, in this ancestral hall.
Buddy's eyes lit up suddenly, this is really stepping on the iron shoes and finding nowhere to go, it takes no effort to get there, as long as he sees Yue Lao, wouldn't the buddy be able to ask about Murong Chun's news? The matchmaker's mana is weak, and Yue Lao is the god of marriage, so it is more reliable for him to help find Murong Chun.
The buddy took out a yellow talisman, and went straight to the temple gate with an arrow, and as soon as he arrived at the door, he heard an old voice coming from inside: "Matchmaker, the old man allows you to accept a boy." ”
The buddy hurriedly pushed the door in, but saw a white light flashing out from behind the small temple, I went up is a yellow charm, or a step late, the yellow charm was pasted on the beam of the back door, I rushed to the back of the temple, the old moon has long been gone, the buddy can't help but be very frustrated, the old moon is not only the god of marriage, it is simply the god of running away......
Missing a step, I am afraid it will be difficult to find it, the buddy sighed, comforted himself with a good thing to grind, cheered up and returned to the yard, and said to the matchmaker: "Sister Hong, you heard, Yue Lao promised to let you accept a boy." ”
"This old thing, if he didn't dare to see you, he would definitely not have promised me to accept the boy." The matchmaker scolded for a few sentences, and seeing that I was not interested, she said to me: "You don't have to worry, marriage is destined, when you find Murong Chun, you will definitely find it, everyone avoids you, it's also because the time hasn't come, a little patient......"
If you have patience or not, you have to be patient, I don't even know where Murong Chun is, what can I do if I am not patient? I smiled bitterly and nodded, but the matchmaker couldn't wait, and said to me: "Bring that child here, you kid can be regarded as a good deed, there is a boy to accompany me, and to pass away some boredom and loneliness." ”
The matchmaker's expression is a little lonely, it seems that she is not very satisfied with this job, I think about it, the matchmaker is a little god, and she is set to help the old Yue in the ancestral hall of the old Yue to manage the marriage in the world, and the endless years also need to be passed day by day, unlike the old moon who can walk around and travel around, it can be seen that the gods may not be happy.
Mortals have the troubles of mortals, and immortals also have the troubles of immortals, so no one has to envy anyone, buddies don't know how to comfort the matchmaker, so he called Kou Zhen and asked him to bring Feng Tang and his wife in, and after a while, Feng Tang and his wife came in with the child, the child was still sleeping, buddy, and the child had been sleeping for three days.
Sleeping again is not good for the child's health, but fortunately, when the matter is resolved, Kou Zhen saw the matchmaker, it was really excited, like a star chaser, trotted over, stared at the matchmaker and asked: "Are you really a matchmaker?" You're so beautiful, sign me! ”
provoked the matchmaker to giggle, glanced at me obliquely, and said, "This is your friend, right?" Much more fun than you. ”
I laughed and said, "Why don't you leave him for you as a boy?" ”
The three of us talked and laughed, everything seemed to be normal, but in the eyes of Feng Tang and his wife, it was too abnormal, they couldn't see the matchmaker, they saw me and Kou Zhen talking to the air, their faces were frightened, and the buddies also felt that there was a lack of consideration, so they came to Feng Tang and his wife and said: "We are talking to the matchmaker, I will open your yin eyes, and you can say goodbye to Fang Fang later." ”
At this point, Feng Tang and his wife had no other choice, let me open my eyes, and then I saw the matchmaker, after all, the two of them are ordinary people, seeing such a strange thing, they were so frightened that they retreated, but the matchmaker walked over and said to them: "Don't be afraid, I'm not a ghost, I'm the matchmaker in charge of marriage, you put the child on the ground, I'll come to see the child." ”
Feng Tang and his wife were trembling, and they were not lightly frightened, especially Feng Tang's wife, whose eyes were full of horror, but she still took a deep breath and asked the matchmaker: "I...... Will I be able to come and see my children in the future? ”
"Yes, the child just practiced with me, accepted him as a boy, although he is not a fairy, at least he has a name, when he is sane, he will follow me if he is willing to follow me, if he is not willing to follow me, he will follow him if he is reincarnated, I will let Xue Wei carve a wooden figure and place it under the statue of the old moon, you will come to incense the child when you are fine, and it can be regarded as a reunion."
"Thank you, thank you, be kind to our children......" Feng Tang's wife choked, the matchmaker couldn't see this kind of scene, took out a red rope from her arms, and threw it at the child on the ground, I saw that the red rope was entangled with Fang Fang's ghost, and the matchmaker gently tugged it, and Fang Fang's ghost was dragged out in a trance.
The matchmaker dragged the red rope and led Fang Fang towards the Yuelao Ancestral Hall. The buddy couldn't help but touch the talisman bag, and at the same time a thought came to him, if I sell the red rope, how much can I sell it for? As soon as he thought of this, he heard Feng Tang's wife crying, Fang Fang was also teary-eyed, and kept turning his head and shouting to his parents, the scene was tear-jerking.
My buddy's heart is also sour, how many lifetimes of cause and effect can be exchanged for blood relatives in this life, but there are too many helpless things in the world to say goodbye to life and death like this...... (To be continued.) )