Before we entered the restaurant, a car rushed up the stairs of the road, and there was a sudden brake in front of us, as if there was a scream.

Then four more cars rushed over and surrounded us, braking sharply, the windows of the building next to us opened, and a few curious heads stuck out to look.

"Are you a pig, you want to hurt me to death, do you drive like this!" The door opened, the driver jumped down in a panic, bent down and bowed, hit his head on the frame of the car, took two steps back to make sure there was no danger, and kept bowing.

"Why don't I kill you!" A shiny leather shoe was thrown out, knocked on the head and rolled on the ground a few times.

This is a natural disaster**.

"What are you stunned about, don't pick it up for me yet!"

"Oh, oh, your shoes."

"Don't come and open the door for me!"

The Lord finally appeared, and the Emperor of Heaven slowly got out of the car by touching a bag that had been knocked out of his head, and he personally came to summon me, what a glory.

Such an honorable thing must not be shared, I gently shook my head at the proprietress and motioned for her not to come. Yin Jie yawned leisurely, leaned against the door, and played with a small fan that was only the length of her palm.

A thin white cigarette was already in his mouth, but it was taken away by Wu Manjun, who heard the sound, and rolled his eyes helplessly.

"This little brother looks like a person with some ability, come and mix with me, be my bodyguard, and promise that you can have whatever you want." The voice of the Heavenly Emperor was still very hearty, and the middle-aged man's face was not at all nine hundred and ninety-nine years old.

"Who are you?" Zhe Xi has been relatively dull recently, he doesn't know much about the outside world, and today's hearsay opportunity is also disturbed by the lover in his heart, and he definitely doesn't know who this person is.

"I didn't talk to you, don't interject." The little paparazzi are the best at observing words and feelings, and immediately scold.

"Who are you?" I held down Zhe Xi who was about to break out, we are not street hooligans, and we can't just fight like we did when we were children. asked Zhe Xi again as he was.

"You don't know me?" The Emperor of Heaven expressed his shock at my loneliness, his sunglasses slid to his nose, his eyes widened, and his voice was full of incredulity.

"I should know about you?" My voice was more shocked than his. "Hey, wait, you take off your sunglasses, it seems familiar."

How could the vanity Emperor endure the fact that someone didn't know him, this was his base camp, and he originally fantasized that he could break out of the local area, go to the whole country, and become a world celebrity, who would have thought that the base camp had not been built, and it seemed that he would have to strengthen the propaganda when he went back.

Let's take this battle first, it must be much better for people to take the initiative to recognize it than to introduce themselves, and the Emperor of Heaven is very cooperative to take down the glasses. I almost put my stomach on his face to take a closer look, I should take a good look at him, no matter which sect or sect, now when I mention it, the first thing that comes to people's minds is charlatans, which has a lot to do with these people.

Most of the people who are secretive about ghosts and gods are elderly people, so the goals of these people are naturally very clear. I stubbornly believe that anyone who does something wrong about people's livelihood and the elderly, the young, the weak and the disabled is unforgivable.

His pores are enlarged, he needs to be tightened, no matter how he is a public figure, how can he be so unkempt.

"Ah, daughter-in-law, isn't this the person, the person in the funny video you asked me to watch." I couldn't close my mouth in shock, as if I had seen a big star, "Dude, I especially like that video of yours, but you got the classification wrong, it shouldn't be in the funny, it should be in the deception revelation." ”

The emperor's face became very ugly, how did it turn into a funny video after tossing for a long time, this group of public relations propaganda grandsons take money and don't do things, it's too lazy! But since I'm a big fan of him, I can't make a big fight, so I can only explain patiently.

"That's all true, not to tell you a story."

"Alright, don't talk nonsense." I have an expression that you absolutely don't believe if you don't show any real skills.

"Okay, I'll prove it to you now, I can make your friends listen to me unconditionally." The Emperor of Heaven understands that it is not possible to come up with some killer features.

He was followed by professionals, and when he heard this, the camera, the microphone, and the host were all in place.

The Emperor of Heaven took out a piece of talisman paper from his bosom and pinched some tricks clumsily and unfamiliarly.

My pupils contracted, ordinary people may be able to find the rune paper, and they can also use some unknown gestures to fool people, but this Heavenly Emperor's trick is real, although it is rusty, but it is not wrong.

This is not a coincidence that can be explained, not to mention the correspondence between the rune paper and the formula, only to say that there are so many complicated gestures in the hand, how can the order of the hand be coincidentally not bad, and the action is not bad, he must have learned some. It's even more hateful.

A little imp floated out and saw that the swallow wanted to get up. This is what he said, listen to him, after the upper body leaves, he will also say that it is normal for a few days when the upper body is weak, and it is indeed good to recuperate for a few days for a short period of upper body.

The Dao Sword silently destroyed the operation of the rune, and the Heavenly Emperor's control over the little ghost was interrupted, as for the swallow, such a little imp can easily get on the body, what is the use of me, there is no need to worry about it at all.

I still wanted to play for a while, but Jiang Fukai suddenly came out, casually accepted the little ghost who had just regained his freedom and was confused, glanced at the rune paper in the Emperor's hand, and frowned, "It's so simple, it's really embarrassing." ”

He didn't explode, so it didn't affect him a lot. A somewhat different exorcism talisman burned in his hand, flew to the Heavenly Emperor, and felt seven or eight imps suddenly appear. There is another person behind Jiang Fukai, and in the dark night, I can only see that this person is very majestic, and after pinching a few strokes, the little ghosts that suddenly appeared disappeared, is there any magic weapon on his body.

"Senior brother, how much stuff are you sticking to your body?" Jiang Fukai was a little helpless, this person should be shocked by Ren Fu.

I opened my eyes, although it was of no practical use, but it could add some aura to the whole person, and the deterrent effect was stronger, "You know what I mean, right?" ”

The Emperor nodded, and the car didn't have time to turn around and run away.

If he can stop and live a stable life, that's all, if he still goes his own way, he has to enforce it. Everyone has difficulties, otherwise in addition to being unhealthy in their hearts, who would want to be cheated and deceived.

"Let's eat." Jiang Fukai seemed to be very happy, and when he entered the door, his eyes tried his best to turn out a large white smoir at Yin Jie.

The kettle was turned on, and the proprietress was very interested in this provocation and did not pay attention to the incessant beeping.

There's a play!

"Come, let me introduce, this is my senior brother Ren Fu Jing, his Fu Seal is just like the name, earth-shattering ghosts and gods, there is nothing he can't do, there is no person he is afraid of, it has always been our brother who bullies others, thousands of generations, undefeated in a hundred battles!" Jiang Fukai installed a spring under his feet and introduced the senior brother next to him the standard appearance of an iron-blooded tough guy I suddenly thought of what he said when he forced Zhexi to exercise and lose weight.

accidentally practiced Schwarzenegger.

Ren Fujing was very friendly and shook hands with us warmly, but when Yin Jie and Wu Manjun arrived, they were interrupted.

"It was she who beat me that night." Jiang Fukai complained to his senior brother and came to play the field.

Ren Fu, who was originally smiling amiably, heard this, his face immediately changed, and he looked at Yin Jie, given that she was a woman, she grabbed Wu Manjun's neck with one hand and lifted it, "He's your girlfriend?" ”

The neck was pinched too tightly, Wu Manjun couldn't speak, so he could only nod vigorously, and it took a lot of effort for the other party to take the initiative to let go. Yanzi was very worried and wanted to persuade her, but I stopped her, how could the eldest sister let her own people be bullied.

"Only this once, and I will never spare it next time!" Such a majestic person is indeed very oppressive, and the Wu Manjun keeps coughing.

Sure enough, the eldest sister was furious and pushed the humanoid machine, but the other party didn't react at all, but she took two steps back, and then looked at the shadow in front of her, and she needed to look up to see people's faces.

So the eldest sister turned around and moved a stool, stood up and gestured, almost the same height, but the momentum was a little insufficient, jumped down and stopped the non-stop beeping, stood on the stool with the boiling kettle, rounded her shoulders and knocked the kettle on Ren Fujing's face, fortunately, the strength used was relatively large, and there was not much hot water spilled on the body.

It's so tough! I guessed right, I guessed wrong, and hurriedly ran over to check the situation, Yanzi was about to call the emergency number, the eldest sister's eyes turned to Jiang Fukai, who was stunned, and held up his chin with a kettle, Zhe Xi hurriedly snatched the murder weapon.

"I'm really impatient with my mother." Yin Jie clapped her hands and jumped off the stool, and immediately changed her gentle tone, "Sister, you don't need to call an ambulance, I have a sense of proportion, so a little hot water won't cause much scalding, and the kettle didn't knock on important parts, he woke up in a while." ”

Sure enough, Ren Fu woke up.

"Sister, sister, this is a lesson specially for you, these stinky men always want to make money in harmony, or whatever, they are also friends, don't tear your face, just eat a loss, it doesn't matter. As a woman, we can't be like this, we are originally a vulnerable group, and we have to endure everywhere after one step of forbearance, and they don't live with us, just be gentle with their husbands. ”

Swallow nodded approvingly.

In the future, we must come less and let the two of them have less contact. Yin Jie must think that I, the rice bucket, often come to mix rice and use this method to drive me away.

Picking up the accounting pen on the counter, dancing like a dagger, "Are you still here?" ”

Ren Fujing quickly shook his head.

"Alright, with the kettle."