There is a specialization in the art industry, it's not strange that I lose, it's strange to win, buddy loses not wronged at all, people's speed is faster than me, losing is losing, buddy is very single, admitting that he lost, the man in Tsing Yi is not proud, still gloomy, it seems to be eating me, asked: "What's next?" ”

"Wait a minute, we'll discuss!" The buddy replied, squatted down and asked Zhao Hao in a low voice: "What is better for us?" ”

Zhao Hao looked very frustrated, and whispered to me: "He is very powerful, you can't win anything better." Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

Buddy stared at Zhao Hao fiercely, you are the one who wants to compete with the people in Tsing Yi, and you are the one who forced me to pull me, and you just lost for a while, and you were depressed? It's really to destroy your prestige, buddy has a simple truth, that is, it's okay to lose, but you can't lose, you lose for a while, and you can lose for a lifetime, no matter if you win or lose, you have to move forward bravely, win to win chic, lose to lose pride, this is the attitude that a man should have.

The buddy was too lazy to talk nonsense with Zhao Hao, and asked him in a deep voice: "It's also my business to lose, since I compared, I can't give up halfway, what can I compare with chasing corpses?" Don't talk about it too high, it's simpler, the simpler the better. ”

Zhao Hao thought for a while and whispered to me: "You have to learn thirty-six kung fu to drive out corpses, so you can chase corpses." The first thing is to make a dead body stand up, that is, first to make the dead body stand up. It's the corpse you just tried. The second skill is the walking skill, which is to make the corpse stop and walk freely, and the third skill is the turning skill, which means that the corpse can turn when walking. ”

There are also "downhill skills", "bridge crossing skills", "dumb dog skills" and so on. The "Dumb Dog Gong" can make the dogs along the way not bark when they see the corpse. Because the dead body is afraid of the dog barking, when the dog barks, the dead body will be shocked, especially when the dog comes to bite, the dead body has no ability to resist. The corpse will be bitten to the ground. The last kind of skill is the "Soul Resurrection Skill", the better the soul return skill, the more souls of the dead corpse will be returned, and it will be very easy to catch up the corpse......"

Dude has a headache when he hears it, the thirty-six doors are all technical work, even if he can learn it for a while, he can't be good at the Tsing Yi man, I interrupted Zhao Hao and asked, "Is there anything simpler?" ”

Zhao Hao was stunned and said, "It's still simple? That's just the way to get started. ”

"It's good to get started, just get started, I don't have time to learn those complicated kung fu now, can you tell me how to get started?"

Zhao Hao was a little stunned, rolled his heavy eyelids and pondered for a long time, and said: "There are two conditions for learning our industry: one is bold, and the other is good health." Moreover, it is necessary to apprentice. The corpse chaser never takes apprentices indiscriminately. The apprentice is first written by the parents, and then the corpse chaser must be interviewed. Generally speaking, you must be at least 16 years old, more than 1.7 meters tall, and at the same time, there is a very special condition, and you must look ugly. ”

The buddy said helplessly to Zhao Hao: "I'm sorry, I can't help you with the last condition, buddy is naturally beautiful and difficult to give up, and I really don't have any confidence in winning than ugly." What else is simple? ”

When he heard me say that he was born beautiful and difficult to give up, Zhao Hao wanted to vomit a little, rolled his eyes, and said, "This...... When accepting apprentices, the master will first ask the apprentice to look at the sun in the sky, then rotate, and then suddenly stop, asking you to immediately distinguish between east and west, north and south, if you can't tell the difference, you can't be hired. Because you don't distinguish between east, west, north and south at this time, it means that you can't distinguish the direction of driving corpses at night, and you can't drive corpses......"

Hearing this method of getting started, the buddy immediately became energetic, this thing doesn't need to be learned, just turn around, the buddy is young and strong, only in his twenties, and the man in Tsing Yi has to be at least forty up, right? Otherwise, playing with corpses wouldn't be so slippery, then the advantages of the buddies are reflected, not to mention who won't be able to go around in circles, there is no technical content, or the corpse must be experienced in this industry, buddy doesn't believe that he can't turn around.

That's it! I whispered to Zhao Hao: "I'll go around in circles with him, and I'll let you shout one, two, three, and start turning, but don't shout to stop, you won't stop until you fall down, understand?" ”

"I'll stop when you fall?" Zhao Hao asked me in confusion.

The buddy couldn't wait to give him a kick, and whispered: "I fell, but my mother lost, if you don't shout to stop, people can stop, why don't you shout out generously?" Hey, I said that your brains for chasing corpses are not all good for mother......"

Zhao Hao gave me a sudden expression of enlightenment, my buddy was speechless, too lazy to take care of him, stood up and said to Tsing Yi: "I thought of what to try, if you want to drive the corpse, you must know the southeast and northwest, so as not to get lost. ”

The man in Tsing Yi was obviously a little confused, and the buddy asked proudly: "What's wrong, don't you dare to compare?" Then I'll win this game! ”

The people in Tsing Yi dare to try with Uncle Corpse, obviously a very competitive person, otherwise they would not want to crush Uncle Corpse, but now in this year, no matter how awesome the method of chasing corpses is, there is no corpse for you to drive, even if you win the title of the first person to drive away corpses, how can you still get a certificate? Dude really doesn't understand what these people think.

Since I am competitive, I will definitely agree to circle with my buddies, I am ready to go in circles, the man in Tsing Yi suddenly sighed and said: "You have won this game!" ”

Lose cleanly, definitely not dragging the mud and water, although buddy thinks it's a good thing to win, but why does it feel so awkward? The man in Tsing Yi didn't give me much time to think, and said gloomily, "One win and one loss, in the third game, you have to think about what to compare." ”

This person is very conceited, even if he loses, let's draw a debut, buddy is not too happy, the last game is the key, so I turned around and squatted next to Zhao Hao, and asked in a low voice: "Is there a similar competition in circles?" ”

Zhao Hao was also in good spirits, and said to me happily: "There are three levels to pass at the entrance to the corpse, the first level is to turn in circles, and the second level is to find things and carry burdens." The corpse is not a living person, and the corpse cannot climb up the steep slope. One by one, they had to carry and carry them up the high slopes. Finally, there is another level, that is, the master puts a paulownia leaf on the grave mountain deep in the mountain, and lets you go alone to retrieve it in the dark night, only in this way can it be shown that you have the courage to be a corpse chaser. If you pass these three levels successfully, you can be considered as an entry. ”

It's not too difficult to get started with the corpse, you can understand it if you think about it, the whole thing is too complicated, and no one will learn this thing, buddy thought about it, the first circle is more reliable, I estimate that the people in Tsing Yi are older, and the spirit is not as strong as me, so I simply admit defeat, the last two are not difficult, with the ability of the people in Tsing Yi, without carrying the corpse, you can let the corpse climb up by itself, and practicing courage is even more nonsense, if he is afraid, he will not drive the corpse so slippery.

I wasn't sure that I could win the Tsing Yi people, so I grinned and asked Zhao Hao: "What else?" ”

"Or, better than a dumb dog? You and the Tsing Yi people drive the corpse to the village, whoever drives the corpse does not cause the dog to bark, who wins? ”

"Don't be a special mother, it's too late to learn, change one."

"Bridge work? Wading through the water? Turning work? "Zhao Hao said more than a dozen kung fu in a row to drive out the corpse, and the buddy felt that none of them would work, because the buddy wouldn't, and now he definitely can't learn as well as others who specialize in this, and he wants to continue to discuss with Zhao Hao to come up with a solution, but the buddy feels a little unrealistic, because Zhao Hao's brain is estimated to be as big as a pine nut."......

The way has to be to think of it yourself, I pondered it, the simplest to win the Tsing Yi people, what if it is the most complicated and awesome? It is estimated that there is no way to do it, and the last game will not be lost or won, so make an appointment later, and when the time comes, buddy will go back and tell Uncle Corpse, basically nothing will happen to me, but what is the most awesome skill in driving out corpses?

To tell the truth, buddies have always looked down on the corpses, and always feel that it is a small way, and if you really want to cultivate, you have to be the talisman kung fu of the Daomen, so I can only ask Zhao Hao again, I asked, Zhao Hao also asked, pondered for a long time, and said to me: "I heard the ancestor say that the most powerful kung fu to drive out the corpse is called Wuli Great Fog." ”

Hearing the Wuli fog, my buddy was shocked, because I heard the legend of the Wuli fog, according to legend, thousands of years ago, the ancestor of the Miao people, Apu Chiyou, led the troops to fight against the enemy by the Yellow River, until the corpses were all over the field, and the blood flowed like a river. After the battle was about to retreat to the rear, and the soldiers carried the wounded soldiers away, Apu Chiyou said to the Apu military advisor beside him: "We can't leave the brothers who died here alone, how about you use some magic to let these good brothers return to their hometowns?" The Apu military division said, "Okay. You and I change our costumes, you use the 'runes' to lead the way in front, and I supervise in the back. ”

Standing among the corpses of the brothers who had died in battle, he shouted loudly to the corpses of the fallen brothers, after a burst of silent incantations and prayers to the gods: "Brothers who have died, this is not the place where you died, and it is a sad thing to die in vain. The parents in their hometown are looking forward to it, and their wives and young sons are looking forward to returning to their hometowns. Don't hesitate. Haste as a law, up! The corpses that were lying on the ground all stood up at once, and walked south in a regular manner behind the "runes" of Apu Chi You Gaoqing. The enemy's pursuers came, and Apu Chiyou and Apu Army Division joined forces to attract the "Five Greater Fogs" and trap the enemy in the Ecstasy Array......

The fog of five miles is just a legend, it has long been lost, no one will, otherwise buddy wouldn't have remembered it, but, no one will, does it mean that the other side won't either? If he wants me to really lose, I am convinced, and it is estimated that Uncle Corpse will also lose very convincingly, I think the third game should be more foggy than five miles, anyway, everyone will not.

The buddy stood up with confidence, faced the man in Tsing Yi, and said with a smile: "The comparison just now is pediatrics, why don't we compare a little more advanced, what do you think?." ”

The man in Tsing Yi didn't speak, just stretched out his hand to me, signaled to take it, and said leisurely: "It is said that the highest realm of chasing corpses is five miles of fog, and we are better than five miles of fog." ”

The man in Tsing Yi, who has always been cool, heard the words "Wuli Fog" and suddenly said, "Are you sure you want to be more foggy than Wuli?" (To be continued.) )