Chapter 123: The car ugly is not guilty, the crime is man-made
The wine was very good, and my father and Uncle Chen also drank very happily, and drank two bottles, but the next day I regretted it!
It's not that I feel sorry for the wine, if they like it, don't say two bottles, it's okay if it's twenty bottles, drink it casually on the premise of paying attention to your health.
Dad and Uncle Chen both drank too much--uh! All right! It's just that they are drunk, and the two of them drink and drink, and their tongues get bigger, and it doesn't matter if they can't speak clearly, the two continue to talk, talking about the past, talking about the present, and talking about the two of them also sang N old songs of the year......
It's okay, it's okay to release your inner world and relieve the pressure in your heart by drinking, isn't it? But the two of them actually fell asleep while drinking—what is this? How's this going on? I had no choice but to call Uncle Chen's son over the phone to get his dad back, and I settled my dad and let him rest.
Drunk is drunk, it's rare to be happy, isn't it? Like my dad is busy all year round, when can he be so happy? It's also thanks to the high degree of this red flower lang, so that he can drink too much and refresh, if it is still the rice wine of more than 30 degrees, it is estimated that he will not have this effect.
It's okay to be drunk, but it's a pity to delay the next day's arrangement!
Originally, my father and I had already planned to go to my aunt's house in Golden Triangle Village, at the foot of the Condor Ridge in Zhongtong Town, to visit relatives on the second day of the Lunar New Year, but when I came back from practicing outside at seven o'clock this morning, I found that my father hadn't gotten up yet—I hadn't seen my father get up so late for many years.
When I open his door, I see! A drunk person can't afford to hurt - Dad is still snoring in bed.
I had no choice but to cook and cook by myself, go to the ancestral hall, come back to see that my father had not woken up yet, and when I saw that it was more than nine o'clock, I had to make a meal and then wake up my father - but my father "uh-oh-hmm-ah......" only got up in shock, then shook his head, then smiled bitterly, and then staggered to wash and eat......
How can he go to his aunt's house in this state? First of all, if you go like this, you will be scolded by your aunt, and it will be rude to go to someone else's house drunk again - familiar and familiar, basic etiquette is still necessary; Finally, can dad drive like this? Is it drunk driving even if it can be driven? Although there may not be traffic police patrols during the Chinese New Year, your own safety is the most important thing! Shall I take him? This method is okay, but how to get a big push of New Year's goods for visiting relatives and those two chickens? I take my dad, dad takes something? Not to mention whether Dad can take it or not, even if he can get it for a while, can he rest assured that he will take it all the way? His own state is worrying!
Maybe a four-wheeled one for your home? But I'm leaving Qingshan soon, will Dad drive it? Is it to send iron products in a car? Is it enough for gas? Of course, we don't have a driver's license for the time being, it seems that I have time to learn with my father, anyway, it's one thing to buy four wheels or not, you can learn first, and you don't have to press yourself, isn't it?
Wine, wine, it's really harmful! Deng Qiangchang was drunk and eventually died of alcohol, Xiao Huangmao was drunk and slandered people only the afternoon before yesterday, and now his father is drunk and delays leaving relatives......
Since I told my aunt on the phone that I would go over today, there is naturally no reason to shirk when the matter comes, maybe my aunt's family has killed chickens and ducks, waiting for us to pass! Yes, now my dad can only continue to rest at home, and I "go to the meeting alone"......
There are two ways to go to Zhongtong Town: one is to start from Qingshan Town and pass through the edge of Shuanglong Town to Zhongtong Town to reach Dagu's house, this route is relatively close, but there is a not short dirt road, but the distance is shorter, and the time is less, with the normal speed of my flying cow about forty-five minutes can be reached; The other is from Qingshan Town through Napo Town to Zhongtong Town to reach the aunt's house, this route is a hardened road, but the distance is much longer, and it takes about 70 minutes.
I decided to take the trail so I didn't want to waste my time on the road!
February 4, 2011, the second day of the first month of the lunar calendar in 2011, Friday, today is the beginning of spring, the weather is sunny, 13-23 degrees
The weather during this year's Spring Festival is different from the endless rain in the same period last year, and today's weather is very sunny and the sun is very warm, which is very suitable for going out to play or visiting relatives, so there are many people visiting relatives on the road - cars, motorcycles, bicycles, etc., are endless, and the river is endless, but it is also lively.
But when I plugged into the country road leading to Zhongtong Town from the township road in Shuanglong Township, there were immediately fewer people, and sometimes it took several minutes to see someone passing by on the opposite side. Are you kidding? Although my speed can't be compared to those crazy people in the American blockbuster "Fast and Furious", how can ordinary people surpass it?
Actually, I'm a very talkative and civilized person -- at least I think I am, after all, I'm also educated in the best university in the country, right? Even if it's only two years - well, almost two years! But some people don't know and don't want to know that I'm this kind of person, they just want to know about my more evil and ruffian side, it's really "sad"! For example, the following one-
The country road was small, and I was riding in front, and he was driving a new car from behind. I don't know what garbage brand is, and I haven't got a license plate yet, but it's estimated that it's only tens of thousands of dollars at most, and there's a big green hat sprayed on the white lid - what does this mean? Afraid that people won't know that he likes cuckolds? The nondescript creativity makes the car even uglier to look at.
Of course, the car is not guilty, the sin is man-made.
Originally, he was behind me, and I also saw a car coming behind me through the big ears of the flying cow - the rearview mirror, and was about to avoid it, but the green hat began to honk more than 20 meters away - well, honking is also a good thing! In this case, do you have to honk your horn to remind you of the passing vehicles behind you, please pay attention to traffic safety?
It's natural to press the horn to remind me, it's reasonable to press twice, and it's acceptable to press three times, but although the cuckold has slowed down when he got close to me, the horn has been pressed endlessly, what is this? Lao Tzu listens to the fourth level of the spirit, do you need to remind him like this?
Get! Lao Tzu is a donkey, Lao Tzu is on the bar with you, Lao Tzu will drive slowly in the middle of the path, see what you are doing? If you have the ability, you will bump into it.
Belch! What if I do bump into it?
With my super hearing, I can easily hear whether he is refueling and accelerating, etc., and with my skills, I have the confidence to avoid it even if he does crash into it, but my cute flying cow - I'm afraid it will be doomed.
But does he dare?
There are abnormal people everywhere, but this green hat is not, he is just a coward who loves to wear a green hat.
He honked the horn for dozens of seconds, and saw that I didn't mean to avoid it, probably realizing that I was doing it on purpose, but he didn't have any further reaction, just quietly followed me at a low speed, like a wronged daughter-in-law, did he know that he was wrong?
Sample! Bought a garbage truck, wore a green hat, and the tail was cocked to the sky? Look I can't fix you!