"Why are you in such a hurry to ask my name? I'm not 100% interested in joining your squad. If you're talking to me on the phone right now and it's making me feel so bad, then I don't need to explain what my name is and why I'm called it. After all, I think it's a bit of a hassle to say that, and I think it's tiring for me to have to explain so much myself. If you are very tired, you need to drink water, if you drink water, you need to urinate, if you urinate, it will be a waste of time, if you waste time, it will be more difficult for me to find the team, if I can't find the team, then I can only call other people's phones, and then call other people's phones, and others will directly say that I am troublesome like you, after hanging up my phone, my phone bill will be less, less, I have to recharge money, and I don't have so much money, so I can only pick up the rags, which is a very time-wasting thing. In this way, I am caught in this cycle and cannot be reborn forever. The man on the other side said sentence by sentence, and his tone was really very miserable.

Hao Sanshui was drunk and sighed.

If he hadn't set up the hub's smart filter, he would have hung up the phone before the man had said a long list of toss-and-over things, then took a newspaper over his face and continued to sleep on the bed made up of folding stools.

So now Hao Sanshui's temper is still forcibly becoming very good: "Then the brother opposite, what do you think of our team, do you want to consider joining our team, and then make an appointment to come out for an interview." Otherwise, just like what you said on the phone, it would be a waste of money to talk like this. ”

"I like that very much, you should have spoken to me like this a long time ago. And I won't say so many irrelevant things to you, wasting the time of the two of us. Then let's make an appointment to talk in person and save money on the phone bill. And because you are a mercenary and I am a mercenary of the sword, out of respect for the mercenary of the sword, I will let you order a time and place, and then I will go to you, and we will talk to you in person. ”

"Okay!" Hao Sanshui pinched his brows: "At noon, on the barbecue street?" ”

"Noon? Why at noon? And it's on the barbecue street. I know that there are not many people in the barbecue street at noon anyway. I don't know you right now, and I don't know who you really are, but I know about your mercenary group from the mercenary group recommended by the Hub. So if you have any thoughts about me, who am I going to cry to? So at noon, obviously I won't agree to your request, so let's talk about the time again! The premise is that there must be a lot of people at this point in time, and it can't be too late, so I won't have time to rush home. ”

"I have bad thoughts about you as a man......" After Hao Sanshui listened, he calmly covered the recording hole of his mobile phone, and then slammed a beer bottle on the ground!

"The old man has Tang Xingzhi by his side, he doesn't move like a mountain, and he will have bad thoughts about a man!?" After that, the clenched fist was put away, and his tone returned to calm: "Then it's 5 o'clock in the afternoon, in the barbecue street, right?" At this time, there are more people on the barbecue street, so you are not afraid that I will not treat you! Rail! Right? ”

"Not necessarily, at five o'clock in the afternoon, it is not completely late, although the barbecue street at this time is as you said, there are more people. But in fact, these people are here to hang out. And at this point, people's mentality is at the most relaxed. In addition, you repeatedly want me to come to the barbecue street, so it means that you still have some power in the barbecue street. So if I talk more troublesomely and make you angry, you may have to beat me, and it's easy for me to beat you, but if you have friends on the barbecue street, and a group of you people besiege me, then I guess I won't be able to get out of the barbecue street. And because when I fought with you before, I beat you to the ground, so the consequences of being captured are absolutely very miserable. ”

"Well, you're sure you can beat me." Hao Sanshui felt that his fists were itching, and he added in a very kind tone: "So you don't want to come to the barbecue street at five o'clock in the afternoon?" ”

"I've explained so much, you have to ask me again. Have you ever thought about it yourself, or is it all the paste in your head? In this way, I recommend that you go for a rebirth, although there is no possibility of increasing IQ, but it will also give you a feeling of rebirth. When the time comes, the way you speak will not make me speechless as when you talk to me now. ”

"Can I send you a few words?" Hao Sanshui forcibly endured a throbbing brow.

"If these words are a compliment to me, then you can say it, and I will be very humble when the time comes. And if these two words are scolding me and saying that I have something bad, then although I will reluctantly listen to what you say, in fact, my heart will not accept this kind of inexplicable criticism, and I will have a feeling of resistance to you. I won't be joining your squad, I'm not going to meet your squad. Another point is very important: I can't help you if you want to talk, and when you don't want to talk, I can't help it, so you have nothing to ask me what these things are for, don't you think it's troublesome? "The man spoke in a step-by-step tone, and the tone was quite cheap.

Hao Sanshui's eyelids jumped, and he ignored the man's words for the time being: "At 6 o'clock in the afternoon, barbecue street, barbecue king, if you don't come, I promise not to kill you!" ”

"Are you threatening me? You barbarian! Don't you know that if you talk like this, it will be like a basin of cold water poured on his head to any stranger, making him disheartened? And you think I'm going to be so easily intimidated by you? And then obediently came to the barbecue street? You're so naïve! You don't even know who I am, ahahahaha! ”

"I'll repeat it one last time, 6 p.m., Barbecue Street, Barbecue King, if you don't come, you just wait for me!" After Hao Sanshui finished speaking, he ignored the chatter of the person opposite who was still talking, and hung up the phone directly. After hanging up the phone, he smoked a cigarette in a depressed manner: "What kind of people are these, such a good sentence, you have to be such a bastard!" Fortunately, he speaks without wheezing, and it seems that his lung capacity is quite large. It's supposed to be a big guy, right? ”

On a bridge in the city, a girl stood by the bridge, she faced the morning sun, put down the phone in her hand, and said to herself helplessly with bitterness in her tone: This is really a very rude person, he didn't let me say a word, and then hung up the phone, I don't know if this is a very rude thing? I don't know if it's very sad for a stranger like me to do this? Thanks to such a mercenary group, the hub actually recommended it to me, and it really doesn't treat me as a human being. Now that it's okay, that person has such a bad temper with me and threatens me, so what should I do?

After thinking about it: "Hehehe, I am such a powerful person, am I still afraid of this threat that I don't know who it is?" ”

……

6 p.m., Barbecue Street, Barbecue King.

Hao Sanshui squinted his eyes and looked at a girl sitting across from him.

"You are?" Hao Sanshui couldn't understand, he originally barbecued Wang Dafu, and then waited until 6 o'clock, a short-haired girl came from outside the barbecue street, and then asked who Hao Sanshui was, and sat in front of a folding table with Hao Sanshui.

"You're really a fool, I talked to you so much during the day, and you didn't even know who I was? Sure enough, just like I expected, not everyone has my IQ, but I'm too smart, and there's nothing I can do to save you! The girl muttered.

"You're the one who purred during the day?" Hao Sanshui looked at this girl strangely. Girl with short pale orange hair with a crooked short ponytail. Not tall, he looks like an orange from afar: "Why did you become a girl now?" ”

"You can't even see that? I really don't know how you became the captain of this squad. The girl showed off the voice changer function of the mobile phone: "Don't you know that in this era, any voice on the Internet can be faked?" If I like it, I can totally put the cat meow and talk to you all the time! And at that time, do you wonder that cats in this world will also become sperm? ”

"It seems to make sense, but you still know what to say!" Hao Sanshui asked rhetorically, "Then what's your name?" ”

"Why should I tell you what my name is? I didn't say I had to join your team. Maybe I'm just going to see what kind of people this team is, then turn around and pat my ass and leave! ”

"Oh, please." Hao Sanshui stood up, without the slightest intention of taking care of it.

The girl was deflated and her mouth was bulging.

"Peony Words"

"It's been like this a long time ago, I'm not going to say that." Hao Sanshui smiled and sat down: "But your name is one together, Shao Yan is not to say, these are completely two extremes, okay, hahaha!" ”

"Hmph, superficial man!" Shaoyan began to chatter: "So I didn't tell you my name when I was on the phone, otherwise, you would definitely make fun of me." When you make fun of me, I will definitely be very unhappy, and if I am not happy, I will not bother to come and see what kind of person your team leader is. ”

"Stop making a fuss." Hao Sanshui calmly took a sip of wine: "Since you said that you called me to use a voice changer before, then the reason why you use a voice changer is to see if I agreed to interview you because you are a girl, in short, to see if I am a womanizer, right?" ”

"You can see that." Shao Yan casually flicked his short ponytail, and the ponytail dangled around: "After all, there are not many beautiful and lovely female mercenaries like me, there are not many in the entire mercenary world." That's why I'm worried about you being the same as the ghost captain I did last time, because I was a female mercenary, you pulled me into the team, and then did things obscenely, which really made me feel sick. So I was very clever to use the voice changer to talk to you, and I deliberately spoke so troublesomely. ”

"Wit is tact, but you ignore two problems."

"What two questions, if you have something to say, just say it, why hide it. I'm a girl who ran to the barbecue street by herself, and you're still like this, isn't it too much trouble! ”

Hao Sanshui smiled, put down the beer bottle, changed the conversation, and rubbed his fists: "First of all, you are a chattering person by nature. The second and most important point, who told you that if you come and take the initiative to interview me, I will agree to your request to apply for joining the team?! ”