Chapter 149: It's Crazy

Hiding behind the twins is Uncle Corpse, this old thing is extremely cunning, the old man has become that forced, the thing below is like a sausage, there is no impulse, that is, he can hold the twins hostage to lead me to the bait, but the buddy is a little greasy and crooked, not very happy, the old thing is hiding under the twins for fear that I will see the clues, and I can't help but shoot myself.

Fortunately, my buddies didn't dare to get too close, so when the twin sisters rushed towards me, I had time to react, hurriedly turned sideways, and the fast-eyed Huang Fu threw it at the corpse uncle, there is an old saying called practice makes true knowledge, I have been fighting a lot during this time, fighting with ghosts, fighting with people, fighting with warlocks, and getting an experience, when suddenly attacked, don't move too much, like turning around suddenly, taking a few steps back, and hurrying...... None of this is necessary.

Many times as long as a small step, or a small sideways can avoid the crisis, the advantage of doing so well is that the time is short, the range of action is small, the speed is fast, and you can also quickly counterattack, because you use a short time, the other party will be caught off guard, as long as you can dodge it, the range of action must be small.

Uncle Corpse didn't expect me to be such a thief, thinking that the twin sisters would catch me off guard when they pounced, and he could easily take me down, but I didn't expect my buddy to take a small step, and the yellow charm in his hand was thrown out in time, and the yellow charm in my hand was no longer painted by me, it was the yellow charm drawn by Zhang Qingshan.

Even if the talisman I drew hit Uncle Corpse, it is estimated that it will have no effect like tickling, but the talisman drawn by Zhang Qingshan is different, and he went with a slip of golden light, snap! A blow hit Uncle Corpse, the golden light scurried around on him, Uncle Corpse screamed miserably, fell to the ground, and the golden light on the yellow charm stirred up the dead air on his body and scurried around.

The buddy perked up, took out the talisman drawn by Zhang Qingshan from the talisman bag, and wanted to go up and give Uncle Corpse a stop first, this old thing is evil, and he fought so hard with Yang Maniac, and he was able to hold the twins hostage here, and ambushed him, not subduing him, there is too much trouble.

I followed with an arrow step, chanting the immobilization mantra, before I got close to the corpse uncle, the corpse uncle who was tumbling suddenly sat up, there was no panic on his face, at the moment when I was about to throw out the yellow charm, the cigarette bag pot in his hand slapped at me horizontally, the cigarette bag pot did not touch my body, but there was a strong force in my chest, my eyes were black, and I flew out sideways, just about to land, as if I was dragged down by something behind me, I turned twice in the air, and dissolved the force of the corpse uncle hitting me, Then I sat down on the floor, looking confused.

The shout of Yang Maniac sounded behind him: "The old immortal, bullying a junior, is still so calculating, pretending to be dead, and pretending to be the eighth king, what kind of ability is it?" Damn, if you don't pull off your old Baba's head today, you're endless......"

Damn, when did Madman Yang come over? Buddy is very puzzled, isn't the girl competing with Zhang Qingshan? I turned my head to look, and saw that Yang Maniac was unkempt, his face was blue and purple, his right eye was swollen and the boss was dredged, and his robe was torn off the left and right, there was no difference between that appearance and being beaten up?

I couldn't help but ask, "Crazy Yang, were you beaten by Zhang Qingshan?" ”

As soon as the words came out, I felt that something was wrong, it was obvious that I was beaten by Zhang Qingshan, didn't this pour salt on the wound of the Yang madman? Yang Maniac was exposed by me, will he tear me up in a fit of anger? The buddy was very frightened, but he didn't expect that when the madman Yang heard me ask, the old face was bruised and purple, obviously annoyed, but he didn't treat me badly, snorted, stomped his feet and scolded the corpse uncle: "Old Wangba, Lao Tzu will kill you today!" ”

I ran to Uncle Corpse, and as soon as I ran, my buddy saw that there were many magic weapons hanging on the cloth belt on his robe, three clear bells, incense sachets, gossip mirrors, gourds, five-element flags, copper coins and swords...... The size is different, obviously snatched from someone else, and the picture of Yang Maniac who saw a warlock was beaten up and snatched other people's magic weapons immediately came to my mind.

How much loss did Yang suffer under Zhang Qingshan's hands, so angry? What I wonder even more is that since I have suffered Zhang Qingshan's loss, with the character of Yang Madman, I will not be able to dismantle me? Why didn't you say anything about saving me, and then went to Uncle Corpse?

I looked around in a daze, and found that the twin sisters were standing aside, and a talisman was pasted on the door of one person's head, still with a pitiful appearance, obviously given by Yang Maniac, although it still looked like I was pitiful, but there was no ********, and the charm could not be played, and the buddy would not be charmed.

I suddenly feel that the twin sisters are quite pitiful, not that they are not capable enough, nor are they not charming enough, ordinary men really can't resist their charms, I guess the sisters are also full of confidence, otherwise they would not dare to come to the torii village, but they met either fourteen women, or old bacon like Uncle Corpse, or a neurotic like Yang Maniac.

So the twin sisters are tragic, they have become toys in the hands of others, either as bait or as weapons, buddy looked at the twin sisters and sighed, and then saw that the beauty with a beauty mole on the left was still holding the phoenix seal in her hand, and couldn't help but move in her heart, and took two quick steps to snatch it from her hand, the beauty couldn't move, and looked at me with a very resentful gaze.

Facing such a resentful gaze from a beautiful woman, buddy...... Hurriedly turned his head around, and as soon as he turned around, he heard Uncle Corpse shouting to Madman Yang: "Madman Yang, what are you doing if you can't get along with me?" Why don't we join forces, catch Xue Wei together, and lure Zhang Qingshan's shrunken turtle out? ”

"Put your mother's stinky fart, you said that Zhang Qingshan is a turtle with a shrunken head, what do you think of Lao Tzu? You look down on me, don't you? Fuck your uncle, I'm going to kill you today......"

Yang Madman is really crazy, and the madness is very different, the crazy is very unexpected, Uncle Corpse's proposal is very reasonable, the two of them teamed up with Zhang Qingshan may not have the upper hand, not to mention that they are all to catch me, they don't necessarily have to make you live or die, as the saying goes, the enemy of the enemy is a friend, and they can be good friends, but I didn't expect Uncle Corpse to scold Zhang Qingshan, but Yang Madman stopped doing it, not only did he not do it, but he became angry, as if Zhang Qingshan was his father.

I don't understand why? Looking at the two of them, the fight was very exciting, and Yang Madman had an extra Sanqing bell in his hand, and with a slight shake, the bell was ...... The crisp sound resounded in the night sky, and together with the ringing, the dead air emitted from the cigarette pouch and pot of Uncle Corpse was suppressed, and cold sweat broke out on Uncle Corpse's forehead, as if he was facing a great enemy, coughed violently, and spit out a mouthful of thick phlegm towards Yang Maniac.

His thick phlegm was green and green, like a ghost fire, Yang Maniac took two steps back, and the bell in his hand shook, like rain hitting plantains, more crisp, the phosphorus fire did not hit Yang Maniac directly, it hit Yang Maniac and slammed it, it seemed to be blocked, Yang Maniac shook Sanqing Ling, much more awesome than Kou Zhen, and was stunned to shake out an invisible aura.

I was stunned by this incredible scene in front of me, watching the ghost fire burn quietly, Yang Madman took another step forward with a solemn expression, but the ghost fire suddenly burst into the sky, suddenly turning into a dark green color, the flames suddenly rose high, and the flames that rose to the sky were like evil ghosts in hell, dancing strangely.

Madman Yang was not flustered, hung the bell in his hand back to his waist, dragged down a golden seal, held it high on his chest, and recited the incantation: "Heaven and earth use, the essence of the sun and the moon." The light penetrates the four seas and can break the demonic atmosphere. Solve the filth and eliminate the evil, and the house is bright. The divine water is made, and the ghosts are full. The mouth fork is chattering, and the mouth is talking to the mouth. Choked and choked, the mouth was snarled, and the mouth was as urgent as the law. ”

The golden seal flashed three times in the sound of the incantation, and suddenly I felt a trace of coldness across my cheeks, and it was very comfortable to fall on my body, and I was surprised to find that there were thin rain threads fluttering in the sky, and the ghost fire became shrunken the moment it touched the rain, and the large pieces were extinguished, and under the moonlight, the rain wisps were endless, like countless elves flying and dancing in the moonlight, strangely, there were no dark clouds in the sky, and the light rain was so weird, but it was a moment of effort, and the whole world returned to normal, There was no trace of the fire, and the rain gradually dissipated until there was no trace of it anymore.

The crazy voice of the madman Yang sounded: "The corpse poisons the ghost fire, burning the sky and the earth." It's not that I've been doused by Lao Tzu asking for Fu Shui, and you haven't learned well in Xiangxi Zhu Youshu. ”

Uncle Corpse was almost crazy by the Yang madman, the cigarette pouch and pot were set up horizontally, and the incantation was recited loudly in his mouth, and the phosphorus fire was abolished from the copper-headed cigarette pouch and pot, and quickly swept towards the Yang madman.

"It's good to come!" Yang Maniac shouted, and when dozens of phosphorus fires arrived in front of him, his body twisted, and the fragments on his belt clanged, just like this, more than a dozen phosphorus fires seemed to be imprisoned by something, and suddenly fixed in the air, Yang Maniac took off the gourd from his waist, patted the bottom, and all the phosphorus fires got into the gourd.

"Old immortal, look at what else you have to do, today Dao Ye will train you to become an old bacon......" Yang Madman got cheap and behaved, and caught up in two steps, buddy saw the corner of Uncle Corpse's mouth turned upward, this old thing must have a trick.

Buddy stood on the edge of this game and cautiously stretched out his feet to test, he really didn't know which direction to go, in fact, I didn't have the heart to watch Yang Madman and Uncle Corpse fight back and forth, but there was no way, I accidentally tried to take a step, what if I fell into the trap? It's really too weird and unpredictable.

It wasn't without effect, as I took a cautious step, I felt like my eyes were about to change, and I was about to open my eyes to see if there was any danger, when suddenly a hand reached out, grabbed me and pulled me out. (To be continued.) )