Sha Laosan calculated the wrong person.

He only knew that I was "good" at stealth, but he didn't know that I was like him, with several independent souls in one shell, and I got along well.

With the three of them here, I naturally "woke up" quickly, but I couldn't lift my eyelids, and it was a "closed eyes to wake up".

I realized that someone had replaced me, and I was touched.

However, the truth is far more complicated than I thought, or rather, simple.

Why?

"Actively" replaced me with insects, but the reason was that it was unwilling to accompany Xi Shi to play "fighting landlords".

And how does this landlord play?

The three of us are in a state of consciousness, the communication is acceptable, and it seems that we can't draw cards and play cards.

Xi Shi has his own way.

I don't know when she got it, but I actually had three more pairs of mirror hands, mirror hands specially used to play cards. Evil, who taught this old witch to play poker and made her addicted.

Xi Shi transferred the control screen of one of his hands to me, and then enthusiastically told us about the rules of fighting landlords. Of course, playing with her landlord is to bet, and the chips are the control of my body, and an hour is a basic unit.

For some reason, I remembered the war that was fought between Japan and Russia in Dalian, China.

But it's okay for a newbie like her to be as good as me, so maybe I can win back a little more control and then use it to bargain with them and bond with each other.

Although I think it is beautiful, I don't have that luck, and even the card skills seem to be far inferior to Xi Shi. Her calculations against us, accurate to every card, convinced me to lose.

I'm not a gambler, I naturally want to withdraw when I see "it's not good", Xi Shi naturally refuses, and begins to use words such as "your luck will come up in a while", "you have to win back if you lose", "why don't you dare to play cards with women" and other words to "stay", as if it became a gambling stick.

I'm still waiting to enjoy life after I go back, but I don't want to owe a lot of debt, so I changed my strategy, no longer directly saying that I don't want to play, but using high hats such as "first-class card skills", "invincible players all over the world", "fighting the king of landlords", etc., one by one, put them on her head, ready to use sugar-coated cannonballs to get her.

Xi Shi didn't say anything, but Fan Li couldn't stand it anymore, and shouted on the side.

It seems that this disgusting man's flattery has been heard too much, and the sage can't bear it.

Fan Li didn't come to seal my mouth, but to expose Xi Shi's shortcomings, pointing out that she cheated and looked at three cards by herself, which was not kind.

I naturally chose to believe Fan Li's words, he is so upright, he will not lie for such a trivial matter, not to mention, he said that he is so reasonable, there is a reason to refuse, and it is beneficial to me.

Xi Shi was furious: "I said Old Man Fan, when we made these hands, didn't we say that we would never dismantle the stage or tell the truth." Moreover, I also want to split half with you in the time that I have won, why are you turning your elbow outward. ”

"Half a point? Who believes it", Fan Li also raised his voice, "If you really have the heart to share me, why don't you let me win two too?" What if you eat it and don't spit it out? ”

……

Their infighting continued, and I couldn't interject and didn't want to speak.

Now I understand why the bug would rather sleep in that unresponsive body than play poker with these two guys, or if it's smarter than me.

By the way, since Xi Shi cheated, then the hour I just lost, can it not be counted.

Also, since there is a control screen, why don't we take one of our hands outside and see where we are now?

I put my last thought out of it.

Xi Shi didn't answer, but Fan Li sighed lightly: "Do you think that the three pairs of hands playing cards have just been made, and they are on you?" Let me tell you the truth, these control screens are still Zhang Liben's theirs, Xi Shi used her yarn to deliberately break the bodies of the three people and re-stitch them together. Moreover, in order to play cards without interference, these three are still staying in the broken cave. ”

In this regard, I can only say that this woman who has been depressed for a thousand years is really a terrible animal, far better than a female doctor.

Of the four of us, the insect with the strongest sense of direction, and the only insect that can distinguish between east, west, north and south in this state, is currently in a completely closed state of consciousness, and the rest have to wait.

Without the entertainment project of fighting landlords, it is really a feeling of living like a year.

Finally, I reopened my eyes.

Well, this time it was me, and the moment my body regained consciousness, the bug gave me back control.

The clothes were dry, and there was no water on my face, so I should have woken up naturally. Also, although I was lying down, my hands and feet were not tied, which was very surprising to me. After all, judging from the process, I can be regarded as "kidnapped", and this treatment can be regarded as a high standard.

When I sat up from the cot, I realized that I was trapped in a ...... Containers, or larger mobile homes? Because, I saw that the "four walls of heaven and earth" here are all made of metal plates with strong texture.

It's a confined space, and it seems that they are worried that I will run away invisibly.

I am very happy in my heart, it turns out that being underestimated by others has many benefits. Since I feel free to stay, I might as well stay a little longer to see what the other person wants from me, and if it's fun, go ahead.

On one of the walls of the "room" hung a red telephone, which was very eye-catching, and it seemed to be reserved for me to communicate with them in the outside world.

I stood up and walked over.

As soon as my hand reached out, the phone rang. I don't know if it's a coincidence, or if there are other, more covert surveillance devices here.

"Sha Laosan?" I decided to play dumb so that the other party couldn't guess what I was going to do.

The other party was really stunned for a moment, but then said with a smile: "Mr. Ding is really good at joking, and he almost deceived me." ”

I didn't speak. This is learned from Fan Lina, and for those who think they have taken advantage and are planning to blackmail you, silence is the best negotiation strategy.

Sure enough, after being silent for a while, the other party spoke again, very directly: "Mr. Ding, I took the liberty of inviting you over this time to ask you to do me a favor and go to the Tibet Hotel in Chengdu to bring back a guest's suitcase." ”

This......

No kidding! So painstakingly, I was "invited" to come over, who I didn't know, just to steal the luggage of the guests in other people's hotels, and their heads ...... Did you kick it for the donkey?

I forcibly suppressed the dissatisfaction in my heart and tried to keep my tone calm: "Let's talk about the benefits of my help first, and the consequences of not helping!" I'm interested in this comparison. ”

"Mr. Ding is really refreshing", the other party laughed, "There are not many benefits, only 4 soft sleeper tickets and 20,000 yuan in cash for K818 tomorrow night; The consequences have nothing to do with you, so don't talk about it. ”

Nothing to do with me?

I was stunned for a moment, and then I realized that he had something to say.

Yes, they really can't do anything to me, or they won't do anything to me because I won't "help." After all, they don't know much about me, and they never have a holiday, so they can't make a feud.

But do I have any scruples about being in this place?

Yes! Sha Laosan, and the children he takes care of.

If I knew that something had happened or could have happened to them, I couldn't sit idly by. This is the weakness of the good side of human nature, and no matter how rational a person is, he cannot completely avoid it.

They did not say it because they did not want to exacerbate the contradictions, which were already tantamount to threats, so that neither side could step down. The "wisdom" I deliberately showed ended up tricking me, resulting in the tacit situation I am now in.

I had no choice but to sigh lightly and ask, "Will there be a dead man?" ”

"It's hard to say", the other party replied very cleverly, the words were not dead, but the threat was even stronger.

There's no need to play any longer, I've already lost: "Which room, what time?" ”

"8808, of course the sooner the better!"

As I hung up the phone, the "house" shook violently and then began to descend slowly.

It turned out that they not only "locked up" me, but also hung me in the air!

The iron door opened, and I walked out, and saw a Volkswagen parked outside, with flashing lights, which seemed to be prepared for me. I walked forward quickly and saw Ji Yu sitting in the back row, still asleep, and the other party really didn't threaten me with "my people".

Xia Qihong was in a state of invisibility, and it was inconvenient for me to communicate with him when I couldn't see him, so I had to open the rear door first. I stood outside and waited for a while, estimating that Xia Qihong had already gotten into the car, so I closed the rear door again, then opened the front door and sat in the co-pilot's seat.

The driver turned his head to look at me, expressionless: "Sir, where are you going?" ”

At this time, what I hated most was this kind of pretending to be calm, and I decided to play tricks on him, so I replied coldly: "Chengdu Railway Station, the train ticket is for you?" ”

The driver's hand trembled suddenly, and a hint of panic flashed in his eyes, which was not the answer he expected. Although he quickly regained his appearance, it was clear that he was not at peace inside.

He pursed his lips and stopped talking, so he had to vent his anger on the car...... It's okay for me to wear a seat belt, but Ji Yuke in the back is unlucky, and with the bumps of the car, in the small space behind, he crashes around.

If she had woken up, I couldn't believe how the driver would have been treated.

Although the driver is a little angry, but the car skills are really good, in the traffic left and right, "free" shuttle, soon we will be safely delivered, and with a cool drift, seize a just vacated parking space.

Although it was enjoyable to follow the drag race, my stomach was already overturned, and I didn't dare to get out of the car immediately. The driver glanced at me, then smiled and handed over a plastic bag and an unopened bottle of mineral water...... I swear, in the future, I will never irritate the driver brother again, never.

I got out of the car, pinched my nose, threw my vomit into a nearby trash can, and took a few big breaths of cool fresh air before walking back into the car.

I asked the driver when the ticket and money would be given to me, and if he should leave me a contact information.

The driver took out a mobile phone from his pocket and threw it to me: "The most recent call is my mobile phone number." ”

I picked it up and took a look, but it was the iPhone3 I "tricked" from Boss Li, and there was a headshot of Xiaoxue on it.

After carefully helping Ji Yu, who was still unconscious, out of the car, I realized what a naïve decision it was to come to the train station. There are so many people coming and going here, and I still have a big beautiful woman who is unconscious......

Seeing that I didn't leave, the driver poked his head out, hesitated for a moment, and asked me with a smile, "Do you regret coming here?" Then get in the car, I'll continue to pull you. ”

I shook my head, it was almost clear just now, and if I vomited again, it was bile.

When the driver saw that I refused to get into the car, the smile on his face disappeared all at once, and he retracted his head and prepared to start the car.

At this time, someone who had nothing to do came.

Three thugs who came out of nowhere suddenly appeared in front of me, shaking their heads.

They were not very old, only seventeen or eighteen years old, they were all about the same size, and they were all black leather jackets on the top and gray jeans on the bottom. The only difference, and the most brilliant part, is the handful of hair on the top of their heads, which are dyed red, yellow, and green, I don't know if they are from a family of traffic police.

Among them, the one with yellow hair pointed at Mo Yu who was leaning on my shoulder, and began to provoke: "Who is she, why did she become like this?" You're not a human trafficker and you're going to kidnap her, right? ”

"Brother, you are really good eyesight", I didn't take them seriously, in line with the principle of looking for trouble and not thinking it was a big deal, I first gave them a thumbs up, and then turned his face and pointed at the driver with his hand, "This is Brother Leopard, have you heard of it?" If you know each other, you should get out of here quickly, and stay where it is cool! ”

Unexpectedly, the three young men were really frightened by me, staring at the driver for a long time, hesitating.

It turned out to be just a small deflated three who couldn't get into the stream!

I lost interest, learned from the villains in film and television works, tried to brew a mouthful of phlegm, and then, spit on the ground fiercely, ready to turn away.

Who knows, at this moment, a small whirlwind hung on the flat ground, turning my phlegm that had just come out of the pot into droplets, and all of them were sent to the faces of the three young people.

A pinch of red hair, his face immediately changed, his fists were clenched, and he was about to fight with me when he came up, but he was held by a pinch of green hair...... The two of them actually fought first.

It was the first time I had seen such a strange thing, and I forgot to leave for a while, standing in place and looking lively.

A pinch of yellow hair, originally persuaded to fight, but when he saw me gloating on the sidelines, his heart was nameless, he roared, and rushed towards me regardless of it.

Of course, I can handle this kind of small role, but I have to control my strength and don't make trouble.

I was prepared, but it wasn't me who "struck" first.

The yellow fist with a pinch of hair had just rushed in front of me, and before the fist could be swung out, Ji Yu, who had somehow woken up, suddenly pushed me sideways, and then rushed at him, vomiting wildly.

That scene was so joyful that I couldn't bear to look at it.

A pinch of yellow hair froze in place, stunned. His two companions instantly stopped the fight and rushed over to help...... Dispose of the filth from his body.

This is the end of the farce. I didn't want the situation to expand, so I hurriedly picked up Ji Yu, who had been released and had a relaxed face, and prepared to leave.

Fan Li suddenly reminded me: "Don't be busy, this young man has a grimace money around his neck!" ”