Chapter Eighty-Five: The Woman
How long can a person live in this life? Seventy years, eighty years? Changed to days, seventy-year-old people can live 25,533 days, eighty-year-old people can live 25,898 days, so calculated, I feel that death is not far away, and then subtract the ten years old before I don't understand anything, after the age of seventy I can't do anything, I really don't have many days that belong to me, I think about it I should live urgently.
I think this way because my buddy is not urgent at all, the weather is good, I lazily sit on the Taishi chair in the store, smoking a cigarette, crossing Erlang's legs, thinking about the urgency of life...... After the incident between Fan Jian and Yang Jie, life was as turbulent as stagnant water, a month passed in a daze, Lao Wangtou paid my salary to my card in time, and my yellow charm was not sold.
Before I graduated, my ideal was to find a quiet job, I really found it, and I missed the busy days, people, it's cheap, buddy spit out the last smoke ring, sent a WeChat message to Kou Zhen, and asked him to come to me to play, in fact, it was to harass him, there was no business these days, Kou Zhen didn't come to me anymore, and he was bored at home all day playing games.
I forgot to say it, the bad review was deleted, Fan Jian and Yang Jie had no news, I didn't call them, I couldn't solve the cause and effect, and I didn't want to get burned.
After sending WeChat, I had nothing to do, I snuffed out the cigarette butts, and was about to review the art of the talisman, the store door was suddenly pushed open, and a person broke in, and the grizzled man drilled into my crotch, and my buddies were shocked, what is going on? Looking at it again, it was none other than Kou Zhen, who was out of tune, panicked and eager to get under my crotch.
Do you want to experience what Han Shin felt like back then? Angry and trying to be strong? Don't blame me for thinking so, this kid is the master who never gets up until two o'clock in the afternoon, what's wrong today? I didn't stop him, drill! I spread my legs, and Kou Zhen pushed my legs away and got under the table.
If you want to say that there are valuable things in the old Wangtou store, it belongs to the wooden table and the Taishi chair, although I don't understand the wood, but I also know that it is mahogany, whether it is an antique I don't know, it looks quite tall, the table is very large, the same as the desk, there is no problem with hiding a person below, the problem is Kou Zhen, what is wrong with this kid?
I stretched out my foot and kicked under the table, Kou Zhen said to me in a panic: "Viagra don't make trouble, the bell is coming to the door, you let me hide here for a while, do you have a yellow charm that can hide your tracks?" Hurry up and give the whole one to the buddy, don't let her find me......"
I've heard the circle, Kou Zhen's family legend of the fairy step, he wants to hide, as long as he steps on the other side, no one can see him, like a ghost, and he still needs to hide from others? is also hiding so cheaply, let me help draw a yellow talisman that hides traces, no matter how you think about it, he has something to do, in line with the boring spirit of being idle and idle, and having nothing to do with the child's play, I kicked Kou Zhen under the table and asked, "What's wrong?" If you don't tell me about it, can I make you safe? ”
"Viagra, don't make trouble, you let the buddies escape this catastrophe, I'll treat you to a skewer ...... at night"
"Eat your uncle's skewers, say it quickly, who came to the door, and whose daughter did you harm? ……”
"Bell, the bell that mourning star has come to the door, I can't afford to provoke it, hide here with you."
The name bell is not unfamiliar to me, I said earlier that there are three shops selling dead people's supplies in the old alley, the eternal classic of the old king's head, the Dexiangyun of the Kou Zhen family, and the remaining Tianlu is said to be opened by a girl, and it is also the ancestral industry of inheritance, the strange thing is that the shop of the old king's head and Kou Zhen's family is still open, but Tianlu has never seen her family open a store during the day since I worked in the old king's shop, it is said that it is open at night, I don't know anything except these, and I have never seen a bell. "The boss of Tianlu is a girl, why are you still afraid of becoming such a virtue? Don't you have the five elements upside down immortal steps? Still struggling to hide from people? What are you doing here? ”
", viagra, if you want to say who is the buddy most afraid of in this life, the bell ranks first, no one dares to rank second, her ancestral round light technique, specifically to overcome my five elements upside down fairy steps, viagra, if she comes to the door later, you help me send it away, buddy, please, please go back and ask you to mas......turbate for a month"
Hearing the round light technique, buddy's eyes lit up, the circle light technique is a very magical spell, in folk myths and legends, the immortal on the wall, water, palm to draw a circle, you can show a variety of images like a movie, this is the round light technique. The Circle Light Technique is a magical spell with a "visualization" function, one of the advanced means of tracking down information, and has been secretly circulated for thousands of years.
How awesome is the Yuanguang technique, let's put it this way, the Yuanguang technique has seven functions, the Yuanguang Technique: you can check all things in the world, check the heaven and earth, check the yin and yang feng shui, check the past and future, check the elves and ghosts...... Within the Three Realms, it can be checked! Of course, there is no 100% thing in the world, and the accuracy of the Yuanguang investigation is also affected by certain factors, and sometimes there will be mistakes. In addition, the scope of the Yuanguang investigation also varies depending on the Dharma lineage, only the Yuanguang of Taoism can achieve the above effect, and the other Yuanguang can only investigate some things in the Yin and Yang worlds.
Round light treatment: There is a direct use of round light energy to treat diseases, which has a good effect on cancer, mental illness and a variety of difficult diseases. Circular light exorcism: check the original form of the possessed body or ghost, and can exorcise it, and can also control the shock and retreat. Circular light opening light: The round light opening method is to invite the gods to enter the altar to inject light into the utensils, the level is higher, and the effect is excellent. Circular Light Channeling: Circular Light Technique can invite the gods and Buddhas of the upper realm to appear and communicate directly with them. Yuanguang punishes evil: This faction Yuanguang can find out the image of thieves and bad people, even if they are thousands of miles away, they can also be punished by secret methods, and the severity is controlled by the caster, and its method directly hurts the soul. Yuanguang Seeking Teacher: Those who are destined can get acquainted with immortal masters in Yuanguang and learn secret methods that are not spread in the world.
In short, it's awesome, however, most of the awesome spells are difficult to practice, and the Yuanguang technique also has depths, not to learn to achieve the above effects, just like the realm in the Xianxia novel, that needs to be cultivated to the end, but it can make Kou Zhen afraid of this virtue, there must still be two times, especially Yuanguang looking for someone, it is indeed the nemesis of the fairy step, no wonder this kid wants me to draw a yellow talisman that hides traces.
I don't have much friendship with Kou Zhen, and it's not worth offending an expert in Yuanguang for him...... As soon as I thought of this, the door of the store was pushed open, and a person was squeezed in...... I didn't use the wrong adjective, it was squeezed in, because the lady who came in was ...... It's so fat, and it's really ......
I don't know how to describe it, this lady is also in her twenties, her height is about one meter six or five, at least two hundred and seventy eighty pounds, and she has a brightly colored skirt on her body, which looks like a quilt cover on top of the water tank, Lao Wangtou's store is not small, but as soon as she came in, I suddenly felt crowded.
I looked at the eldest sister's face in amazement, a big face looked like a roasted sweet potato, or a roasted one, it was dark and black, and it fell to the ground and cracked, leaking red soil, and I stepped on it in a snail shoe! Not only that, but there are pockmarks, hemp seeds with small pockmarks, small pockmarks with small pockmarks, what kind of shell is in the little pockmarks, and there is a little bit on the shell. It is said that the eyes are the windows of the soul, but her window is crooked, and she really wants to shiver and shiver, which is too urging people to pee.
I was scared stupid, I didn't dare to say anything for a long time, this eldest sister stood in the store, stared at me like a horizontal knife, and said angrily: "Hey, did you see that kid from the Kou family?" ”
She is carrying a small antique mirror in her hand, full of aura, obviously a magic weapon, just the size of this eldest sister, don't say that she can spell, even if she can't spell, as long as she pounces, the buddies will become meatloaf, it's too scary, buddy dares to offend such a woman?
I was stunned and stretched out my hand and pointed under the table, and the woman immediately came over, and said angrily: "Kou family boy, my special mother is looking for you, do you dare to hide?" Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you! ”
The voice was particularly heroic, the pictogram pig stepped, and he came towards the table, the movement of walking was so loud that the ground trembled, and the buddy hurriedly got out of the way, Kou Zhen screamed miserably, and shouted to me: "Xue Wei, your mother is not righteous!" ”
It's not that the buddy doesn't pay attention to righteousness, it's really that this woman is too fierce, the buddy doesn't dare to take it lightly, hide to the side to watch a good show, the woman bends down and wants to drag Kou Zhen, but it's too fat, it's hard to bend over, Kou Zhen dodges like a monkey, it's really hard to catch him for a while, the woman caught Kou Zhen twice and didn't catch Kou Zhen was also angry, moved the table suddenly, squeaked, and the big wooden table was suddenly moved to the side, Kou Zhen was also slippery enough, rolled on the spot, and rolled under the table.
The heroine was furious: "I'll kill you!" "I have to move the table, buddy is frightened, no matter how strong the table is, it can't pit this woman to toss, not to mention that there is a network cable computer or something, if it is really tossed, I will have to pay for it? I hurriedly shouted, "Don't touch the things in the store, I'll help you pull Kou Zhen out!" ”
"Xue Wei, your special mother is falling into the well!" Kou Zhen scolded me, buddy is very helpless, the store is Lao Wangtou's shop, I am looking at the store, it doesn't matter if I sell things or not, but if there is a loss, my buddy really can't explain, and I don't want to lose money, so I can only walk over with an arrow, grab Kou Zhen and pull it out, scolding while dragging: "Who told you to run to me to hide?" Did I give permission? If there is a loss in the store, will your mother pay for it? Get out, don't come to me in the future, I'm not familiar with you......"
Kou Zhen can hide from the woman, but he can't hide from his buddy, he was dragged by me, and he scolded me on the ground like a dead dog! The buddy didn't pay attention to him, he dragged him out, and he was stunned to pull it out, as soon as Kou Zhen was dragged out, the woman rushed over with an arrow, grabbed Kou Zhen by the collar of the neck and kept it, looking like a chick with no effort.
The woman looked at Kou Zhen in her hand, and sneered: "You keep running!" ”