"There is a long-standing urban legend: one day, you were walking on the road and met a suspicious-looking person who asked you for directions. You showed him the way out of kindness, and as soon as you turned around, you smelled a strange aroma and lost consciousness. And then you're hypnotized and have all the questions you ask that person. Give him the bank card and tell him the password; memorize all eighteen generations of your ancestors; Then take him home, dig up all the cash, all the valuable jewelry, and the antique heirlooms that you have buried in the backyard for hundreds of years that you don't even know about yourself, and give them to him, and after doing all these things, you will lose consciousness again. When I woke up again, I remembered what I had done, but I couldn't remember what the person looked like, so I had to call the police, but the police didn't care...... So I had to post a long piece of advice in the circle of friends, so that the mentally retarded who knew you and didn't know you frantically forwarded it, reminding them to stay vigilant and avoid smelling weird smells. ”

Shen Luotian finished such a long sentence in one breath, picked up the bowl on the table, took a sip of soy milk, raised his chopsticks again, and sandwiched a bun.

This story circulates in the circle of middle-aged people's friends, and the time and place often change, but the story is still this story, which has endured for a long time and can be called a classic...... Yes, that's right, it's about middle-aged people like you who haven't read a book for a few days and always play with your mobile phone! ”

Shen Yungui looked at Shen Luotian in confusion, and after listening to it for a while, he realized that this person was actually talking about him.

"Little Heaven...... I never play Moments. He said sadly: "People I know don't post such rumors, they don't even know how to use WeChat." ”

"You're so far behind!" He clutched his chest and sighed painfully, and then took a side dish with chopsticks.

Shen Yungui looked at him expectantly, waiting for him to continue.

As a result, after eating those few shredded potatoes, he sandwiched another bun.

Shen Yungui watched Shen Luotian finish eating a bun in two bites, but he never explained the meaning of what he had just said. I couldn't help but ask, "And then, what does this have to do with that?" ”

Shen Luotian tilted his head to look at him, picked up another egg, rolled it twice on the table, and began to peel the eggshell.

"Brother, it's good that you're back. I finally don't have to go out and buy breakfast by myself every day...... How far did you go to buy this bun, it's delicious. ”

Xia Beifeng was immersed in drinking soy milk, and when he heard this, he raised his eyes slightly, and let out a vague "um".

Shen Luotian then sandwiched another bun and began to eat it.

"You might as well go out once in a while." Xia Beifeng raised his head and looked at his younger brother, "Although I can understand your strange idea that you just want to live in the second dimension and don't want to communicate with stupid humans, but if I'm not at home, are you really going to eat instant noodles every day?" ”

"Somebody will take care of me." Shen Luotian muttered in a low voice, frowned and took another sip of soy milk, "No, it shouldn't be human...... It's hard to tell what it is. Anyway, you don't have to worry about it. ”

"Then again, why do people always believe that counterfeit money is taken out of the ATM, and they lose consciousness when they smell a strange smell, and he listens to everything others say, and he will die when he drinks milk!" Shen Luotian looked at Shen Yungui with a puzzled face, and said sincerely: "This is too mentally retarded, can't you read more books at home if you have nothing to do?" ”

I don't know?

I haven't read either!

What exactly are you trying to say?

Shen Yungui roared inwardly, lowered his head and picked up a bun on the plate.

"So. Is that box really incense? Xia Beifeng leaned over and interjected, "What incense?" Is it really amazing? ”

"That's all I know now, and the smell is a little weird. If you can't see what it is, you know it smells good. ”

"So...... What the hell is going on? Shen Yungui looked at the two people on the other side of the table in confusion, feeling that he was standing on the verge of an outburst, and he could slap the table and curse at any time.

Calm down, calm down.

Why do you want to get angry with these two, you can't even beat one anyway, let alone two combined.

Not to mention that they are still eating. Asking them now is tantamount to writing the words 'wait for death' on your face!

Shen Yungui tried hard to soothe his restless soul, took a deep breath, and picked up the last bun from the plate.

"Ahh This bun ......" Xia Beifeng raised his head suddenly, looked at the bun that Shen Yungui had bitten, and blinked. Looking at the expression, it seems to be a little tangled, and he looks like he wants to speak and stops.

"What's wrong?" Shen Yungui raised the bun in his hand and looked at Xia Beifeng suspiciously, "Is there anything wrong with this bun?" ”

Could it be that you poisoned this bun, so no one eats it?

Shen Yungui glanced down at the bun he had bitten in.

The white bun skin is wrapped in an emerald green filling, and it doesn't seem to be a problem, and even this little oil makes people full of appetite.

"This one is vegetarian." Xia Beifeng lowered his head again, dried up the remaining half bowl of soy milk, raised his head and said to Shen Yungui: "When I bought it, there were not enough meat buns, so he took me a vegetarian one and gave it to me, I thought that no one would eat it at that time, and there would definitely be leftovers." ”

"Uncle, it turns out that you can eat without meat." Shen Luotian looked at Shen Yungui intently, as if he was looking at a rare and rare animal, "How did you eat something without meat?" ”

"You can still eat it if you want to." Xia Beifeng patted Shen Luotian on the shoulder, and said earnestly: "When people are really hungry, let alone this thing, even if they give him a piece of rubber, he can gnaw it."

Second brother, I really want to know how you educate your children?

Your children have grown up like this, you still think it's good, don't you really feel that something is wrong?

Shen Yungui silently lowered his head and took another bite of the bun.

"Hey, can you really eat the vegetarian stuffing?" Shen Luotian sighed leisurely, and looked at Shen Yungui eating steamed buns with a surprised face, "Uncle, you are really amazing!" ”

Big brother, please take these two bear children away, or take me away.

Just don't let me see them again.

Shen Yungui looked down at the ring on his hand and finished the last bun in a few bites.

The ring was quietly placed on Shen Yungui's hand, like an ordinary jade ring. A ghostly glow.

"I don't want to wash the dishes!" Shen Luotian stared at the chopsticks that Shen Yungui placed on the table and shouted.

Although Xia Beifeng didn't speak, he pushed his bowl to the middle of the table, obviously also meaningful.

If you both don't wash the dishes, who do you want to wash, me?

Shen Yungui looked left and right. Knowing it, he stretched out his finger and pointed at himself, with an incredible expression on his face.

"Me?" He looked at the two young men in front of him suspiciously, "I seem to be a guest...... Or elders. ”

Shen Luotian lowered his head and began to study his palm prints, while Xia Beifeng didn't know where to find his mobile phone and began to press Tetris again.

"You two, are you really going to let me wash the dishes?" Shen Yungui waited for a while, and when he saw that no one responded, he asked again in shock.

"Anyway...... I don't want to hear stories either. Shen Luotian glanced up at the tableware on the table and smiled, "I'm not curious at all about how that person died and how he left." It doesn't have anything to do with us, does it? ”

Xia Beifeng pressed the phone screen and nodded without raising his head.

Shen Yungui took a deep breath again, tried hard to suppress his urge to get angry, kept smiling, lowered his head and put away the bowl on the table, and brought it to the kitchen.

Second brother, how did you raise such two things!

Shen Yungui wailed in his heart while washing the dishes.

The layers of dishes and chopsticks were piled up in the pool. Looking at the dense ones, it shows that Shen Yungui's workload is actually not small.

"Actually, you may not believe it. But the one in the box is the one who has encountered that kind of urban legend that has been circulating for a long time. Shen Luotian looked at Shen Yungui, who had just finished washing the dishes and was wiping his hands.

"That...... Isn't it fake? ”

"Of course it's fake, but you see, there are accidents that happen occasionally, so it's possible that it's real." Shen Luotian smiled and said, "This ...... I don't know what his name is. Anyway, my friend who lived in this box for three months was dead when he smelled a scent on the street, lost consciousness, and then came back to his senses. ”

"You can even know this!" Shen Yungui looked at Shen Luotian in surprise, feeling that his true worldview had been refreshed.

"Of course you do." Shen Luotian smiled proudly, "I know something else." Do you want to hear it? ”

Shen Yungui looked at him expectantly.

"Hmm......" Shen Luotian lowered his head, as if thinking about something, "This matter...... It's a bit hard to say......"

"Hurry up." Xia Beifeng took his eyes off the screen of his mobile phone and stared at Shen Luotian, "After speaking, I will play games with you." ”

"This man was a fortune teller at the time, pretending to be blind. One day he was setting up a stall on the street and met a person who was probably quite rich in clothes, but he was wearing a hat and sunglasses and a mask, which basically blocked his entire face, and he couldn't see what he looked like if he was blind. The man ran over to take the word test, and it turned out to write a word, and before he could see it, he smelled a scent, and then fainted. Shen Luotian stared at Shen Yungui's face, pretending to pause mysteriously for a while, before he said slowly: "Later, when he came back to his senses, he was already dead." ”

"And then?" Shen Yungui asked curiously.

"And then there was no then." Shen Luotian looked at Xia Beifeng helplessly, and spread his hands, "I asked, but it doesn't remember anything." ”

Hearing this, Xia Beifeng raised his head suddenly, and looked at Shen Luotian's face in shock: "You, shouldn't you call him back?" ”

Shen Luotian nodded and asked suspiciously, "Is there any problem?" ”

It's a big problem, boy!

Why did you call him back when everyone was gone, just to talk to him about why he stayed in my shop?

I don't need it, thank you!

Shen Yungui wailed in his heart.

"He didn't listen to me at first, he just cursed there...... So I had no choice but to talk to him seriously about my life, and then he told me everything. Shen Luotian said seriously: "I even said what posture he liked for his first love, although I didn't want to know about it." ”

"May I ask?" Shen Yungui interrupted the conversation between the two of them in a low voice, and said quickly: "What the hell have you done, it actually listens to you like this." ”

"Uh......" Xia Beifeng looked up at the chandelier above his head and didn't say a word.

"I talked to him about the origin of the world, the dimensional wall, the little sister, and ......."

"Stop, you don't have to say anything." Shen Yungui stretched out a palm and blocked Shen Luotian's sincere eyes, "Don't continue, I can't understand a word." ”

Shen Luotian's face was full of sadness, and he folded his arms and lay on the table.

"Stop making a fuss." Xia Beifeng raised his hand and patted it on the top of Shen Luotian's head, "So what does he want to do?" ”

"He wanted to know how the hell he died." Shen Luotian said sullenly, "You said that this person was blind when he was alive, and it doesn't matter how he died." ”

Shen Yungui: "......"

He didn't even know how to take it.

"You've already sent him away, haven't you?" Xia Beifeng looked around, "I don't have these things at home, you know." ”

"Sent away." Shen Luotian slowly raised his head and glanced at Shen Yungui, "He finally told me that there is a particularly fierce woman in your store, tell you to be careful, and then leave." ”

"What woman?"

"I don't know, it's just a woman, he didn't see it at all." Shen Luotian recalled for a while, and shook his head at Shen Yungui, "He seems to have said something, but I don't remember." ”

"Why can't you remember something important!" Shen Yungui patted the table and stood up, "What kind of woman is it!" Can you make it clear! ”

"But I really forgot."

Shen Luotian said confidently.

Shen Yungui blinked, slapped the table, and stood up.

"Let's talk, I'll go first, and I'm going to open a store...... Anyway, there are female ghosts who won't come out during the day. ”

"Lend you a car." Xia Beifeng didn't know where to find the car key and threw it to Shen Yungui, "Don't break it for me...... Otherwise, I'll slash you wherever there's a problem in the car. ”

Shen Yungui stared at the car keys in his hand and pondered for a while.

"I'd better go on the bus." He said calmly and put the car keys on the dining table, "I always feel that something terrible will happen to borrow your car." ”

"Then you're good to go." Xia Beifeng opened the door of his house with a smile, and stretched out his hand to the door, "Be careful on the road, we won't send it either." ”

Don't you think there's anything wrong with you treating your uncle like this?

Shen Yungui looked at the two people in surprise.

Xia Beifeng stood at the door of the house, his back straight, and a polite smile on his face.

Shen Luotian didn't know when he shrank back on the sofa again, hunched his legs, holding the gamepad and looking at the boot interface of the TV in a daze.

These two people are really hopeless.

Shen Yungui shook his head, turned around and went out, too lazy to care about them.

Before he closed the door, he heard a "sparse" mahjong sound.

When the two of them reached the fifth round, someone would blame them at that time. “

"Let's play slowly......" Shen Yungui whispered, and then closed the computer.

(To be continued.) )

PS: It's really strange, I was accosted by my little sister of a junior high school student on the road today, and I asked for QQ

The result was until eleven o'clock

I'm guilty [Kneel.]