Chapter 39: Wang Xiaohu's World Under the Bed
"This is ......" Ji Xiaoyu saw a photo book pressed under the futon, from the exposed half of the cover, he knew that there was a lot of content in it, swallowed his saliva, and when he turned around and saw that Xiao Mengjie was still looking at the information on the bookcase, he hesitated: "To see or not to read?" Or just stuff it into your bag? ”
When Ji Xiaoyu was entangled, Xiao Mengjie opened an electronic book, looked at the content on it and said, "Is it illegal for us to enter someone else's house like this?" ””
"We're just here to buy something, and we see that no one is coming in to find someone." After Ji Xiaoyu finished speaking, while Xiao Mengjie didn't pay attention, he took out the photo album under the futon with a bang with his right hand and immediately stuffed it into his bag.
Unfortunately, Xiao Mengjie just turned her head sideways, and she saw this scene in the corner of her eye, and she smiled slyly: "Okay, Ji Xiaoyu!" You actually stole something, what did you steal, hand it over! ”
Ji Xiaoyu's head was shocked, he gasped, and scolded in his heart: "Why is this girl's eyes so sharp, she has been seen like this, it's really weak!" However, he pretended to be indifferent, continued to look at the things on the bed, and said lightly: "How can it be called stealing so ugly, I just think this thing is a little useful, so I just put it away casually." ”
"Steal it, steal it, and find a high-sounding reason." Xiao Mengjie pursed her lips and laughed, "Isn't it just a pornographic magazine or a pornographic photo or something." ”
"Which eye did you see that I was taking a pornographic photo?" Ji Xiaoyu chuckled in his heart.
Xiao Mengjie looked at him, then looked at his backpack and said with a smile: "Hehe, it's still an erotic photo, it looks much more interesting than a magazine, right, but I really don't understand, I see that there are many books stuffed under your bed, why are you still taking so much!" ”
One sentence made Ji Xiaoyu like five thunderbolts, six gods without masters, seven tricks of smoke, eight, eight...... Anyway, his whole head turned into paste: "You, you...... You're ......"
"I, I...... I've been cleaning up the whole house, and I know better than anyone where there are rat holes and moths. Xiao Mengjie said blandly, then walked to Ji Xiaoyu's side, looked at the dirty bed, and reached out to open the futon that had not been cleaned for a long time.
Seeing that there were two more erotic photos under the futon, she felt a little embarrassed after being mentally prepared, and the seductive posture on the cover made her suddenly feel her heart beat faster, and her face turned crimson, but soon she forcibly pressed it down, hiding her embarrassed thoughts, she raised her head and glanced at Ji Xiaoyu jokingly: "There are two more here, do you want more?" ”
“……”
Ji Xiaoyu was like being drenched from his head by a large basin of ice water, the whole person was stunned, and he dared to secretly hide the photo under the bed all day long, it turned out that he was lying to himself, Xiao Mengjie might have nothing to do and took out two books from it to pass the time.
When he came back to his senses, Ji Xiaoyu saw Xiao Linjie looking at him with a flirtatious and inquiring look, and felt a chill: "Don't!" ”
"Don't forget it." Xiao Mengjie put down the futon again, looked at the dirty corner of the bed and thought for a while, and said, "Maybe there is still one under the bed, and I like to stuff it under the bed like you." One sentence made Ji Xiaoyu feel goosebumps.
Xiao Mengjie directly raised the edge of the bed with her hands, skillfully pulled the bottom of the bed, and then turned over the hidden other side: "Sure enough! The world under the bed was really a bit unexpected to her, she didn't dare to take a second look, otherwise she didn't play tricks on Ji Xiaoyu, she herself was toyed with by herself, and hurriedly raised her head, her eyes sparkled and looked at Ji Xiaoyu and teased: "It seems that I have a teacher with you, maybe it is your senior brother who has been lost for many years!" ”
Ji Xiaoyu stared at the colorful world under the bed, the world of wine ponds and meat forests, and the world of drunken gold.
Breast and buttocks, pink legs and cherry lips, black silk laces, lilies in full bloom, leather whip and red rope, everything!
He couldn't say a word, and after a while, he couldn't help but pull his gaze back from the world under the bed, raised his head and looked at Xiao Mengjie with a blank look, and his jaw was closed: "These...... It's familiar, I seem to ...... I've seen them all. ”
“……”
“……”
And just when the two of them were staring at each other, a person came out of the bedroom door, and his chubby body just shook into the bedroom and suddenly froze: "What person!" ”
Ji Xiaoyu and Xiao Mengjie were shocked and immediately turned around, and were stunned when they saw the fat man appearing at the door!
"Wang Xiaohu!"
"Ji Xiaoyu!"
"it!"
"Nima!"
Xiao Mengjie: "......"
The three of them stared at each other for a long time, and finally Wang Xiaohu saw that all the treasures he treasured under the bed appeared in broad daylight, and he was immediately angry: "Good boy, you came to steal my baby!" ”
He hurriedly ran to the edge of the bed, stretched out his hand and stirred under the bed, and puffs of dust fluttered out from under the bed and shrouded the bedroom.
"Hey, hey! Ahem. Ji Xiaoyu and Xiao Mengjie covered their mouths and noses, waved their hands and fanned the dust in the air, the smell of dust smelled like a rag that had been molded for decades, and there was a trace of squeak in it.
Wang Xiaohu tossed for a long time, finally stood up, clapped his hands, and pulled the bottom of the bed back to its original position, the beautiful world before would be hidden by him, and then he tidied up the futon, and saw the two erotic photos on the sheets, his eyes quickly narrowed.
"What about another one?" Wang Xiaohu stared back at Ji Xiaoyu, his eyes were full of stars, there was a photo missing, it must have been Ji Xiaoyu who left, Xiao Mengjie's words were definitely impossible, he didn't believe that Xiao Mengjie would come to steal his treasure.
But I can't figure out why Xiao Mengjie doesn't blush and heartbeat when she sees these babies of him, unlike other girls who have to be shy for a long time......
Ji Xiaoyu saw Wang Xiaohu's expression, and smiled disdainfully: "Isn't it just a photo, I see that you are in a hurry......
"You know what, it took me a lot of effort to get this, and I saw that half of you went to the bathroom, and you came to give me a ride, where is it, take it out for me!" After Wang Xiaohu finished speaking, he ran towards Ji Xiaoyu and reached out to take something out of his backpack.
After listening to Wang Xiaohu's words, Xiao Mengjie chuckled in her heart: "This guy has been in the bathroom? ”
When Ji Xiaoyu saw Wang Xiaohu's posture, he immediately retreated, stretched out his hand to protect his backpack, and shouted anxiously: "What do you want to do!" Don't mess around! ”
However, Wang Xiaohu didn't hear it, he pounced on Ji Xiaoyu, grabbed the backpack behind him with both hands, and Ji Xiaoyu blocked it with his hand, and the two of them just pulled a backpack and scolded noisily......
Seeing two people fighting for a pornographic photo book like idiots, Xiao Mengjie stood next to her and didn't know what expression to use to face it.
"You just said you've been in the bathroom?" Xiao Mengjie looked at the two writhing idiots in front of her and asked, a woman's unique intuition always makes her notice something unimportant, "If you're in the bathroom, then we've been shouting if there is anyone you haven't heard?" ”
When Xiao Mengjie was still struggling with the bathroom, Wang Xiaohu and Ji Xiaoyu had already twisted into a ball and fell on the bed, just for a backpack and two people did not let go, fighting for red faces.
"Hey, what about you!" Xiao Mengjie scolded loudly, seeing that the two of them ignored her at all, only caring about themselves competing for a broken photo, she was angry, and she never gave face to Wang Xiaohu.
Although the two of them were scuffling wildly on the bed, they had not lost their minds, and when they heard Xiao Mengjie's angry voice, Wang Xiaohu hurriedly replied: "I was listening to music at the time, and the sound was very loud, so I didn't hear it." ”
Seeing the two people on the bed dragging their backpacks and glaring at each other, Xiao Mengjie said lightly: "I listened to music in the bathroom, but we didn't hear you when you came out, don't you even need to flush the toilet, you are really dirty!" ”
"it!" Hearing Xiao Mengjie say this, Ji Xiaoyu suddenly reacted, subconsciously bounced up from the bed, and seeing that Wang Xiaohu was still alive and dead and didn't let go of his backpack, he hurriedly pulled out the erotic photo inside and threw it out, shouting indignantly: "You dead fat man, you didn't even flush the toilet after shitting, hey, you won't even wipe your buttocks!" ”
(PS: Black-striped backpack: "It's really a dog, two idiots actually don't want to fix me!") ”
Black-streaked backpack: "I just want to make a backpack quietly, I usually have nothing to rest at home, and I just come out to play on the weekend, but I didn't expect to encounter a bloody plot that only appears in the movie!" ”
Black-striped backpack: "Alas, I was reluctant at the time, but I didn't expect things to get more and more serious, and the two idiots twisted and twisted to the bed, and also got me on the bed, you know, I didn't have the ability to resist at all, so I could only let them touch my whole body." ”
Black-striped backpack: "Just touch it, I'm used to it anyway, but I didn't expect them, they actually ...... Forcibly ...... me."
Lonely を Tianhan [Internet Police Officer]: So you're from?
Black Stripe Backpack: I ...... I'm a victim, woo......
Lonely Tianhan [Internet Police Officer]: Well, I know, I will try to reduce the punishment for you, but the impact of this matter is very bad, and it is also on the news of B urban area, you must know that you are not just 3P, but also transgender, interracial, and cross-life behavior, which has a far-reaching negative impact on the entire conscious society, and the negative effect is incalculable......
Black Stripe Backpack: Don't ...... I'm innocent...... Whining...... )