"Poof!"

My head shook!

It hurts, it hurts!

Sister's! It hurt so much that my tears came out......

Belch......

……

Wait a minute!

……

Jumping from the thirty-fourth floor is just tears coming out!?

……

"Squeak Squeak ......"

……

I opened my eyes, and a cradle dangled in front of me......

Hey......

This cradle is a little familiar......

Where do you think you can see you...... Pass...!

……

it!

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"Yikes! Oh my! Xiaoyou, why are you so naughty! It didn't hurt, did it...... Oh my! Look at you, your head is swollen......"

The young mother picked me up and rubbed my head in distress: "You can't be stupid, why don't you cry......"

Belch......

Quietly looking at my mother's young face, tears gently slid down the corners of my eyes......

……

"You cried as soon as I said it! What are you crying about, you are the naughtiest among the three brothers......"

……

I don't have the heart to listen to my mother's words anymore, and my mind is full of love......

This is really loveless!

You can't even die if you want to!

It's back to the beginning!

What the heck!

Author, you come out for me, I promise not to kill you! How many chapters are you going to spend in the Fantasy World!?

……

I still don't believe it!

Thereupon......

I started to die like crazy!

"Ahh

"Whew!!"

"Assi!"

"Spartan !!"

"Alibaba!!"

I've tried electrocuting myself, drowning myself, drugged myself, hanged myself......

I've tried almost all the ways of death, but each time I've been reborn back in the cradle of the beginning......

In this crazy memory, I also summed up an experience, that is, you have to kill yourself in an instant, otherwise it is simply torture. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

For example, once I jumped from the third floor, and I didn't die, and I broke my leg, which hurt me......

Another time I swallowed sleeping pills, and when I woke up, I found that I had not become smaller, and I was happy, but later I realized that it was gastric lavage to save me.

The worst thing is that I jumped off the train once, my whole body was fractured, I didn't die, but I became a vegetative person!

Becoming a vegetative person is not the most depressing, the most depressing thing is that my family still refuses to give up on me, so I have been lying in bed for more than 80 years!

Oh, my God!

More than 80 years!

As a vegetative person, am my vitality a little too strong?

You can never imagine how I got through for more than 80 years!

It's really crazy!

……

Finally......

After more than eighty years, I was born again!

I gave up......

I decided I wanted to live it for a good time!!

Eighty years of being in a vegetative state has simply dealt a critical blow to my will!

Shake me up!

It's not boring, it's not emptiness, it's not loneliness!

It was a horror that cannot be described in words!

I can't move anywhere in my body, but my mind is still clear.

……

I can clearly feel everything in the outside world, and I can hear my relatives telling me what is going on in my ear;

I could hear the kind-hearted little neighbor girl come to me every day to tell me stories, Snow White stories, and she would kiss me on the door of the head after each story, and then wait for more than ten minutes until she was sure that I would not wake up and leave disappointed.

I've heard this story more than 30,000 times, oh my! More than 30,000 times!! Until the little girl grows up and gets married;

The most hateful thing is that damn doctor and that sassy nurse who hides in my hospital room every time she is on duty! There's still a lot of movement!

I've had enough!

I'm going to live it all for once!

I'm going to let go of the burden of illusion and live again!

After I made this decision......

As a time-traveler, I naturally have an advantage far beyond my contemporaries!

This time......

I live a very nourishing life, and I have had all kinds of halos since I was a child.

I was escorted to a prestigious university, married a beautiful and gentle school girl, monopolized chat software and online shopping platforms, and even the logistics system was monopolized by me!

On top of that, I bought many houses within the 3rd Ring Road of the capital by various means!

This Nima makes money faster than pumping oil from the oil field!

Reputation, power, money, status...... I've got them all!

I have to describe this life......

There's nothing to fucking anymore!

Of course, I can also set a big goal, such as unifying the whole world......

Just when I had this idea, my daughter-in-law became pregnant!

Then one day, my mother took me to incense.

……

Honestly, I've always disdained this kind of thing.

Disdain outside the illusion, what is a god, it is nothing more than a powerful person, instead of praying for the blessing of the gods, it is better to work hard to cultivate and strengthen yourself.

Of course, it is impossible to cultivate in the illusion realm, and I have tried this I don't know how many times, and even set up an underground laboratory in an attempt to study the composition of the Heaven and Earth Yuan Qi.

……

So, it's a fake world, and even if there are gods, it's fake gods.

But my mother insisted on coming, and I had no choice but to accompany her.

Obviously, this is not the first time my mother has come, and the people who sell incense and candles come up to her with their eyes shining and enthusiastically greeting her.

Even the bald monks were smiling with wrinkles on their faces.

Alas......

Forget it, my brother is rich, and now I'm in a good mood, so I won't dismantle your stage!

But I'm annoyed when I see these faces!

Trouble from the bottom of my heart!

Lao Tzu is rich, but you can't treat Lao Tzu as a wronged leader!

But my mother has feelings for this......

Alas......

If you do, you won't spoil her interest......

I simply walked to the back of the temple with my hands behind my back and there were few people, and no one came to stop me.

Obviously, everyone in the temple knows me, of course, not because I often come to incense, Lao Tzu has never been here at all!

Knew me because......

Think about it, if you put the influence of ******, Ma Yun and Ma Huateng all on one person, then is there anyone in this world who doesn't know?

Yes, I have been named the person who changed the world......

Not only do I have money, but I also have ideas, and I have vision!

It has a deep insight into the laws of human development......

Even in the music industry, in the film and television industry, I have considerable influence.

As the owner of Xiaoyou Studios all over the country, Lao Tzu can arrange whatever film he wants, and if Lao Tzu is unhappy, no matter how good the movie is, don't want to be successful!

The Paramount crisis of that year made me have to stage it again in China, the cultural industry, I am the sky, if you want to make money, you have to kneel down and call grandpa!

It's just that I have been holding back for more than 80 years in my last life, and I have been addicted to drama in this life, I have to make cameos in almost every movie, and occasionally I play the leading role when I am in a good mood.

This also caused some angry directors to complain.

For example, there is a one named Zhang Xiaomou, I don't like his movies, although the movies are good, I just don't like them, so I never schedule films for him, so that he can't eat enough and can't have too many children, which is very pitiful.

Another example is that Feng Dagang, I admire him very much, he is very popular.

Eh...... It seems that the lust is a little off......

Ahem......

My old god was walking behind the temple with his hands behind his back......

The monks in the past looked respectful when they saw me.

Alas......

An Neng from outsiders was like this, and I became more and more disdainful of this place......

None of them are good monks, they all have the intention to marry a little girl and make a lot of money, of course, this world is fake in the first place, it doesn't matter......

As I was walking, I suddenly saw a dilapidated house in the backyard, which looked very out of place with the architectural style of the entire temple.

So I beckoned a little monk: "What kind of place is this?" ”

The little monk replied respectfully, "This is the place where Patriarch Jiyi cultivates. ”

"Jiyi !!?"

it!

My eyes widened in an instant!

This is something I haven't been like since I entered the world of illusions!

There are acquaintances other than relatives who appear!

You know, in this life, even my second uncle doesn't cultivate, and he concentrates on helping me make some scenes!

But I didn't expect to meet an acquaintance today!

And this acquaintance is still a person with "real skills"!

Jiyi!

That great monk!

The big monk who got in my car and asked me to say thank you!

Is that him?

I pulled the little monk again and asked excitedly, "Is the name of your ancestor and layman Sun Da?" ”

"Huh! Chen Jushi is really extraordinary, my master said that you are the most Buddha-related person, but I didn't expect you to even know the common name of Patriarch Jiyi. ”

Ahh Your master said that I have a Buddha fate, but he just wants me to pay for it!

Forget it, I don't bother to pay attention to this little monk, since I am sure that it is Sun Da in the house, I will hurry there!

My mood was three points excited, seven points worried.

I was excited to see Sun Da soon, and I was worried that this Sun Da was also fake.

Although I think there is a chance that he is also fake, there is still a glimmer of hope in my heart......

"Chen Jushi! Chen Jushi! The little monk hurriedly stopped me: "Chen Jushi, what are you going to do?" ”

"Why are you going?" I glanced at the broken house: "Naturally, I saw an old friend, please let me go!" ”

I was about to move forward, but the little monk stopped me again: "No! Chen Jushi, don't do it, Patriarch Jiyi has already cut off the dust, and he doesn't see outsiders! ”

"Go away! I'm not an outsider, I'm an insider...... Ahh I'm his friend......"

Seeing that the little monk was going to stop again, my heart moved, and I took out a large stack of money: "Na, I have a relationship with this temple, this is the incense money I donated, and I ask the little master to smile." ”

The little monk was stunned for a moment, and stopped while accepting the money: "Chen Jushi, this is not a matter of incense money, I can't let you go in and disturb Patriarch Jiyi's practice." ”

I'm banging!

It's not about the money, you took the money!

Hey! You monks are really ...... It's really thicker than Lao Tzu!

I was about to get angry, but I suddenly remembered something, and said with a smile on my face: "It's me who forgot, it's me who forgot, look at my memory, I'm not looking for Jiyi Patriarch, it's Sun Da...... The Sun Da who can accompany me to drink wine and eat meat......"

The little monk was about to speak, but a loud laugh came from the broken house!

"Hahahaha! My grandson has been waiting for you for so many years, how are you here......"

“……”

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( ̄□ ̄) This is not a dividing line, this is a golden hoop rod ( ̄□ ̄)!

Didn't expect that, right?

What am I talking about......

You can't guess...... Can't guess how many chapters I'm going to have a day...... Forever......

Hahahaha...... I'm invincible!

Above!

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