Chapter 70: Old Joe is promoted
Raja said, "This is it, you dig slowly, look closely." "I carefully cleaned the soil around my ribs with the tip of my shovel, and sure enough, it was a complete skeleton, and I couldn't tell if it was a man or a woman. Raja told me to use a shovel to dig up the remains outside the kiln. I secretly complained, and my heart said what kind of work is this? But he had to do it, so he had to dig out every part of the skeleton with a shovel, and Raja took it out one by one by hand.
Jumping out of the corpse kiln, Raja carefully and neatly placed the skeleton on the right side of the large shroud, and there was something in the belly of the corpse, probably a clump of clump of earth.
Raja pointed to the empty space on the left side of the shroud and said, "You lie here." ā
"What? Let me lie down with the bones? "I couldn't believe my ears. Raja nodded, and I took a few steps back, refusing to say anything. Azan sat in front of the shroud, his hands outstretched, and the string of dark yellow beads was straightened. Recite mantras quickly. Suddenly, my body rushed forward, as if someone was pulling my collar with his hand, I couldn't help but scream, subconsciously reached out and grabbed Lao Xie's arm next to me, and took Lao Xie out.
Lao Xie was so anxious that he shouted: "Don't, don't!" "It was so strong that it dragged us both to the Shroud. I fell headlong on the skeleton, and I struggled desperately, but I couldn't get up. I opened my mouth wide and couldn't speak, and Lao Xie, who was also dragged down by me, happened to hit his head on the skeleton of the corpse, and came face to face. Lao Xie shouted more exaggerated than killing a pig, and even his snot flowed out. He scrambled to pull the skull, but in the end it was Raja who pulled him out.
After pushing Lao Xie away, Raja quickly wrapped me and the female bones tightly in the shroud, and I wanted to get out. His forehead was suddenly held down by Master Azan's hand through the sackcloth, and he couldn't move. In the shroud, I was panting and could hear Azan muttering. My head suddenly began to glow, followed by a sharp pain, as if a long, thin steel needle was running across my temple. The pile of bones was attached to me, and I was scared and in pain, and I gradually passed out.
When I woke up again, I was already lying on the hard bed in the Azan wooden house, and Lao Xie was sitting on the bed opposite, holding his hands in front of his chest, and muttering in a low voice: "I can't even say I can't go, I have to let me go." What's the use of me going? Why do you have to pull me......"
I got up from the bed in a daze and slowly walked up to Lao Xie: "What are you muttering?" ā
Lao Xie was startled, and jumped up with an "ah", which scared me so much that I almost didn't fall. I was angry: "What are you nervous about? ā
"IāI didn't...... Ah, did you wake up Brother Tian? Lao Xie barely squeezed a smile out of his face. Hongyou Huan rowed.
Sitting at the long table in the outhouse, I, Lao Xie and Raja ate together, Raja told me that the spell was cast smoothly, but fortunately, the Yang man did not have much influence on me, because he was extremely lustful, so when he was in the Ten Thousand Burial Grave, Master Azan had already sensed it. So Master selected the bones of a young woman there, cast a spell to attach all the yin qi on your body to the woman's shroud, bury it, and then use talisman paper to weigh it on the grave, and it will be fine. The yin energy of the last yang man is only concerned with pestering the dead woman, and he has no time to take revenge on me.
I was so happy that I almost jumped up: "Great, thank you, Master Azan!" Looking down at the necklace of the five poisonous oils on his chest, the color was indeed much lighter, almost a transparent liquid.
Lao Xie hesitated to signal me to give me money, and I hurriedly opened my purse, counted out twenty thousand-baht bills and handed them to Raja. Lao Xie watched Raja count the money, and his eyes were about to emit a green light, I thought to myself, you can go back and divide it yourself, Lao Xie can earn at least 5,000 baht. Suddenly, I remembered something, and hurriedly asked Raja: "What about the German Hans, can he come back?" ā
Raja laughed: "Hans has been dragged into the corpse kiln by the ghost, what happened?" It was a troublesome business, not only did he have no money to get it, but his family would find Thailand from Germany in the future. ā
I was secretly surprised in my heart, thinking that in the future, in Thailand, except for regular toilets, I can no longer defecate in the open, who knows if there is a coffin buried under that field?
The next day, Lao Xie and I said goodbye to Azan and were taken by Raja to Bang Namlong and then by bus back to Rayong. On the bus, I felt more relaxed than ever, and my brain was not as heavy and damp as before, but very refreshing. Lao Xie looked at my relaxed expression and asked with a smile: "How is it, Brother Tian, the 20,000 baht is not wronged, right?" ā
I nodded, this should be the most enjoyable cooperation between me and Lao Xie, although it was out of my own pocket, but the effect was very good. From then on, I no longer had to be afraid to get along with women, and I could just look at beautiful women on the street.
Back at my cousin's house, in order to celebrate, I ate a lot of food at a seafood buffet restaurant, and I ate dozens of big-headed shrimp and four curry crabs, until I couldn't walk.
Half a month later, my cousin came back, the business was negotiated, and he could earn at least 50,000 or 60,000 US dollars, he was very happy, took me to Phuket to have a lot of fun, and stayed for more than ten days before coming back. As soon as I arrived in Rayong, I received a call from Lao Qiao, who was very happy and told me, "Lao Tian, what do you think I am now?" ā
I thought to myself that whether you are a human or a ghost has anything to do with me, so I said I don't know. Old Joe said: "I am now the deputy director of the credit department!" "I was surprised, and I thought to myself, didn't he say that those candidates had a better way than him?
Lao Qiao said proudly: "Three people fight with me, one is the brother-in-law of the former director, one is rich in the family, and the other is a woman, she is very beautiful, and the former deputy director likes her." Originally, I didn't have much of a chance, but in the end, the president actually strongly recommended me, and I came up, hahaha! ā
I laughed: "That's because you have a good relationship with the president, otherwise why would people recommend you." ā
Lao Qiao was very unhappy: "I can't say a few words to the president for a year, where does it come from." I think it's because I'm strong in business that the president appreciates me, you know? "I said yes again and again, wondering if you have the ability to have a bullshit relationship with me.
Lao Qiao said: "There is something I want to ask, you say, will my promotion to deputy director have anything to do with the Buddha card that your kid sold me?" I laughed and said you can do whatever you want. When I hung up the phone, I didn't think there was any surprise in this, and I didn't associate it with the amulet. The genuine card is not a negative card, and it is not so obvious that it is effective, even if there is, it is a trickle, and you have to do good yourself. With a person like Lao Qiao, it is impossible for him to do good, it is not bad if he doesn't cheat people, where does the blessing come from.
A few days later, a male classmate on QQ told me that at a small gathering of classmates a while ago, Lao Qiao drank three taels of liquor and more, and she almost beat Lao Qiao after hugging Lu Wen to kiss.
I said it's not unusual, it's promiscuous after drinking. The male classmate thought it was strange and said that Lao Qiao had a very good amount of alcohol, and he only drank three taels of liquor that day, so he would not get drunk. Later, he was drunk in the lobby again, kicked down the lucky toad, and the manager grabbed him and asked him to pay money.
I'm not interested in people like Old Joe at all, and I'll just hear about it. After playing in Thailand for nearly a month, my family urged me to go back, so I booked a plane ticket to go back to Shenyang. I didn't dare to go to the Buddha card shop, I just drove away the evil spirit here, and I was infected by Sun Xicai over there, and the four thousand yuan was spent in vain.
A few days later, at noon, I went out to run errands and took the bus home, passing by a branch of an industrial and commercial bank. Sitting by the window, I saw Old Joe get out of a white BMW at the door and walk towards the bank, only to realize that he was working in this bank. Just when the bus arrived, I suddenly wanted to go and see it, so I got off the bus and walked into the bank.
Joe was chatting in the bank lobby with a middle-aged woman in a black suit, and was surprised to see me come in. After the two of them finished talking, the middle-aged woman walked out of the bank, and Lao Qiao came over with a smile and patted me on the shoulder: "Why are you here, are you saving money or borrowing money?" ā
I said, "I didn't deposit or borrow, I was passing by in a car, and I happened to see you getting out of the car, and I found out that you worked in this bank, so I came in and had a look." ā