Title: A tragic day in an abandoned house, pinch haha, why am I laughing.

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In the early morning of April 10, 2016.

The primeval forests of Guatemala.

The site of the excavation of the Great Pyramid of Halstone.

……

The sky was dark.

Dark clouds obscured the moon, making the already dark forest unreachable.

Unknown insects are noisy, and the terrible beast cries are like soloists who suddenly come to the front of the screen, sometimes surprising or frightening. In the wee hours of the morning, the final chapter of the jungle symphony plays out against this backdrop of only shadowed outlines......

…… Suddenly, a little dim light lit up in the dense forest, and the stars became more and more spots, gradually connecting into one piece, illuminating the dirty construction site.

Several figures burrowed into the body of the steel monster next to the pit, and with a few vibrations, the steel monsters began to roar loudly, like dissatisfied slammers, shattering the noise in the jungle with their roars. Suddenly, all the insects and beasts closed their mouths in the roar of the machine, and looked at these uninvited guests in silence.

And these guests are not seen at all.

In another corner of the jungle, unlike the construction site in full swing, a dusty tent stands quietly. In the tent, the dim light had been on all night.

The Chinese young man who was struggling with his desk suddenly shivered, rubbed his frozen hands vigorously, left the laptop screen that had been lit up for a night, picked up the strong coffee that had already been cold next to the mouse and took a sip, and said to himself tremblingly:

"Shhh...... What the hell is this weather...... It's hot during the day, and it's cold at night, in short, you can't live...... There are still people immigrating to this ghost place, how much do Chinese want to immigrate? I'm drunk too......"

The Chinese youth stood up in the midst of his broken thoughts, and simply did a few stretching exercises, moving the stiff joints, speeding up blood circulation, and letting the blood bring the temperature to the cold limbs.

The furnishings in the tent are simple.

A camp bed with a worn-out acoustic guitar thrown on the bed, and a hardwood bow on the head of the bed.

Next to the bed, a rough wooden crate was filled with miscellaneous items, and in the center of the tent lay an equally crude wooden table. There were quite a few things on the wooden table: a worn-out notebook, a slightly more delicate wooden pen holder with cut-out carvings, a few small metal engraving tools, a stack of scribble-painted papyrus, and a few folders full of reports and photographs.

The folders were stacked thickly together, and they were a little crumbling, but the young man didn't care.

After the activity, the Chinese youth turned out a stainless steel jar with a diameter of about 15 centimeters with many holes in the glove box. The holes and openings on this jar are uneven, and at a glance you know that it is a DIY handmade product. The young man put the jar directly on the ground, stuffed some sawdust into it, compacted it, sprinkled some alcohol on the sawdust, and put the kettle on it—it turned out that the jar with many holes was actually a dry wood stove!

The young man opened a bottle of mineral water, poured it into the kettle and lit a fire, and within a few minutes the water was bubbling. The young man picked up the kettle, scooped some water from the washbasin next to him to extinguish the flames, and then made himself a cup of hot coffee.

"Shhh...... Call...... I'll see, it's still ...... Well, not here. ”

Holding a coffee cup in his left hand, he controls the mouse with his right hand to click quickly on the screen, leaving the mouse and pressing it on the keyboard from time to time.

This young Chinese man who was busy until late at night and still didn't sleep was named Chen Yin.

Yin, pronounced "Yin", is fortunate to have the same name and different surname as Tang Yin, a great genius of the Ming Dynasty.

The word "Yin" itself is actually the meaning of "three" in the twelve earthly branches, and the so-called Zichou Yin Mao is one, two, three, four......

As for why his name is "Yin"? Mainly because the father who drives in the armed police force does not have a high level of education, and he shouts too much, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, and his brain is pumped when he names his son...... took the name of "San'er......

Fortunately, Chen Yin's mother, who is the chief physician, has a high level and culture, and persuaded a few words to replace "San'er" with "Yin", which allowed Chen Yin to get rid of the fate of being called "San'er" all day long - since he knew about it at the age of 5, Chen Yin muttered in front of his father that he was fine, "It's terrible to be uneducated" and so on. Of course, there was no shortage of beatings because of this.

It's a pity that although Chen Yin has such a lofty name, he completely failed his mother's hopes. He is not as uninhibited as Tang Bohu, but has ordinary appearance, ordinary grades, ordinary height, ordinary IQ, ordinary luck, and all ordinary...... Except for the fact that it's a dead house, I can't find a place to talk about it.

After graduating from an unknown pheasant university in China, Chen Yin, who is not high or low, stays at home every day as an otaku. A year later, Chen's father couldn't stand it, so he scraped together a sum of money to study abroad for Chen Yin, so that he could go to the United States to seek opportunities for "further study".

Unexpectedly, as soon as he arrived in the United States, he found that his father had been deceived by second-class traffickers -- Chen Yin got an invitation letter from a private university that was even more pheasant than the pheasant university he had studied at -- the school didn't even have a teaching building, let alone a dormitory! It's just a purse university that specializes in deceiving international students!!

Chen Yin naturally didn't want to waste any more time and his parents' hard-earned money to mix diplomas in this kind of pheasant university, but he didn't dare to call home and say that he had been deceived, so he had to find a small restaurant to work while sending applications and resumes everywhere, wanting to find a reasonable university that could take him in.

But the reality is cruel.

Chen Yin couldn't find someone with weight to write a letter of recommendation to him, and he couldn't get a certificate of deposit, how could there be a decent university to accept a student from a semi-black household like him?

That was until he met Professor Yehoshua' in a restaurant.

Professor Joshua was a typical old Jewish man, with white skin, brown eyes, and brown hair...... Well, once brown, now mottled with white hair, the years carved deep furrows on his smooth forehead, like annual rings recording his running in the sunset, that was his lost youth...... (Note 1)

Phew, babaa

I thought I could finally get what I wanted, but what I didn't expect was that in addition to Professor Joshua's knowledge in the archaeological world, he was also famous for being stingy and stingy. The purpose of recruiting Chen Yin and their batch of graduate students was actually to-

Save money!

Save money!!

Save money!!! (Say the important words three times)

Therefore, in addition to being graduate students, Chen Yin's group of students are also laundry workers, dishwashers, bag bearers, dog walkers, lumberjacks, and goods workers...... (Note 2)

Ah La (pretending to be cute), it seems that something strange has mixed in again.

All in all, in short, in order to find a famous school, Chen Yin, who was born in a prestigious school, can only follow Professor Joshua to carry out a protective excavation of a newly discovered large-scale Mayan civilization in the primeval jungle of Guatemala. Abbreviation-

-- Digging a pit.

Also TMD is a manual digging pit with wood there!!

Also TMD can not be dug with a shovel there is a wood there is a !!

Sometimes you have to use your hand buckle to brush with a small brush little by little!

It's like a coolie, there is wood!!

Chen Yin's hometown invites helpers to give 200 yuan a day!

But Chen Yin: ......

Gratuitous!

Gratuitous!!

Free ah, there is wood!!

The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their muscles and bones, and empty their bodies...... Bala Bala Bala ......

At the beginning, Chen Yin recited the ancient texts he learned when he was a child like chanting scriptures, and he survived with constant self-hypnosis and self-comfort, referred to as "self (meow) blowing self (Wang) comfort". (Note 3)

In fact, human adaptability is very strong.

Language, customs, food, weather, and heavy work ......,

These are all adaptable.

Two years can change a lot.

Compared with when he just graduated, Chen Yin is less impetuous and idealistic, and more practical and peaceful.

Sometimes, many things are not transferred by human will, and if you can't adapt, you will be eliminated, and adaptation will change, you must learn to compromise, you must learn how to get along with others, and how to survive in this society......

As the Internationale sings: "There has never been a savior, nor has it relied on the emperor of the gods." ”

From ancient times to the present day, there has never been such a paradise.

Except-

- Home.

There are parents and relatives in the family, and there are only people in the world who care about us and care about us wholeheartedly.

For Chen Yin, home is heaven.

So the longer he came out, the more homesick he became.

Whenever he was homesick, he would take out the small jar that never left his side and eat a peanut sticky ......

In fact, peanut sticky is a very simple snack, fried peanuts and then rolled a layer of white sesame seeds and frosting, although it is an inconspicuous gadget, but Chen Yin's mother made it for him, so each grain is full of the taste of home.

The sound of tapping on the keyboard is gone.

Chen Yin drank coffee, proofread the manuscript from beginning to end, deleted and changed some wording, and then saved and closed it satisfactorily, and sent the document to Professor Joshua's mailbox.

This is a very weighty article.

Its weight lies in two ways.

On the one hand, it is academic, and it contains Professor Joshua's explanation of some historical mysteries of the Mayan civilization, some physical evidence, periodic summaries, and some bold conjectures about history.

On the other hand, this report is also Professor Joshua's explanation of the explanation and persuasion of investors to donate.

Therefore, this is not only a paper published in an authoritative journal, but also an important basis for funders to see and strive for follow-up investment. So the article should be professionally written, easy to understand, and interesting, and finally arouse people's curiosity.

Well, it's just a few simple requests.

At least in Professor Joshua's mouth, there are a few "simple" requests.

God knows how "simple" these requirements really are!!

You must know that before Chen Yin began to write articles on this topic for professors, Professor Joshua had to spend a lot of money to invite writers, psychologists, sociologists, senior editors, and gold medal journalists to jointly complete this kind of article! Such an article is a thousand words! That's a real price of at least $1,000 per word!!

And since Chen Yin started writing articles for him, Professor Joshua has not spent a penny on this.

That's right, Chen Yin's labor is......

Gratuitous!

Gratuitous!!

Gratuitous!!! (Infinite Loop)

And while writing these things, Chen Yin's other work can't be left behind, forcing Chen Yin to work overtime, stay up late, and desperately occupy his personal time to complete these writing work, and he has to ensure quality and quantity!

Chen Yin has not fought for it: It's easy to say if you don't give money, at least you have more time, right?

But Professor Joshua talked a lot to Chen Yin, but all the words can be simply summarized into a few words:

Can write, can't write.

Hehe......

Chen Yin rolled back and wrote.

People are under the eaves and have to bow their heads.

Horse eggs, you wait for me to get a diploma!!

Closed the laptop that had accompanied Chen Yin since his college days, unplugged the power, and yawned profusely...... Chen Yin looked at his phone and was glad to find that he could sleep for a few hours.

Just as Chen Yin set the alarm clock and was about to go to bed, the curtain of the tent was suddenly opened, and a red-haired white young man broke in:

"Hey, scales! yourself? "[Hey, Chen, what's the matter? 】

Chen Yin threw the guitar to the ground, plunged into the pillow, and said in a sullen voice, "......******." "[Stroke your sister.] 】

"****** spit, squint." [Your sister, Chinese Yankee (Chinky, a racist word, a contemptuous name for Chinese, if someone says this, you can directly return the fist to him). 】

As soon as he heard this, Chen Yin stopped sleeping, jumped up and dragged English:

"You red-haired maggot, blue-eyed Shet, Bichi's son, wood-mouthed, you lazy white pig still want to be wild in me!? Are you not full of a liter of hot flight? Your dad and I don't have to feed you! Child! Look at you mouth full of! I really regret that I didn't shoot you into the wall back then......"

“OK！ OK！ Is that OK? You won, please don't continue, God...... I shouldn't be cheap. The white young man touched his nose in frustration, "Just finished the professor's paper?" ”

"Yes......" Chen Yin's discouraged "girlfriend" seemed to be slumped on the marching bed again (Note 4).

"I can't imagine that Professor Joshua is such a strict person, and your manuscript can pass ...... How did you survive staying up so late every day? Are all yellow people robots? That old guy is squeezing you so much, how can you stand it? The white youth chattered.

"Say...... Things ...... "Chen Yin is still weak."

"Oh, yes, urgently. Professor Joshua had not installed a protective net in order to save money, and now a worker has fallen and been seriously injured......"

"Grave eggs! Why didn't this old vampire die! Chen Yin scolded in a low voice.

"Hey, don't speak Chinese, I don't understand." The red-haired young man was numb, and he didn't know what Chen Yin meant.

"Forget it, I don't have to sleep, it's important to save people!" Chen Yin shook his head, picked up a coat from the bed, put on his mobile phone, and followed the white young man out of the tent.

The sky has already begun to darken.

On the side of the road, the workers hired from the local area were carrying the rubble loosely, and a few lazily hid to the side chatting and smoking—listening to what they were chatting about, it seemed that Professor Joshua was still unhappy that they were still allowed to continue working in the event of an accident......

On the one hand, while Professor Joshua is stingy, these workers are also lazy.

Don't look at the division of labor in the early hours of the morning, people get up to work, not because they are industrious and come to work early in the morning, but only this time of day is the most suitable time of day to start work. It was going to start to heat a little later, and in the afternoon it was fatal, and the local workers were completely out of work.

If they work from 9:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m., they can only work two hours a day. Because from noon to night, the temperature will exceed 36 degrees Celsius – sometimes even 45 degrees Celsius – and once it exceeds 36 degrees Celsius, workers can not go to work.

So in order to keep the excavation progress on the perimeter, Professor Joshua had to pay them a high salary of $50 an hour, and the workers would start digging in the early hours of the morning. By the way, although the hourly wage of KFC varies from state to state, the average is still about $5, and the subsidy for Chen Yin's group of graduate students is $200 per month.

Workers start work at 3 a.m. and finish at 11 a.m., six of the eight hours are billed at $50 per hour, and the other two hours are normal hours, which are paid monthly. Overall, workers here earn about $320 a day; KFC works 8 hours and earns an average of about $40 per day; Chen's classmates work 8 hours a day, earning an average of $9 a day (22 working days) and a little more than $1.1 an hour.

What about Chen Yin?

Working 10 to 20 hours a day, 25 to 30 days a month, earning an average of less than 50 cents per hour.

On the one hand, there are local workers who are paid $50 an hour and are looking for opportunities to be lazy, and on the other hand, there are Chinese graduate students who work late into the night almost every day with a 50-cent hourly wage.

Ironic, isn't it?

In response to this situation, Professor Joshua once encouraged Chen Yin in Chinese:

"Those who can work harder."

Hehe......

Then you TMD also give more money!?

Chen Yin followed the white youth around a hill of debris. To their right, the majestic pyramid squatted in the pit that Chen Yin had dug up: the Great Pyramid of Halstone, the last vestige of the Sun Dynasty - well, at least that's what Chen Yin's mentor thought.

In the pit, the workers have resumed their work. Their task was mainly to excavate the outer ring roughly, as well as to carry the remnants of the inner circle that Chen Yin had brushed down.

Chen Yin has something to say here: the word "brush" is really too Nima image!!

Because of the conservation excavations, there are still many parts that Professor Joshua believes are still well preserved that have not been excavated, and only the top part of the temple has been excavated intact.

For the massive Mayan pyramids, this pavilion-like structure is actually just the tip of the iceberg, and the buried part beneath it is, according to Professor Joshua, twice as tall as the current tallest Mayan pyramid, Temple No. 4 of Tikal! If Professor Joshua is correct, this height is close to the height of the Pyramid of Khufu, which is 146 meters high, and the height of Temple No. 4 of Tikal is 75 meters.

Chen Yin said hello to a few familiar workers, and then went down the dirt road to the bottom of the big pit.

The ground at the bottom of the pit is covered with coloured ropes that mark different plots – some can be excavated mechanically, some by hand, and some are important excavation areas that only graduate students and assistants can access – and to save money, these coloured ropes are held in place not by professional ground nails, but by truncated steel bars.

When Chen Yin arrived at the bottom of the pit, he saw a worker lying on the ground, a pool of blood oozing from under him. Judging from the interval between the ground nails, there should be just one of them on the stomach of the injured worker......

"Nope! Don't touch him!! Chen Yin yelled.

Chen Yin watched as several black men dressed as workers were preparing to carry the wounded, but unfortunately they ignored Chen's words - not all workers could speak English - and Chen Yin could only watch as they turned the wounded over......

…… When Chen Yin ran to the injured person, the injured person had already begun to have difficulty breathing!! Chen Yin could even foresee that the wounded's pulse would disappear, go into shock, and then die.

"Oh my God! Look what you've done!! Chen Yin vigorously pushed away the already panicked workers, squatted down and roughly checked the symptoms of the injured.

Contusions, fractures, ......

Relatively speaking, these are minor problems, and the most fatal is the wound in the chest.

The wounded did not cough up blood, which is a blessing in misfortune - it should not have hurt the lungs. But despite this, it became more and more difficult for the injured to breathe, and the pulse of the injured person was found to be weak and frequent, and the lips and fingernail beds began to turn purple......

"It didn't hurt the lungs...... Blood oxygen is reduced, and gas exchange is weakened...... It should be ......"

As one possibility after another was ruled out, Chen Yin gradually had some eyebrows in his heart—an open pneumothorax (Note 5).

"You are not seriously injured, don't worry, I can save you! You can survive! So you must cooperate with me......" Chen Yin whispered in the patient's ear, straightened up and said to the white youth: "Go quickly!" Find the plastic film! It's the kind that is covered with cement when reinforcing the pit wall! Find something clean! Just go! ”

“OK！” After saying that, the white youth turned around and ran.

"You! You! And you! Go find some clean clothes, quick! There's it over there! Chen Yin pointed in the direction of the workers' quarters, and just before coming down, Chen Yin saw a few pieces of laundry that had been washed and dried.

Taking advantage of their efforts to get the materials, Chen Yin carefully tore off the wounded's shirt.

Within a few minutes, the plastic and clothes were all ready. Chen Yin tore off the clothes, picked the cleanest and softest part and tore it into squares, stacked it with the plastic sheet, quickly closed the wound at the moment when the wounded were exhaling, and then wrapped the remaining plastic cloth layer by layer, and finally tied it in a knot.

"Where's the doctor? Where is Professor Joshua? We need airplanes! ”

"Doctor...... It seems to be on vacation. The white youth whispered in Chen Yin's ear, "The only ......"

“…… No wonder you came to me. Chen Yin rolled his eyes, and he realized that there was only one doctor on the construction site of hundreds of people! How picky the professor is!!

"That's right...... I called and asked, and the professor said to let you fly to Guatemala City......"

"Don't tell me the pilots are on vacation too!?"

"No, Professor Joshua thinks that the plane has not been used much in the past few months, and wants to deduct the money of the flight staff, and then ...... And then they resigned......"

“…… Bloodsucker! ”

"Agreed."

……

Fifteen minutes later, the airstrip.

……

Next to a small propeller plane painted red and white, a bearded white man was doing the final checks, and the splinted wounded and his companion were sitting in the back seat of the plane.

"Hey, Pete, how's the baby doing?" Chen Yin greeted the bearded man.

"Okay, if you want, she can fly you to China!"

"If I listened to you, I guess the fish in the Pacific Ocean would be happy."

"Why?"

"Because they're going to have a second meal......"

"Haha, I guess it's going to be a Chinese meal."

"......," Chen Yin shrugged and walked slowly to the white bearded man, "but I'm afraid they're going to be disappointed, and I hope they won't be too attached to the Chinese feast." ”

"Oh, poor fish." The bearded Pete smiled, "Stayed up all night again?" ”

"yes."

"Well, if I were you, I would have quit a long time ago."

"But I can't find a professor who accepts me as a graduate student, don't say it, it's important to save people."

"Ugh." Pete shook his head and tossed a palm-sized flannel bag, "Go on." ”

"What is this?" Chen Yin opened the black bag curiously, flipped his hand, and poured out three things from the bag.

The first is an egg-sized, blue-gray stone pendant carved abstractly with a thick striped reverse spiral, and the spiral is surrounded by a light radiating from all directions. According to Professor Joshua, the pendant symbolizes the sun, but Chen Yin doesn't think so, he thinks it looks like a mosquito coil...... The chain of the pendant is made of gold, and it feels heavy in the hand.

Another one is a very ordinary black iron ring inlaid with black stones.

Finally, there is a pure gold card the size of a playing card. It's about the thickness of two ID cards stacked on top of each other, with the same abstract sun motif carved on the back as the pendant, and a pure black swirl painted with unknown paint on the front. Chen Yin always felt that as long as he stared at this dark whirlpool a few more times, even his soul would be sucked away by it......

After shaking his head and throwing this unrealistic idea out of his mind, Chen Yin couldn't help but be a little curious, and scraped a little on the black vortex with his fingernails, and suddenly found that the coloring layer of the black vortex was very firm, not like some kind of paint brushed, but a little like what metal was used to plate.

"This is what Professor Joshua gave you, so you can mail it to the lab in Miami by the way."

"Didn't even pay for the postage? This old vampire ......" Chen Yin muttered in Chinese, switching to English, "It's just a profiteer......"

"Who's to say it isn't." Pete waved his hand, "Have a nice trip then." ”

"Thank you." Chen Yin jumped into the cockpit, and as the plane started, the high-horsepower aero engine suddenly brought a gust of wind, blowing a burst of dust on the runway.

"Oh--one more thing--" cried Pete as he pressed his hat to keep it from being blown away by the wind.

"What's the matter?"

"The professor asked me to tell you: Have a good trip."

"Hmph, bye-" Chen Yin waved his hand, and with the roar of the engine, the red-and-white painted plane jumped lightly and flew into the clear blue sky.

……

An hour and a half later, the tower approved Chen Yin's landing application, and the plane landed smoothly at La Aurora International Airport. The ambulance, which had been waiting here for a long time, drove onto the runway and picked up the wounded and the accompanying people together, and Chen Yin finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Parking the plane in a temporarily rented hangar, Chen Yin, yawning, staggered out of the airport.

"Next, it's time to mail things." Chen Yin touched his pocket—there were the three artifacts that Professor Joshua had given him, "Woo (yawn)...... Do you want to find a small hotel to sleep in after mailing...... Anyway, it was good to get in the ambulance just now......"

La Aurora International Airport is still 6.5 kilometers away from Guatemala City, and Chen Yin has no money to take a taxi, so he has to go to the parking lot next to the airport bus to wait.

"By the way, I forgot to report to the professor." Walking to the side of the parking lot, Chen Yin suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to inform the professor, so he quickly took out the phone and dialed the professor's number......

"Hey, Professor? Yes, it's me. The wounded man has ......."

Before Chen Yin finished speaking, a black hand suddenly stretched out from the back of Chen Yin's right, as if he wanted to snatch the mobile phone in Chen Yin's hand!!

Guatemala's security is very poor, and Chen Yin, who knew this, was mentally prepared, so Chen Yin reacted as soon as the hand was stretched out.

Horse eggs!

Lao Tzu saved up for a long time to buy the kidney 6!!

If you rob Lao Tzu, you won't be the son of a SWAT!!

Say it's too late, then it's too soon!

The black hand had already grabbed Chen Yin's wrist.

Chen Yin's feet took root, and his right hand suddenly brought to his chest! Stumble that who grabbed something! Immediately afterwards, Chen Yin's left hand followed, holding the opponent's wrist, exerting his legs, twisting his waist and drilling into the's chest!

Listening to a muffled sound of "bang", the was shocked by Chen Yin and rolled his eyes, Chen Yin took advantage of the moment when the other party lost control of his body because of the pain, held the other party's right hand and twisted it hard, and directly pressed the other party to the ground with a grab! !

"Just your three-legged cat's kung fu, you still want to ......" Before the cool words in Chen Yin's mouth were finished, he suddenly stiffened and his face changed greatly, let go of the who was foaming at the mouth, and raised his hands......

He's got a gun on his head!

A few decades ago, Guatemala experienced a civil war, and there are still a large number of guns left in circulation. And the reason why thieves and robbers in Guatemala are so rampant is also related to these old guns.

In China, if someone puts a gun to Chen Yin's head, then Chen Yin will definitely smoke him without saying a word. But this is not China, which has been peaceful for a long time. This is the Americas full of thieves, robbers, drug lords and addicts. All Chen Yin could do now was shout "Easy" softly, and then kneel on the ground with his hands raised.

The with the gun snatched Chen Yin's kidney6, and then smashed Chen Yin's head viciously with the butt of the gun several times! Blood flowed down his cheeks. But Chen Yin didn't even dare to hide...... One of the things I was trained before leaving the United States was that you should never provoke a gun owner.

The who was knocked to the ground by Chen Yin stood up with the support of his companions, and struck several times at Chen Yin, who did not dare to resist, and then followed his accomplice with arrogance.

The blood blurred Chen Yin's eyes.

Standing up and looking around, there were schadenfrefreude locals, screaming foreigners, parking lot security guards pretending to be stupid, and some strange-looking homeless people.

Chen Yin subconsciously touched the pocket containing the gold relics......

The homeless men squatting in the corner of the wall had bright eyes, stood up silently, and faintly gathered in the direction of Chen Yin......

Suffer!

Kidney 6 is a trifle, and it only adds up to a few hundred dollars. And how much are these cultural relics in Chen Yin's pocket worth!?

Chen Yin, who was sleepy in the morning, was completely awake at this time!

It wasn't until this time that Chen Yin discovered the strangeness!

Why did Professor Joshua hand over such a valuable thing to himself to mail!? Did that stingy old man really simply hand over cultural relics worth tens, hundreds, or even tens of millions of dollars to himself in order to save a few postage money!?

Calculated!?

No, I must go back and ask!!

Chen Yin looked at the group of homeless people quietly, and felt that they didn't look like they had guns...... Chen Yin turned around abruptly and strode towards the airport!

Hula!

A group of homeless people ran up with Chen Yin, like a group of piranhas that smelled blood! The faces of the locals around him flickered, the foreigners screamed, and the security guards blew their sirens but still stood far away......

Horse Eggs, Horse Eggs, Horse Eggs!!

How could I have happened to someone like this!?

Didn't look at the yellow calendar when you went out!?

Hastily hasty!!

Guatemala is a hell of a place! Hell place!! Haunted Place!!

"Ahhh......hh

Chen Yin roared and sprinted towards the airport!

50 meters!

20 meters!!

Finally!

Chen Yin rushed into the airport gate and ran to the tarmac without saying a word.

Because they had a temporary lease certificate in their hands, the security guards did not stop Chen Yin, who was full of blood - in their impression, those who had private jets were all big guys, and big guys were the people they couldn't afford to mess with.

Chen Yin ignored the strange-looking security guards, and only ran towards Professor Joshua's "little baby" as fast as he could.

Gotta get out of here now!

God knows if those homeless people were improvised or if there was some source of information! It doesn't matter if the airport security can stop those homeless people! Because Chen Yin didn't dare to gamble at all!

Jump into the plane, start the engines, and apply for the waterway at the same time......

Although Chen Yin did not delay for a second, the reply from the tower was always please wait and resources were being allocated......

Security ...... at the airport Probably stop those homeless people, right?

To be reasonable, storming the airport should be a crime, right?

No matter how outlaw you are, you won't fight to this extent because you want to make money, right......

Besides, I never took those things out at all, so I shouldn't be able to commit such a big crime for a purse of a few thousand dollars at most......

It's not a bank robbery, so I don't believe it......

Kneel! I TMD believed!!

Chen Yin scolded his mother like crazy in his heart!

Because he saw it!

Those homeless people actually broke through the airport guards and rushed towards the hangar rented by Chen Yin!!

Is this really premeditated!?

Who the hell is it!? Who's counting me!? Who's framing me!?

A graduate student who is obsessed with ghosts?

Or is it to defraud Professor Joshua of large insurance!?

Or some wealthy collector?

Or a mad admirer of the Mayan civilization?

Whether it's saying I'm going to you X, I'm not going to play with you anymore!!

The engine of "Little Baby" is booming! Regardless of the tower's crazy warning in his ears, Chen Yin drove the plane onto the runway!

Pushing the throttle valve, Chen Yin struggled to pull the nose up and rushed into the blue sky......

The wound on his head was still oozing blood, and Chen Yin's sleeves were already soaked, but he still couldn't wipe off the blood that kept oozing.

"Grass!"

Chen Yin, who was in a hurry to wipe the blood, accidentally threw out Professor Joshua's flannel bag, hit the joystick and wrapped it around Chen Yin's hand.

Chen Yin was stunned for a moment, and suddenly found that this can be used! Quickly held the joystick with one hand, opened the flannel bag with the other hand and poured the contents on his thigh, then pressed the flannel bag on the wound on the top of his head, and tied it tightly around his head with a rope that pierced the mouth, and finally stopped the blood gushing out.

What happens to these artifacts next?

Easy to do.

The ring was on his hand, the necklace was hung around his neck, and the last remaining gold card, Chen Yin hesitated, should he put it in his pocket? Will the gold be so soft that it will be bent by yourself?

The tangled Chen Yin didn't pay attention to see that when the blood touched the inconspicuous black iron ring, the ring actually absorbed the blood like a sponge absorbing water!

As the blood is absorbed, the gemstones on the black iron ring begin to glow and get brighter and brighter! Brighter and brighter! By the time Chen Yin found out that something was wrong, it was too late! The black stone embedded in the ring shattered in the scorching light, turning into a wisp of green smoke and burrowing into the golden card in Chen Yin's hand!

The gold card absorbs the black smoke, the gold-textured card base disappears, and the black vortex on the metal begins to spin faster and faster! When it was accelerated to the extreme, it suddenly broke free from the shackles of the cards......

…… In the sky above La Aurora International Airport, a huge black vortex appeared out of thin air, suddenly swallowing the small red and white plane!

"Farker of Walter!! Ah――――――h

Chen Yin spun with the plane and plunged into the endless darkness......

After devouring Chen Yin, the black vortex in the sky gradually weakened, became smaller, and finally disappeared without a trace, as if it had never appeared in this world.

……

……

The original jungle of Guatemala, the site of the excavation of the Great Pyramid of Halstone. Suddenly, a melodious bell rang in Professor Joshua's tent.

The bell stopped abruptly, and a deep voice rang.

"Hey, it's me. Chen Yin? Oh, it's done? ”

…… There was silence......

Suddenly, there was a fighting sound on the microphone, and Chen Yin's voice sounded in the microphone:

"You still want to ...... the kung fu of this three-legged cat"

“……”

“Easy_man.”

“Don’t_hurt_me，please.”

"Ahh

"Doodoo ......"

The phone was hung up.

The old man sitting on the chair hung up the phone silently, although his expression was still serious, but the slightly upturned corners of his mouth showed that the old man was in a good mood at this time.

He looked at the mobile phone in his hand and was silent for a while, and then suddenly whispered in Hebrew:

"Have a good trip, my child."

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Note 1: The "Lost Youth" stalk is derived from "Ten Thousand Dollars! Ten thousand! I didn't think about it~to~~Lalala~~~"

Note 2: The "XX Worker" meme is derived from the sound effect of the Age of Empires 3 series (Chinese version) when farmers mine and cut wood.

Note 3: "Self-(dirt) blowing from (dirt) comfort" stalk...... That's right, I made it up! I'm so dirty (squintling), I'm the legendary little train:

"Dirty ―――――― Pants Pants Pants ―――――――"

Note 4: The "girlfriend" stalk originated from the air leakage incident of a girlfriend who was shopping online at home (squinting smile).

Note 5: Open pneumothorax is mainly caused by trauma, because the pleural cavity is directly communicated with the outside atmosphere, and the air can freely carry out the pleural cavity with breathing, which destroys the negative pressure environment of the pleural cavity, the lungs are compressed and collapsed, and finally leads to severe ventilation and ventilation dysfunction.

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Cards covered in this section:

Card: Void Teleportation.

Grade; God-level.

Cost: 1 Divine Power Crystal.

Genre: Magic.

Effect: Opens the quantum teleportation channel.