The sun was shining, the breeze was blowing, the flying cows were roaring violently, and I was rejoicing with palpitations.

Those who have never died never know the horror of death!

Have I ever died?

No! But the dying state I am facing is a million times more terrible than death, and when I am faced with the possibility that a female ghost is being by a woman, picking yang and replenishing yin, devouring the soul, and wanting to die but can't die, what kind of fear state must it be?

Although I managed to escape in the end and gained a lot of merit, every time I think of that moment, my teeth still chatter, cold sweat flows, and my right hand always unconsciously increases the accelerator, trying to get away from the place where I almost died.

What is merit?

I don't know, but I understand that it's definitely a positive thing without any toxic side effects. At this time, although my heart was very tired, my body felt light and powerful, and my vision seemed to have been strengthened, especially in my ears, I obviously felt that my hearing had risen to a great level, and even the sound of insects gnawing on straw in the fields on the side of the road could be faintly heard.

It's just -- is this a good thing?

Will I turn into a monster or Superman next?

Who do I share these mysterious paranormal stuff with?

Can these things be further developed? Is it left to its own devices, or is there a special law to guide it? Who's going to tell me?

Is it the fifth master of the dragon?

Long Wuye's house is in the highest place on the flat top slope, and there is a huge lychee tree in front of his house.

As soon as I entered the village, I noticed the giant umbrella lychee tree that stood out from the crowd, so after a little guidance from the villagers, I rode the flying ox and roared straight away.

When I arrived at the door of his house, he was sitting on a small bench and smoking a hookah, watching me roar "loud and earth-shattering", he also laughed dumbly, put the hookah and stood up, and said with a smile: "Close May Day!" I know you, we met that day. Come on, come on, stop here! ”

Know me?

I'm afraid there aren't many people who don't know me within a radius of dozens of miles, right? It's all the fault of the big trumpet! Damn it!

So in a hurry, he actually remembered me? Is it a genius like me or a human spirit who has lived for a long time? Either way, admiration is sent first!

As a young man, I naturally helped Long Wuye place his baby knife with light hands and feet, first, I am an advanced after-sales service consciousness, and secondly, I have to ask his old man for advice, isn't it? If you don't behave well, people won't bother to pay attention to you!

But Long Wuye saw me rubbing my palms back and forth and didn't say anything, and he seemed to be very embarrassed at the door, thinking that I was asking him for payment, so he said: "May Day, the money has been given to your dad when you ordered, and your dad didn't tell you?" ”

"It's not! No! He said it! ”

"Then you are-" Fifth Master Long saw that it wasn't the stubble, but he felt curious.

I didn't know how to say it for a while, but did I just come up and say that I could see ghosts and hear ghosts? Wouldn't it be too presumptuous? In a hurry, I said, "Fifth master! These knives are you going to climb up directly? ”

Belch! Long Wuye didn't expect me to ask this, and he was also stunned, and then smiled: "Of course not, we still need to process them, please open the light, there are still many steps." ”

It turns out that this is the case, no wonder it is necessary to receive the goods to the door two or three months in advance.

I thought for a while and said, "Fifth Master! Do you destroy the sharpness of the blade? ”

"Of course not! We're just- Hmm! What are you asking all this for? Do you want to learn? The fifth master seemed to want to say something, but suddenly the conversation changed, and he asked me to come, "That's right!" It's not easy for you to find a job right now, so you can give it a try! ”

I'm dizzy! Fifth Master Long, what are you doing here? It seems that the rumors of the non-o school flower are still in trouble!

I was speechless in a hurry, and I was stunned for a long time before saying, "I don't want to do this!" ”

"Why don't you do this, why do you ask this?" Long Wuye seemed a little displeased, and he didn't even smile all the time.

Belch!? Can't ask if you don't do this? Then I didn't want to go to Europe and the United States to go abroad, and I didn't have to learn English! Who do I go to? And what's going on with these lawyers, can't I not do it? Why do I have such a stinky attitude when I refuse? Uncle Chen is like this, and now Long Wuye is also like this, this is the legendary "father and son heart"? I can swear to the gods who saved me by the river: I really don't have any intention of discriminating against the law clerk industry, otherwise I will have more experiences in the quicksand river!

The old man was unhappy, so I naturally didn't dare to talk back, so I had to whisper: "I want to know!" ”

"Want to know? This is the secret of our industry, and it is not passed on by informal disciples, even parents and children! "Seeing that I have no intention of this industry, Fifth Master Long suddenly became serious when he spoke, and his eyes became much sharper.

I sweat! This old man was kind just now, why did his face suddenly change? Good guy, the old man is angry, this face is faster than turning the book, it seems that next time I have to help him bring the bottle Wang Laoji.

But there are rules to the line, and people have passed it down from generation to generation, so why should I be strong?

"Alright! Fifth master, let's not talk about that for now, I heard that you have seen ghosts? "I can't make his old man mad, let's just ask the key!

If you don't open this pot, there is always a pot you want to drink, right?

However, as soon as I finished speaking, Long Wuye's face sank like water, like Bao Gong, "I received the goods!" The quantity and quality are all right! Let's go! ”

I'm dizzy! The eviction order has been issued? It seems that this pot of water is boiling, but Fifth Master Long is going to pour it on my head, I am really depressed!

"It was Uncle Chen who asked me to come to you!"

"Chen Wu? What's that kid crazy about? Have you had nothing to do when you were full? Go back and clean him up! "Long Wuye's face is not good, and suddenly there is even more violence, he won't go into the house and cut me with a knife, right?

I'm dizzy! It seems that Fifth Uncle Chen hasn't said hello to his godfather! Looks like I've dragged him into the water, this is a bad thing!?

But why did Fifth Master Long overreact so much? What is the reason for this?

I didn't have time to think about it, in order to prevent Long Wuye from closing the door and letting the dog go, I opened my mouth and said urgently: "I can hear——"

"What do I care you hear? What about hearing? What's the matter with me? Hurry up, hurry up, go away! The syllables of my "ghost" were only halfway pronounced, and they were rudely interrupted by Long Wuye with a red face, and waved his right hand repeatedly, as if he was chasing a fly that he hated.

I'm dizzy! This fifth master of the dragon has changed his face several times in a short period of time, what a cow!

So far, I can only return with a feather, what is the key to life's counterattack, just think about it, get out of here as soon as you finish thinking, don't block people's sight here and mess with people's moods.

Thinking of this, I am also extremely depressed, I want to have a broad mind of "solid joy and no worries", but I-alas! It's all because the expectations for Long Wuye were too high before, and the result is - let's go! Let's go! People have to learn to grow up on their own!

"Wait!"

I was just about to launch the Flying Ox, but Long Wuye's voice suddenly rang in my ears.