Chapter Thirty-Six: The Spirit Killed by a Dog
When Ye Kai woke up again, he was already in the secret base. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Oh...... Shet! ”
Ye Kai struggled to get up, but as soon as he was halfway up, there was a sharp pain on the door of his head, and Ye Kai could even feel a certain part of his head beating suddenly!
"Aye! Are you awake?! It scares us to death! ”
Nan Qing and Xiao Yun saw that Ye Kai had finally woken up, and they immediately came over with a look of surprise and looked at Ye Kai with concern.
Ye Kai touched the bulging bag on the door of his head, gritted his teeth and said, "Who did this?!" ”
Nan Qing and Xiao Yun looked at the tall and round columnar body on Ye Kai's head, and they all pointed at each other, and said in unison: "He! ”
When the two saw that the other party actually splashed dirty water on themselves, they immediately glared at each other angrily, staring at each other with big eyes, and there was a tendency to fight at any time.
These two bastards! I don't know if buddy is still an injured person?! Ye Kai gritted his teeth fiercely, eager to pop the chrysanthemums of these two goods!
"Enough of you two! Can you take care of my injured number first?! Ye Kai struggled and waved his hand to stop the two, and said weakly.
Hum!
Nan Qing and Xiao Yun then remembered that there was still Ye Kai's stubble, and after snorting coldly at each other, they asked in unison, "Does it matter if you want it?" Do you want to go to the hospital? ”
"No, it's just a skin injury, but I'm dying of hunger now, take me to find something to eat!"
With a wave of his hand, Ye Kai signaled that he didn't need to go to the hospital, but just asked the two of them to take him to eat.
Ye Kai didn't lie, after strengthening his body twice, his physique had reached fourteen points, although the two of them mistook Ye Kai for Li Dong and beat him up, but they didn't do it ruthlessly, so what Ye Kai suffered was just a skin injury. Of course, if Li Dong's scumbag physique is beaten like this, it is estimated that he will not be able to get out of bed in a few months!
"Food?"
Nan Qing and Xiao Yun were stunned for a moment, then looked Ye Kai up and down carefully, and saw that he really didn't have anything abnormal except for the bulge on his head, and then helped Ye Kai out of the secret base.
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"Whew~ It's cool to exercise after eating!"
On the way home, Ye Kai stretched out comfortably, took a deep breath of the cool evening air, and smiled heartily at the corner of his mouth. Ye Kai's mood is good, but Nan Qing and Xiao Yun's mood is not so refreshing!
Nan Qing and Xiao Yun supported each other on the way home, stumbling and looking extremely sad and angry.
At this time, Nan Qing and Xiao Yun were blue and purple all over their bodies, their hair was messy, and their clothes became tattered, as if they had just escaped from the refugee camp!
And the initiator of all this is Ye Kai!
It turned out that after Ye Kai was helped by the two of them to go to the snack street for a big meal, Ye Kai, who was originally unable to walk steadily, suddenly resurrected with full energy, and then had a profound and unforgettable conversation with Nan Qing and Xiao Yun, so that the two of them had a deep understanding of their wrong behavior of beating Ye Kai!
After having an in-depth exchange with Nan Qing and Xiao Yun, Ye Kai was in a good mood. Of course, if only I didn't have that damn dog on my head......
The dog that was drawn from the system, claiming to be the most handsome dog in the Xiaotian clan, was opening two small black eyes wide at this time, looking at the surrounding scenery curiously, and from time to time he used his little paws to pull Ye Kai's hair, which made Ye Kai very depressed.
"I said, you're really the ...... The Howling Clan? ”
Ye Kai touched his nose, still a little incredulous.
It's normal not to believe, it's like you bought a fish in the vegetable market, and when you come home, the fish becomes a beautiful woman and tells you that she is the third princess of the Dragon Palace in the East China Sea! The only difference is that the dog was drawn...... It's not from the East China Sea, it's from the Howling Sky Dog clan!
"Boy, are you suspicious of Lord Ben?!" The puppy's dissatisfied voice sounded in Ye Kai's ears, and the little paw pulled Ye Kai's hair fiercely, and directly pulled off a few strands of Ye Kai's hair!
I'm the next Olympics! Lawlessness yet!
Ye Kai, who felt that his hair was leaving him, had tears in his eyes, and he was angry, so he pulled the puppy off his head, lifted one of its legs, and hung it upside down in front of him, glaring angrily.
"Boy! Put Ben-sama down! Otherwise, I will gather an army of 100,000 in a minute and kill you! ”
The puppy cub who was lifted upside down in the air suddenly became angry, the white fur on his body exploded, a small tail shook desperately, and three little short legs kicked in the air, trying to get out of Ye Kai's control, and his mouth was still whining, constantly threatening Ye Kai.
"Yo?! 100,000 troops in minutes?! Believe it or not, I'm going to let you make friends with the 100,000 in the toilet before they come?! Be honest with me! ”
Where would Ye Kai believe the words of this little puppy? It's a killer hit!
As soon as Ye Kai's words fell, the little body of the puppy cub trembled, and it instantly withered, the snow-white fur fell back, the little tail and three little short legs hung down softly, and the whole body was lying on his stomach in mid-air and pretending to be dead.
"That's right!" Ye Kai nodded with satisfaction, put the puppy back on his head, and said with a smile: "Now come home with me!" ”
The puppy barked listlessly twice, lying on Ye Kai's head without saying a word, his little black eyes were full of grievances.
At this time, it was almost twelve o'clock in the evening, and there were not many people on the street, and the evening breeze blew, bringing a coolness, which was very pleasant.
I'm about to see her!
Ye Kai looked at the room where he had already seen the lights, and his heart was full of longing.
Although it hasn't been too long in the real world, Ye Kai has been in the movie world for nearly twenty days! This is like twenty years for Ye Kai, who has been missing Ye Qian for two lifetimes!
With his thoughts of Ye Qian, Ye Kai once again quickened his pace, he was not willing to wait for a moment!
"Wait a minute!"
Suddenly, just as Ye Kai walked to the door, the puppy cub on his head suddenly changed his languishing state, suddenly stood up on Ye Kai's head, and whispered to a corner with a fierce expression.
"What's wrong?!"
Ye Kai was a little puzzled, there was no one in that corner?! What's your name?!
"Mortal with the naked eye! Hold me down and I'll open your eyes today! ”
The puppy replied to Ye Kai disdainfully, and asked him to pick himself up and face Ye Kai directly.
"I'll give you an eye now. Remember, don't make a noise for a while, lest something happen! ”
The puppy wagged its tail and pretended to please its owner, and its little pink tongue licked lightly on Ye Kai's two eyes!
When his tongue licked his eyes, Ye Kai felt as if there was a cool stream of water flowing through his eyes, which was very comfortable, as if he had dropped an eye drop.
"Alright, open your eyes. Remember, don't look the same! ”
The puppy told Ye Kai and made Ye Kai open his eyes.
What the hell?! So mysterious?!
Ye Kai opened his eyes with doubts, and swept to the corner with curiosity.
I'm a big rub !!!!
With just one glance, Ye Kai was so frightened that he almost jumped up. If he hadn't remembered the puppy, it was estimated that Ye Kai would have screamed by now!
There was an extra man in the originally empty corner!
No, it can't be said to be human, because this guy is translucent, floating in mid-air without weight, drifting in mid-air with the evening breeze!
What the hell is this?!
Ye Kai's face turned blue, he didn't dare to move when he stood still, staring at the puppy in his hand stupidly.
"That's a geist! And it's a geist who is about to transform into a pervert! ”
As if he knew what Ye Kai was thinking, the voice of the puppy rang in Ye Kai's ears at the right time.
Ye Kai glanced at the puppy in his hand a little weirdly, his face was red, and he looked like he wanted to speak and stopped.
"It's good to think about what you want to say in your head, didn't you realize that I communicate with you with spirit?! How stupid! The puppy glanced at Ye Kai disdainfully, and his heart was so happy!
Tell you to threaten me! Tell you to lift my legs!
"Uh......" Ye Kai put the puppy back on his head, touched his nose in embarrassment, and said in his mind: "How did you know that he was going to transform into a pervert?" ”
Now Ye Kai doesn't dare to despise this little puppy, even if it is not from the Xiaotian clan, but it has proved with facts that it has real skills!
"Cut! You can ask such an idiotic question! The little puppy let out a vicious breath now, and suddenly said vividly: "Have you seen the yellow line in the body of that geist?!" The yellow line means that it is transforming like a pervert, as long as the yellow line extends to its head, then it becomes a pervert! ”
Ye Kai glanced at the geist in the corner out of the corner of his eye, and found that it was indeed just like what the little puppy said, there was a yellow line in the geist's body that was extending from its abdomen all the way up, and it was about to reach its neck!
"What happens if you say it becomes a pervert?" Ye Kai was a little curious, after all, this was the first time he had seen the legendary ghost!
"What do you say?! What do perverts like the most?! ”
The puppy glanced at Ye Kai disdainfully, and turned his head without a trace.
"Pervert's favorite ...... I'm the next Olympics! Ye Qian! Ye Kai was stunned at first, and then suddenly became furious!
Nima's! Even my brother, a living person, hasn't been able to get it, and you still want to cut the queue when you don't know how long you've been dead?! Must be killed!
Ye Kai immediately rolled up his sleeves, ready to step forward and kill this guy who dared to touch his scales!
"You're in a hurry! Look at me! ”
However, before Ye Kai could take a step, the puppy cub on his head jumped up, turned into a white lightning bolt in the moonlight, and rushed to the geist's body in the blink of an eye, aiming at its neck!
With the puppy's movements, the unknown geist began to shrink rapidly. And the puppy's belly bulges at a speed that is visible to the naked eye!
"Ahh
Ye Kai could even hear the screams of this wandering spirit, which was extremely terrible. But the puppy showed no sign of relenting, and still bit the neck of the geist!
In a few moments, the screams of the geist were gone, because the geist had been eaten by the puppy in its belly!
I'm the next Olympics!! So bite?!
Seeing this scene, Ye Kai suddenly couldn't close his mouth, and immediately believed in the identity of the puppy cub Xiaotian.
Joke! The dog of the Erlang God can even gnaw on the moon, and it's not easy for its heavy grandson to eat a small wandering spirit?!
"Hiccup~~ I'm so full!"
After eating the spirit, the puppy cub fell to the ground, and ran to Ye Kai with four little short legs, motioning for him to pick himself up.
"I said, what else do you have to do?" Ye Kai picked up the puppy and looked it up and down, with excitement in his eyes.
"That's a lot!" The puppy wagged its tail proudly, tilted its head and said, "Let's take this time as an example, if I eat this geismus, I will be able to know its identity and memories before its death!" ”
"Oh? Then tell me! Ye Kai suddenly became interested and said with interest
"Wait......" The little puppy groaned for a while, obviously digesting the spirit, and only after a moment did he speak: "This spirit is called Gao Kai, and there is a college student in front of him. ”
What the hell is this weird?! Jerking off to death?!
"A small masturbation is pleasant, a big masturbation hurts the body, and the strong masturbation is gone!" The little puppy said earnestly, and a pair of small eyes seemed to look at Ye Kai with deep meaning.
Ye Kai suddenly had a black line in his head.
ps: The ghost Gao Kai made a cameo appearance by the book friend "The Great God of High Heaven...... Ahem...... At that time, he didn't have any requirements when he wanted to play the trick, and he followed the discipline of his right eye...... Ahem......