Don't provoke depressed people, especially farts. There was a depressed person with a woman's face on the stock, Zhang Ziyang's mouth cannon was driven by depression, and became hands-on, and soon gained the upper hand, and beat away the classmate who owed his mouth, I didn't do it on the side, and waited for Zhang Ziyang to beat the object away, and said to him: "Change places!" ”

The grove can't stay anymore, in case the beaten classmate finds a helper and kills a horse pistol, it will be too fucked up, Zhang Ziyang is also afraid that the object will come back to him for revenge, so he impatiently pulled me out of the woods, found a remote place, and asked me with a sad face: "Viagra, you have seen it, what is going on?" ”

I couldn't hide it, so I told Zhang Ziyang what I knew, when I said that the sores on the human face were condensed by the resentment, evil qi, and yin qi of the female ghost who fought with him yesterday, this thing immediately withered, grabbed my arm, and shouted: "Viagra, you must take care of me, I am going to die, and you will have no second child." ”

I really want to tell Zhang Ziyang, don't keep threatening me with no second child, if you really die, there will definitely be a new second child, as the so-called, the dream wakes up and the flowers still exist, the second child is still there, but it is just a new second child, but looking at Zhang Ziyang's pitiful appearance, I can't bear to hit him again, and said to him: "Ghost qi, that is, yin qi, it's not that it can't be relieved, it depends on whether you go out open-mindedly." ”

"Viagra, it's time for this, what else are you selling, you have to try anything."

"It's simple." I looked at the sun hanging high in the sky, squinted my eyes and said to Zhang Ziyang: "Yin and Yang are mutually reinforcing, it's almost noon now, it's the time when Yang Qi is at its peak, you find a place where no one is, take off your pants, and fart. The face on the stock was taken out and snorted, I didn't dare to say that it would go to the root, at least it wouldn't grow so fast, if the face opened its eyes, you wouldn't be in danger of dying. ”

After listening to my method, Zhang Ziyang opened his mouth for a long time, crying and laughing: "Viagra, the school has started in the past few days, and there are many people in the school, where do you let me go to. Shares go? ”

Where do you want me to worry about it? The buddy was really a little speechless, and said to him: "I can't solve this matter, I don't have that much ability, I have to think of other ways, as for going there, it's your problem, if you're not afraid of death, it's okay if you don't die." ”

Zhang Ziyang didn't dare to do it, looking around for a place where no one was, I followed him around, thinking about how to solve this matter, judging from the situation of the senior sister's possession and the fog caused yesterday, the female ghost is not shallow, buddy, this little ability, enough to choke! If you want to eradicate the roots, you can only find someone with great ability to help, but apart from Zhang Qingshan, I can't think of anyone who has this ability.

Far water can't quench the thirst of the near, in this strange city, I don't know anyone except a few people in the dormitory, I am helpless, I have a headache when I want to, so I use my right index finger to keep rubbing around on the temple, this is a habit left when I was a child, and the famous Japanese monk Ichihugo learned.

After rubbing for a long time, it really played a role, remembering that Chen Fan came, the disaster was caused by the three of us, and we couldn't let Ya stay out of the matter, besides, he was from the capital, well-informed, maybe he could come up with a way, thinking of this, I hurriedly asked Zhang Ziyang to call Chen Fan, not much effort, Chen Fan rode to the pavilion, saw me and Zhang Ziyang, did not get out of the car, feet on the ground, and asked: "Viagra, second, what's the matter, call me in such a hurry?" ”

The school gazebo is a dilapidated gazebo, wooden, I don't know how many years it has been placed, it also belongs to the object that has not been demolished, it is located in the middle of nowhere, there is no one, I heard Chen Fan ask, I beckoned him to get out of the car, Zhang Ziyang was ready to take off his pants, Chen Fan came over with a confused face, I grabbed him and said, "Show you something." ”

As soon as I grabbed Chen Fan, Zhang Ziyang turned around and took off his pants, he was a little used to taking it off, faster than last time, and half of it was exposed in an instant, Chen Fan was shocked, he didn't know what the situation was, and struggled hard and shouted: ",, what is this for?" Dude's taste is not so heavy! ”

Suddenly, I saw the woman's face on the right half of Zhang Ziyang, and I didn't struggle anymore, I opened my mouth wide and turned my head to look at me, and I couldn't believe it, and I looked at it carefully, and suddenly exclaimed: ", second fart. The thighs are one of the same as the face......"

Zhang Ziyang put on his pants, looked at me and Chen Fan with a sad face, I let go of Chen Fan, and told the matter before and after, Chen Fan was even more surprised, his appearance shrank a little, Zhang Ziyang said: "Chen Fan, when you were in the senior sister, you were very positive, buddy didn't forget you, you can't ignore my accident, then you are too unrighteous." ”

At our age, we are most afraid that others will say that we are not righteous, and when we heard the words "unrighteousness", Chen Fan gritted his teeth and said: "Tube, but how should the special mother take care of it?" I've never had a fart before. The thing about the long face on the stock, going to the hospital? ”

The female ghost is full of resentment, so she will have facial sores and go to the hospital to take care of something? I hurriedly said to Chen Fan: "You are from the capital, you are well-informed, can you think of a way, or find a master to solve this matter." ”

Chen Fan frowned and thought for a long time, and said to me: "Viagra, I won't tell you, if you are really in the capital, you may still be able to find someone who knows how to do it, and I am not familiar with this place, but ...... When I bought a bicycle, I saw a man in his forties in the park opposite, practicing iron head skills, knocking his head into a tree with his head. ”

"That's a neurosis, count your uncle as a master."

Zhang Ziyang scolded, Chen Fan was silent, and after a while, he hesitated and said to the two of us: "Why don't you call out all the brothers in the dormitory, and let's think of a way together?" ”

Zhang Qingshan told me before, the matter of ghosts and gods, dangerous and unpredictable, more people do not necessarily have great power, for people who do not have Taoism, more than not only restrain their hands and feet, but also do not know what chaos will be caused, there are people who are Taoist, and there are many people who can't take care of it, so since ancient times, catching ghosts and exorcising evil spirits, there is no fanfare, not to mention that the era is different, if it is really too noisy, it is inevitable to be targeted by people with a heart, there is a saying, wood show in the forest, the wind will destroy it, if you let the relevant departments target, it will be even more fucked.

I think so, after all, I have to go to school in the future, if it really makes everyone know, buddy must not be treated as a monster? Even if I can solve this problem, I won't be a hero, I will only be treated as a monster, as an alternative, and the situation where everyone avoided me when I was a child will inevitably repeat itself, and I don't want to live like that.

"This kind of evil thing, the fewer people who know, the better, and now it's just a second fart. Long face on the strand, if there is someone else's fart. It's more troublesome to have a long face on the stock, so it's better not to let too many people know. ”

I voted against it, Zhang Ziyang and Chen Fan have no opinion, but how to solve this matter, no one can come up with an idea, the three of us stared at it with big eyes, Chen Fan's eyes suddenly lit up, and said to me: "Viagra, I know where there are fortune tellers, there should be capable people among these people, right?" ”

I'm just a young man from the countryside, I don't know anything about this city, and I don't know anything about the fortune tellers in the city, but in our Nagada, the general fortune tellers have a little ability, and they also show people, and there are people who open the hall, and the city should be even more powerful.

Seeing that I didn't object, Chen Fan said, "Then let's hurry up, I know that there is a fortune teller." ”

"Chen Fan, you can go alone, let viagra accompany me here, if you have something to do, what if I snort and let people see it?"

When he said this, he startled me, the scene in the grove still has lingering palpitations, accompanying Zhang Ziyang's ass, there will be a psychological shadow, I hurriedly said: "It's better for me to go with Chen Fan, you just find a place where no one is, and in broad daylight, there will be no accidents." ”

Regardless of whether Zhang Ziyang agreed or not, I ran away like Chen Fan, and the two of us went out of the school gate, and Chen Fan took me on a bicycle and went directly to the tunnel bridge.

Where there is a city, there is a tunnel bridge, where there is a tunnel bridge, there is a fortune teller, it seems to be a matter of course, to be honest, I am still the first time to see the tunnel bridge, in the black tunnel bridge, both sides are set up stalls, selling wallets, selling dogs, selling messy...... There was also a buddy with a guitar in his hand and a guitar box in front of him, singing songs I hadn't heard before.

After wandering around for a long time, I saw a fortune teller in the corner, thirty-seven or eighteen years old, sloppy, a pair of thief eyes kept turning, wearing a Taoist robe that is not considered a Taoist robe, and a monk's robe is not a monk's robe, and there is a white cloth in front of him, which reads: look at the face, measure the eight characters, draw lots, shake the hexagram, split the word, weigh the bone fortune-telling, yin house, yang house feng shui, catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, open the light of the magic weapon, and wholesale the magic weapon......

On the white cloth the size of half a bed sheet, dense red letters are written, and the ability is almost against the sky, I am dizzy when I look at it, and I can't help but think, the fortune tellers in the city are so awesome! Zhang Qingshan doesn't have so many crafts.

Chen Fan stopped the bicycle, condescendingly looked at the ones written on the white cloth, and asked the man sitting on the small bench suspiciously: "Hey, buddy, can you catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits?" ”

The two of us stopped in front of this master for more than a minute, rolled our eyes, ignored the two of us, lowered my head and swiped his mobile phone, as soon as Chen Fan's words came out, I saw this person's eyes suddenly lit up, straightened his body, and squeezed out a smile on his obscene face, and asked with a smile: "Don't hide it from the two little brothers, buddy, my fortune-telling is just a side job, and catching ghosts and exorcism is my forte, but the price is a little more expensive......"

Chen Fan's family conditions are relatively good, and when he heard the man say that the price was a little expensive, he didn't think about it: "Three thousand, give a deposit of five hundred first, and the remaining two thousand will be given to you when the matter is resolved." ”

When the man heard Chen Fan's words, he suddenly slapped his thigh, stood up suddenly, and looked at Chen Fan menacingly, I thought he was too little money, but I didn't expect this guy to snort coldly and said, "The deposit has to be given a thousand!" ”