Chapter 338: Rivalry between husband and wife
"Osamu Dazai?"
"That's right, Osamu Dazai, who has the same name as the earth's twentieth-century writers." Osamu Dazai patted his chest, as if he was very proud of it. "It's just a duplicate name anyway, it's not a big deal."
Eri held her chin with one hand, but her delicate little face was a little more provocative. Anyway, this name is just a random name from him, but he directly uses the pen name of other writers' heroes for his own use, which is really a bit funny.
"Ah, don't you know that Madame is a respect for idols, Osamu Dazai's human disqualification is always a masterpiece, a masterpiece that cannot be denied. And I'm proud to have the same name as Mr. Dazai. ”
Osamu Dazai's notebook opened slightly, covering his smooth chin, and in front of the red notebook were the four Chinese characters that were disqualified in the world.
"It's just that I heard that Mr. Dazai is a suicidal addict, and it's rare that Your Excellency is also a suicidal fetish, this is so scary, I actually met this kind of pervert with a strange personality."
Eri's smile still didn't let go of Osamu Dazai in front of him, but there was a bit of flirtation on his beautiful little face, but that smile made Osamu Dazai a little hairy, and I have to say that the writer Osamu Dazai is indeed a suicidal fetish. It can even be said that Osamu Dazai is simply a suicide maniac.
And the actions of Eri in the back directly made Dazai a little embarrassed.
Eri protected the woman behind her, "It is said that Osamu Dazai committed suicide before pulling his female book fans, and it is said that he has often attempted martyrdom, if this person is really Osamu Dazai, then be careful." ”
"By the way, I used to say the word "in the water" when I rescued this Dazai-san yesterday." Hurricane seemed to remember something.,yes.,Yesterday when Osamu Dazai was rescued, he looked disdainful.。
Or rather, it was upset that the wind had rescued him. And the so-called start sounds more like suicide in the water, and if these are put together, then it is really like what Eri said, a suicidal fetish.
Then this guy is too scary.
"Ah, it seems that Xiao Feng knows, so Mr. Dazai, don't follow the example of the writer Osamu Dazai, what kind of martyrdom you play, no one will play martyrdom with you."
Eri smiled and looked at Osamu Dazai next to him. looked like he wanted to stay away from this person, but this action made Osamu Dazai's eyebrows twitch differently.
'Deliberately, I'll educate you well when I go back.' Osamu Dazai gritted his teeth.
"Hmph, I'm not interested in you, I'm already married, my daughter can make soy sauce, and I still need to find you little kids." Osamu Dazai pursed his lips disdainfully.
"Oh~ So is your lady unwilling to accompany you to martyrdom?" Eri looked at Ziyin in front of him provocatively, he naturally knew what Dazai was like, let alone dead, it was difficult to die.
And when it comes to suicide, it's impossible to do it, although Dazai likes to die, but he won't commit suicide for this, after all, there is too much burden on him, and there is no suicide at all.
Now it's just because Dazai came to this place and went to play with him.
"She'll go with me if I want to." Eri looked at Eri in front of him, but his eyes were a little more confident. "It's just that I don't want to kill myself."
"I'm a very literary man, Osamu Dazai is different, I like his writing, not the suicidal fetish."
Osamu Dazai closed the notebook in his hand, but his face no longer looked in the direction of Eri, and looked at the other side, "Just as the writer Osamu Dazai said." ”
"In the morning, I would wake up and roll over and get out of bed, and I would become the original shallow and ignorant, good at disguised funny character, cowards would be afraid of happiness, would be hurt when they touched cotton, and sometimes they would be hurt by happiness, and before I was hurt, I wanted to part ways as soon as possible, and I released my usual laughing smokescreen."
"Anyway, you little kids won't understand what I've said about it." Osamu Dazai's face turned to the other side, and Bai Shu's hand lightly blocked Ziyin's mouth, not looking at the people behind him.
There was a hint of comic on his face.
"Wimpy kid? You don't look big, right, Mr. Dazai~" Eri smiled and looked at Osamu Dazai in front of him, he didn't know how old Osamu Dazai was now, not only him, but it was estimated that even he himself would not know how old he was, but it was certain that he was definitely not less than a thousand years old.
It's just a pity that his appearance will always be set at seventeen or eighteen years old, even if he dresses a little more maturely now, he looks like a man less than twenty years old.
And his own appearance is the same, always fixed in his best moment. It's just that this one's own life is eternal, completely different from those ordinary people, and they can't die anymore.
"I'm really sorry, I said that my children have been able to go out to make soy sauce, and I am almost forty years old now, and my wife is also in her thirties, do you have any suggestions?"
Osamu Dazai smiled at Eri.
"Madam, my wife is very beautiful, so don't beat me." Osamu Dazai looked at Eri in front of him with a smile, but there was a hint of provocation in his blocked eyes.
"Ah, my husband's appearance is also so handsome that no one has it, and if you say, I should return it to you." Eri met Dazai's eyes, and there seemed to be a trace of thunder in the air.
"It's terrible" Makina hugged Anna next to her directly, and the person next to her looked at them with the same expression, this was the first time they saw the usually gentle Eri arguing with this man, which was completely out of the usual impression.
It's just that Anna's expression has completely changed to dead fish eyes, and these two people naturally know that this is just a husband and wife touting each other. Although others don't know those words, it's just that who is Osamu Dazai's wife or Eri's husband?
Isn't it obvious that it's the person across from me. It's just that because Dazai hid from the two of them, it made Eri a little dissatisfied and joked with him, but the joke turned into such a rivalry.
Although it does sound like they are arguing, they are also showing off to each other.
It's just that the reality is that they are completely flattering each other. And others are still looking at it with this expression, I don't know whether to describe it as ridiculous or funny. (To be continued.) )