Chapter 9: The Three Little Pigs

The Yin Lord frowned and said, "Are people so uncreative now? How can you pretend to be mysterious and engage in these white fogs, there is no novelty at all. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”

In this regard, Huo Liuli, who had already put down the chicken soup, could only shrug his shoulders: "No way, after all, it is a bunch of guys who don't have brains by themselves, and they can only learn the tricks of those lonely ghosts to scare people." ”

As the two of them spoke, the white mist in the forest over there was already getting thicker and thicker, and it seemed to be beginning to spread towards the clearing. The Yin Lord and Huo Liuli stood there, holding their arms and looking like they were watching a play.

And Huo Xiaolu, who was still nibbling on the barbecue on the side, muttered excitedly: "Hurry up, hurry up...... It's just a little bit...... 3、2、1…… Burst! ”

As soon as his last word fell, the white mist that had spread above the clearing changed drastically. I saw that the silky fog seemed to have been accidentally electrocuted, and its spreading tendency was paused, and at the same time, a string of crackling sparks passed towards the thick fog, accompanied by a series of exclamations.

Seeing that they suffered as soon as they came up, Huo Xiaolu couldn't help but clap his hands happily: "It turns out that the three quasi-impermanence of the yin and yang realm of life and death are actually a few fools, and they know that the formation has been arranged here, and they are still stunned to come over like this, their IQ is worrying!" ”

At this time, a mysterious voice came from the dense fog that had retreated: "Where did the wild boy come from, dare to talk to me like this, don't you want to live!" ”

The Yin Lord took a step forward and said with an unchanged expression: "Okay, Bu Tianliu, you don't have to pretend to be a calf there, you don't have to cover your face and dare to see people when you know that you are ugly, right?" ”

Bu Tianliu was not provoked by him, he just hid there and laughed: "Yin master, you kid don't have to talk to me about these useless things here, you just have a geographical advantage, what is there to be proud of?" ”

Similarly, the Yin Lord also knew that he was provoking himself to withdraw the formation, but he was also unmoved. Who is he, the impermanence of the Yin and Yang Realms of life and death, how could he be so easily hit. He smiled slightly and said, "Okay, since you look down on me so much, then I won't say more, you can see how quickly you break the formation, we are ready to eat." After saying that, he took out a few bottles of red wine out of nowhere, sat back on the ground with Huo Liuli, and prepared to continue eating.

Huo Xiaolu, who was on the side, looked straight in his eyes, and he chewed a mouthful full of barbecue meat and said vaguely: "...... Yin Lord, you ...... How can you kid still ...... With red wine? Why didn't you take it out before? ”

slapped the bottom of the bottle with a palm and knocked the cork out, and the Yin Lord threw a bottle of wine at him: "Didn't you forget it before, but now I suddenly remember it again when I look at these grandsons." ”

Huo Xiaolu knew that the Yin Lord was deliberately angry with them. didn't say much, he poured a sip directly into the mouth of the bottle, and after drinking, he sighed and said, "What is it?" It's not good at all, you can't be a fake bar? ”

After opening another bottle of wine and handing it to Huo Liuli, the Yin Lord glared at him and said, "You can be content, this is Lafite, although it is not 82 years, but it is precious enough, and you are not happy to let you drink it as a drink." ”

Of course, Huo Xiaolu knew the name of this red wine, and looked at the wine bottle in shock, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: his mouth, which is used to eating chaff and vegetables, really can't enjoy this luxury, and he really spoils this good wine. While thinking, he took a large sip without mercy.

I don't know if I was stimulated by the arrogance of the Yin Lord, or hit by this extravagant scene of barbecue with red wine, Bu Tianliu didn't speak again, only to see that the dense fog in the forest began to gradually gather and condense, and soon gathered into three huge circular spheres.

The three spheres formed by the condensation of the mist approached them at a slow and oppressive speed, and from the outside, they could faintly see the cyan lightning flashing in the spheres, which looked extremely destructive, as if they were about to separate from the Yin Lord's "Half-Law Tiangang Array".

The Yin Lord and Huo Liuli didn't react, their expressions were as usual, they should eat, drink, love, love, abuse dogs, and dogs, without the slightest sense of tension in the army. On the contrary, Huo Xiaolu on the side was a little uncalm, secretly looking at the three weird fog masses, and there was a faint uneasiness in his heart, he asked the Yin Lord in a low voice: "Hey, Yin Lord, is your formation reliable, it's not a tofu scum project, right?" ”

After pouring a large sip of red wine, the Yin Lord also whispered to him: "Don't worry, not only did I not cut corners in this formation, but I also added a lot of ingredients, and it will be fine." ”

Hearing him say this, Huo Xiaolu relieved himself, looked at the three still terrifying fog masses, ignored them, and continued to concentrate on dealing with the half-gnawed barbecue.

Several fog clouds in mid-air continued to approach this way, and soon, they were at the edge of this barren land again.

"Nourish...... Rumble! "When the fog just touched the edge of the formation, there were still electric sparks, but it was probably because the dense fog had already condensed a little, and the damage was really limited, so it was really negligible. But the latter moment was not light, I saw three huge fireballs explode inside the three fog masses respectively, and then there were some faint exclamations inside, as if something was wrong.

At this time, Huo Xiaolu had quickly solved the barbecue. At this time, I picked up another roast chicken and nibbled on it. He asked with a greasy mouth, "What are these three guys doing, why do they look like they got three marshmallows in the sky?" ”

The Yin Lord smiled and asked him, "Did you read fairy tales when you were young?" ”

"I've seen it." This sentence made Huo Xiaolu a little confused, he didn't understand why the Yin Lord suddenly asked such a strange question.

The Yin Lord continued to ask, "Then have you heard the story of the 'Three Little Pigs'?" ”

Huo Xiaolu nodded: "I've heard of it, but what does this have to do with now?" Could it be that these three marshmallows are three houses with three pigs in them? ”

"It's pretty much the same."

Another bowl of chicken soup was served to Huo Liuli, and the Yin Lord explained to him: "These three marshmallows are actually a kind of formation, which are researched by the three impermanences, and they are also called 'Three Ying Arrays'. The biggest feature of this formation is that all the damage they take will be concentrated on one of them, until the formation of this side completely collapses, and the people inside will automatically teleport to another fog. In the same way, when the last fog mass is left, its defense will be instantly tripled, which is a fairly commendable formation. However, we feel that this formation is the same as the house of the three little pigs in the fairy tale, which collapses one by one. That's why we all call it the 'Three Pig Formation'. ”

As soon as he said this, Huo Xiaolu felt that it was really vivid, he raised his head, looked at the fog that had gradually collapsed, and said with a smile: "Okay, the first little pig is going to escape, when is the big bad wolf going to do it?" ”

Huo Liuli, who was drinking soup on the side, said: "Don't be in a hurry, let them toss for a while." ”

Huo Xiaolu couldn't understand it anymore: "But in this case, won't that fog become a turtle shell in the end, what if you can't move it then?" ”

Huo Liuli drank the chicken soup in the bowl again, and tasted it beautifully before saying: "Don't worry, no matter how strong its turtle shell is, it is a mud house, can it withstand the bombardment of nuclear weapons?" ”

Yes, Huo Xiaolu knew that he was worrying about it again as soon as he heard it, so he silently prayed to those guys in his heart and continued to gnaw on chicken feet.

At this time, the night was getting deeper, and a few thin clouds floated in the sky, making the starry sky a little mysterious and hazy. In this inaccessible mountain forest, something is happening at this moment that ordinary people can't understand. In a large open space that seemed very abrupt, the three of them ate meat, drank soup and talked about wine, and then sang and danced. And in the mid-air not far from them, there were two white fog masses, one large and one small, constantly advancing and retreating in the air, and from time to time emitting electric light and flames, which looked extremely strange.

At this time, Huo Xiaolu was already too hungry to walk, he was just lying on the blanket on all fours, looking like a pig waiting to be slaughtered. He tried to turn his face sideways, looking at the Yin Lord who was still eating Haisai and Huo Liuli, who had been drinking soup for half the night, and couldn't help but secretly admire it in his heart.

He just lay down like this, and said lazily: "You two, I can't stand it up before you are full." ”

The Yin Lord said while biting the wild boar meat fiercely: "Young man, your heart is too anxious, and if you eat too quickly, you will eat less, and you can only eat more if you chew slowly like me." ”

Leaving him with a disdainful look, Huo Xiaolu was in no mood to evaluate his appearance now. He pointed to the second fog in the air, which was about to dissipate, and said, "What about these guys?" Or whatever? ”

"Don't worry, wait for Brother Yin to eat and then clean them up." Huo Liuli was still drinking the soup lightly, it was already the fifth bowl, and her lower abdomen still looked flat, which was amazing.

As they spoke, a second fog in the air finally became unsupportable, and dissipated after a hard impact. At this time, the color of the remaining fog turned gray, and at the same time, Bu Tianliu laughed proudly: "Haha, Yin Lord, you actually watched us complete the 'Three Heroes Array' like this, I really don't know if you are too confident or stupid." Next, prepare to die! ”

After saying that, the only remaining fog ball slammed into it with lightning speed.

Although he had already had the bottom in his heart after the assurance of the Yin Lord, Huo Xiaolu was still a little nervous at this time, after all, this thing looked very threatening. But the next moment, he knew that his worries were really unnecessary.

"Ahh The fog crashed into the void and paused for a moment, then bounced back at a faster speed, and a trail of black tail smoke could be faintly seen behind it.

The fog flew into the forest and fell away, and after a while, the resentful voice of Bu Tianliu could be heard in the distance.

"'Ten Thousand Laws Tiangang Array'! Yin Lord, you kid is cheating! ”